Today, I got in the fight with Giygas on my pirated EarthBound, but halfway through it froze and deleted all my saves. FML
Today I had Tidus over and he kept whining about the monsters in the basement. FML
Today I ate a Super Mushroom that turned out to be a Poison Mushroom. FML
Today I wore Luigi's plumber suit, but he left it in the dryer too long and I ripped them in public. FML
Today I had to pronounce Geno's name. FML
Today I got a copy of Final Fantasy IV, and the translators made it German instead of English. FML
Today, I woke up at 4:00 a.m. and I apparently overslept. FML
Today I was hit by Bowyer's arrow. FML
Today Geno used Geno Whirl on me and got the action command right. FML, and then I fell into Tauros's Fissure. FML x2