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Title: What's your zombie survival plan?
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 21, 2011, 04:14:00 AM
Personally, I would grab a baseball bat, knife, cell phone and ipod and go to Canada. It's cold up there and zombies have poor body heat. Plus it's not too far from my state.
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Post by: R7308xx on April 21, 2011, 03:18:55 PM
I would refuse to believe that zombies exist and that 2012 is the end of the world.  :o
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Post by: Naesala on April 21, 2011, 03:34:55 PM
Use the deadliest weapon known to man: [spoiler]a board with a nail in it.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Maxite on April 22, 2011, 05:55:57 AM
Blowing up malls. I don't want any survivors.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 22, 2011, 06:48:45 AM
Go into my Zombie Survival Bunker obviously. It's stocked with food and shotguns.
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Post by: Shayminguy7 on April 22, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
Zombie Paper
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...
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Post by: tacopill on April 24, 2011, 09:02:46 PM
Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...

You won't be saying that when they eat your brains.
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Post by: Naesala on April 24, 2011, 09:29:05 PM
Zombies aren't real.

So that's my plan.

Now robots on the other hand...

Yeah, you're just saying that to make us drop our guard, so you and your zombie friends can attack us!
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Post by: tacopill on April 25, 2011, 06:57:08 PM
i hope the zombies and the robots attack on the same day, and take each other out in competition.
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Post by: Level 3 on April 27, 2011, 10:20:23 PM
My plan depends entirely on the most recent zombie game I have played, I will follow the plan used in said game.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 28, 2011, 12:57:39 PM
Blend in - pretend to be a zombie
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
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Post by: Kagegamer12 on May 03, 2011, 10:02:37 PM
Well I'm sure growing a bunch of zombie hating plants will work! :P
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.
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Post by: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 09, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?
Zombie Land
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Post by: tacopill on May 14, 2011, 03:58:36 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.

I need to see this movie.

What was it called?
Zombie Land

Ah. ok.

Never mind, i already saw it.

Although, i don't recall that part.
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on May 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?
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Post by: tacopill on May 19, 2011, 09:09:02 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?

Bill Murray was in Zombieland?
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 22, 2011, 12:30:04 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?

Bill Murray was in Zombieland?
Spoiler tags for people who haven't seen the movie
[spoiler=hidden]You know, they go to his house while passing through Hollywood, Tallahassee  wants to go to Bill Murray's house, and they find him disguised as a zombie. Columbus and Little Rock didn't know yet, so he tries to scare them and Columbus shoots him, which then kills him. Tallahassee gets pretty pissed since Bill Murray was his idol.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Foxdude54 on July 16, 2011, 03:19:25 PM
My plan? Madagascar. Enough said.
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Post by: R7308xx on August 13, 2011, 06:35:47 AM
Dr. Phil could talk to them about there relationship problems.

But since that most likely won't happen, just try to get a 16 hit combo.

Or we could use the worlds largest Blendtec blender.
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Post by: BrandedOne on August 13, 2011, 05:04:21 PM
Who said anything about survival? Zombie invasion? *Takes a few too many sleeping pills*
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Post by: Solar Dragon on August 14, 2011, 01:58:14 PM
Dress up as Homer Simpson. Zombies won't touch him. (He has no brains)
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Post by: Torchickens on August 14, 2011, 04:07:08 PM
Buy an ocarina, and attempt to play the Sun's Song and epically fail, but scare them off anyway.

Edit: Wait, of course that isn't going to work!
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Post by: paperwario89 on October 02, 2011, 02:16:32 PM
lock them out and play super mario bros.3 ;D
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Post by: KidIcarus on July 01, 2015, 01:57:12 AM
Teleport to the pokecenter