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Title: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 25, 2010, 08:11:28 PM
This is the One-line-per-post story game. Feel free to continue the story as you see fit. But there are a few thing i will ask you to observe.
[spoiler=Click for Rules]
1. No more than one line post.
2. comments, questions, side notes, etc. should go in a separate area than your contribution to the story. Use spoiler tags, horizontal lines or italic texts to separate your canonitcal material from ours.
3. If it's needed, you can interrupt the story to ask a question. Just makes sure we get back on track after.
4. If the story is interrupted by someone asking a question, then please don't continue the story until the question is answered.
5. The only things something is considered "canonical" is what people have posted. Still, please keep it fictional things.
6. NIWA Wiki Links are encouraged.
[/spoiler]



One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on November 25, 2010, 08:44:13 PM
He came across a Wally (Mother).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 25, 2010, 09:34:53 PM
---- Interruption ----
Do you mean Wall-E (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WALL-E)?
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: BrandedOne on November 25, 2010, 09:48:33 PM
Forgive me for linking to Wikia, but I think he means this kind of Wally (http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Wally).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 25, 2010, 09:51:54 PM
um... we have an eathbound wiki (http://grifkuba.org/MotherEarthBoundWiki/index.php?title=WikiBound). Although, we don't have a Wally article....yet *goes to wikibound chat* Thank you for pointing it out.

Anyway, answer obtained.


---- Interruption  Ended ----
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: BrandedOne on November 25, 2010, 10:22:54 PM
[spoiler]
Sorry, tacopill, I'm aware we have Wikibound.  I searched there first, but sadly there was naught to be found on Wallys.
[/spoiler]



In the face of this danger, Mario summoned his Kirlia (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kirlia), and called Falco (http://starfoxwiki.org/Falco) for backup.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 25, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
[Spoiler]
It's not a problem. I wasn't aware you looked there first, and therefore it's my fault for assuming you didn't look.
[/spoiler]



Falco responds "He's a bit busy at the moment, but will be there when he can"
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Tina on November 26, 2010, 01:22:46 AM
While Mario was busy getting backup, Wally used a Bullhorn directly in Mario's face, and yelled "Your mother's calling for you!".
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 26, 2010, 02:12:09 AM
Mario, slightly annoyed, tells Kirlia to use Confusion (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Confusion_(move)) on Wally.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on November 26, 2010, 05:10:05 AM
The Wally, in its confusion, hits an Octorok (http://zeldawiki.org/Octorok) instead of Kirlia and angers it.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on November 27, 2010, 09:19:49 PM
Falco comes in and destroys the Wally; Octorok is angered further because he can no longer seek revenge on the Wally.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Moydow on November 27, 2010, 09:44:42 PM
The Octorok instead turns to face Mario.
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Post by: BrandedOne on November 27, 2010, 10:24:53 PM
Frightened, Mario shouts "Mamma Mia!" and runs behind a tree, leaving his Kirlia to deal with the Octorok.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Metechar on November 27, 2010, 11:12:42 PM
The Octorok then fires a rock at Kirlia.
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Post by: KidIcarus on November 27, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
Falco is critically wounded after he jumps into the rock's path to save Kirlia.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 28, 2010, 12:28:06 AM
Walking by, Link sees the Octorok firing a second rock at Falco and Kirlia.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on November 28, 2010, 01:00:14 AM
Link goes in and slices the Octorok's head off.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on November 28, 2010, 01:04:42 AM
Mario leaves his hiding spot and gives Falco a Full Restore (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Potion).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Moydow on November 28, 2010, 01:29:53 AM
However, Kirlia is none too pleased at Mario for leaving her to face the Octorok without him.
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Post by: KidIcarus on November 28, 2010, 05:25:58 AM
Link, Mario, Falco, and a disgruntled Kirlia realize that they must work together to get through the Lost Woods.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 28, 2010, 05:56:42 AM
The current area of the lost woods has 4 exits, all of which look identical.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on November 28, 2010, 06:04:28 AM
The party takes the wrong path and falls into the Pit of 100 Trials (http://www.mariowiki.com/Pit_of_100_Trials_%28Rogueport%29).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: BrandedOne on November 28, 2010, 06:10:06 AM
Upon landing, the group meets Captain Olimar (http://www.pikminwiki.com/Olimar) huddling in the corner with a single red pikmin (http://www.pikminwiki.com/Red_pikmin).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 28, 2010, 06:13:02 AM
A Gloomba (http://www.mariowiki.com/Gloomba) is attacking Olimar.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: BrandedOne on November 29, 2010, 04:35:25 AM
Link equips a bombchu (http://zeldawiki.org/Bombchu) and sets it loose.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Tucayo on November 29, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
The bombchu makes the red pikmin explode
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 29, 2010, 06:32:24 PM
Mario fires out a fireball at the Gloomba.
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Post by: Tucayo on November 29, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
the Gloomba explodes, leaving a coin
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on November 30, 2010, 02:32:11 AM
Olimar turned out to be an evil Ditto.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on November 30, 2010, 03:41:40 AM
Mario tell Kirlia to use protect as he goes and gets the coin
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on November 30, 2010, 03:46:18 AM
Kirlia refuses to follow Mario's commands.

[Spoiler]
However, Kirlia is none too pleased at Mario for leaving her to face the Octorok without him.
[/Spoiler]
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on November 30, 2010, 07:50:21 AM
The evil Ditto transforms into Mario.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 01, 2010, 05:08:16 PM
The Ditto Mario equips a Hammer Bros. suit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Hammer_Bros._Suit) and unleashes a volley of hammers upon the hapless heroes.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 09:30:02 PM
Link and Kirlia faint (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Fainting).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:01:24 PM
when suddlenly sonic zooms past and causes a tornado
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:10:29 PM
Sonic leaves as the tornado quietly dies down.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:12:20 PM
only to find red and his pikachu about to shock him
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 01, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
Pikachu uses Volt Tackle and defeats Sonic
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:15:31 PM
Red and Pikachu hurry down to the Pit to help Mario and Falco defeat the evil Ditto.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:16:21 PM
so gold/ethan apper to help red
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
Gold unleashes his only Pokemon, Abra, who promptly teleports away.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:20:30 PM
but iit turns out gold has more pokemon in his pc (how else did he defeat red?)and gets magnuim ferralgator and typlosion all level 100
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:33:38 PM
[Spoiler]
You can only put one post at a time, so I'll take it from this post.

but iit turns out gold has more pokemon in his pc (how else did he defeat red?)and gets magnuim ferralgator and typlosion all level 100
[/Spoiler]

The Ditto transforms into an Entei and uses Swagger (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Swagger_%28move%29) on Gold's three Pokemon.

Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:35:33 PM
sonic gives max rvives to all three then continues his revenge
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:40:01 PM
The three Pokemon, still affected by Swagger, attack and eliminate Sonic, Red, and Gold in confusion (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Status_ailment#Confusion).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 10:41:48 PM
red link uses magic to cure the three pokemon and bring back gold red and sonic ;D as well as dfeat the ditto for good!

will anyone do the next part i got big plans...

please
[mod]Please don't double-post unless it's important (this doesn't count). And definitely don't triple-post, okay?[/mod]
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 02, 2010, 12:21:47 AM
But then a Black Hole comes and we are brought to the EarthBound universe.


