The "I was attacked by..." game!

[Metechar]

The rules are simple. Just make a sentence stating you were attacked by something, starting with "I was attacked by" and then the objects. Yes this is YTP based...

I was attacked by an evil Koopa wizard, MAH BOI, and OVAR 9000 MUDKIPZ! cuz mudkipz r ahsum

Just one example

[R7308xx]

I was attacked by the Faces of Evil, my Seven Koopa Hotels, and a RickRoll. Then I was defeated by a Wally and my carcass was eaten by an Octorok and King Dodongo.

[dantman]

I was attacked by the ghost of a child turned bulky creepy laughing psychotic flamethrower wielding masked madman.

((Though I'm not really kidding about that one..... He lost the bulky, mask, and flamethrower after I killed him... but he was still a creepy laughing psychotic mad... er... ghostkid?))

[HavocReaper48]

I was attacked by the evil forces of SPAGHET-BOO-DAI. It was horrible. (I forget what YTP that was from though)

[Solar Dragon]

I was attacked by a Caterpie! It was really scary!

[Metechar]

I was attacked by Ganon and his minions, Doctor Rabbit, and Elmo!

[Solar Dragon]

I was attacked by a wild Magikarp. It used Hyper Beam! My Dragonite fainted.

[Metechar]

I was attacked by a wild Magikarp. It used Hyper Beam! My Dragonite fainted.

:O

[HavocReaper48]

Oh yeah? Try getting attacked by a Ditto, with your only Pokemon you happen to be carrying at the time is ALSO Ditto!

Very epic situation, I was under a ton of pressure myself. Barely made it out alive.

[Maxite]

I was attacked by a deluge of silly comments posted in an "I was attacked by" thread.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Yeah, well I was attacked by a Wobbuffet when my only Pokémon was a Wobbuffet.

[pokemonforever2929]

i was attacked by a mario,a rickroll,masterhand,tabou,and SNORELAX MONSTER! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

[R7308xx]

I was attacked by Satoru Iwata, Shigeru Miyamoto, Shigesato Itoi, and Satoshi Tajiri.

[TurtwigA]

I was attacked by nothing. Don't worry, it wasn't rabid so it healed after a couple of hours.

[Maxite]

I was attacked by TurtwigA wearing a pink frilly tutu, a clown wig, and KISS makeup.

[SnorlaxMonster]

I was attacked by this topic!

[pokemonforever2929]

i was sttacked by sonic,ratchet and clank,and master chief. when non nintendo mascots attack!

[Maxite]

I was attacked by a thermonucleic overweapon with incremental dubiomechanical systems that rotate on a gyroscope coated in infraviscous megafluids.

[TurtwigA]

I was attacked by 42.

[SnorlaxMonster]

I wasn't attacked by anything. I'm happy.