One-line-per-post story game

[Maxite]

Gannon isn't too concerned, and threatens to flood the worlds markets with cheap Star Wars games unless the UN pays him $2 BILLION!

[pikachu8090]

luigi finds the worlds biggest heater and dry all the water up and melting himself

[TurtwigA]

Birdo appears and starts groping Luigi's slime.

[Maxite]

Birdo then gets pregnant and files for a nine-month leave of absence.

[TurtwigA]

She is denied though

[R7308xx]

Her husband Yoshi asks if she wants an abortion.

[Maxite]

Birdo, in despair, crashes her car off the side of Rainbow Road.

[SuperHamster]

Alas, as is always done, Lakitu saves Birdo and places her back on the track.

[tacopill]

Birdo kisses Lakitu as a sign of appreciation, but Yoshi only sees part of it.

[SuperHamster]

Yoshi picks up a Bob-omb and takes aim...

[Solar Dragon]

The Bob-omb blows up in Yoshi's face

[Manga Maniac]

and Birdo informs everyone she's male (probably)...

[TurtwigA]

It turns out to be untrue.

[Volatile Dweevil]

But Yoshi is still angry, so he spreads the rumor anyways.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Birdo blushes

[pikachu8090]

mario then gets mad at yoshi for not being there when he needs hum to get a higher jump

[Solar Dragon]

Birdo, now angry with Yoshi, kills both Yoshi and Mario.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Bowser and the Koopas come in and arrest Birdo

[TurtwigA]

Birdo then gives birth

[Solar Dragon]

A swarm of angry bees come out of Birdo