Question: Shouldn't this be in the Lounge? It doesn't seem to apply to Nintendo gaming.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Tina on December 02, 2010, 12:32:51 AM
Ness walks by and spots a large group of people and creatures fighting, completely unfazed by their sudden appearance.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on December 02, 2010, 12:42:14 AM
Ness is defeated by a Black Antoid (http://grifkuba.org/MotherEarthBoundWiki/index.php?title=Black_Antoid) and his dad comes to pick him up.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 02, 2010, 01:55:05 AM
[spoiler]
Thanks for contributions, everyone, really. But lets keep it under control.

To Answer your question Turtwig.... i guess it could go in the Lounge.
[/spoiler]

Link and Sonic realize they are outside again.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Tucayo on December 02, 2010, 02:02:47 AM
This is in the Lounge now.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 02, 2010, 03:11:14 AM
Mario looks around, and wonders where that voice came from.
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Post by: Maxite on December 02, 2010, 04:32:15 AM
And suddenly: King Dedede wearing a frilly toupee!
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 02, 2010, 07:09:53 AM
The evil Ditto transforms into Red and Pikachu decided to shock both Reds to see who is who.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 02, 2010, 12:24:08 PM
However, the Ditto transformed into all of Red's cross-canon counterparts (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cross-canon_counterparts).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 02, 2010, 05:52:14 PM
The various Red counter parts try to separate, but find it difficult due to stretch of skin shared between them all.
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Post by: Tucayo on December 02, 2010, 05:59:42 PM
suddenly Tucayo appears and shoots the Red counter-parts
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 02, 2010, 06:08:16 PM
cleanly in their rosy buttocks.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 02, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
(Regular) Mario then does a costume change into Dr. Mario.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 02, 2010, 08:13:02 PM
Dr. Mario then injects all the Red clones with a lethal dosage of antibiotics.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 03, 2010, 12:16:38 AM
soap from call of duty:modern warfare comes and points a gun at dr :mario:'s head
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 03, 2010, 05:04:54 PM
Dr. Mario says: "Wait, you're not a Nintendo character, or even a Sega character, go away!" Soap then leaves.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 04, 2010, 03:01:34 AM
Soap then returns in a cameo in the next Metroid game. "Oh hi guys!"
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 04, 2010, 08:48:25 AM
Dr. Mario then pulls out a bar of soap.
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Post by: Megatron1 on December 04, 2010, 06:31:54 PM
He shakes it around and it slips out of his hand.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 04, 2010, 06:35:10 PM
The fallen soap makes red fall down and scream in pain
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 04, 2010, 06:37:59 PM
King Boo then comes out of Red to reveal that he had been controlling him.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 04, 2010, 06:40:27 PM
Dr. Mario then goes up to Snake and says "Snake, I am your father!"
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 04, 2010, 06:42:00 PM
snake says
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 04, 2010, 07:38:32 PM
Dr. Mario then goes out to play at the casino and gamble all of his money
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Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 12:34:57 AM
Doctor Mario is engaged in a battle with Marth who just blew all his money.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 12:39:00 AM
They then realize the casino is to blame and face the sea of lawyers in a heated court adventure.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 03:35:19 AM
But the casino is smart and hires Phoenix Wright.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 05, 2010, 07:47:18 PM
Only for Chuck Norris to come and kill Phoenix Wright.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 05, 2010, 08:12:36 PM
[spoiler]
Counts because the character says one word.
[/spoiler]

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Ace_Attorney_objection.png)
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 09:09:55 PM
With that thunderous objection, the courtroom collapses into itself.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 05, 2010, 10:41:00 PM
Snake then punches Phoenix Wright right in the face.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 11:33:25 PM
Phoenix Wright sues and becomes his own lawyer, winning the case.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 06, 2010, 12:25:40 AM
so then red and sonic call the teenage mutant ninja squirtles to take out a passerby koopa.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 06, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
Intimidated by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles' strength and brutality, Link, Falco, Ethan, Tucayo, Marth flee from the scene, while Snake is sent to prison for one million years due to Phoenix Wright's brilliant lawyer skills.

[spoiler=Hidden]Cleaning up characters who were just standing there doing nothing; please do not resurrect all of them, but some can be brought back if you really want. We still have Dr. Mario, Red, Sonic, King Boo, Phoenix Wright, King Dedede wearing a frilly topee, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles left.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 06, 2010, 06:01:06 PM
Dr. Mario and Red start a Pokemon multi-battle against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 06, 2010, 07:16:40 PM
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles kill Red and Dr. Mario.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 06, 2010, 10:10:43 PM
Phoenix Wright sues the authors for making two unconnected plots, and then becomes the Koopa's lawyer for suing Mario, Sonic, and the TMNS.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 07, 2010, 02:17:08 AM
untill link and gold come back while red and mario(who bailed out of jail with sonic leving the tmns) turned out to fake death and first they all fight king boo untill luigi comes and vaccums him up. (whew!)
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 07, 2010, 07:24:11 AM
Red and Ethan engage in a Pokémon battle, but Red knocks out King Dedede by accident with his Poké Ball.
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Post by: Maxite on December 07, 2010, 07:53:18 AM
And out from the Pokeball bursts SnorlaxMonster!
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 07, 2010, 01:11:41 PM
who eats the jailhouse where phionex wright and the koopa make sure the TMNS don't escape. CHOMP!
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 07, 2010, 09:12:24 PM
But then Chuck Norris sues Phoenix and the Koopa himself, with Phoenix being his lawyer.

PARADOX.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 07, 2010, 10:22:05 PM
sorry to intrerrupt but wait, how can phionex wright and the koopa get sued when they're dead? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Maxite on December 08, 2010, 12:01:22 AM
Answer to question: Because anything can happen in this story. It doesn't have to make sense.

