One-line-per-post story game

[Metechar]

However, a pardox was created because...404 ERROR I AM ERROR 10000111100000111100

[Sazandora]

A top percentage Rattata came out of the paradox.

[pikachu8090]

Then an ekans eats the rattata that came out of the portal making it part of its food chain

[Sazandora]

But the Rattata used FEAR!

[R7308xx]

The Rattata is then killed by the forces of Orly because F.E.A.R. was illegal in this tournament.

[Solar Dragon]

Only to be resurrected and made to grow by one of the villains from Power Rangers.

[TurtwigA]

Joey's top percentage Rattata challenges this top percentage Rattata to a top percentage fight.

[Sazandora]

But Arceus stops the fight because the total percentage would be over 100% and disrupt the space-time continuum.

[R7308xx]

The 1337 n00b comes and tells Arceus some lame strategies and a very long history of people who worked on the game that no one cares about.

[Solar Dragon]

Arceus commits suicide.

[HavocReaper48]

The universe order slowly distorts - Palkia, Dialga, and Girantina cannot keep the universe in check alone, which could mean bad news for you.

[Sazandora]

The n00b kills himself by holding a grenade and Arceus comes back to life.

[pikachu8090]

Arceus becomes corrupted and his evil side is brought out

[Solar Dragon]

The two top percentage Rattata merge together to become a Rattattattata and fight the corrupt Arceus.

[TurtwigA]

The result of the fight is a peaceful world, Cyrus style.

[Solar Dragon]

Until the world explodes.

[TurtwigA]

And pieces back together.

[Metechar]

And the world blows up again.

[Solar Dragon]

Fox flies past Earth then reports back to Starfox Command that Earth has blown up.

[TurtwigA]

But then it comes back together again, and he's trapped in its core, forever to be known as Humpty Dumpty.