One-line-per-post story game

[SnorlaxMonster]

That amount of interdimensional travel upsets Palkia.

[Solar Dragon]

Palkia throws it's Nintendo DS out of the window in anger at the interdimensional travel.

[Maxite]

The Nintendo DS is hit by a cosmic ray and turns into a rare collectible Nintendo 3DS.

[Solar Dragon]

Which then falls into the hands of a little six year old kid who plays with it until it breaks.

[TurtwigA]

Then has his daddy fix it, so he can rinse and repeat.

[SnorlaxMonster]

It is held together with duct tape, and the top screen is held on by a single wire; both the L and R buttons are not working.

[Solar Dragon]

A Nintendo mad rich dude sees the DS and offers to pay $1,000,000 for it, only to realise it was broken and changes his offer to $0.01

[SnorlaxMonster]

The foolish child sells the DS, and it is displayed next to the Game Boy at the Nintendo World Store.

[Solar Dragon]

The museum then blows up.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Peter Griffin is blown out of existence due to not being Nintendo.

[pokemonforever2929]

which causes banjo, kazzoie and everything rare owns to come back to nintendo and ditch rare/microsoft

[SnorlaxMonster]

Microsoft wages war against Nintendo

[Sazandora]

Sony joins the war and destroys Microsoft.

[R7308xx]

Kaz Harai brags to Iwata that he can speak English better than him.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Iwata replies "I speek gud engrish"

[Metechar]

The moon from Majora's Mask just pops out of nowhere, overlooking the world.

[SnorlaxMonster]

The moon from Moonview Highway appears and fights with it

[Torchickens]

The Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 also joins in the fight.

[R7308xx]

It becomes "Dark Dawn" her her.

[spoiler]*rotten tomatoes thrown*[/spoiler]

[pokemonforever2929]

then the golden sun joins the fray while I watch sipping my glass of grape kool aid