Continuing on:
And Phoenix Wright came back from the grave dual wielding swords.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 08, 2010, 06:28:19 AM
Only for Bowser to destroy the world and every Nintendo character on it.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 08, 2010, 06:31:00 AM
Mr. Game and Watch steps in shows he has an advanced physics degree, and Bowser is stopped.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 08, 2010, 06:35:10 AM
Only for Tabuu (http://www.ssbwiki.com/Tabuu) to capture Mr. Game & Watch so that he can extract Shadow Bugs (http://www.ssbwiki.com/Shadow_Bug).
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 08, 2010, 06:03:06 PM
Mr. Game and Watch transforms into his Octopus and becomes the henchman of Tabuu.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 08, 2010, 07:47:37 PM
then one hour later he reveals he pretended to work for tabou and destroys the villians once and for all while red and luigi are playing chess
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 08, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Luigi checkmates Red and Red runs off in a strop.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 09, 2010, 06:14:54 AM
Luigi, wanting a more difficult opponent, challenges Mr. Game & Watch to a game of chess.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 09, 2010, 06:23:29 AM
Kirby eats the chessboard, enraging Mr. G&W and Luigi.
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Post by: tacopill on December 09, 2010, 06:28:21 AM
Mr. Game & Watch makes 24 shadow clones of himself.
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Post by: Maxite on December 09, 2010, 08:00:03 AM
which are promptly destroyed as a result of a coronal mass ejection.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 09, 2010, 08:05:57 AM
But due to his advanced physics degree, Mr. Game and watch saves the others.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 09, 2010, 06:15:17 PM
The G&W clones then turn on the original and attack him.
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Post by: Maxite on December 10, 2010, 02:12:07 AM
but are promptly erased when the game cartridge glitches.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 10, 2010, 02:52:19 AM
The angry player removes NIWA: The game from the DS, blows the dust out, then reinserts it, annoyed that they just lost their last hour of playing.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: tacopill on December 10, 2010, 06:54:56 AM
One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods). :D
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 10, 2010, 07:28:56 AM
Mario is attacked by Princess Peach!!!
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 10, 2010, 10:14:59 AM
Go Kirlia!
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 10, 2010, 04:05:14 PM
Kirlia left the scene as it was told to go.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 01:28:33 AM
the player then finds out the game automattcily saved before the crash and mixes the old story with the new one thus causing marro and red face mario and princess peach
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 01:35:03 AM
And then the Grammar Hammer smashes down on Master Crazy Hand, erasing that last sentence that he wrote from existing and making Kirlia come back with Kirby to defeat Princess Peach.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 01:36:18 AM
but then a pencil drew the last game back in perment marker so mario and red faced mairo and kirby
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 01:38:54 AM
But the whole world is swallowed by Snorlax, who then merges with the Earth and attacks Red and Mario, who in turn attack Mairo and Kirby.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 02:24:48 AM
then a black hole appears above gold and phinox wright's heads
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 03:18:00 AM
Phoenix Wright sues the hole... and wins, with the agreement being that the black hole becomes white and that Gold is sucked into the hole.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on December 11, 2010, 03:39:30 AM
But the (white) hole hires Chuck Norris as his lawyer and attempts to counter-sue Phoenix Wright.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 11, 2010, 02:24:28 PM
These two being in the same room as each other, as well as Captain Falcon using a Falcon Punch at the same time causes the word to explode. Again.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 02:41:23 PM
APRIL FOOLS, the world showed it was just a joke, putting it and Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on December 11, 2010, 02:46:39 PM
Then Stephen Hawking explains a bunch of boring computerized crap that would only appeal to Dexter and Jeff.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
And then Humpty Dumpty sits on a wall, and has a great fall... on Stephen Hawking.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 11, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
Stephen Hawking presses a button and his chair speeds out the way.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 11:31:11 PM
Suddenly, Chuck Norris kicks through the fourth wall and hits Solar Dragon.
Title: Re: One-line-per-post story game
Post by: R7308xx on December 12, 2010, 06:54:09 AM
Solar Dragon tries to squarehouse kick Chuck Norris but he is blasted into the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension by the goshly powers of The Norr's.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 12, 2010, 08:37:03 AM
I then fly back out of the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension and form an alliance with Chuck Norris as I survived his powerful kick.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 12, 2010, 02:05:25 PM
Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan then join forces with Arceus and Mew to defeat Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 12, 2010, 02:44:41 PM
Only for every dragon Pokemon to join forces with Chuck Norris and Solar Dragon.
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Post by: Maxite on December 12, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
However, a comet crushes all of the opposing forces.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 12, 2010, 05:53:09 PM
Solar Dragon, Chuck Norris and all the Dragon Pokemon are now dead.
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Post by: tacopill on December 12, 2010, 06:49:06 PM
tacopill is sad.  :'(
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 12, 2010, 07:00:51 PM
suddenly the white hole swallows everyone but bowser and a ratttata.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 12, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
Rattatta manages to squeeze its way into a massive arena filled with high level Pokemon Toys.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 12, 2010, 07:02:49 PM
using the F.E.A.R. trick he wins only for bowser to kill him.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 12, 2010, 07:05:04 PM
The world explodes and Bowser is left in the nothingness with only a door and a life-like Ness figure.
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Post by: Maxite on December 12, 2010, 07:24:37 PM
Bowser gets bloated from eating the mushrooms from earlier.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 05:51:08 AM
Bowser learns that contrary to popular belief, not all mushrooms make you big, some poison you.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
And then everyone else is crapped out of the white hole, and Bowser is sucked in as it collapses and disappears.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 10:31:52 PM
Professor Layton goes to investigate the cause of the white hole.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 11:35:47 PM
And discovers that somebody inserted white food coloring into a black hole caused by a Subspace Bomb.
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Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 11:37:53 PM
The white hole violently expands and Captain Janeway emerges.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 13, 2010, 11:39:17 PM
Captain Janeway meets Captain Falcon and Captain Strong.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 11:45:43 PM
And then Captain Falcon Falcon Punches Captain Janeway, making Olimar turn into the amazing Olk
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 12:02:05 AM
Only for Ganondorf to Warlock Punch Olk back into Olimar.
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Post by: Maxite on December 14, 2010, 12:39:27 AM
Captain Kirk emerges from the white hole and engages Captain Falcon.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 14, 2010, 02:55:00 AM
And this ignites the Folk, Kolk, Jolk, and Olk, making the actual Hulk come and sues all of them with Phoenix Wright as his lawyer.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 14, 2010, 04:34:36 AM
Pheonix Wright sues all the plotholes in this story and Reggie Fils-Aime.
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Post by: Maxite on December 14, 2010, 05:57:25 AM
Captain Kirk punches Phoenix Wright, and runs off with Maya Fey.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 07:08:25 AM
Captain Kirk then instantly disappears due to not being a Nintendo character, leaving Maya Fey free to go.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 14, 2010, 07:33:42 AM
A Volcano erupts and Heatran comes out of it.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 11:14:05 AM
Charon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Charon) runs away with the Magma Stone (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Magma_Stone).

[spoiler=hidden]What happened to trying to link to NIWA wikis?[/spoiler]
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Post by: Maxite on December 14, 2010, 12:49:16 PM
[spoiler]I think we quit caring about it.[/spoiler]

Captain Janeway recovers and sets her phaser to FABULOUS and stuns Heatran.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 14, 2010, 01:20:45 PM
[Spoiler=not being part of the story]It is a bit hard[/Spoiler]

And then the Rangers come and capture Heatran.
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Post by: Metechar on December 14, 2010, 01:25:24 PM
And then a Wonder Key MAGICALLY appears to revive Rattata.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 01:46:39 PM
Rattata then challenges the Ranger.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 14, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
The Ranger captures the Rattata and then sacrifices it to the Pokémon Gods.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 15, 2010, 01:40:58 AM
But the PokéGods are not satisfied and demand another sacrifice.
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Post by: Maxite on December 15, 2010, 01:42:34 AM
So the Ranger sticks the styler into their chest and pulls out their own still-beating heart.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 15, 2010, 06:25:54 AM
This story is then censored due to being too bloody and gory to be seen.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 15, 2010, 11:32:38 AM
Then a bunch of protesters appear, calling the government oppressive and censorship evil.
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Post by: Metechar on December 15, 2010, 12:59:37 PM
The censoring has been removed because Justin Bieber sucks.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 15, 2010, 01:10:15 PM
The story then switches to Indiana Jones, who is on a quest to find the legendary Mother English prototype.
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Post by: Metechar on December 15, 2010, 01:19:17 PM
He finds it, but is attacked by a New Age Retro Hippie! *Jonnie B Goode based theme plays*
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Post by: Maxite on December 15, 2010, 03:16:33 PM
Phoenix Wright and a swarm of lawyers immediately sues it out of existence.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 15, 2010, 06:16:01 PM
Phoenix Wright then sues the whole story out of existence due to infringing copyright on Nintendo and other game characters.
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Post by: Metechar on December 15, 2010, 11:09:03 PM
Then Phoenix Wright sues Justin Bieber for taking copyrighted material from Square Enix.
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Post by: Maxite on December 15, 2010, 11:51:58 PM
Bieber's many fans then proceed to kill Phoenix Wright in a violent blood bath that lasts for years.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 15, 2010, 11:57:41 PM
However, a necromancer revives Phoenix Wright, who sues every single fan and wins, becoming the world's richest man.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 12:18:23 AM
Then zombie king Phoenix Wright creates an army of the undead.
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Post by: Metechar on December 16, 2010, 12:38:01 AM
Phoenix Wright and his army sue existance out of existance, creating a "Pime Taradox"
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 02:30:52 AM
Mario becomes jealous because he started the story, but it always ends up about Phoenix Wright.
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Post by: Metechar on December 16, 2010, 02:35:24 AM
Phoenix Wright then sues non-existence, and reality comes back.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 16, 2010, 06:28:40 AM
Phoenix Wright then sues himself out of existence and Mario becomes the star of the story again.
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Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 07:09:33 AM
Wario then hires Microsoft's lawyers and sues Mario.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 16, 2010, 07:25:51 AM
A suing ban is then placed on this story allowing no more suing as it is boring.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 01:01:24 PM
Microsoft's lawyers appeal the ban, but lose.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 01:46:30 PM
Who started the suing in the story anyway?

