Basically, the concept is you ask a not serious question, respond with a silly answer and add your own question. It can witty, humorous and such but of course keep forum rules in mind.
Inspired by this forum, see for large-scale example: http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736 (http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736) (and feel free to join it too!)
It is based on any/all Nintendo franchises. I'll start:
Why doesn't Mario shave his mustache?
Because it's No-Shave November.
Why do the Mario (and Wario) Bros wear overalls?
Because they're trying to make a fashion statement.
Why do Shy Guys wear masks?
Because they're a little ugly.
Why is the Power Suit red?
Because, Red symbolizes power of course! Why do you think Mario, DK's tie, and all fire Pokemon are red?
Why do you question the color red?
Because I'm a Happy-Happyist. I believe the color blue is superior to all other colors.
Are you a zombie?
No, a doctor cured me of zombieitis.
Can I throw a coconut to a Pikachu's head?
No, because that's not very nice.
Do Skitties and Wailords liek Mudkipz?
I don't know why anyone would lick a Mudkip.
Where do Dittos come from?
Indecisive pokemon eggs.
Why would the Kremlings want to steal Kong's Banana Hoard?
To give the game a plot :P
Do Kremlings even like bananas?
No. They hate them because they can.
Which non Star Fox character uses bombs wisely?
A Bob-omb because they would just date it.
What Nintendo character has the worst anger issues?
Uh, most bosses in Mario games, actually. If you want a specific answer, I would think http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut (http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut) him. Though I do not have that many Mario games.
Why are they so easy to get angry?
Because Mario took their apples when they were babies.
Can I throw a Pikachu to a coconut?
Only if the Pikachu is a Grass-type, and if the coconut is an Electric-type.
Why do trees explode?
They don't. They only do in your head.
How come no one else bothered to join in on the DKC Atlas forum topic I linked?
Because Sega spies are watching it.
What would happen if a Falcon Punch collides with a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick?
End of the universe.
Why is Captain Falcon awesome?
Two words:
FALCON, PUNCH
or
FALCON, KICK.
Also, am I a Sega spy?
Yes, yes you are.
Does Nintendo deserve to die?
No, for then Sony and Microsoft will run the world and destroy everything America stands for.
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did it really make a sound?
Not really. Something's not a sound if it cannot be heard. For example, if I were to lightly tap my desk, there would be vibrations, but we wouldn't consider it a sound since the vibrations were not audible. Same with a tree falling where no one can hear. It makes vibrations, but it's not a sound if it is inaudible.
Are Mario and Paper Mario the same people?
No, Paper Mario is his evil twin.
Will there ever be a sequel to Luigi's Mansion?
No. Luigi got too scared to get a new haunted mansion. He should still get a new game!
Are the clothes on Link's legs leggings or "tights"? Or if anything else, THEN SAY IT TO STOP THE TROLL AND FLAME WARS ABOUT IF IT'S A DIAPER, SOME UNDERWEAR, OR WHATEVER! END THE FLAME WAR! STOP THE TROLLS! That is all :angel:
I would ask Miyamoto.
Did I spell his name right?
Hard to say; spellings differ when translating between two character systems. This is his real name: ?? ?. That's how his name is usually spelled in English though.
Are humans a species of Pokemon?
No, the dark type didn't exist at their introduction.
Do you want to answer a question?
Yes. My brain will explode and destroy the Earth.
What question is it?
The question where you ask a question.
Why is there a monkey with a hammer and a chainsaw at my front door?
He's a carpenter, of course.
Why don't you let him in?
His boots are muddy and he refuses to take them off.
Why won't he take them off?
That's because he's been standing too long in the rain to be able to move his hands.
Why don't you take them off for him?
Because that might not be mud on his shoes
Why did he hit me with the hammer?
Because, congratulations! YOU ARE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. FRAY, THE FOURTH GAME IN THE SERIES!
Why wasn't I picked? I sent in a million postcards to get that hat into the game.
Because you're too cheap to be in a game.
How come IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAARGH!?
Because, all your base are belong to us.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
FALCON PAWNCH!!!
What happens when you make eye contact with Weegee?
You fall into a hypnotic trance... forever.
Why doesn't Mario change his clothes according to a level's climate?
Because he wears high tech overalls with built in heating and cooling systems that adjust according to the climate Mario is in, thus he never has to change if the weather is too hot or too cold.
Why can't Wolf let us do that?
Because Fox mind controlled him.
Must I ask a question?
Yes. Yes you should.
Do you liek Mudkipz?
No, I hate Mudkipz! >:(
If Fox was mind controlling Wolf to not let us do that, why would he mind control Wolf to not let himself do that?
Because he's in sheep's clothing.
Why did Nintendo allow Hollywood to make the "Super Mario Brothers" movie?
Maybe the idea for the movie occurred to them while they were out drinking. Or worse.
Ahahahaha just HOW HIGH do you have to BE just to DO something like that?
You must be this high:
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Why does the monster have to die just because he doesn't belong in this world? Why can't we send him to Hyrule or Eagleland?
The shipping costs would burn a hole in anyone's wallet.
Was Donkey Kong justified in kidnapping Paulina in the original Donkey Kong?
no
is the meaning of life really 42?
Yes. Yes it isn't.
Why does my brain suddenly hurt?
Because you made a sentence have opposites. NEVER DO IT, SOME PEOPLE HAD 3 DAY HEADACHES FROM IT.
Is this a question?
yes.
is my username cool?
Yesno.
Is pi a number, a letter, a food, or a slang term?
it's all of them, and none of them.
How come stamp glue tastes so magically delicious?
so it is lickable
what is your favorite pokemon generation?
No.
Donut?
i love them!!!
who wants a wild foroum party (i'll provide drinks)
Sure, where's Foroum (is your house inside the Earthbound universe?).
Who likes short shorts?
me
i meant forum as in this place and my house is in goldenrod city (pokemon)
anyone else????
I'll only go to the party if the ghosts from Osohe Castle are there. Those guys, man. They sure do know how to throw a party.
Whose bones are these?
bowsers
will anyone help me in the one-line-per-post story game?
That's not a stupid question! Also, I should probably be working on tasks on my to-do list for WikiBound instead of making pointless posts like these. Oops.
I say there, monstrosity- do you know the times?
yes.
red versus ash who would win?
Ash has godchu. You tell me.
Why must people not have common sense?
It's not common. Obviously the person who started calling it that didn't have common sense either. THINK ABOUT IT 8O
Have you ever been to Moonside?
no
would you rather drink garbage juice or watch a movie you hate for all eternity?
Quote from: master crazy hand on December 02, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
no
would you rather drink garbage juice or watch a movie you hate for all eternity?
watch a movie I hate
have you the BRAIN WORMS!?
uh no
is anyone a playstation lover 2?
No. Suck a lemon.
Will there be any Octoroks at the party? I hate Octoroks!
But I'm so hungry I can eat an Octarok!
Can you wait to go bomb some Dodongos?
(also master crazy hand please use some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 12:53:47 AM
(also master crazy hand please user some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Says the one who said "user" instead of "use"...
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Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!
Do you have a puppy to love? (my puppies were stolen...)
Yes, but he's in a pet cemetary now.
How many beads would a bidoof bead if a bidoof could bead beads?
None, because even though they could bead beads, they'd chose not to.
sdrawkcab daer uoy nac
!nac I seY
What's the scouter say about his power level?
I don't know, I can't read Spanish.
Is that a UFO?
No, that's Aipom.
Did you know that?
Quote from: WaddleDude on December 02, 2010, 04:23:34 AM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 12:53:47 AM
(also master crazy hand please user some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Says the one who said "user" instead of "use"...
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100702001429/streetfighter/images/4/46/Ryu-win-epic.gif) ...It still got the point across. Nitpicky.
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Probably not, it can hard to tell under this light.
How come WaddleDude used the scouter joke when I already did?
Because his Power Level is over 9000! He can do that.
What is my power level?
-57.8
Why?
I'm just checking if my power level scrambler is working. It hides my true power level and fools others into underestimating my power.
What would Homer do without donuts?
Lose weight.
Wasn't there an episode where he did lose a lot of weight?
With over 400 episodes, I'm pretty sure they done that a few times.
What would happen to the world of Smash Bros. if Ganondorf never fathered Captain Falcon?
pokemon would have died in pain
whoose 3ds is this?
Quote from: master crazy hand on December 03, 2010, 12:19:08 AM
pokemon would have died in pain
whoose 3ds is this?
You see, that's what I saying, do not post like that, that was completely unrelated, and lacking grammar and thought.
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Probably belongs to you seeing as you're the one that brought it up.
What'cha playing?
None o' yo' BIZ!
Would you want to see Justin Beber poledance while wearing a bikini and balancing a chicken on his head while having an Octorok biting him on the shoulder, the Jonas Bros dancing around him, Selena Gomez doing the same thing as the Jonases, a swarm of Zingers shooting needles at him, and Disney FIRIN THAR LAZ0R at his enemies?
No.
Who is Justin Beiber?
A gay Canadian 16 year old singer.
Who is TurtwigA?
TurtwigA is
[email protected] * TurtwigA
TurtwigA is a registered nick
TurtwigA is using one.niwanetwork.org The Best Server
TurtwigA has been idle for 4hr 13min, signed on Tue Apr 13 6:12:05
TurtwigA End of /WHOIS list.
Where's Waldo?
Yes. He also gained weight in one episode.
Why?
so people can find him easier
is this nacho cheese (not your cheese)
No, it's feta cheese.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
(I remember that when I was little!)
Nobody knows. But have no fear! Some random kids are chasing her for no reason!
Are you under 5 years old?
yes
Why do you suppose there are specks of blood on the wall?
Because Lucy has some 'splaining to do!
Have you seen my doggy?
No.
Have you seen my doggy?
I ate him. Sorry.
Why is my house glowing red?
Aliens, very tricky aliens.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
897
Who are you?
Very few people know that, and you're not about to start knowing...
Should NIWA start its own wiki farm?
No, because the world would explode if it did.
Are you into politics?
Nope.
Why so serious?
so I can DESTROY you all! (makes evil laugh)
have you seen the teenage mutant ninja squirtles?
They were eating bird's nest soup on Broadway.
How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
s-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s
How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?
No!
:mario: :angel: ;D :P :eekdance:?
>:( :-[ ::) 8) >:(
What would you do for a Klondike bar.
Nothing as long as I have my KIT-KAT!
You dare bring Klondike Bars into my lair?
How dare you think you have a lair.
If I ask a stupid question, do I get a stupid answer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)
If answer a stupid question will I get another stupid question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6OtFKNDPUc
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Rainbowz.
Can you taste the rainbow?
I had an opportunity to...but I wasn't hungry.
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
When it stops writing on your invisible paper, obviously.
I wonder what Ganon's up to?
He probably kidnapped a princess, and took her to another castle.
Can you wait to bomb some dodongos?
Yes, as long as it's not OVER 9000!!! years.
Who has a lair anymore? They're like, so 2002.
HavocReaper apparently.
Is it not 2002 right now?
Maybe, though I think it's 1901.
What does Chuck Norris say about RamblinEvilMushroom's power?!
Nothing compared to the almighty roundhouse kick.
Did the princess make lotsa spaghetti?
yes
Man Or Astroman?
Neither, now go to your room! (even though your older than you).
Should Lord Ferrok go to his room?
Should Spartacus rise from the dead?
Should Spartacus rise from the dead? (Yes, I used my answer as a question)
Should Spartacus rise from the dead? (yes, I used your question to answer your question)
How many independent wikis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Pokémon.
Should one know what they ask before they ask?
yes
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends, is it an African or a European swallow?
What is your favorite color?
About as far as you can throw them.
What's your girlfriend like?
My girlfriend is invisible.
What's Mother 6 like...?!
Great game...but the only reward is an ending that's in Japanese.
