"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Metechar]

Under your pillow.

What is your IP?

[Torchickens]

3.14159265358979?... Sorry, I can only read backwards

What will be Nintendo.com's 128 bit IPv6 Address? =O

[HavocReaper48]

Hopefully something in English...

Wii, Wii You, what's next, "Wii You Them"?

[SnorlaxMonster]

iWii U

Is it true that there is no such thing as a misconception?

[pokemonforever2929]

the definition is mike tyson
why can`t the flash game the impossible quiz be possible?

[TurtwigA]

Because you didn't pay attention in school

What is wrong with education these days?

[HavocReaper48]

I told you everything,
loud and clear,
but nobody's listening...
Uphill struggle,
blood sweat and tears,
nobody's listening...

Why did Linkin Park only put two good songs in their most recent album? 

[Naesala]

Never knew linkin park ever made a good song.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?

[Mari-Illustrious-Makinami]

Shut up

Who wants to go to mine and That Human's wedding?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Your family and the catering That Human's family

WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING IN THE DREAM WORLD

[Naesala]

Don't know how.

Have you accepted Cthulhu as your lord and eater?

[R7308xx]

No, I already accepted Tsathoggua?

I HATE manure... Have you found my flux capacitator?

[SnorlaxMonster]

It's mine now

How does it work?

[TurtwigA]

ERROR ERROR AMBIGUOUS PRONOUN. CANNOT ANSWER.

How is babby formed?

[Metechar]

Well you see, they are produced at factories, made with human milk, and flesh taken from dead bodies. They are put together, and smelt in a large furnace, then a brain made from many small intestines of mice that contains a memory chip inside is placed in their head. They are then tested in the Babby Testing Room to see if they can walk. Then, they are equipped with an AI that develops over time so they act like a real humanoid.

Do you want a TL;DR version of this?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No, because then you wouldn't proofread it either.

Run Baseball.bat?

[Torchickens]

No, it's a virus. ...Damn too late. Well good thing it doesn't do anything until you reboot.

Run Antivirus?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Too late. Computer is destroyed.

Format hard-drive?

[HavocReaper48]

Have you agreed to and fully read our Terms of Use?

[Torchickens]

YES!!!! 

What's a question?