Soon, the white hole reappears with its friends the Olk, the Green hole, and Charizard to reboot the story.
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Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 05:42:44 PM
[spoiler]The suing substory has been going on and off for a while[/url]

... until the white hole reverses polarity and sucks them all back in.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 06:02:25 PM
And then a Magnemite comes, causing every character to be rebooted, making the star of the story Waluigi.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 16, 2010, 06:13:30 PM
Waluigi steals Mario's wallet.
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Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 06:34:28 PM
Wario, jealous of Waluigi, contracts a hit on Waluigi.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 18, 2010, 01:43:57 AM
Wario hires Solid Snake.
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Post by: Metechar on December 18, 2010, 02:55:29 AM
"WAAAAAAA!" Waluigi's yell frightened Snake away.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 18, 2010, 04:08:49 AM
And then he founds WaluigiWare, which soon merges with a software company.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 18, 2010, 12:24:21 PM
WaluigiWare then starts making video game which consist of MacroGames.
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Post by: Maxite on December 19, 2010, 01:27:37 AM
WaluigiWare is then bought by Microsoft and made into a subsidiary like Rare was.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 19, 2010, 03:43:28 AM
WaluigiWare then finds Microsoft's rule draconian, so leaves Wikia Microsoft and forms the EMCA (Ex-Microsoft Company Alliance) with Rare.
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Post by: Maxite on December 19, 2010, 05:47:19 PM
Wario, back from his vacation from looting Europe, then buys out the EMCA and has Waluigi killed.
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Post by: tacopill on December 19, 2010, 09:39:29 PM
And then, Shigeru Miyamoto appears before Waluigi's spirit.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 19, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Waluigi's spirit is then defeated by Luigi.
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Post by: tacopill on December 19, 2010, 11:24:00 PM
Shigeru Miyamoto takes what look at you and says "Who are you"?
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 01:55:30 AM
I reply "Is that a philosophical question?"
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Post by: tacopill on December 20, 2010, 07:13:43 AM
[spoiler]
Sorry, i meant that to be a Question to Waluigi
[/spoiler]

Shigeru Miyamoto responds "I don't remember creating you."
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 07:22:03 AM
[spoiler=hidden]I thought you might, but I was having a hard time interpreting that. Oh well, let's work from here[/spoiler]

I reply "Sugimori did it", then hide.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 03:56:10 PM
And then Waluigi goes and slaps Miyamoto.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 10:47:00 PM
Miyamoto, enraged, creates a game where Mario goes and attacks WaLuigi over and over again: Mario: WaLuigi rampage
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 21, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
However, a surprise ending has Miyamoto appear, where he is slapped by Waluigi, who also slapped Mario and Luigi to the nth dimension.
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Post by: Maxite on December 21, 2010, 01:49:19 AM
Shigeru Miyamoto then leaves Nintendo and joins Sony Computer Entertainment.
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Post by: tacopill on December 21, 2010, 03:03:36 AM
All the nintendo character's go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Post by: Naesala on December 21, 2010, 03:07:27 AM
Miyamoto begins to destroy sony from the inside out.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 21, 2010, 04:13:23 AM
Miyamoto finishes destroying Sony from the inside out.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 21, 2010, 03:15:32 PM
But the broken Sony soon merges with Microsoft, and Wario decides to revive the EMCA because of a childhood event involving Sony.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 22, 2010, 05:08:32 AM
But Wario is stepped on by Bigglypuff who started an organization against Pokémon mills.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 22, 2010, 08:55:19 AM
Bigglypuff then starts to sing, putting everyone in a 100 mile radius to sleep.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 22, 2010, 09:41:32 AM
Luckily for WaLuigi, he has Insomnia and doesn't fall asleep.
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Post by: Maxite on December 22, 2010, 01:18:36 PM
Bigglypuff is then tackled to the ground by BBW fans and carried away to never be heard from again.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 22, 2010, 02:34:44 PM
It is assumed that the Build-a-Bear Workshop fans turned Bigglypuff into a big bear.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 22, 2010, 03:32:48 PM
The massive stuffed Bigglypuff was then put into Ruby's secret base.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 22, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
Which is promptly exploded by a Keldeo.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 23, 2010, 01:04:57 PM
Ruby, angry with Keldeo, engages it in battle.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 02:20:20 PM
And promptly sends out an Arceus and a Magikarp.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on December 24, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
The hungry Arceus eats the Magikarp.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 24, 2010, 03:40:11 PM
And then Ruby slaps Arceus, because it gets indigestion from swallowing a truly epic fish.
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Post by: Maxite on December 25, 2010, 05:42:33 PM
And in a shining beacon of light, a Gyarados is born from Arceus' arse.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 25, 2010, 05:57:13 PM
The Gyarados pukes up 3 Muk and Master Barf.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 25, 2010, 06:09:48 PM
The Muk and the Master Barf make the opposition retch.
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Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 02:28:56 AM
The opposition retches so far back that they retch back in time before the story started.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 03:17:32 AM
And Waluigi jumps out, happy to be the star again.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 26, 2010, 03:19:01 AM
Then Mario comes in and shoots a fireball, Luigi comes and makes a tornado, Wario comes and farts and Waluigi dies of shame because his signature power is swimming through the air.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 26, 2010, 08:15:31 AM
Mario uses a Floral Finish on Waluigi and gets .01 yen.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 26, 2010, 09:59:55 AM
Mario goes to a bank with a sign in front that reads:

Just a Bank
Nothing Suspicious about It
No Need to Be Alarmed
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Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 03:54:49 PM
Mario is then run over by Captain Falcon who is racing towards the hospital with his pregnant wife.
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Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 03:55:29 PM
And SnorlaxMonster is jailed for seemingly posting more than one line.
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Post by: tacopill on December 26, 2010, 08:04:24 PM
SnorlaxMonster is given the BFG 9000 (http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Doom/Weapons#The_BFG_9000) by someone else, also in Jail.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 27, 2010, 10:31:13 AM
I fire the gun at the wall to escape, while surprised that I got in the story for a third time.
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Post by: Maxite on December 27, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
An editor finally catches the mishap and permanently erases SnorlaxMonster from the story, and replaces him with a yellow kazoo named Tony.
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Post by: tacopill on December 27, 2010, 05:35:28 PM
Snake sees the Character being erased, and is now faced with a choice: pickup The BFG 9000 or the Yello Kazoo named tony. 
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Post by: R7308xx on December 27, 2010, 08:52:17 PM
Snake picks the BFG 9000 and is bitten by a snake.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 12:24:09 AM
The irony causes an implosion within the storyline, imploding the story and restarting it :D

One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods).
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Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 12:39:49 AM
When an asteroid made of antimatter smacked into the Mushroom Kingdom, killing everyone--including Princess Peach.
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Post by: tacopill on December 28, 2010, 01:37:42 AM
---- Interruption:Please Do not continue the story  ----

Ok, while this game has been fun, it seems to continually end in a world destroying cataclysm, sometimes after much derailment. 