:mario:?
:(
????
:!
Can you defeat a mole cricket?
No, I can't get the timing right on the song!
Are ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US? Or to you?! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuum!!!
It belongs to Chuck E Cheese!
How much do you weigh?
.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000008
gram.
Am I too fat?
On Jupiter you are.
When people lose weight, where does it go?
To Jupiter.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 9 ate 7.
Just how high do you have to be to do something like that?
[spoiler=...hmmm]I forget if I used that already or not. Oh well. Deal with it. 8)[/spoiler]
2000 Feet above sea level.
Now that Microsoft is so big, shouldn't it be called Macrosoft?
Yes, I mean no, I mean...
What?
Exactly!! So you understand, right?!?!
Don't you understand?!?!?!
Absolutely yes, I do not understand.
If Bulbapedia is based on a dinosaur, and Zeldawiki is based on an elf, what is Pikipedia based on?
a weird looking animal thingy
deal or no deal???
Deal.
How much did I win?
Both, but neither.
Do Mudkipz liek Mudkipz? Or do Squirtlez liek Mudkipz?
the first one
Can that is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die?
Yes.
What is Ferrok whom is not Ferrok?
An imposter.
Is it ok to listen to AM radio after noon?
No. You listen to FM after noon. Just draw a small curved line between the two points of the F.
You yes yet Yay silver cows taste horrible hello tree. What did I just say?
You yes yet Yay silver cows taste horrible hello tree.
Elaborate.
You JEST (you heard it wrong), yet CRAZY (you heard that wrong too) silver cows taste horrible; hello, (comma is important!) tree.
As in, "You're joking, yet crazy silver cows taste horrible; greetings, tree.". Kinda?
Wait, did I hear you right?
I think not.
This is sparta?
No, THIS...IS...San Fransisco, with a large yacht in the background, and a blonde man in a red karate gi with flaming Shoryukens knocking you out.
Do you like my avatar?
It creeps me out.
Will you give me liberty or give me death?
Both :D , in that order - liberty --> death.
Why don't you like Ken? What did he ever do to...
...oh, uh, Nevermind.
What is the meaning of life?
21, because 42 was too overrated.
Why must life have an answer if it's no question?
What do you get if you multiply six by nine? (that is the question)
413.
Who is responsible for killing my Internet this evening? >:O
ME!
WHO DARES TO SOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS...PORK COW!?(http://www.theposhbakery.com/ProdImages/muffin_cranberry.jpg)
Based on the image location, The Posh Bakery (http://www.theposhbakery.com/).
Where is my soup!?
opps...sorry the waiter told me to eat it
are you sugesting coconuts migrate?
When you're not looking.
Did my gnome try to kill you today?
Yeah, it did. :/ I usually get attacked by elves, so gnomes was a nice change of pace, I guess.
What makes elves cry?
hulk angry at elves must make them cry
Did I just become the incredible hulk?
No. You weren't bitten by a radioactive spider.
Why did Mario cross the road?
There was a 1-up on the side.
WH4T DO3S YOUR BLOOD SM3LL L1K3? >:]
I'll answer your question with another question:
Who wants to know?
Clearly Tina does.
y iz nise spelgin nad gramer gud?
Favvu juoo nei?
What's funnier than a Charmander strapped to a tree?
A Charmander strapped to a tree which is in a clown suit.
What's funnier than that?! Try and top it!!
That's what she said.
Is that really what she said?
yes
Why doesn't Johnny care? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo)
Because he doesn't understand the concepts behind the epistemological notion of caring.
AM I ERROR?
Depends.
What kind of error?
That kind of ERROR.
Hey, look! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus! Am I gonna tell my daddy?
No, because your Daddy is Santa Claus.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Love...Is that where you find the least common denominator and then add the numerators?
No, that's maths class.
Should I be editing Bulbapedia instead of playing forums games?
The question is should you not?
How is Bulbapedia?
No one knows.
How is WikiBound? I already know the answer.
Still doesn't fill a whole page of recent pages in one day.
Why do I keep watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow&feature=fvw)?
Because nothing is stopping you.
What is life?
Wikipedia wold argue that "Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes (biology) from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate." However, I would argue that it is what stops you from dying.
WHY IS SONIC ON THE COVER OF MY OFFICIAL NINTENDO MAGAZINE!
Because he is evil.
What did Porkey do?
You cannot grasp the true form of Porky's attack. Obviously. (Another acceptable answer is THE FORM OF PORKY'S ATTACK WAS INEXPLICABLE, or .......... !? What did Porky do?)
How unreal is that air?
Very unreal. As unreal as my imaginary friend.
WHAT THE $@&£?!?!?!
Sorry, I didn't understand, as I'm not from Britain. Here in the States we use dollars: $
Why can't we have an "Amero" like they proposed?
Because it'd plummet in value faster than the dollar would.
Do Pokemon eat people?
No, they drink them.
Who reads Poe?
BECAUSE NINTENDO TOKE OVER SEGA
DO YOU SEE THE TYPO IN MY ANSWER????
Quote from: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 11:52:29 PM
BECAUSE NINTENDO TOOK OVER SEGA
DO YOU SEE THE TYPO IN MY ANSWER????
No, I do not.
What makes you think that?
Because there is a typo.
Did TurtwigA miss a page?
NO!
Is a peanut butter jar HAWT?
No, but your jelly jar is!
Who's the ultimate boss in Mario?
that is easy it's gannondorf
10x10+(5x10)+10x6+6=?
the answer is 666 sorry i forgot to say left to right and not order of operations
210 (Hope the forums didn't put me at a random page again(
What happened?
The universe forgot to carry a one.
Why did Waluigi cross the road?
Because he was lazy.
What does NIWA not stand for?
National Index of Warehouse Associates.
What style of keyboard do you use?
The types that works.
What else could NIWA not stand for?
Nerds Igniting White Ascots.
Who Framed Dr. Rabbit (Not Crest I hope)?
It was Maxite, I saw him!
Do you believe in make-believe, Fairy tales and lucky charms?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LUCKY!?!
Should I call the cops... I mean, police officers... on Maxite?
Quote from: Lord Ferrok on December 09, 2010, 04:23:00 AM
Do you believe in make-believe, Fairy tales and lucky charms?
I BELIEVE IN PROMISES, SPOKEN AS YOU CROSS YOUR HEART, OH~ I BELIEVE IN SKIES FOREVER BLUEEEEEEEE WHY SHOULDN'T I BELIEVE THE SAME IN YOU oh god I just needed to get that out of my system. Carry on!
Answering the question, now: Yeah, go for it, provided that the police officers aren't busy setting up barricades and blocking paths.
Hello, and.... good-bye?
Answering unanswered questions:
Quote from: Maxite on December 09, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
What style of keyboard do you use?
A Casio
Quote from: RamblinEvilMushroom on December 08, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
Who reads Poe?
You apparently
Quote from: Tina on December 09, 2010, 04:51:11 AM
Hello, and.... good-bye?
Please don't leave...
Now for my question:
???
:o
what is this ipod you speak of?
Dopi.
Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac
nac I sey
p-o-k-e-m-o-n?
Augh augh get it away get it away augh augh augh *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Fleece is the best fabric: confirm or confirm?
yes it is confirmed
are yoshis ediable?
Not to me.
Is Wendy better than McDonald's?
No, they're equally awful.
Who is the final boss of Super Mario Bros. 18?
Bowser
Who is the first boss in Super Mario Bros. 19?
Inaba Tewi.
How many third party games for Nintendo consoles are eligible to join NIWA?
3423
What is the number supposed to represent?
Your face.
What is peanut butter made of?
Quote from: WaddleDude on December 11, 2010, 04:34:25 AM
Your face.
What is peanut butter made of?
Sunshine and farts!
What kind of question is that?
A stupid one, of course.
Did you expect it to be a smart question?
Yes...
Who touched me inappropriately?
*GENERIC AND RETARDED COMEBACK ALERT!* Your mom!
Where's Waldo NOW?!
He married Carmen Sandiego, and they've since bought a house and started a family in Detroit.
When is the Muscle March (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8) independent wiki going to be started so it can join NIWA?
sometime...
what do pokemon do when your not looking
other ones.
What does this mean?
Oh, I see what u did thar (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
If I ask a smart question will I get a smart answer?
The cream puff has investigated the kitchen. Be on the look out for Sector Y!
Should we replace the logo of NIWA with beautiful women?
Question 1: No you won't
Question 2: You tell me.
What is this?
THIS...IS... NIWA!
Orly?
YARLY.
Remember me?
Who?
Who?
What? When? Where? WYNAUT!
What's the meaning of life if it's not 42?
Life is no question, and if it were, there's no formula.
Was that serious?
Absolutely maybe.
Could you tell Xizor to replace the NIWA logo with beautiful women?
I don't know.
Can you?
I would, but my allergies are acting up.
Why don't you get tacopill to ask Xizor?
Because I said so.
Do wood chucks chuck wood?
Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!
Does switching with GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
No...You save OVAR 9000!!%
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can Chuck Norris?
Zero.
What makes you think the woodchucks wouldn't get roundhoused?
Weegee. 'Nuff said.
How much does YOUR MOM weigh?
Quote from: WaddleDude on December 12, 2010, 03:59:56 AM
Weegee. 'Nuff said.
How much does YOUR MOM weigh?
...
Who is number one?
Jerry Springer.
Who is/ makes number 2?
your body make the #2 ewww......
is #2 not a fan of you?
Yes, because I'm #1.
How many staff members does it take to run Nintendo Wiki?
The same amount to screw in a light bulb, only 1.
All State. Are you in good hands?
no
How big is Really Really Big Man's kitchen?
Really really really big.
Are you an apple?
No, an orange.
Any questions?
Yes says no.
What's the square root of a square root?
A cubed root.
How many roots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A trillion.
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol horde got bored?
OVER six.
What is a Tina, a Lord Ferrok, a Notifier, and a Tacopill? What is 42? What is NIWA? WHAT IS ANYTHING?! *explodes*
I'm just a worthless protoplasm...
Will I be able to successfully get the Mystical Stick and the Awesome Cape on this M3 playthrough!?
No, you'll get the Mystical Cape and Awesome Stick.
Is it a Superman?
No, it's just Captain Strong.
If this is a stick and this is a stick, is this a stick?
Quit touching my sister!
If all is lost, what exactly have we lost?
Nothing but everything.
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
This guy here ---> :eekdance:
You and what army?
The army that protects the Mushroom Kingdom, who can't even defend against Bowser's invasions every couple of years.
What's wet and making popping sounds?
Something.
Can I have another hint?
No.
Are you wondering why?
No, it's just so strange.
Did Archaic forget to clean out the bath when he was done?
yes, I don't know what he was rolling in but it's disgusting.
Why do my wrists hurt?
Because you are an emo.
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News: Golden Sun Universe is our newest member!
How many times has Mario saved the world?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 13, 2010, 10:05:10 PM
News: Golden Sun Universe is our newest member!
How many times has Mario saved the world?
Has he ever saved the whole world at once? I though he just saves the Mushroom Kingdom, or a neighboring kingdom.
NIWA.
Brains brains brains?
No brains here. Go away.
Why did Lord Ferrok not ask a question and why did Notifier answer a non-existing question?
Quote from: Solar Dragon on December 13, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
No brains here. Go away.
Why did Lord Ferrok not ask a question and why did Notifier answer a non-existing question?
I did ask a question.
But you forgot to ask one there.
What time is it?
TOOL TIME (with Tim the Toolman Taylor!)
What would life be like if Nintendo bought out NBC (to become the Nintendo Broadcasting Company)?
All news would be about Nintendo instead of world events ("Who cares if there are floods in South Africa? Super Mario Galaxy 3 comes out today!")
How high is the moon?
5,688,433,158 apples.
Why doesn't Nintendo paint the moon to look like a One-Up mushroom?
