"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[pokemonforever2929]

hulk angry at elves must make them cry
Did I just become the incredible hulk?

[Maxite]

No. You weren't bitten by a radioactive spider.

Why did Mario cross the road?

[Tina]

There was a 1-up on the side.

WH4T DO3S YOUR BLOOD SM3LL L1K3? >:]

[HavocReaper48]

I'll answer your question with another question:

Who wants to know?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Clearly Tina does.

y iz nise spelgin nad gramer gud?

[Maxite]

Favvu juoo nei?

What's funnier than a Charmander strapped to a tree?

[Seritinajii]

A Charmander strapped to a tree which is in a clown suit.

What's funnier than that?! Try and top it!!

[TurtwigA]

That's what she said.

Is that really what she said?

[Naesala]

yes

Why doesn't Johnny care? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo

[Miles of SmashWiki]

Because he doesn't understand the concepts behind the epistemological notion of caring.

AM I ERROR?

[HavocReaper48]

Depends.

What kind of error?

[R7308xx]

That kind of ERROR.

Hey, look! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus! Am I gonna tell my daddy?

[Maxite]

No, because your Daddy is Santa Claus.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[Naesala]

Love...Is that where you find the least common denominator and then add the numerators?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No, that's maths class.

Should I be editing Bulbapedia instead of playing forums games?

[TurtwigA]

The question is should you not?

How is Bulbapedia?

[R7308xx]

No one knows.

How is WikiBound? I already know the answer.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Still doesn't fill a whole page of recent pages in one day.

Why do I keep watching this?

[TurtwigA]

Because nothing is stopping you.

What is life?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Wikipedia wold argue that "Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes (biology) from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate." However, I would argue that it is what stops you from dying.

WHY IS SONIC ON THE COVER OF MY OFFICIAL NINTENDO MAGAZINE!