While it's exciting to derail, we seem to get to want to get to end quicker and quicker.

So, here's my suggestions:
* We control the derailings. This could be difficult for those contributors who think "You can do anything in a One-line-per-post story game".
* We end the game and move one.

I am open to other suggestions.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 28, 2010, 03:07:24 AM
----Interruption----
---- Interruption:Please Do not continue the story  ----

Ok, while this game has been fun, it seems to continually end in a world destroying cataclysm, sometimes after much derailment. 

While it's exciting to derail, we seem to get to want to get to end quicker and quicker.

So, here's my suggestions:
* We control the derailings. This could be difficult for those contributors who think "You can do anything in a One-line-per-post story game".
* We end the game and move one.

I am open to other suggestions.
I would prefer if we could stick to a story instead of randomly something offtopic happens. And if we start from scratch, can we not start from Mario walking in the Lost Woods again?
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 03:07:41 AM
What's wrong with derailing it, it's supposed to be fun, isn't it?
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Post by: tacopill on December 28, 2010, 03:38:56 AM
Just making an observation, that the time between the start of the story and the end of it. I am willing to continue, and yes, we will start with something other than the first version of the story.

With derailments, each time some one derails it, it tests stretches my Willingness to Suspend my Disbelief (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief). Too many of them, and it snaps completely. 

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Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 03:58:49 AM
None of the other communities I'm in that have these types of games experience problems, and those threads get derailed so much that it's become a tradition to try and keep a straight face while reading the story as if it were serious. One of the communities dedicated to an anime convention has even had a panel dedicated to the reading of the story at the con. Did it make sense? No. But people enjoyed it, and the con was willing to set aside some time to put up a panel so people could hear it read aloud.

The art isn't in the story itself, but in the talent of the person who comes next to try and semi-coherently continue where you left off. In some places, we actively try and make that scenario impossible.

I don't think that one can control the derailings without making up more rules and enforcing them, and that in my mind would destroy much of the fun and creativity and zaniness that goes along with these stories. Not a fan of the way this story is going? You can always start another one on another thread with different rules.
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Post by: tacopill on December 28, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
Sorry but i am not a member of any of these communities, and we aren't dedicated to a con..... so i am not show how it's relevant.

Not to mention, just because other people enjoy it, doesn't impact or influence whether or not i am going to like it. But i am not trying to force my opinion on to anyone, i am simply stating my case and seeing what people think.

Personally, I've enjoyed many of the derailments that have happened; but after a while, it becomes "Someone derailed it again!" It's boring and tiring for me. And Jugding by how fast the world was destroyed in the last instance of the story, i was thinking other people might think the same thing. I could be wrong, however.

But as i said, i am simply stating my case. I am not forcing anyone to do anything.
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Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
I brought them up as examples that traditionally the stories do tend to get derailed. I know that this isn't other communities, but these styles of threads are prevalent and they tend to get derailed early and often.

The point of many of the derailments isn't to immediately stop the story like what is going on here, but to try and provide an obstacle for the next writer to overcome. There is no reason why once everyone is dead the story can't take place in the afterlife or in Bowser's Hell as they try and return to their mortal bodies. Maybe a rule stating "No restarting the story without meeting condition X." could be applicable, which would allow for many twists and turns and derailments without destroying the current storyline.

Hell, if you want true insanity and derailment every other post, try doing a "One Word Story", where each person contributes just one word to the storyline. Insanely more easier to "derail", but also insanely more impossible to restart so you end up with a continuous arc of babble.
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Post by: tacopill on December 28, 2010, 09:56:56 PM
Ok, So i am going to kick off the next story. It's kind of unfair to people to implement new rules for people to obey this late in the thread, so the rules for the game are they were before hand (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=574.msg10484#msg10484).