Because Nintendo is cheap and painting the moon costs money.
In America?
No, in Japan.
What would happen if NIWA bought out Wikia?
**** would get real.
What would happen if the Government bought all wikis and made it so only they could make wikis?
H
Should Link join Ganon just so he will eat his face for dinner?
No. Link should join Bowser.
Why not join Wolf?
Because, I prefer Fox.
What is this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cR9KjAcAw)
It's Mario's face on everything.
What is a stupid question?
Did I just kill Chuck Norris?
That's impossible! That can't be!
Who's your daddy?
Darth Vader
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Me
Can you ask this same question next?
NEVER.
How do I live without you?
You don't, because you're already dead.
Who controls the British crown?
The ACH. (Association of Crown Holders)
Isn't
http://www.wiinintendo.net/2010/12/02/donkey-kongs-sydney-banana-pile/ (http://www.wiinintendo.net/2010/12/02/donkey-kongs-sydney-banana-pile/)
the most awesome thing you've ever seen?
Nah, I once saw a swarm of red ants and blacks ants fight, with wasps there to back up the red ants. The Kong's banana hoard can't hold up to that.
How much higher on the tier list would Ganondorf be if he was swapped out for Brawl Minus Ganondorf?
OVER 9000 POSITIONS HIGHER
God tier.
Is it normal for certain attacks to do 666% damage?
Yes, if you choose Fox in Final Destination with no items.
Can you take a look at the bump in my hand?
That bump could be a dangerous parasite living in your hand, and I would like to avoid coming in contact with it.
What does Donkey Kong do when he can't find the banana cream pie?
He goes on http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=16 (http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=16) to look for a new recipe and make a new pie.
How impossible is the Impossible Quiz?
About as possible as beating Falco on Jungle Japes with Ganondorf.
Are the Ninja's only natural predator re-spawning hawks that camp out above bottomless pits?
Yep, if you don't count Pirates as predators. Those two are in a symbiotic relationship.
Did that made sense?
Yes. Perfect sense.
What did you just ask?
Nothing yet.
Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his power level?
IT'S OVER six.
What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
Tiger sheep
What would a tiger sheep look like?
White tigers with fluffy tails!
Do guys do realize that's like the third time someone used a "vegeta was does the scouter say" (not counting individual >9000's) joke?
Yes we do.
What is this Greek city?
Alphaomega Greekyogurt Mi Town.
Why?
Chicken thigh.
Who killed Laura Palmer?
Mr. Waylon Smithers
What would happen if Mario wore orange instead of red?
All the fanboys would rant to no end.
Why do they always rant over minor stuff?
They don't have much of a life.
Would you mind if Mario had a minor color change?
No, because I don't care about colors.
What about you?
I have a complex hate/love relationship with them. Sometimes they just don't cooperate. But other times, they can be fun.
Why did I give a serious answer to that question?
Because you're a New Age Retro Hippie.
When's Richard Nixon getting reelected?
The year after he dies.
Are you who you say you are?
Wait, I'm not sure if that was a rhetorical question or not. Please repeat.
Is this even supposed to be a rhetorical question?!
You tell me.
What do you think should be the next question?
Something better than that question :P
How does Link carry around all of his items?
He puts them in his Pokeball slot in his bag, silly.
Why do bomb-ombs hate Bulborbs?
Because they don't explode.
Don't you hate it when people "ninja" you with their posts?
It happens.
You know what else happens?
Gonorrhea. That stuff is terrible.
If each wiki represented a disease, what disease would Mario Wiki be?
Mad Cow Disease.
Why do sick cows get so angry?
Because you made the sick.
How many toddlers does it take to make an army large enough to conquer Russia?
In Soviet Russia, army makes toddlers.
What did I just say?
A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.
How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?
Quote from: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 05:40:21 PM
A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.
How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?
353
Can you set the oven to cold?
Can you make a Freezer warm stuff up? (Both answer and question)
Yes, if you elect Sarah Palin president in 2012.
What would a Sarah Palin videogame look like?
Like Phoenix Wright games, except with more political views and more Alaska.
What about a George Washington game?
Nah. I bet it would be... *gasp*... EDUCATIONAL!!!
If Super Mario Wiki is mad cow disease, what disease is the Donkey Kong Wiki?
Tapeworm?
Do you agree?
I'll answer your question with another question:
Why would there be a worm-related disease when the DK series has very minor to no appearances of worms?
Because this is a strangely addicting forum.
Why is Link mute?
He has a pretty squeaky voice. Pretty embarrassing.
Why isn't Navi mute?
Because Navi doesn't want to be.
Why is Red mute?
Because he's too tired to talk after walking so much!
Why does he have to WALK everywhere? (or bike)
Because he's a paraplegic.
Did you read this question before answering?
Evidently not.
If the last Metroid is in captivity, why isn't the galaxy at peace yet?
Because there's another galaxy with troubles far far away
Why is this galaxy a candy bar?
Who said I was eating a Milky Way? (both answer and question)
Who said I cared? (answer/question duality!)
This guy here --> ???
How far were you thinking you could go with the answer/question thing?
How far do you think you would go with stopping the whole thing? (Answer/question lives again!)
Not far enough!
How far is not far enough?
How far do you think? (Question/Answer again)
Can't *you* give a distance? (question/answer duality).
Do you think I can actually do that? (Question/Answer again)
No.
Did I just break the question/answer in one chain?
Yes you did.
Aren't you also glad that Solar Dragon did?
I guess so.
Why can't I own a Canadian?
Because in Soviet Russia, Canadian would then own you. And because it isn't right.
Why must I make these bad jokes?
Because you're incapable of those good jokes.
How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
3
What charges would be pressed against a nunchuck for chucking nuns?
First degree nunchuckery, recommended sentence of being forced to use a GameCube Controller.
Why is this a stupid question?
Because it doesn't deserve an answer.
Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?
Quote from: BrandedOne on December 18, 2010, 03:21:55 AM
Because it doesn't deserve an answer.
Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?
It's trying to kill you.
Why would a vacuum want to kill him?
They make it suck things up.
Why must we be so cruel?
Because cruel rhymes with "jewel"!
What does jewel rhyme with?
Pool
How many other words rhyme with these?
Knees, please, peas, sneeze, cheese, seas, bees, fees, wheeze, etc.
Can you find more that I missed?
With ease. Geese, you missed he's and Miis.
can i haz cheezburger?
No, it's not healthy for cats to have that.
What makes this question stupid?
You tell me.
Why?
Wynaut?
Is Mr. Saturn brand coffee legal?
Only on Jupiter (and some jurisdictions on Uranus).
When will Nintendo start making AO games?
Last September
Who is the bogyman?
The Boogeyman (spoiler alert!) is actually Severus Snake, from Metal Gear Solid: The Half-Blood Prince.
Why was the preceding answer terrible?
It was so terrible that it was stupid.
Is it so stupid it's terrible?
Depends. If the cow comes from the valley, then yes. If not, no.
Has the cow come from the valley?
I asked it, but all it said was "moo"...
Mooo?
Meow!
Do you love Captain Compost Heap?
Ehhh....yeah! Sounds awesome, he does!
Ehh...uh...what does he do again?
He does whatever he wants to, he's just that cool.
How did he achieve the rank of Captain?
He obtained the rank of CAPTAIN by reaching the top of his ECHELADDER.
edisnooM ot emocleW?
Are today how you?
Are today how you?
Hey, you're parking meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha... that's so funny.
Was it a wise idea for me to listen to Moonside Swing on repeat for 20 minutes or so?
No, you should have listened to Sunnyside Swing,
Are these posts getting less and less related?
Monkeys.
FALCON PAWNCH!?
Missed me.
Llama?
With hats!
Would you believe strawberry milkshake?
Make it Raspberry.
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Only on Thursdays.
What's more annoying than leet-speak?
Feet-speak.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris can't be chucked by woodchucks, so it's kind of a moot point.
Why is Leonardo's Workshop so broken?
Because he eats too much pizza.
Why isn't there a Frasier videogame?
Because it would be too popular
How much is that doggy in the window?
2389$
You willing to pay for it?
No
Who would win in a fight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
Anne Frank.
? = ?
arcsec(1.5e^(67/2))/9001
Surely you can't be serious?
Don't call me Shirley.
How the heck did this thing reach 20 pages worth of responses in under a month?!
By users breaking the fourth wall and talking about the thread itself.
How many pages will this thread collect?
the same amount of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop.
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?
4,593. Trust me, I counted.
01000001 01010010 01000101 01011001 01001111 01010101 01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110?
Bulbabot, Get out of here!
Who is Bulbabot?
Bulbagarden's resident evildoer.
WHY?
Because Metroid Wiki is down and I'm bored.
Why do we have a :mario: mario :mario: icon but not a Samus icon? :samus:
Because they're working on one *prods random spriter*
Why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome?
Because nobody asked it to be.
why isn't there a contraction for the word contraction?
Because they figured there would be a paradox.
Did you know Donkey Kong can punch the moon out of orbit?
[spoiler]
...in DKCR.
[/spoiler]
Yes
Capt. Falcon or Donkey Kong?
Ganondorf.
Why the heck did Nintendo give us fifty digit friend codes instead of simple friend requests?
Nintendo logic.
How much is a chance?
4368
Can we move away from this semi spam thread and have real threads?
We need balance. Some are making this semi-spam, others are just making this a game.
What do you make this?
Fun
do u liek mudkipz?
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Do you like Mudkip?
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What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? ... Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!
Did you get the reference?
No.
Question: what bear is the best?
Quote from: Notifier on December 21, 2010, 03:09:09 PM
No.
Question: what bear is the best?
The one from Harvey Birdman
Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards?
Yes. My doctor told me it's a brain disease.
How can you tell that you are losing your sanity?
Because seven eight nine!
At what age did Mozart start killing people?
Yesterday
Ninjask used Quick Attack!
What will Slowpoke do?
DIE!
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR?!
YOU DARE BRING THE MOON TO THE SUN!
You dare ask a question?
It's the point of the thread.
Would you be honored to have that question nominated as one of the stupidest ones on the thread?
No, because I didn't ask it.
Should I have let Turtwig A Notifier answer that question?
Should you?
If all I know is a lie, is the fact that I know this also a lie?
404 Error: Paradox found.
Do Donkey Kong's nanners ever get rotten?
Donkey Kong's nanners are always ripe.
Or are they not?
I always see 'em ripe myself.
Do they always taste good too?
Only with ketchup.
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What's going on?
This.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the amount of views this forum got?
Seven.
Has anyone watched Twin Peaks?
Not me sorry.
Does killing time damage eternity?
No, it only damages time.
Why don't we have the dancing banana as an emoticon here?
Because it'd get old after seeing seven-hundred dancing nanas.
Where can I leave my interesting or creative comments?
In my mail box, along with a letter licensing them to me.
Who wants to buy interesting and/or creative comments?
Sold for $5.
You want a swing?
Naw.
Can we have a dancing nanner emoticon?
DON'T ASK THE SAME QUESTION TWICE!
Can we have a dancing plantain emoticon?
PBJ time?
PBJ time?
Not yet.
Why can't I ask a question twice to emphasize it?
Mario will get confuzzled. :mario:
Why must school exist?
So you don't ask stupid questions.
Why is his head so big?
Where are you coming from?
Do you think Nintendo is a company?
Of course, it's a car company.
Do you think Kyoto is a city?
No, you're thinking of Tokyo!
Have you been to that huge hotel in Kyoto? http://www.granviakyoto.com/
Only in my dreams.
What do you dream of?
Pigs flying.
Do androids dream of electric sheep (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mareep_(Pok%C3%A9mon))?
Only if they are programed to.
Why don't they look?
Ask 'em yourself.
Why are character models made in 1994 superior to ones made in 2010?
