"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Tina]

NEVER.

How do I live without you?

[Naesala]

You don't, because you're already dead.


Who controls the British crown?

[HavocReaper48]

The ACH. (Association of Crown Holders)

Isn't

http://www.wiinintendo.net/2010/12/02/donkey-kongs-sydney-banana-pile/

the most awesome thing you've ever seen?

[Omega Tyrant]

Nah, I once saw a swarm of red ants and blacks ants fight, with wasps there to back up the red ants. The Kong's banana hoard can't hold up to that.

How much higher on the tier list would Ganondorf be if he was swapped out for Brawl Minus Ganondorf?

[HavocReaper48]

OVER 9000 POSITIONS HIGHER

God tier.

Is it normal for certain attacks to do 666% damage?

[Gambler]

Yes, if you choose Fox in Final Destination with no items.

Can you take a look at the bump in my hand?

[Omega Tyrant]

That bump could be a dangerous parasite living in your hand, and I would like to avoid coming in contact with it.

What does Donkey Kong do when he can't find the banana cream pie?

[HavocReaper48]

He goes on http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=16 to look for a new recipe and make a new pie.

How impossible is the Impossible Quiz?

[Omega Tyrant]

About as possible as beating Falco on Jungle Japes with Ganondorf.

Are the Ninja's only natural predator re-spawning hawks that camp out above bottomless pits?

[Gambler]

Yep, if you don't count Pirates as predators. Those two are in a symbiotic relationship.

Did that made sense?

[Solar Dragon]

Yes. Perfect sense.

What did you just ask?

[TurtwigA]

Nothing yet.

Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his power level?

[R7308xx]

IT'S OVER six.

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Tiger sheep

What would a tiger sheep look like?

[HavocReaper48]

White tigers with fluffy tails!

Do guys do realize that's like the third time someone used a "vegeta was does the scouter say" (not counting individual >9000's) joke?

[TurtwigA]

Yes we do.

What is this Greek city?

[R7308xx]

Alphaomega Greekyogurt Mi Town.

Why?

[Naesala]

Chicken thigh.

Who killed Laura Palmer?

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mr. Waylon Smithers

What would happen if Mario wore orange instead of red?

[TurtwigA]

All the fanboys would rant to no end.

Why do they always rant over minor stuff?