Ready.....
3...
2...
1...
Go..!
----Interruption:Ended ----


Princess Zelda, Snake and Princess Peach were visiting Corneria.
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Post by: Maxite on December 29, 2010, 12:11:19 AM
Which is a lovely desert planet that orbits that same star as Tatooine.
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Post by: Volatile Dweevil on December 29, 2010, 12:24:23 AM
Bowser goes to kidnap Peach, but then Kirby swallows him whole.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 29, 2010, 06:51:00 AM
Bowser finds out that Pop Star is surprisingly close to Corneria.
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Post by: Maxite on December 29, 2010, 05:10:33 PM
So Bowser grabs his AK-47 and bucket of ammo and prepares for a full invasion, Rambo style!
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Post by: tacopill on December 29, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
General Pepper (http://starfoxwiki.org/General_Pepper) sends out the message "We need your help, Star Fox"
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Post by: R7308xx on December 29, 2010, 06:58:47 PM
The Star Fox team ignores Pepper and eats a lunch of Superb Soup (http://zeldawiki.org/Superb_Soup) and Chateau Romani (http://zeldawiki.org/Chateau_Romani).
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Post by: Maxite on December 30, 2010, 12:00:11 AM
Bowser teleports to the Star Fox headquarters and plants a 50 megaton nuke in the command station before shooting his way out of the building.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 03:08:07 AM
Kirby gets a strange feeling after having Bowser teleport out from inside of him, along with an AK47 and a bucket of ammo that were also inside of him.
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Post by: tacopill on December 30, 2010, 03:51:22 AM
A wormhole appears in Kirby, connecting his stomach to the bowser's landing location inside the Star Fox headquarters.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 03:56:55 AM
Due to the massive space in Kirby's stomach, Bowser and the Star Fox headquarters are sucked into the wormhole.
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Post by: Maxite on December 30, 2010, 07:00:38 AM
Bowser teleports away before he reaches the critical point in the wormhole, and emerges in sunny San Diego, California during the shooting of a live action Mario movie.
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Post by: R7308xx on December 30, 2010, 07:11:11 AM
The actor portraying Bowser is bitten by a zombie Snifit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Snifit).
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Post by: Maxite on January 01, 2011, 05:58:23 PM
The Snifit returns to the side of the real Bowser, and proceeds to set fire to the set.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on January 01, 2011, 11:28:07 PM
As the set burns, Mario comes in with FLUDD and says "IT'S A ME, MARIO"
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 03:40:23 AM
Thinking that Bowser is the actor, Mario easily defeats him.
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Post by: Maxite on January 02, 2011, 04:19:01 AM
Bowser grabs his AK-47 and fires into a crowd, seriously injuring Peach, as he makes his getaway.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 04:40:06 AM
Due to her injury, Peach transforms into a statue and is stolen by Wario.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 02, 2011, 06:54:14 AM
And Waluigi swoops in and grabs the statue.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 09:01:34 AM
Waluigi realizes that he only has an actor, not the real Princess Peach.
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Post by: Maxite on January 02, 2011, 02:49:03 PM
The statue promptly exploded, leaving Waluigi in the dust.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 02:59:44 PM
A Minccino and Swablu come to clean the dust.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 02, 2011, 04:34:55 PM
And then Swablu evolves into Altaria
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 02, 2011, 04:50:57 PM
the player gets anoyed by NIWA:the game and buys NIWA 2
just making up for what I missed
 ;D
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Post by: Maxite on January 02, 2011, 05:17:01 PM
However, NIWA 2 is impossibly hard to play, and Mario is crushed by a butterfly landing on his nose.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 02, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
so the player goes to options and sets difficulty to wimp
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Post by: R7308xx on January 02, 2011, 11:01:48 PM
The player gets angry at the easiness of the game and throws it at Paula (http://wikibound.info/Paula).
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 02, 2011, 11:03:26 PM
then he sets it to ARE YOU INSANE???? difficulty
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on January 02, 2011, 11:55:20 PM
Then the game explodes and the player realizes he has no name :O
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 03, 2011, 08:53:57 AM
The player is then asked whether they are a boy or a girl (http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=0).
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Post by: Maxite on January 03, 2011, 06:10:57 PM
The player notices an entry for "Poodle" and selects that.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 03, 2011, 09:40:03 PM
But instead end up as a potato/poodle, and learns they have to select one out of three creatures based on three elements to steal.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 12:41:39 AM
The player's favorite element is air, so they decide to pick that creature.
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Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 12:55:30 AM
However, the player and the game are trampled to death by a spotted pink rhinocerous who was charging at the player while he was engrossed in playing the game.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 04, 2011, 03:07:13 AM
The rhinoceros is killed by WaddleDude who IZA FIRIN HIZ LAZOR!
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 05:13:11 AM
WaddleDude must recharge.
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Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 06:34:12 AM
Meanwhile in Celadon City, Gary is renting a room at a prominent love hotel with his date Erika.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 07:44:42 AM
Red uses the invisible PC (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celadon_City#Celadon_Hotel) in the hotel.
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Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 09:21:30 AM
Gary and Erika leave the hotel a few hours later, both of them completely flushed.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 10:18:09 AM
Mario, the hotels plumber, spends all night fixing the toilet.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 04, 2011, 07:54:53 PM
Unfortunately, a fat man uses the toilet and clogs it again after Mario has fixed it.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 04, 2011, 11:01:27 PM
So Mario tries to kill him, but is killed himself upon learning that the fat man is not Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 03:35:12 AM
Wario leaves the bathroom soaked in sweat wearing lace stockings and a broken girdle.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 05, 2011, 03:51:14 AM
WaddleDude, who has recharged, enters the world through a wormhole and punches Wario.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 05, 2011, 04:18:41 AM
A yellow kazoo named Tony drags WaddleDude out of the story.
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Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 08:21:39 AM
Bowser comes to his senses once again, and prepares his battle fleet for an invasion of Mars.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 05, 2011, 10:52:44 AM
Meanwhile, Marvin the Martian's spies inform him of this plot.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 05, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
Bowser takes Zelda hostage on his way to Mars as he had got bored of taking Peach.
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Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 06:29:17 PM
Bowser, also bored with just simply holding women hostage, also chains up Zelda and puts her in a steel bikini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leiabikini.jpg).
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 05, 2011, 06:31:35 PM
The steel bikini then breaks only for black sensor bars to appear over her exposed parts.
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Post by: Metechar on January 06, 2011, 04:36:57 AM
Bowser punches the censor bars out of the way, blinding the audience and killing the young ones.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 06:08:53 AM
However, since this is the English version of the game, not the Japanese one, the dubbers killed the scene entirely.
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Post by: Maxite on January 06, 2011, 12:20:21 PM
Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 01:49:33 PM
Wario tries to chat him up.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 06, 2011, 08:54:38 PM
Any mention of gay bars and Wario chatting up Mario are wiped from the universe by people who hate these things.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 11:10:06 PM
Bowser returns to his invasion of Mars
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Post by: R7308xx on January 06, 2011, 11:25:23 PM
Bowser steps on a Martian and in turn is stepped on by a Groudon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Groudon) with Pokérus (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9rus).
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 11:26:41 PM
Bowser catches Pokérus, and immediately stores himself in his PC so that he doesn't lose it.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 07, 2011, 01:47:03 AM
then suddenly gold comes and punches bowser's pc only for the pokerus to spread and then says
THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 07, 2011, 04:02:10 AM
Bowser quickly stores himself in his backup PC, while Gold Ethan takes his infected Pokémon to Nurse Joy.
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Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 04:39:36 AM
Bowser is uploaded to the internet by accident, and is downloaded a million times.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 07, 2011, 06:24:38 AM
The million Bowsers upload themselves out of the computer and begin an epic fight to the death to find the best Bowser.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 07, 2011, 11:21:27 AM
However, Mr. Game & Watch, who had recently been converted from analogue to digital and is now the master of the Internet, overpowers all of the Bowsers and they work together to form the worst computer virus ever.
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Post by: Metechar on January 07, 2011, 04:48:54 PM
Then SnorlaxMonster uses McAfee and blasts the virus out of existence!
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Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 05:31:16 PM
McAfee, because it is such a POS software, instead ejects the viruses out of the network, forcing each of them offline and into the real world.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 07, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
The Game and Watches and Bowsers attempt to take over the Solar System.
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Post by: tacopill on January 07, 2011, 08:06:57 PM
Mario reveals his secret base on Jupiter's moon, Io.
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Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 08:25:51 PM
However, Mario had his secret base connected to the internet with no firewall, so a surge of ten thousand Bowsers invade his base.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 07, 2011, 09:49:45 PM
Mario's base is no longer secret.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 07, 2011, 10:05:21 PM
And Luigi comes to battle him, sealing the hole separating the two with a piece of wood.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 07, 2011, 11:32:10 PM
and after luigi does that, fawful invades
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Post by: Maxite on January 08, 2011, 12:21:19 AM
The ten thousand Bowsers easily overtake the base, and send Io crashing into the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Post by: Metechar on January 08, 2011, 02:07:43 AM
However, since Io is extremely far away from Earth, it crashes to Jupiter.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 08, 2011, 02:11:05 PM
It then crashes into Saturn, which makes Mr. Saturn sad.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on January 08, 2011, 07:37:05 PM
(I'm going to assume "It" refers to Jupiter)

Then the gasses from the two planets combining sets off a chemical reaction and makes a new star :)
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Post by: Metechar on January 08, 2011, 07:46:46 PM
The star is suddenly populated by Lumas and Desumasu.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 08, 2011, 07:58:00 PM
The star turns out to be Tykogi Tower in disguise.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 09, 2011, 12:56:35 AM
Which causes the Ghostbusters to make a random appearance.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 09, 2011, 02:45:55 AM
but venkman turns out to be a rejected zelda villian named evil who wants revenge for being rejected
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Post by: Maxite on January 09, 2011, 05:14:24 AM
Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Post by: tacopill on January 09, 2011, 06:58:34 AM
Mario repeatedly asks the DJ to lower the volume.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 09, 2011, 08:58:20 AM
The DJ actually thinks Mario is coming on to him.
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Post by: Nintendoguy1 on January 09, 2011, 09:12:01 AM
The DJ attacks Mario and Mario, thinking he's an enemy, jumps on his head.
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Post by: Maxite on January 09, 2011, 02:58:37 PM
Mario slips on the DJ's slicked head, and cracks his head against the edge of the bar.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 09, 2011, 04:07:28 PM
After Mario's death, the Nintendo characters hold a funeral for Mario.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 09, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
Lucas is [spoiler]reminded of his mother's death[/spoiler] and starts crying.