[spoiler]
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:DKRhino_DKC.png (http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:DKRhino_DKC.png)
Compared to
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:RambiRhinoDKCR.png (http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:RambiRhinoDKCR.png)
[/spoiler]
Because Cartoon Network quit showing great cartoons.
When is Sarah Palin going to be made President of Nintendo?
December 31, 2012.
Why are lazors always blue?
Because blue is the color of pie.
What's the most prominent featuring of lasers you've seen in a video game?
Star fox
Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?
Nevar.
Isn't it obvious that the Sun is Golden?
No
Why is the sky purple?
It's not, it's really red.
Why would anyone put a banana in the refriger-izer? (extra points if you get the reference)
(Rocko's Modern Life, right)
Because God says so.
Why must the cake be destroyed by chicken?
Because the cow would make the cake taste funny.
Which Nintendo character would you like to see on a risque foldout?
Goombario?
:eekdance: What???
:o THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the number of scouter jokes made here?
It's under three.
Which Donkey Kong character would you most like to go out on a date with?
Candy
Satoshi and Hikari! Any Need to Worry in a Tag Battle!?
Yes
:eekdance:? :eekdance:
meow
meow?
No you cannot go outside.
Why can't the cat go outside?
The cat can't go outside because HE'S ALREADY OUTSIDE!
Who let the cat out?!
He did-> :angel:. Go get him :police:!
Who let the dogs out!?
Wikileaks did.
Which Pokemon would you rather be responsible for your death?
Anything but Hypno.
What do you think a Hypno can do to you?
Nothing major, probably.
Why the heck did it take this long for STICKING snow to appear in NY?
Because it has the Empire State Building.
Why does snow barely come to Ohio at all?
Because Cleveland sucks.
Who on the NIWA forums would you most like to go out on a date with?
BulbaBot
What do you mean BulbaBot isn't a member here?!
Bulbabot got into some... "complications", unfortunately.
Is Donkey Kong better with the barrel roll than Star Fox characters?
Survey says, "YES".
Why does the cow hate apple pies and kittys?
Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.
What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?
Quote from: Maxite on December 27, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.
What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?
None.
Why is naruto still around?
Because Narutards will kill themselves if it isn't
Why don't Narutards just kill themselves?
They'd rather have other people kill them.
Is Ullrich based off of Jan Ullrich, or some other Ullrich?
I don't know that is. D:<
Why?
Too obscure.
Wild ABRA appeared! What will MAGIKARP do?
MAGIKARP used Splash! The Wild ABRA randomly combusted into flames!
Why is Magikarp so unloved?
Because people know that when it evolves it will kill them, regardless of whether they loved it or not.
What Nintendo series would you like to see made into a sitcom on NBC?
Ice Climbers 8)
What sitcom would you like made into a Nintendo series?
The Big Bang Theory, as they already play Nintendo games among others (although they inexcusably used the pronunciation "ah-carina" of Time and for that I can never forgive them).
Why does Tony from EarthBound make people uncomfortable?
Yes
Yes?
No.
Got milk?
MOO!
Why is my pet elephant so luminous?
You feed it too many children.
Why won't anyone post in the Nintendo Wars page?
Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.
Why such short notice on downtimes? (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=725.0)
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:03:27 AM
Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.
Why such short notice on downtimes? (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=725.0)
Why did you post something only staff can see?
Because all the sites hosted by Porplemontage will be going down sometime from 12am-6am for two hours to install stuff.
Why Porple, why?
Because Porple secretly hates Mario and will create the Justin Bieber wiki
Why Porple, why?
Who knows.
I am so evil for posting stuff only admins can see, amiright?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:29:43 AM
Who knows.
I am so evil for posting stuff only admins can see, amiright?
I guess, in a Team Rocket kinda way.
Why hasn't MuffinPaula been banned yet?
Because we all hate Nintendo but are too afraid to say it
Should we stop trolling him/her?
No
Why don't you show me your moves?
You're not worthy.
But can mere mortals ever be worthy?
Yes, if you have a Cabana Deed. That'll resolve everything.
What is a man? *throws wine glass*
Someone with a penis.
What is love?
A staple remover, A pawn shop receipt for a ten gauge shotgun, A bottle of Fleishman's lemon-flavored gin, Twelve hotpads, and an alternator.
I want some curry, would you make me some curry?
Curry is evil.
Why did socialism fail?
Because God likes to make little girls cry.
How many of us would still be fans if Nintendo shut down Bulbapedia?
Twelve
Why?
because many people depend on it for many thing about things they don't know about pokemon and learn about it
What would happen if Luigi became the star of the mario series
Kelloggs would start selling Luigi-Os.
What Pokemon would make the best mascot for breakfast cereal?
Muk.
Why did Maxite ninja me?
You were wide open.
Forget to wear your ninja-proof clothes?
No
How come people believe in Santa?
Because little children need something to believe in
What would happen if all but one dairy farms went out of buisness?
Cheese prices would skyrocket
Should thou preparest for trouble?
No, from the stars, a nasty surprise!
Was it a bad idea to change the Team Rocket motto?
Depends.
What's the new motto?
Behold, for we are the avengers of evil and all that is wrong with the world! Give us anything and everything of conceivable value, and we shall leave you alone until the next episode! Team Rocket, fight!
What would life be like if Wario was President of the United States?
Dictatorship
Why must we be mad?
It's better then being sad.
How does Samus keep her ponytail in her helmet?
She bastes it frequently to ensure a magnificently moist haunch.
How does Samus turn into a Morphing Ball?
Easily
How many penguins can you fit in an aeroplane?
Two
Who will be eaten first? (http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm)
Jack and Jill.
Mmmmm?
No you cannot haz pie!
If a quiz is quizzical, what is an exam?
Examined!
What brand of soft drink does Mario prefer?
Dr. Mario
Why wasn't my dad here this morning?
You don't wanna know
Where was your mom this morning?
Dead.
Why is there a giant playing card in my front yard?
It's from Oz.
Are we still in Kansas?
Nah, it's all un-colorful there.
Toto, what does the scouter say about The Wizard's power level?
It's 2.
How many Floormasters does it take to screw in an Impa? (no dirty innuendos there)
A lot
Then who was phone?
<deep voice> Yo' momma! </voice>
Just what kind of deal would Wikia have to offer Archaic for him to take it?
Title of "Supreme Chancellor Fuhrer of All of Wikia and Wikidom for Life" and complete control of Wikia and Wikidom (because Wikia thinks they are the only way to have a wiki) and a scepter.
Why does Wikia suck so much?
I would ask the guys over at the Anti-Wikia Alliance.
So, I just so happened to catch wind that you are in favor of the Pokémon known to most as "Mudkips"?
WRONG
Is this a question?
No.
What is pi - Ness?
?22(ß+??)
Scouter, what does the power level say about Vegeta?
It's over five cheesecakes!
Which Pokemon would you like to see created in real life so you can kill it ?
Snorlax. We would have a feast.
What is wrong with the smilie on the right?
:D :D :D :D :-[
The smilie realized that he/she doesn't have any ears.
Can we give them ears?
No, because then they would hear the horrible things we say about them.
WikiBound has released their new skin, why not check it out?
I hate the Mother series.
???
Fushigi!
Why must Aiko-chan hate EarthBound?
Because I find it to be a boring and overrated RPG.
What does constitute an exciting and underrated AR-PEE-GEE?
Baten Kaitos, I'd say.
Was that an answer not fitting to the theme of the game?
Decidedly so.
If I have three banana bunches, how many bananas do I have?
Between 9 and 36, since bunches are usually between 3 and 12 bananas.
Why did I answer it rike that?
Because you aren't a DKC fan, obviously.
DKWiki doesn't have a new skin, why don't you check it out?
No.
UgozimaWiki has a new skin, why don't you check it out?
Because it's not part of NIWA.
Did I start something?
If you wanna start something, it's gonna start.
Do you see no evil?
I see too much evil :o
Is Pokémon Advanced Generation: I've Begun Hiragana and Katakana! (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Advanced_Generation:_I%27ve_Begun_Hiragana_and_Katakana!) the best game ever?
Only on opposite day.
Am I the answer for the questions that you still have?
[spoiler]
If you know what I'm referencing you win lotsa spaghetti
[/spoiler]
You win this round, Trebek!
How many times has Princess Zelda lost her virginity in the Zelda franchise?
42
Is this a question?
The ? means hat it is very likely to be one.
Is this smilie running a piece of dental floss through its head? :eekdance:
YES! YES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)
Was that an acceptable answer?
It is, or these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Srh6pyyFs) aren't jelly-filled donuts.
If you met Batman, what would you ask him?
What animal he's based on.
You dare bring FISH HEADS! to my lair?
Yes. I even poisoned them just for you.
What's the strongest power-up in Mario?
Penguin Suit because penguins are great!
USO DA?
No
In honor of my 666th post I feel I have to ask a evil question
Who do you like better Satan or Hades?
That was an evil question, so now I will eat your face for dinner.
Should Deathborn and I create an evil alliance of knight and fungus?
Falcon yes!
. . .?
...!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| ( | BOOM?
| ___________________________|
| /_/ /
| /__/
|__/
No.
Would you try Green Eggs and Ham, Sam-I-Am?
I could not, would not, in a house.
How about with a mouse?
I will not eat them with a mouse, I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a goat, I will not eat them on a boat, I will not eat them on a train, I will not eat them on a plane, I will not eat them with a plan, I will not eat them in Kazakhstan, I will not eat them with a Marxist, I will not eat them with a Communist, I will not eat them with the Chinese, I will not eat them with the Japanese.
Why?
Because Dr. Seuss would like to have a word with you on butchering his story lines.
What was the first question that started this game off?
H.
Are your Foppies borange?
Yesh!
Who are you?
I'm your daddy.
When will Nintendo file for bankruptcy?
When Hell freezes over.
Are you trying to make me cry?!??!
Everybody cries.
Why is it that Ganondorf forgets to use his sword in Smash Bros.?
Quote from: Level 3 on January 01, 2011, 02:46:10 AM
Everybody cries.
Why is it that Ganondorf forgets to use his sword in Smash Bros.?
Same reason Capt. Falcon forgets to use his gun.
What is the reason?
Reason for what?
Why does Sony suck so bad?
The Sega/Rare curse got them.
Are Pikmin cannibalistic?
YES!
Should FPS developers for the Wii look to GoldenEye and make sure their game is as great as GoldenEye Wii is?
Only on Tuesday! *bombs?*
Ghesh nich jeth cish nitnitch smich? And if so, why?
???????????????????
WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?
Only in your head.
If I had a dime for every stupid question asked here, how much money would I have?
You'd be crushed under a pile of dimes.
What would you do if Nintendo sold off the rights to Mario?
I would say "YES I GOT THE RIGHTS TO MARIO"
What would you do if Nintendo accidentally dropped the rights to Mario in a shredder?
They would still have a safety copy. You know Nintendo, they're always trying to be safe legally and all that.
If I had a dime for every stupid answer here, how rich would I be?
Moderately.
If I had an elephant every time I see an elephant, how many elephants would I have?
2.54
Wild HAVOCREAPER appeared! What will <poster below> do?!
Kill it and have it mounted on my wall.
What will the next wiki be to join NIWA?
Wikia
How many Eskimos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends.
What's their salary?
$30 an hour that they don't do anything, $60 elsewise.
Is elsewise even a word?
Nein
Doth thou enjoy mudkipz?
No. However, I have been informed that you have a preference for them.
Why are birds so noisy?
Because they have no reason not to be.
Why not give them a reason?
Because we hate Steve.
Why doesn't Nintendo implement jiggle physics in the next Mario game?
Because they would be sued by the inventors of it.
Who invented jiggle physics?
Some sad pathetic lonely virgin.
What comes next?
The chicken, the egg, and Reggie Fils-Aime with a knife about to kill Shigesato Itoi.
