"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[TurtwigA]

Because Fox mind controlled him.

Must I ask a question?

[Metechar]

Yes. Yes you should.

Do you liek Mudkipz?

[Omega Tyrant]

No, I hate Mudkipz! 

If Fox was mind controlling Wolf to not let us do that, why would he mind control Wolf to not let himself do that?

[Maxite]

Because he's in sheep's clothing.

Why did Nintendo allow Hollywood to make the "Super Mario Brothers" movie?

[Tina]

Maybe the idea for the movie occurred to them while they were out drinking. Or worse.

Ahahahaha just HOW HIGH do you have to BE just to DO something like that?

[R7308xx]

You must be this high:

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Why does the monster have to die just because he doesn't belong in this world? Why can't we send him to Hyrule or Eagleland?
   

[KidIcarus]

The shipping costs would burn a hole in anyone's wallet.

Was Donkey Kong justified in kidnapping Paulina in the original Donkey Kong?

[pokemonforever2929]

no
is the meaning of life really 42?

[R7308xx]

Yes. Yes it isn't.

Why does my brain suddenly hurt?

[TurtwigA]

Because you made a sentence have opposites. NEVER DO IT, SOME PEOPLE HAD 3 DAY HEADACHES FROM IT.

Is this a question?

[pokemonforever2929]

yes.
is my username cool?

[R7308xx]

Yesno.

Is pi a number, a letter, a food, or a slang term?

[Naesala]

it's all of them, and none of them.

How come stamp glue tastes so magically delicious?

[pokemonforever2929]

so it is lickable
what is your favorite pokemon generation?

[R7308xx]

No.

Donut?

[pokemonforever2929]

i love them!!!
who wants a wild foroum party (i'll provide drinks)

[Maxite]

Sure, where's Foroum (is your house inside the Earthbound universe?).

Who likes short shorts?

[pokemonforever2929]

me
i meant forum as in this place and my house is in goldenrod city (pokemon)
anyone else?

[Tina]

I'll only go to the party if the ghosts from Osohe Castle are there. Those guys, man. They sure do know how to throw a party.

Whose bones are these?

[pokemonforever2929]

bowsers
will anyone help me in the one-line-per-post story game?