[spoiler=Non-canon]If you haven't played Mother 3, don't click the box.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 09, 2011, 09:16:39 PM
Mario's spirit is visited by what he thinks is an angel but is actually Pit.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 09, 2011, 09:39:39 PM
He sees Pit trying to come on to Wrinkly Kong.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 09, 2011, 09:46:52 PM
Fusajiro Yamauchi, the founder of Nintendo, is fed up of seeing all these gay references from Nintendo characters and wipes out the entire story and it starts again.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 09, 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Michael Jackson punches Yamauchi in the face and rewrites the story.
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Post by: Metechar on January 09, 2011, 10:48:11 PM
One sunny, beautiful, day, Mario was walking through a gore-filled war zone in the Meteo Asteroid Belt :D
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Post by: Maxite on January 09, 2011, 11:06:34 PM
Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 10, 2011, 02:26:11 AM
And then he leaves after he learns it isn't Sesame Street.
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Post by: Metechar on January 10, 2011, 04:10:20 AM
He heads to Sesame Street and is raped by Big Bird and the Cookie Monster there.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 10, 2011, 05:25:27 AM
The Cookie Monster reveals he has gone on a diet.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 10, 2011, 02:18:54 PM
Luigi steals all of Cookie Monsters Bananas, only to find out the he was Donkey Kong in disguise.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 10, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
Donkey Kong beats Luigi to a pulp and eats him.
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Post by: Maxite on January 10, 2011, 06:03:49 PM
Then the air raid sirens start going off, and a voice comes out over the loud speakers revealing that the button has been pressed.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 11, 2011, 04:47:54 PM
Nukes then blow up Earth.
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Post by: Maxite on January 11, 2011, 08:26:34 PM
Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach watches as all of her favorite fans are blown up.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 06:24:11 AM
While distracted by Earth blowing up, Peach is kidnapped by Bowser.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 12, 2011, 12:47:57 PM
And while distracted, Bowser is overthrown by his 8 children.
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Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 01:14:32 PM
While Bowser's 8 children are fighting over how to split up the Kingdom, they are overthrown by Rosalina who crushes them with her comet and declares herself Empress.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 12, 2011, 01:15:36 PM
And then the Lumas overthrow her in turn, starting the great age of anarchy!
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:34:06 PM
Suddenly, the Whomp King comes and creates a Communist monarchy.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 01:51:07 PM
Guildmaster Wigglytuff's country, unhappy with communism, invades the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
The Whomp King sends a message to Guildmaster Wigglytuff, reminding him that OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 01:57:45 PM
Guildmaster Wigglytuff requests that they send him a Perfect Apple, or he will invade Mushroom Kingdom.
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:58:35 PM
The Union of Socialist Mushroom Kingdoms ignores Guildmaster Wigglytuff and LAUNCHES NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 12, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Wigglytuff manages to stop the nukes and send them back as he is a technical whizz.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 12, 2011, 06:08:17 PM
A war starts between Pokémon Mystery Dungeon World and the Mushroom Kingdom and Zebes, Eagleland, Pop Star, and Sector Z side with Dungeon World while Hyrule, Nowhere Islands, World of Trophies, and Sarasaland side with the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 11:48:27 PM
Thirty years later, the Dungeon World is in economic ruin due to Wigglytuff's mishandling of the economy, and collapses.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 13, 2011, 02:36:07 AM
But a Grovyle and a human go back in time to correct Wigglytuff's mishandling of the economy.
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Post by: Maxite on January 13, 2011, 07:41:33 PM
Back in Angel Grove, Billy is playing a newfangled "Pokemon" game instead of piloting his zord.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 13, 2011, 11:52:18 PM
Billy is then hit by another Billy from a town called Endsville.
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Post by: Metechar on January 14, 2011, 02:42:01 AM
Billy (Endsville) starts picking his nose and flicking snot.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 14, 2011, 02:54:40 AM
then Billy's (Endsville) snot becomes enchanted by alchemy and comes to life destroying the world
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 14, 2011, 02:57:26 AM
But then Billy's (the one from Endsville) enslaved friend the Grim Reaper destroys it.
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Post by: Maxite on January 14, 2011, 03:57:57 AM
Rita Repulsa throws down her magic staff and grows the Grim Reaper into a 10 story monster to destroy the Power Rangers.
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Post by: R7308xx on January 14, 2011, 04:31:47 AM
But Grim is hit by Pit's wine glass, stumbles, and spills his Chateau Romani (http://zeldawiki.org/Chateau_Romani).
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 16, 2011, 01:44:13 PM
Then Grim falls off a 2,000 story building and his bones fly across the universe
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Post by: Maxite on January 16, 2011, 02:48:38 PM
Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 16, 2011, 04:30:23 PM
The last line is then censored and removed from the story.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 16, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
And Billy gets new pants.
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Post by: Maxite on January 16, 2011, 06:06:55 PM
Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 16, 2011, 06:29:53 PM
Once again, the last line is then censored and removed from the story as Nintendo thinks it is inappropriate.
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Post by: tacopill on January 16, 2011, 10:57:35 PM
Nintendo's censor thanks us for making them lots of money.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 17, 2011, 12:18:20 AM
And then Maxite repeats the line they said in their last two posts.
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Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 05:09:44 AM
Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 17, 2011, 04:08:18 PM
And then he leaves after learning it isn't Sesame Street.
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Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
Luigi then enters the gay bar next door with less obnoxious music and hits on Birdo.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 17, 2011, 06:57:51 PM
Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 17, 2011, 07:45:19 PM
Nintendo nukes the server for NIWA's site and forums, removing it and the story from the universe.
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Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 08:50:17 PM
Fortunately there were backups, and the story is restored back to the point where Wario is at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 17, 2011, 09:38:09 PM
Soon, Nathan beats Mario, and only him and Wario are left.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 17, 2011, 10:51:40 PM
Wario farts, killing everyone in the area.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 18, 2011, 02:12:05 AM
Then Wario goes off to a explosive pie eating contest
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Post by: R7308xx on January 18, 2011, 03:30:10 AM
Wario somehow manages to eat all 100 of the non-explosive pies and none other.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 04:26:41 AM
But then dies from obesity.
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Post by: Maxite on January 18, 2011, 05:26:24 AM
Bowser sees a chance at an evil scheme and steals Wario's corpse and turns him into a robot.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 01:02:40 PM
But the robot soon explodes from obesity.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 18, 2011, 08:35:47 PM
All of Bowser's henchmen die from the explosion leaving him helpless
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Post by: Maxite on January 19, 2011, 02:00:04 AM
Bowser, realizing his ways, immediately sends Mario and Peach on a dream vacation to the Bahamas while he takes over the Mushroom Kingdom in their absence.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 19, 2011, 03:18:14 AM
Mario and Peach realize that the cruise was a trap, but not until they are in the middle of the ocean.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 19, 2011, 03:50:05 AM
So Luigi goes and kicks Bowser's *** instead.
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Post by: Maxite on January 19, 2011, 06:18:29 AM
Bowser, realizing his ways, sends Luigi and Daisy on a dream vacation to Hawaii, and while they are out continues in his conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 19, 2011, 06:23:02 AM
An army of Toads takes on Bowser and beat him to death.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 19, 2011, 01:19:20 PM
But Bowser is revived and sends them to Hawaii, letting him rule nothing.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 19, 2011, 01:31:49 PM
But the toads realize this and go attack Bowser but end up losing
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 19, 2011, 02:02:17 PM
They lost because they can't swim, so all drowned trying to swim back to Mushroom Kingdom from the middle of the ocean.
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Post by: tacopill on January 19, 2011, 08:20:12 PM
While in Hawaii, Mario eats a Devil Fruit (http://www.onepiecehq.com/content/devil-fruits.html).
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 19, 2011, 10:10:15 PM
And then Bowser Jr. is sent to Hawaii, where he causes a SM Sunshine like moment.
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Post by: Maxite on January 19, 2011, 11:01:41 PM
Bowser, realizing it is now time to proceed with his master plan, straps rockets to the Mushroom Kingdom and flies off with it--straight into the Sun.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 20, 2011, 04:51:07 AM
Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed, so Mario goes to live in a galaxy instead.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 21, 2011, 04:03:04 AM
And then Rosalina tells him to **** off.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 21, 2011, 06:26:36 AM
Mario, now depressed, takes his own life.
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Post by: Maxite on January 21, 2011, 06:27:29 AM
Rosalina then returns back to her bedchambers where a waiting Goomba laying on her bed smiles at her and says "Want to go again?"
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 21, 2011, 04:27:24 PM
Rosalina kills the Goomba.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 21, 2011, 04:30:23 PM
Birdo appears and then starts groping Mario's dead body
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 21, 2011, 06:49:18 PM
A comet hits Mario's dead body, disintegrating both him and Birdo.
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Post by: tacopill on January 21, 2011, 08:30:38 PM
a Hollow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_(manga)) starts chasing Mario's spirit.
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Post by: Maxite on January 22, 2011, 06:02:58 AM
Meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom Embassy in London, Princess Peach is petitioning for exile in the UK.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on January 25, 2011, 06:29:22 AM
A necromancer resurrects the story as it died.
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 26, 2011, 03:57:26 AM
Birdo's spirit soon appears and starts groping Mario's spirit
(yes Maxite I'm going to be using something like this every time I try to bump the thread)
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Post by: Maxite on January 26, 2011, 04:12:25 AM
Birdo's spirit soon appears and starts groping Mario's spirit
(yes Maxite I'm going to be using something like this every time I try to bump the thread)
(Good to see that my writing is being acknowledged for its greatness)