How morbid can you be?
Very
Is the truth is out there?
Yup. It's out there, hanging out with the lies.
Is the truth in there?
Yes. However, if the truth was not in here, then I would still give the same answer.
Does sniffing monkeys harm your brain?
YES
Is this?
That depends.
Are you surprised that this question is not "Depends on what?"?
No.
Would you believe that this sucker's electrical, but I need plutonium to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity needed to power the flux capacitor.
Not really.
Why question if the answer is stupid?
Why not?
Because some people put illegitimate answers that are also questions.
Why does every Mario game have to do with stars?
Because Mario is a superstar.
Which Mario game does not involve stars at all?
Mario Galaxy 2. Not a star to be seen, as all the acting was bad.
Where is Carmen Sandiego?
Wherever you put it.
Do you leik treekoz?
Nu!
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!??!?
SnorlaxMonster did.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
He can't, he's paraplegic.
Why was I touching Aiko's gun?
You didn't have anything better to do.
How many times will the average person lose live in order to complete DKCR?
[spoiler]
Hint: Possibly ?9000
[/spoiler]
OVER well... maybe about 7.
Will Tina Fay please come to the stage?
Sorry, she died years ago in an accident at the sandwich factory.
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts!
What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs?
Armor kids.
If I am a rodent, what does that make you?
Gojira!
Why doesn't Japan move the capital of Japan if Godzilla keeps destroying it?
Because it's cheaper to rebuild than to move.
What words come to mind when you imagine Wario in a tight girdle?
Bulge
Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi?
Chuck Norris. No question.
Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi (no Chuck Norris)?
Mr. Miyagi. He has the power of wax on, wax off.
Why does Chuck Norris suck?
Because it is safer than blowing.
I like cheese!
Why doesn't Nintendo have a decent "modern" FPS?
Because it would ruin their family-friendly reputation.
What is the worst that could happen by mixing up taxidermy and taxonomy?
Taxes could rise.
Why isn't there a Juice Party?
Because there is no orange party.
Does anyone else think oranges are better than apples?
Nein. Herr Aiko hates oranges.
Anyone else here ever played NINTENDO SIXTY-FIVE?
No, but I have seen them be player through my window on my neighbor's computer screen when he was watching LPs on Youtube of the VC version of a N65 game.
What is the biggest problem with a 65-bit processor?
It just doesn't puree as good as a 128-bit processor.
What would Wario's name be if he was a woman?
Peach ;D
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, so what is it?
It's... a distraction!
Did the distraction work?
no
Is Gillette the best a man can get?
You could do worse.
What took you so long?
I was stalling.
Have you ever purposely stalled a stall?
You can only uninstall or install a stall. You can't stall a stall.
What would it be like if Nintendo was a comic company?
Dunno
Why is my heart wanting love?
Because you're hungry.
How can you tell that there is rotting flesh in your armpit?
Because you detect no smell coming from it, even after several weeks without using deodorant.
How many Pikachu would you have to kill to make a decent sized quilt from their pelts?
25
Where's the beef?
Under the big, fluffy bun.
Why does McDonald's suck?
Because the McDonald brothers died long ago.
What did they have on their farm?
Es, Is, and Os.
Did you know that the McDonald's brothers were actually really people?
Yes
Wasn't mcdonalds cutting down rainforests to raise cheep beef?
No, that was ExxonMobil.
How many gallons of fat are in Wario's gut?
Scientists are unsure at this time.
¿Why am I using an upside down question mark if I'm typing English?
Because you liek them.
So I herd...?
No, you didn't.
How are we gonna find the princess, with the powah out?
Toast toast.
How many Shaymins does it take to change a Snorlax's diaper?
Depends.
Are they all Sky Form?
NEIN
Is adding a question mark to the end of any sentence make it a question?
Clearly.
Why do my scissors need another pair of scissors to remove them from their packet?
It's a time paradox!
What will happen if my car gets struck by a bolt of lightning while travelling at 88 mph?
You will be electrocuted and killed; however, if the car is a DeLorean DMC-12 and you have a flux capacitor, there is a 0.8385% chance that you will travel through time instead of being electrocuted.
Does this question deserve an answer?
Only if the year is 1983.
How many Yoshis have been killed since their introduction?
Seventeen
If all goo-goos are waa-waas, and all waa-waas are baa-baas, are all goo-goos baa-baas?
Baby says yes.
Does that mean all babies are sheep?
Not neccasarily
NANI QUE WHAT?
Of all the languages, you chose to say "what" in the three that I understand it in.
Is that lemur harassing your pet liger?
Nein
Do you wub me?
.......never.........
What is yellow snow?
Rebellious.
Is this annoying?
YES! YES!
Why is my Facebook profile picture a crossdressing boy?
Because you needed to take a picture of yourself.
What do you call a blind seeing-eye dog?
A disabled seeing eye dog that looks like YOUR MOM! *is shot*
Someone point me out the point why some points point their pointers held in their pointer fingers at other pointy points who don't have pointer fingers that can carry pointers? Could I just get to the point?
I'll be blunt; no.
Was that a really lame pun?
Try again later.
What Nintendo characters are gay?
Tony and Birdo.
function onTouch(part)
local humanoid = part.Parent:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
if (humanoid ~= nil) then -- if a humanoid exists, then
humanoid.Health = 0 -- damage the humanoid
end
end
script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) ?
Baba (F-Zero GX) He wears purple and tiger stripes also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yKtghvSmQI
What is the answer to life?
Forty-two.
What was the forty-second game ever made by Nintendo?
The Game of Life.
function onTouch(part)
local humanoid = part.Parent:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
if (humanoid ~= nil) then -- if a humanoid exists, then
humanoid.Health = 0 -- damage the humanoid
end
end
script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) ?
script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) = False
Was that perhaps written in Lua (http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Lua)? (I just googled your code to figure out what it was)
In fact, it actually was! ROBLOX Lua, that is! (The ROBLOX Lua is a bit edited from the main Lua)
so i herd u liek totodilez!
Yes, they make great assassins.
What's your favorite AMV?
That one with the song from that band and the anime that one from that Japanese dude.
What does yaoi mean?
what the heck?
i ran out of stupid questions can anyone give me directions to the stupid question store?
Niet
Who is this?
That's your boy.
GOY?
¿YOG
Why is :'( crying?
Because he has no nose.
When is Mario due for a prostate exam?
Fifteen years ago
Is Mario going to die?
Yes.
Are you crazy?
To a mere mortal, I may seem crazy, but I am just extremely intelligent.
Is this annoying to read?
No it isn't.
Is a chocolate cake milkshake good?
I wouldn't know.
Should we all go to the lobby and get ourselves a snack?
Sure. I love popcorn.
Is it Happy Hour?
No
Did you know that answer was in Spanish?
Somehow I did.
Did you know that answer wasn't in Spanish?
¡Si!
Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess?
I'm sorry, but the Princess is on another street corner.
Didn't Princess Peach appear on the Howard Stern show once?
Nintendo is everywhere.
Except for...?
Your sig.
Why no love?
We hate you.
What is love?
You find out yourself, you kiddy, bisexual, mammal!
Is this piece what all true warriors strive for?
Nein
As is Thunderbird?
No, Cooinda.
What is with WaddleDude and CD-i references?
He's creep.
Can we turn America into a Socialist state?
Only if we increase the number of social gatherings per hour by 19.6%.
What time is it?
12:04 PM.
Who wants a waffled poodle?
ME!
Eh? What'd you say? Are you an android? Do you bleed milk?
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that?
Did the Soviets sell the USSR to the Japanese?
Naw, the Japanese were too busy making everything in the world along with China.
Is :angel: really innocent?
Yes, because smiley's can't mate.
What instrument would Princess Peach play in a marching band?
Kazoo
HOW ARE YOU?
Don't call me Shirley.
I WANT MY SLAW!?
FINE THANK YOU
Who is this?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on January 12, 2011, 01:38:34 AM
I WANT MY SLAW!?
YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR!!
Can I be a mongoose dog?
Niet!
Are we gonna play POLE POOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN?
First you must find the "POLE".
How long until you get caught?
Approximately 9.885 centillion years.
What is Mario's last name?
Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Bros._%28film%29)
If Diglett can pull their heads underground at the speed of light, does that mean that they have no mass?
No, it means they took some power from Godchu.
How could you not know that!?
Because the American education system fails.
What does "yaoi" mean?
It's when a man loves a woman...
How many pineapples can Wario eat in an hour?
OVER NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
Did they find your weakness?
My only weakness is really good AMVs, so no.
If Mario was a superhero, what superpower would he have?
Pasta Power!
GET DAAN?
I don't know what DAAN is, so no.
How are you?
FINE THANK YOU
Oh I wish I were a bird?
Poof. Genie magic.
What caused the industrial revolution?
The abuse of the working-class by the upper-class, this led to COMMUNISM.
COMMUNISM?
No, antidisestablishmentarianism
Does anyone else actually no what that word means?
SI! SI!
Is this delicious?
DELICIOUS! THIS IS SPARTA!
What is the forum equivalent of a hole?
A sticky'd thread.
Did you?
Did I not?
What is the best RPG?
Chrono Trigger
Best RPG? (Rocket-Propelled Grenade)
The Geddan Grenade, which makes people twist in all sorts of convoluted way.
If Princess Peach was a super villain, what color of tight spandex would she wear?
Pink
Would that make her too conspicuous to rob a bank?
Niet
Das ist gut?
Nein
Is there too much German here?
Never enough German.
I am not making a question?
No, because there are cats playing around downed power lines, so people are paying attention to that... Aww... how adora---EEEEK! KITTIES!
If Godzilla stamped out a kitten, how would you feel?
Pretty scared :eekdance:
Why would Godzilla waste his time on cats?
Because he read the Warriors series of books.
Who would win between Godzilla and Big Foot?
Godzilla
Who would win Captain Falcon or Captain Crunch?
Bowser would come up and defeat both of them.
Why would Bowser win?
Because he cheats.
Who are you?
the person that is over there
Is there a chance luigi winning a fight against DK?
Nope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkzjb0Low6k).
?
The question is: Where have you gone?
Nowhere and everywhere.
How is the weather in Georgia this time of year?
Pleasant, but deadly
Were you affected by the ban (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=784.0)?
Yes.
Did you think it was real?
Volcanoes rising, blizzards, hurricanes, flash floods, tornadoes, meteors, tsunamis, lava bursting through earths crust, Japanese monsters, nukes, you name it! What do you think? I do :D
Is my profile pic epic?
No- it's antiepic.
Where is Carmen Sandiego's 8th cousin? I invited him over.
I ate him.
Is it easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle after it has gone through a blender?
Only if it's pureed.
Is Tony gay or homosexual?
Where-wolf?
I like frozen yogurt! (Candy for getting the reference)
Kay-o?
O-kay
Where's the beef?
At Wendy's!
Got Milk?
I drown my cereal in it every morning. It pleases me to hear my cornflakes scream.
What will the title of the next major *new* Mario release be?
Mario and the exploration of life.
I bet you don't want to know what it's about?
No, I don't really play Mario games.
What is Oshawott's English name going to be?
Mijumaru
Do you see what I did there?
No.
?
¿
Since when did Tauros grow an afro and be a completely different Pokemon?
Tomorrow
DGDFH?
Dumb Goldfish Die Flying Hospitals.
Did you read The Tipping Point? I didn't, perhaps it applies.
No.
Does Lucas think Wario is fat?
only if is annoying thinks kirby is fat too
Does Mario think that kirby is annnoying?
No, they've never met.
How many wheelbarrows does Wario have in his garage?
1, and it's only for emergencies.
What is your favorite color?
Pink. :D
Is this a question?
Is this an answer?
How many years does it take to gelatinize a bee?
.5932952305923095235809203985
S?
Not that way, really.
