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Messages - Metechar

#1
The Lounge / Re: Your phone?
August 23, 2011, 04:13:26 PM
Sprint Smart Touch LG
#2
The Lounge / Re: Your computer
August 23, 2011, 04:12:10 PM
Windows 7 Compaq Single Core 200 GHz with a graphics card containing 892 MB of space.

I know, bad.
#3
It's...um....ketchup?

Why does this ketchup taste like blood.
#4
No the entire memory card is.

What do you do if your memory card is corrupted?
#5
Well you see, they are produced at factories, made with human milk, and flesh taken from dead bodies. They are put together, and smelt in a large furnace, then a brain made from many small intestines of mice that contains a memory chip inside is placed in their head. They are then tested in the Babby Testing Room to see if they can walk. Then, they are equipped with an AI that develops over time so they act like a real humanoid.

Do you want a TL;DR version of this?
#6
Has a slimy Magcargo.
#7
The Lounge / Re: One-line-per-post story game
June 16, 2011, 02:59:07 AM
The moon from Majora's Mask just pops out of nowhere, overlooking the world.
#8
Under your pillow.

What is your IP?
#9
You with end world the does.


Are you a magestic pegacorn who lives on Planet?
#10
The Lounge / Re: One-line-per-post story game
May 02, 2011, 02:49:16 AM
He has no arms, yet he wins the trophy, only for it to be stolen by John Madden.
#11
Blames the economy.
#12
The Lounge / Re: One-line-per-post story game
April 30, 2011, 10:02:09 PM
Then a giant Thwomp crushes her dead corpse.
#13
Does not like Friendship is Magic.
#14
Because this forum sucks.


Why did I forget my password to GPX+?
#15
tango to 2 take it does


Little Bo *Beep*?
#16
...to find out your in a barren wasteland. You're thirsty, so you start digging for water in the sand. All you find is a sponge and a starfish, so you keep them as pets in a water tank....with water...You don't realize there's water in the tank, and you keep the two as pets. You then start a farm of Trapinch. You first build a barn. You go and collect some 3 Trapinch. One lays an egg and one evolves into a Vibrava. You then make a special fence for Vibrava and Flygon. You suddenly get an idea and make a video game where the objective is to raise Pokémon, get married, have a child, and die. You call it "Harvest Moon: A Trapinch Life" and get sued for copyright infringement by Natsume. You go to jail for 5 nanoseconds and go back to your farm. You make a nice little house and move your sponge and starfish in there. You go exploring for some more Trapinch when you find a small group of Pikmin. You take them to your farm and build an onion. You start breeding and you have a Pikmin farm. You add them to your Trapinch farm in a seperate fence. You go into your house to find out that Spongebob and a Staryu are living in your fish tank. You throw a Ditto in there and breed more Staryu and your Staryu evolves into Starmie. As for Spongebob, you leave him outside to melt in the sun. 3 years later, you have such a thriving farm that contains Trapinch, Vibrava, Flygon, Pikmin, Goombas, Koopas, Buzzy Beetles, Staryu, Starmie, Bulborbs, Cows, Miltank, Tauros, Tektites, and Dodongos. You go on the news and get asked a question. You reply "I liek turtles" and falcon punch the reporter to Planet Planet. Next, you add to your farm some...
#17
The Lounge / Re: One-line-per-post story game
April 10, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
Wario's fart was so huge, he flew into space, and landed on Planet.
#18
See what?
#19
Pearls  :o
#20
Thinks guns are for kids 3 and under.