Personally, I would grab a baseball bat, knife, cell phone and ipod and go to Canada. It's cold up there and zombies have poor body heat. Plus it's not too far from my state.
I would refuse to believe that zombies exist and that 2012 is the end of the world. :o
Use the deadliest weapon known to man: [spoiler]a board with a nail in it.[/spoiler]
Blowing up malls. I don't want any survivors.
Go into my Zombie Survival Bunker obviously. It's stocked with food and shotguns.
Zombie Paper
Zombies aren't real.
So that's my plan.
Now robots on the other hand...
Quote from: Kaiba on April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
Zombies aren't real.
So that's my plan.
Now robots on the other hand...
You won't be saying that when they eat your brains.
Quote from: Kaiba on April 23, 2011, 04:40:37 PM
Zombies aren't real.
So that's my plan.
Now robots on the other hand...
Yeah, you're just saying that to make us drop our guard, so you and your zombie friends can attack us!
i hope the zombies and the robots attack on the same day, and take each other out in competition.
My plan depends entirely on the most recent zombie game I have played, I will follow the plan used in said game.
Blend in - pretend to be a zombie
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
Well I'm sure growing a bunch of zombie hating plants will work! :P
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.
I need to see this movie.
What was it called?
Quote from: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.
I need to see this movie.
What was it called?
Zombie Land
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 09, 2011, 02:23:31 PM
Quote from: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:28:37 PM
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:36:00 AM
Quote from: Kaiba on April 30, 2011, 04:02:42 PM
That didn't work for Bill Murray.
That was his own fault. You only pretend to be a zombie around other zombies. When zombie-hating people with guns are around, you do not try and scare them. Common sense.
I need to see this movie.
What was it called?
Zombie Land
Ah. ok.
Never mind, i already saw it.
Although, i don't recall that part.
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?
Quote from: HondaKiku on May 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?
Bill Murray was in Zombieland?
Quote from: tacopill on May 19, 2011, 09:09:02 PM
Quote from: HondaKiku on May 14, 2011, 08:29:04 PM
You don't remember the part with Bill f**kin' Murray?
Bill Murray was in Zombieland?
Spoiler tags for people who haven't seen the movie
[spoiler=hidden]You know, they go to his house while passing through Hollywood, Tallahassee wants to go to Bill Murray's house, and they find him disguised as a zombie. Columbus and Little Rock didn't know yet, so he tries to scare them and Columbus shoots him, which then kills him. Tallahassee gets pretty pissed since Bill Murray was his idol.[/spoiler]
My plan? Madagascar. Enough said.
Dr. Phil could talk to them about there relationship problems.
But since that most likely won't happen, just try to get a 16 hit combo.
Or we could use the worlds largest Blendtec blender.
Who said anything about survival? Zombie invasion? *Takes a few too many sleeping pills*
Dress up as Homer Simpson. Zombies won't touch him. (He has no brains)
Buy an ocarina, and attempt to play the Sun's Song and epically fail, but scare them off anyway.
Edit: Wait, of course that isn't going to work!
lock them out and play super mario bros.3 ;D
Teleport to the pokecenter