Why does only Mario have a little emoticon on here? ( :mario: ? )
Because he does.
Do you support the use of the word smorent (base word: smore)?
No, as it's not a cromulent word, and it fails to embiggen the language.
How much would Mario's hat fetch at Sotheby's?
A buck or two.
Could a sick man sell sick sad sheep to Susanna in Saitama on Sunday?
Quote from: Aiko-chan on January 17, 2011, 06:09:07 AM
A buck or two.
Could a sick man sell sick sad sheep to Susanna in Saitama on Sunday?
For better alliteration, try
Should sick shepherds sell sick sad sheep to Sheena in Saitama on Sunday?
Can you improve the previous question using assonance?
I could, but why should I?
Because I said so.
WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?
Because caps lock is cruise control for cool!
How many jiggles can a Jigglypuff puff if a Jigglypuff can puff jiggles?
Seventeen.
What is two plus flipfoot?
5.281731469917416661148356-2893
Did you say hello to N Wiki, NIWA's newest inductee?
They didn't say hello to me, why should I?
There's no reason why you should.
How does Mario breathe in space?
He puts a goldfish bowl on his head.
Why hasn't Waluigi had his own game?
Because of this.
WTF?
TFW!
Oh where am I?
The question is: Where have you gone?
0
What is he difference between soup and suop
0
Any questions?
Just this one.
How does one win the internet?
You cannot.
How does one lose the Internet?
You cannot.
Want an internet?
NIET
Should we all speak Aikoese?
No sorry.
What about Americanese?
No way dude nobody like knows how to speak that.
WE SPEAK LIKE MR. SATURN ZOOM?
definitely
Should people go to mars and beyond?
Niet!
Are all your base are belong to me?
No, all your base are belong to us.
Silence, I kill you!?
No, because you are iron and I am steel.
What is Waluigi's favorite song?
the song of luigi's death.
Why did Kirby have such an appetite?
Because he hasn't eating in days.
What would happen if Kirby was overpowered by parental groups trying to encourage healthy eating?
He would swallow them to become General Greenthumb's clone.
Do you know who he is?
Yes, he's Princess Peach's master gardener.
What are the average heating costs for Peach's Castle?
None. The weather is always bright, happy, and everything has a face and smiles back at you. I doubt they need heating.
So, what's in the bag?
Various things I have stolen from this store.
Is there a problem with that?
Yes.
What's up with that?
The Sky Stealing is prohibited :police:
How long am I going to prison for?
Eighty-four centuries.
How does Mario not die from malnutrition?
I'll answer that with another question:
When was the last time anyone important got seriously injured (let alone die) in a Mario game?
When Dry Bowser debuted.
HOW DID YOU NOW KNOW THAT DDDDD:
The world runs on irony. Whenever someones says a statement like that, it will inevitably turn out to be true. For we have trekked through... The Scary Door.
When is it Waluigi Time?
Whenever you're on BitF forums.
I just wonder what Ganon's up to?
He's baking some English muffins and brewing some Breakfast tea.
Why don't Pokemon trainers throw Kirby's at wild Pokemon to catch them?
It would make the Master Ball useless.
Why is the Master Ball never on sale?
Because no one has enough money to buy them!
Why is Mario on the toilet?
So he can use the toilet.
Why is YouTube popular?
Because there's lotsa spaghetti, and so you must die. SQUADALLAH!
Why isn't anyone Doing the Mario?
Because we're all tired out from doing it.
How much would a Master Ball cost? (don't say >9000 because I could afford that in Pokemon Money)
One Pokedollar over the maximum amount you can carry.
How much gunk could a Croagunk gunk if a Croagunk could crow gunk?
Quite obviously 42 litres.
Why isn't anyone Doing the Luigi? :eekdance:
Because no.
Who is the man who arranges the blocks?
It's not the guy who sings the history of the Soviet Union to the Tetris theme. I think Reagan arranged blocks though.
When is Ronald Reagan coming back?
Never, I'll make sure of that.
When I take over the world will you join peacefully, or will you have to go to Room 101?
Depends on the situation.
When I take over the world, will you ally with me or will you be sent to Siberia?
WOW. Given the heavy popularity of this thread, I've stickied it.
I would probably head off to Siberia and plot your downfall.
Where's the beef?
Gone
Parlez-vous français?
Occasionally, usually on Tuesday nights.
When this thread reaches the 42nd page filled, will it finally have the answer to life, the universe, and EVERYTHING?!
That's for me to know and you to find out, but I don't want you to find out, so it's just for me to know.
Are you really who you think you are?
I am Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine. Your life is mine!
How much are you willing to pay me to spare your life, o pitiful one?
>9000 rupees.
Is Anyway You Want it the way you need it?
That's the way you want it.
Huh?
Indeed. *sips some darjeeling tea*
What is Wario's waist size?
Around thirty or so metres.
Have we found your weakness?
I have no weakness!
Hasn't history proven that Marx's vision of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably creating an oligarchy more oppressive to the proletariat than the bourgeoisie it vilifies?
Who cares *throws a small machine*
What if M.C. Esher built your house?
Depends -
What's his power level?
V
Generation?
Y
Man or Astro-man?
Man.
Black and yellow?
Only on Fridays.
Should I end this question with a ???
Neither, use an interrobang.
Do you prefer ASCII or UNICODE?
UNICODE.
We're finally reached page # 42! Will this page have the meaning of life, the universe, and EVERYTHING?!
Yup, to bad you missed it.
What caused the "Bloop"?
A blooper.
What is Wario's favorite smell?
The smell of a Papa Wario Waft.
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Is this black and yellow:
?
Does that answer your question?
I didn't ask it.
[spoiler]
Why did I put a spoiler for this question?
[/spoiler]
Because you didn't want your milk fresh.
Why can't I put videos in my posts or a space in my name?
Because I can't put a space either and because you don't use [youtube] coding.
Why was I serious there?
No none is serious in a time of want.
Would monkeys be good ruler to rule china?
Niet
???????? ?? ??? ???????
Sure, if you think like that.
(http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=449_1294103277.gif) How long can Diddy juggle?
About 10 or so minutes.
...?
You should drink Konata's coffee.
How many Links does it take to get to the center of a Tingle pop?
Three
<fillintheblank>?
It's already filled in.
:mario: Why is Mario smiling?
He just saw the new trailer for Kirby Wii (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOZzcobfrU)
Paper or plastic?
Both, glued together so they can't be recycled.
Why does Bowser kidnap the Princess if he hates her?
He doesn't, it's all a ploy.
Do you regard me as a troll?
Not really.
Confess! Now you hep?
Someone could be.
Zeiz?
Zoez
Right left, right left, right left, ?
??
Profit.
Do you like South Park jokes?
no
Why hasn't The Simpsons been canceled yet?
Because Homer made a decree.
You know Homer?
This guy here :D does.
Why isn't ¿¿¿ a Spanish ???
That's not for you to know.
Now for what might be the most difficult question asked here:
What's worse Hallmark movies or Lifetime movies?
Neither because I love both.
How can Wooper be so happy with no arms?
Because Wooper are too stupid to know what sadness is.
If you could demand that Nintendo make a new game for any of their franchises, which franchise would you have them make a new game for?
Lock's Quest. Needs a sequel so bad.
Why is >:( angry?
He has no ears.
Czy znasz polski?
ENDUT! HOCH? HECH!
What the hell was that?
Many ghosts 'n goblins.
Where is the best spot for a picnic?
a. A castle
b. A graveyard
c. World 8-4
d
?
4.0234894-3321(x-23?), to be exact.
What does RAWR mean?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 01, 2011, 03:17:16 AM
4.0234894-3321(x-23?), to be exact.
What does RAWR mean?
It's the last sound you hear before I devour you.
how do you taste?
Pretty bad.
Will that keep you from devouring people?
Nah, it encourages Ketchup of course!
Does Ketchup make everything taste good?
Just about.
What was my original name?
Aiko
What was my original name?
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
What is that thing on your head?
Quit looking at my pancakes!
How many cakes has Peach baked during her life?
None, she has chef's bake 'em.
Why does everyone hate me?
Cuz ey can.
WHY DID I JUST CHECK THE BOX LABELED "MOTHER 3" AND SEE MY MOTHER 3 DELUXE BOX WASN'T IN THERE?!
Because you're a useless fangirl.
Why did you get a sex change?
Because I was unhappy with my mid-pubertic body.
Why isn't Aiko-chan burning in hell?
Because Hell is other people.
Did you know that ert+ajsvnsnkjgsgkzj America?
Nope.
Did you remember my birthday today?!
Yup, and I got you a pet mogwai.
Should he feed it after midnight?
Nah. Too lazy.
What the heck is a mogwai?!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai_(Gremlins))
Who shot Mr. Burns?
I did.
Who shot JR?
RJ
Black and yellow!?
BEES!
What's so archaic about Mukashi?
Dunno
Where is my question?
It flew to Yesterday.
Money, is that what we got?
Money, is that what is hot?
Money, is that what we don't got cept freedom, freedom, is freedom what we really sought?
Only on workdays.
Is that WHEN YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOW, THAT YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE?!
Yes.
Eh?
Si.
When is Lylat Wiki's first birthday?
February 24th, 2011.
Why did you ask a non-stupid question?
Because he wanted to.
Who are you?
Look at my profile (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=224).
What is Mario's least favorite food?
kirby's maximum tomato
What is wario's other personality (not being greedy)
Being a Nazi.
ARE DORIRUS FUN?
I'll answer with another question:
What kind of question is that?!
A smart one. >:C
I'll ask again, are drills fun?
Only when they're in your skull.
Why did I take such a long break from posting here?
Because BMG is in Project Overgrow II.
Wut?
lol
who are you?
I am me.
What is it?
Danno
Is it love?
Partially.
Does Princess Peach have a social life?
Nope
Is this a question?
It depends on whether this is a question or not:
Is this a question?
Apparently
Don't you want Pokémon based on Dolly the sheep? (http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Unused_Pok%C3%A9mon_design_revealed_in_magazine_interview)
We already have one
Do you know what it is?
What what is?
The cloned sheep Pokemon.
Now can you answer the question?
I could if my brain wasnt removed
Did the storm happen before or after luigi wet himself?
After.
Who is the mother of Bowser's children?
Bowletta
wut?
wat
am i lost?
Probably.
If Mario's hat wasn't red, what color would it be?
Blue!
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo?
NO.
Have you heard of my super-cool Rattata?
Mine's better.
Did you hear mine was top-percentage?
Liar, that's my one.
Where is the official Rattata percentage scoreboard?
At the Official Rattatta Percentage Scoreboard Center.
What is Ditto REALLY based off of?
A steamrolled Mew.
What is Ganon up to?
Stuff. In Koridai.
What just happened to :'( ?
He ate an onion.
Why is ??? confused?
Because ni*ga took his bazooka.
Where is the cube root of Banjo-Kazooie?
6.4t66
Why is my Gamestop package moving through time?
Seattle, WA, United States 02/14/2011 4:46 P.M. Origin Scan
Englewood, CO, United States 08/31/2009 12:26 P.M. Delivered
Gamestop gives Power to the Players, including powers of time and space.
How come I though today was Wednesday?
I did too.
Really?
O RLY?
Has anyone heard of pierogies?
Only in the memories of what used to be.
If Tod and Lod have two apples... why won't they just shut up and eat them before a savage bear comes to tear their very flesh from their bones and feed it to it's even more savage cubs?
Math defies all logic.
Does logic defy math?
Math is defined by logic, which in turn, is usually more often than not, proven by math.
Find the prob. of having 2 Queens given that you have 3 Kings in an unfair desk... under the condition that there are 20% more black cards than red cards, but no extra face cards." (Still 52 cards in the deck)
42.
How come no one from here ever comes down to the DKC Atlas version of this thread which I based this one on?
Because I have.
Did I?
