NIWA's Nintendo Haiku Thread

[KidIcarus]

Post your Nintendo haikus on this thread!

[KidIcarus]

Oh Mario, Mario
Where art thou Mario Mario
I'm right here Princess

I am Link the man
I must defeat Ganondorf
And marry Zelda

It's so dark in here
Cramped; damp; silent; so lonely
Please Ash, let me out

Dad what have they done?
Why are you shackled and worn?
The carpenter, son...