My answer: *** ****** *** **** ** ** ******* ******.
New question: What is the answer I gave?
Don't know.
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS?
What not to do at a stop light.
1, b, s, 6, u, 9, or 20?
z. All of the above.
:P :P :-* :-\ :-X :-[ ???
Awkward.
Should I create a Random Thoughts topic here?
Meh.
Meh?
meh...
Boom?
Moob
Is Konata mah waifu?
Meh
?heM
Notrly.
Can you guys stop spamming? Really.
Real question:
Who taught YOU how to fly?
YOUR MOM
HoW HiGh CaN I FlY?...? *snorts some more drugs*
uP T0 ThE sKYYYYYYY
Will the prophets will it?
Sorry, the prophets are out of business right now.
Do you know what it is today?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.
Can you guys stop spamming? Really.
Real question:
Who taught YOU how to fly?
I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
That depends on your timezone. It's Saturday, February 19th here.
Have you ever tried putting chocolate on a pickle and ate it? (I have... lost a bet :( )
Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.
Can you guys stop spamming? Really.
Real question:
Who taught YOU how to fly?
I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *
more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\
Real question:
What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.
Can you guys stop spamming? Really.
Real question:
Who taught YOU how to fly?
I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\
Real question:
What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]
You become the last poster of page #47?Stereotypically "stupider" answer: Pie!
What will be the 8192nd Wiki on NIWA?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.
Can you guys stop spamming? Really.
Real question:
Who taught YOU how to fly?
I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\
Real question:
What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]
Every post in this thread is spam, thus, creating my previous statement. (I bet on it because I thought I would win :( )
Wikia being a member... :O
What kind of elephant is pink?
An elephant made out of pink play-doh.
How do you become a great doctor like Dr. Mario?
You do as much speed as Sonic (well speed is his game)
How many pedophiles live in your neighborhood? Mine has 2.
Counting me, 1. :P
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The Great Norris Tree.
Mama Luigi related to Mother Mario?
Sure is.
Will you guys also help me with this forum (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=878.0) that I just made?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 21, 2011, 03:06:10 AM
Sure is.
Will you guys also help me with this forum (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=878.0) that I just made?
I suppose.
Why do I bother?
You have no life.
What am I living for?
For me, :O
Why ask a question to where the answer to the question is the question already questioned by the answer of the question?
W
A
T
Why are you confusing me? D:
Because. Why ask a question where the answer to the question is being interrogated by itself?
Understand now?
No. ;^;
Waah?
Maybe
Do pot pies make you happy?
Only on Fridays.
Where is the light?
Where I can keep an eye on it.
Do you want it?
No
Can I eat your brain?
What brain?
What brain?
The one I just ate.
Are you ready for Yak Shaving Day? It's only five days away!
Unfortunately, there are no Yaks where I live.
When do pigs fly?
Whenever they feel like it
If the planet was taken over by animals, which species would you surrender too?
The penguins. 8) (Maybe we should start a thread called "answer seriously to stupid questions.")
What do you get when you combine a Nintendo 3DS and Sony NGP?
Earth exploding and imploding at the same time, causing a black hole to appear and destroying the universe.
Why is Aiko-Chan a worker of the world?
He simply has no choice.
O_O!!!!! ALMOST AT FIFTY PAGES!!!! What should we do to celebrate?!
Rip the fabric of the universe with a corrupted time machine!
Why?
Because.
Is everything alphanumeric?
Nope.
What?
What?
Umad?
Actually, IHappy.
What is the square root of shallots?
The forth root of onion
What is that from?
Onion.
Onion?
Potato.
Tom[aw]to or Tom[eh]to?
Tomawehto.
Do you like Treeckos or prefer Mudkipz?
----
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on February 23, 2011, 12:21:10 PM
The forth root of onion
What is that from?
Impossible Quiz.
Oshawottz
49?
ejrhipoersu43903df.
Why does my browser think that is spelled correctly?
Your browser sucks?
Why does Google Chrome rule?
Because it goes at the speed of light.
Oshawott?
Snivy.
Everyone knows Metsu Shoryuken is where it's at, right?
Yep.
Everyone also knows that Volatile Dweevils are the best enemies in Pikmin 2, right?
Maybe...Okay, yes!
404 Error: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage inb4y47t8yn8h3rn348n758n47?
F5.
How does a Blaziken tie with a Cleffa?
[spoiler]
Hint, hint: See my Bulbapedia userpage
[/spoiler]
C+Ps from your Bulbapedia page
QuoteSo I was playing Emerald, going to Battle Frontier's "Battle Arena". My lead Pokemon was Blaziken, level 100. This collector guy claims he "has no rival" and proceeds to send out a Cleffa against my Blaziken, also level 100. I sort of pitied it and just used Flamethrower instead of a fighting based move. However, the Cleffa survived with like 10 HP left and used Attract. Just great. As expected I did not go the next turn as Cleffa used Sing next.
My Blaziken was attracted, asleep, and at full health against a Cleffa with very heavy damage, and only one turn left until judgment. Of course Blaziken gladly accepted the chance to nap as Cleffa used Metronome next. How could this get any worse? Hyrdo pump? Earthquake? No, it gets Rest?! Yup. So Blaziken and Cleffa were both on full health asleep when the referee judged. Score was 3:3. Well, that's the last time I pity a Pokemon in the Clefairy line.
Later on I did not hesitate to Fire Blast a Clefairy.
Like that
How did this happen?
IDk
50TH PAGE! Now what?
:D :D :D PARTY PARTY WOOT! :D :D :D
Thanks to everyone who got the forum this far! Somehow we managed to pull together fifty pages' worth of stupidity and humor, and not go crazy ourselves. Let's keep it up. This is just awesome. Amazing we got this far when this was started on November 27th, just one day short of four months ago. In addition, we're approaching 1000 replies! This one here is #981.
Let's get some good questions here:
When was the last time Pacman ate something other than white pellets and fruits?
50,000 milleniums ago.
Why is ::) rolling his eyes?
because he has a problem
Does the moon rotate this way or that way?
Thisat way.
How did the dinosaurs die?
I got bored one day.
How does Yarn Kirby play football?
He is the football.
What would a ditto do when it is bored of transforming?
Go into kindergarden classes and pose as Play-Doh.
How many licks does it get to the Tootsie-Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?
Three
HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD!
i can has cheezeburger?
they ran out of cheezeburgers.
Do you have the frozen yogurt the dog lost?
What Yogurt? You mean the one that I just consumed? Oh, uh, sorry.
What dog eats yogurt?!
scooby-doo and mutts
what does Bowser do when he is not taking over the mushroom Kingdom?
Convert his castle into a race course for professional kart racing hobbies.
How can Yoshi race inside Bowser's castle where in games like SMW he could not get in normally?
Simple, in games like Mario Kart and such, everyone is off-duty.
What is love?
I'll answer with another question:
Are the 9001 love songs out there not conveying the message enough?!
Not unless people run out of ideas.
Do you dream about cheese?
cheese is evil and will destroy the world
what is the color blye made of?
404 Error: Color not found.
Will you please spellcheck before you publish? (not the stupid question, just saying)
Real question:
Will reply #1000 be the greatest evar?
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 02:42:53 AM
404 Error: Color not found.
Will you please spellcheck before you publish? (not the stupid question, just saying)
I did mean that
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 02:42:53 AM
Will reply #1000 be the greatest evar?
It will start destroying people!
Who will not get the 1000 reply?
srry forgot question[size]
NOT ME!
MWUHAHAHA! 1000th Comment! YESH! Do you know what this means?!
we party for 1000 years!
Will we live that long?
Maybe.
Maybe?
Maybe not.
What does "Hic-A-Doola" mean?
What does it not me?
Can't you eliminate?
Sorry, cramps my style.
Does the true answer lie in the heart of battle?
[spoiler]
Street Fighter IV quote
[/spoiler]
No, it lies in the strategy guide.
Who has the advantage in the Chun-Li vs. Birdo matchup?
Chun Li can kick the eggs out of Birdo.
What makes you question Chun Li's fighting ability?!
The fact that his name is known.
Are more mysterious fighters stronger?
The mysterious taco is the strongest fighter.
What taco will win?
the mighty cheese will win and eat yhour tacos!
I'm still out of stupid questions. again, where is the stupid question store?
Take a left over by that flower, then go Northeastwestsouth for 6 milimeters, cross the street, go past the dead old lady on the street, and there it is!....50 miles away!
IS this
annoying?
R
ead the super small text. Pardon me, but is this Sparta?
YES!
Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?
NO MY TURE FACE IS YOUR MAMA.
-,o,k,e,-,-,n what are the missing letters
P-O-K-E-M-A-N
How many screens does the Nintendo 3DS have again?
209
I'm declaring bankruptcy are you?
no
Butter side up or butter side down?
Butter side left.
I am error...?
no the error is spelled like ThIs.>.
all your base belong to us.give in?
Not until I've had my coffee.
Na, na, na, nanana na, nanana na, where's Jude?
Lost, somewhere, without shelter, cold...
WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
You drank it
Where can we get more rum?
at my palace
who would win mario or a glass of water?
No one.
GUESS WHAT SIZE THIS IS
size 1 :laugh:
huh? blank is evolving
what is blank?
Love
Baby don't hurt me?
No more.
How much doof can Bidoof bid if a Bidoof can bid doof?
All the doof in the world.
Is the cake a lie?
Yesh
Who is this?
No, this is Patrick.
Flarsph?
Blarsp margl hrap.
What is your opinion of pie charts?
mmm pie...
oh no! IT'S THE POLICE RUN! :police:
um can you distract the police so I can get away?
I'm sure that they're just here to block the streets?
BUT WHAT STREETS?!?!?
The ones we use for fighting
What is your favorite flavor of toenail?
...
Who would win in a fight, Mr. Pibb or Dr.Pepper?
Aggron.
Which finger is more valuable, Milk or Phlegm?
I'll answer that with another question:
Got Milk?
No, the Milk Man hasn't come yet.
Why?
Whoops, forgot to pay him.
Do you accept change?
Change is unacceptable. Everything should always stay the same.
Is that a UFO?
No, that's a hat.
Do you believe in ghosts?
No
Do you?
I try to stick to Tuesdays and Saturdays, but sometimes I forget.
CAPS LOCK?
MAYBE.
123 - Num Lock?
No, because I can't feel my lock
Why doesn't shadow work?
Shadow? I thought I fired that guy.
What's the difference between an ocelot and a wildcat?
UMMM A OCEWOT HADDA H.
WUTTA ZZZZZ...
No sleeping on the job
Are you aware of the bear in your chair?
Yes, I was about to have tea with him.
Guess you won't be needin' those tapes anymore, want me to get ridda dem?
no wai dem r myne
y r n00bs btr
cuz 1337 m8kz u 5m311 1ik3 5417.
Htwa hlusdo I etg ofr ym thbrdiya?
I'm assuming that's just random keys because I've tried quite a few ciphers, and got nothing meaningful.
Special:WhatLinksHere?
Special:RandomPage
Why am I not Welcome to Mother 3 World?
Because you suck.
Where are my flapjacks!?
In the evidence locker :police:
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
It's actually the "F-15 Eagle" fighter, which is a jet named after a bird.
WHAT ARE MOVES?
Show them.
WHAT ARE MOVES?
I'll answer that with another question first:
WHAR MAH UNDERPANTS?
Oh your head.
What do you burn apart from witches?
A DUCK
Why is my pen?
You ate your pencil.
Should I start playing Pokémon Black/White again?
No. Play Gray.
Why did Kirby eat Lucario?
So he could use Aura Sphere
Why is my L-button broken?
The R-Button got greedy.
Could you not?
Vegeta took it and feel down some stairs :laugh:
Guess who it is!?
It's Mario! :mario:
Clefairy used Metronome! What did it become?
A Metronome.
Why does Mario always win against Bowser?
Why not?
Do you feel like a geek at a robot convention?
I Have no feeling because i am a robot....
Why does that guy on that street eat glasses?
Because glasses are nutritious
If the forest has ears, where are they?
they are the trees growing on other trees that are hanging below it that are on top of it
What would the forest's mouth look like?
A clearing with a giant mouth in it.
If the forest had a mouth, what would it eat?
Itself.
What's the difference between a penguin.
Non question.
When will the 4DS come out?
After the Hyper 3DSi Lite XL Turbo.
Who wants some pie?
I do!
What is NIWA doing for April Fool's day?
Sorry, it's gone now.
3DS?
Needs good games
What is the best release game for the 3DS?
SSF4, obviously.
Why did you ask a serious question?
So my next one could be doubly stupid.
Is sdj rgrrtrgr+ a cat, Ptyiryr dots?
You forgot to carry the two.
If you're already in the fast lane, why are you switching lanes?
To avoid the old person driving the wrong direction.
Should we ban old people from driving?
No, otherwise we'd have to find another demographic to be aggravated by.
Is fearing a lack of fear incongruous?
Yes.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
I'll answer that with another question;
Why so serious in a Stupid Question forum again?!
Because people like to ask questions somewhere, and here does fine.
Oh no! Was that a serious answer to a serious question?!
Just forget about it.
The ChronicWHATcles of Narnia?
Tenti
Have you played "Play to Befriend a Pokémon (http://www.pokemon.com/us/news/fz_eevee_pgl_announce-2011-03-28)" yet?
nah.
Zorak, can you help me?
Zorak does not help people
Who does?
Ghostbusters.
How did you not know that?
I've been living under a rock
It's actually quite nice here. Do you want to join me?
...
...?
¿¿¿
Did you see it?
See what?
The UFO
Why are cows awesome?
Cuz not only do they Got Milk, but they make it!
How could you do this to me?!
Very carefully
If the NIWA server was on fire, and you could save one thread, what would it be? (And yes, the situation is not even slightly realistic.)
Number 42.
What is that thing on your head?
:o IT'S MY FACE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Thirty eight.
Do you how do?
Yes I how know do to.
Are you getting down on Friday, and looking forward to the weekend?
no but im planning on playing my nes on wedNESday
chuck norris kills you you go to
a)heaven
b)hell
c)the pokeworld reincarnated as red
or
d)the mushroom kingdom reincarnated as mario
C
Quote from: Naesala on April 13, 2011, 10:26:26 PM
Number 42.
The thread you chose (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=42)
Isn't that an awesome thread, worth saving over any other thread?
YES!
Do you know where the remote is?
Under the couch.
Why are couches like remote and cell phone vacuums?
because they hate us and want us to live without technolgy. BORING!!!!!
does it take 2 to tango?
tango to 2 take it does
Little Bo *Beep*?
Has *beeped* her sheep.
What are thirty-one uses for pizza that doesn't involve eating it?
1. Earplugs
2. Bribe
3. Glue
4. Taunting
5. Clothing
6. Monster creation
7. Reward
8. Frisbee
9. Fly trap
10. Time machine fuel
11. Teleporter fuel
12. Meat storage
13. Tomato storage
14. Cheese storage
15. Vegetable storage
16. Mushroom storage
17. Cleaning
18. Tissue
19. Suppository
20. Weapon
21. Lubricant
22. Stereotyping
23. Being eaten by pizza
24. Filling pizza boxes
25. Electrical wiring
26. Bomb
27. Trampoline
28. Cup
29. Cupholder
30. Wheel
31. Creating lists
Which uses that I listed have you used it for before?
#32-100
if 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything what is the meaning of death, the multiverse and nothing?
Bacon.
Why aren't people posting!?
Because this forum sucks.
Why did I forget my password to GPX+?
The world may never know... cuz it's forgetful like you.
Does the world end with you?
You with end world the does.
Are you a magestic pegacorn who lives on Planet?
Yes but only on the weekends on every other leap year.
What does it take to prevent the harvest moon from falling?
The power!
What's with all the weeaboos?
We like being weaboos, it makes us feel good.
Or did you mean weeaboos?
Don't have to get technical, the organization has its secrets...
What is 48/2(9+3)? (hint hint: internet reference).
42, since that's the answer to Everything.
Who likes short shorts?
Kirby likes short shorts cause they taste so good with salt and vinegar.
Who exactly is the King of Siam?
My subordinate
How many grapes do I need to stuff up my nose to be legally insane?
Stuffing grapes up your nose is completely sane.
Where have you been oh insane one?
Busy replacing my toes with grapes.
What will you do?
More than you can imagine
How many sardines fit in a tin man?
All of them if you encase the ocean in tin.
Where's Waldo?
in my trap
the angry birds are after me!!!! help please?!?!?
Nope.
Ghostbusters?
Yes, what of 'em?
Is it time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel?!?
Not yet
Is it Mario time?
It's never Mario time.
On the other hand, do the Mario?
Swing your arms, from side to side!
E.T. Go Come?
E.T. banished
Why is sleeping good?
Cause reality sucks obviously.
Now how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
17 tons
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?
Consume then seize.
Would you then ingest the child?
No, you gotta eat the mother. She would be much more tender.
Who invented the internet?
ME!
Why do you not bow before me?
My back is sore.
Why aren't you in the Dream World?
i am.
wassup?
The sky.
What's down?
Up
What is east?
The Whoa Zone.
What's right-side up-side west?
Hamburger
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
sixty nine
do you know the word?
right!!! is the word
dude have you seen my car ???
I ate it.
Are you ready for the "end of the world" tomorrow (May 21)?
does this mean i get to lose my virginity?
im stuck in my HD tv could some girl turn me on??? (heh heh pun)
*waves powerful electromagnet in front of tv*
Is it what, what who said?
what?
hey who cut the cheese?
The cheese cut itself
Is that spooky?
no its just gravity
is it illegal to break the laws of physics???
Who cares.
Do you?
no
if evil stands for every villian is lemons what does good stand for?
Gumby
Owns
Our
Dwarfs
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Nope.avi
Will you teach me how to dougie?
Only if you're willing to learn
How many fruit loops can you fit in a van?
Infinitely since it loops
What will it take for the sun to save me?
A phone book.
Where's my elephant?
Under your pillow.
What is your IP?
3.14159265358979?... Sorry, I can only read backwards :(
What will be Nintendo.com's 128 bit IPv6 Address (http://www.lakestarmedia.com/news/2321/web-tests-of-new-ip-address-system-run-smoothly/)? =O
Hopefully something in English...
Wii, Wii You, what's next, "Wii You Them"?
iWii U
Is it true that there is no such thing as a misconception?
the definition is mike tyson
why can`t the flash game the impossible quiz be possible?
Because you didn't pay attention in school
What is wrong with education these days?
I told you everything,
loud and clear,
but nobody's listening...
Uphill struggle,
blood sweat and tears,
nobody's listening...
Why did Linkin Park only put two good songs in their most recent album? :-\
Never knew linkin park ever made a good song.
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Shut up
Who wants to go to mine and That Human's wedding?
Your family and the catering That Human's family
WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING IN THE DREAM WORLD
Don't know how.
Have you accepted Cthulhu as your lord and eater?
No, I already accepted Tsathoggua?
I HATE manure... Have you found my flux capacitator?
It's mine now
How does it work?
ERROR ERROR AMBIGUOUS PRONOUN. CANNOT ANSWER.
How is babby formed?
Well you see, they are produced at factories, made with human milk, and flesh taken from dead bodies. They are put together, and smelt in a large furnace, then a brain made from many small intestines of mice that contains a memory chip inside is placed in their head. They are then tested in the Babby Testing Room to see if they can walk. Then, they are equipped with an AI that develops over time so they act like a real humanoid.
Do you want a TL;DR version of this?
No, because then you wouldn't proofread it either.
Run Baseball.bat?
No, it's a virus. ...Damn too late. Well good thing it doesn't do anything until you reboot. (http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/12901-Desktop-Computer-Mascot-Cartoon-Character-With-A-Baseball-Bat-Crashing-Its-Screen.jpg)
Run Antivirus?
Too late. Computer is destroyed.
Format hard-drive?
Have you agreed to and fully read our Terms of Use?
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/421/yeshw.jpg)
YES!!!! ;D
What's a question?
more speficilaficy...
what an answer?
Something which provides a solution to an inquiry.
Who is that bald man in the closet wearing traditional nutritional dietician's surgical gloves?
Mr. Horse
Do you need any rubber nipples?
Not at the moment, but I'll take a raincheck on that offer.
Would you like to save the game?
It's your game, do what you want with it. INB4 "the bill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_S.978)".
There is an already existing save file, would you like to overwrite it?
Saving, please don't turn off the power....
The save file is corrupted?
No the entire memory card is.
What do you do if your memory card is corrupted?
Kill it with fire!
What powers the flamethrower?
The flames it creates going through a portal, therefore creating an infinite loop.
What is that zombie doing?
The Thriller O.o
What made MJ the best pop singer of all time?
His initials could stand for McJeward. Bada ba ba ba, I boycotted it.
Why is Giygas in my soup?
Giygas isn't in your soup, Giygas IS your soup!
Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
It's...um....ketchup?
Why does this ketchup taste like blood.
Because it's the new blood flavour.
What is you favourite flavour of chair?
Sittable.
Am I the answer for the questions that you still have?
Depends.
Am I back?
You better be!
YoU WAnT driNK CofEE? ZoOM!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now that i know my abcs...
next time will you sing with me?
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Who is it?
the person formally known as mastercrazyhand
do you have perfume that smells like perfume that smells like perfume that smells like perfume(it never ends)?
No
Did you want some?
no just asking
will you fill in the blanks for me?
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Would a parade of elephants on unicycles protesting a message convince you to change your opinion on any topic?
It would impact my final decision indubitably.
Why does the new forum skin seem so... boring?
The "This image has been moved or deleted -photobucket" rather than an actual logo, as well as pretty much ever other image being broken, makes things rather depressing.
Why are there more tumbleweeds than users on the NIWA forums?
I wish I knew.
What are you people doing!?
Farming tumbleweeds
Would you like to help me on my tumbleweed farm?
Only if we cut the profits 50-50
What are the tumbleweeds for?
Movie and TV sets. The companies pay huge amounts of money for them too.
Some people farm them for their fur. Is that immoral?
Tumbleweeds don't have fur. Your question is invalid.
Why is this thread so dead?
The life of the forums as a whole impacts on the life of the threads in it.
What do you mean tumbleweeds don't have fur!?
How does that make you feel?
Upset
Why did KidIcarus refuse the answer my question?
Because I didn't know the answer.
Why did you ask it anyways?
Because it affects my tumbleweed farming plans.
Why is The Lounge full of KidIcarus's posts?
Don't know.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
because they are both with poe
Who invented the telephone?
The telephone invented margarine.
What did the train say to the bulldozer?
yo
since when did this board be so active?
Never. It is still covered in cobwebs.
Could you pass the duster?
No! We shall not die!
We got rid of the spiders months ago! Who was the wise guy who put that web there?
Sorry that was me, I wanted to catch all the giant bugs in here, they are quite delicious.
Who put all those pencils up there?
Mr Squiggle
Should Mewtwo get a new Forme, as rumors and supposedly leaked magazine scans indicate?
Mewtwo should get a movie
Should Arcanine get a movie?
Arcanine can go operate a carousel for the rest of its life.
What do you call a Snowman with a turnip for a nose?
Frosty the Turnip-man!
Why do people shout?
because their crazy
why am i hungry
Maybe you haven't eaten in a while? I'm not sure but that's probably the main reason.
Who is Mario's companion?
How did you forget of course its me.
Why are you in this forum?
To help build the best Nintendo resource ever.
Who is your spirit friend?