In an underground bunker deep in space, Gannon prepares his ultimate deathray before calling the UN to demand a ransom for the world of ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 26, 2011, 10:26:46 PM
but then kirby eats it and kirby's inside blow up from the death ray
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Post by: Maxite on January 26, 2011, 10:28:21 PM
Gannon isn't too concerned, and threatens to flood the worlds markets with cheap Star Wars games unless the UN pays him $2 BILLION!
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Post by: pikachu8090 on January 26, 2011, 10:30:04 PM
luigi finds the worlds biggest heater and dry all the water up and melting himself
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Post by: TurtwigA on January 28, 2011, 11:51:55 PM
Birdo appears and starts groping Luigi's slime.
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Post by: Maxite on January 29, 2011, 01:32:01 AM
Birdo then gets pregnant and files for a nine-month leave of absence.
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 05, 2011, 07:56:02 PM
She is denied though
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Post by: R7308xx on February 05, 2011, 09:29:17 PM
Her husband Yoshi asks if she wants an abortion.
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Post by: Maxite on February 05, 2011, 10:49:20 PM
Birdo, in despair, crashes her car off the side of Rainbow Road.
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Post by: SuperHamster on February 06, 2011, 03:35:51 AM
Alas, as is always done, Lakitu saves Birdo and places her back on the track.
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Post by: tacopill on February 06, 2011, 05:23:48 AM
Birdo kisses Lakitu as a sign of appreciation, but Yoshi only sees part of it.
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Post by: SuperHamster on February 06, 2011, 05:45:08 AM
Yoshi picks up a Bob-omb and takes aim...
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 06, 2011, 10:45:54 AM
The Bob-omb blows up in Yoshi's face
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Post by: Manga Maniac on February 06, 2011, 11:12:27 AM
and Birdo informs everyone she's male (probably)...
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 07, 2011, 11:34:17 PM
It turns out to be untrue.
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Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 08, 2011, 05:57:58 AM
But Yoshi is still angry, so he spreads the rumor anyways.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 08, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
Birdo blushes
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Post by: pikachu8090 on February 08, 2011, 09:00:39 PM
mario then gets mad at yoshi for not being there when he needs hum to get a higher jump
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 08, 2011, 09:43:53 PM
Birdo, now angry with Yoshi, kills both Yoshi and Mario.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 09, 2011, 06:32:23 AM
Bowser and the Koopas come in and arrest Birdo
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 09, 2011, 01:22:14 PM
Birdo then gives birth
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 09, 2011, 06:52:18 PM
A swarm of angry bees come out of Birdo
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 10, 2011, 07:40:12 AM
The bees cluster together and form a gigantic monster which rampages Wherever-the-story-is-nowville.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 10, 2011, 08:43:03 AM
Wherever-the-story-is-nowville is destroyed and the monster moves onto the Mushroom Kingdom and destroys it.
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Post by: SuperHamster on February 10, 2011, 12:18:59 PM
Bowser, seeing that the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed, realizes that there is no city for him to ruin and no princesses for him to kidnap, and takes up arms against the bees.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 10, 2011, 09:59:11 PM
The bees take over Bowser and become some sort of Bee-Bowser hybrid.
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Post by: R7308xx on February 10, 2011, 10:49:03 PM
The birds start singing and it's beautiful, until Beeser comes and molests them.
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 11, 2011, 03:41:49 AM
Soon, Beeser has a child
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Post by: pikachu8090 on February 11, 2011, 03:53:33 AM
he calls him beeser jr. jr. and tell him kill kirby
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Post by: tacopill on February 12, 2011, 12:57:35 AM
Kriby eats Beeser jr. jr., becoming Cthulu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu).
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 12, 2011, 12:58:39 AM
Grim screams at Cthulu
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 12, 2011, 02:29:18 PM
Beeser and Cthulu have a fight to the death
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 13, 2011, 01:30:46 PM
One of the bees dies
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 13, 2011, 07:07:40 PM
The other bees mourn his death before they kill Cthulu.
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 16, 2011, 06:12:01 AM
SUDDENRY, Mr. Moto rises from his grave.
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Post by: R7308xx on February 18, 2011, 04:53:42 AM
He starts to speak Engrish and is attacked by the birds that are now instead of singing screaming bloody murder.
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 19, 2011, 06:49:22 PM
That one guy then comes.
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Post by: R7308xx on February 21, 2011, 01:47:20 AM
[spoiler]Do you mean Gwonam (Squadala Man, Carpet Guy)?[/spoiler]
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Post by: Metechar on February 21, 2011, 02:40:47 PM
-interruption-
I believe it's just a joke
-interruption ended-

Then that one guy is eaten...by....a....Pidove.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 21, 2011, 09:34:42 PM
The Pidove then evolves into a Lugia and Mr. Moto rides Lugia around the World.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 22, 2011, 12:29:17 PM
Lugia drops Mr. Moto while engaging in a fight with Ho-Oh
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 22, 2011, 02:23:48 PM
Mr. Moto hits a Fearow on his way down to the ground, angering it.
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Post by: R7308xx on February 22, 2011, 09:56:18 PM
The Fearow starts singing which causes a chocolate rabbit to come and tell you you just got prank'd the first of 8 1/2 Melodies and you must travel far and wide across the Kanjohoesinnova region with your pikmin who doesnt afraid of anything for you must fight monsters and zombies and humans and animals under the evil influence of Weeg-gan-king-ghetti with only some magic beans and a wooden sword to defend yourself with no fast food restaurants for the next 67,000 miles while you are chased by the Veggie Monster and Count Spaghetti and saves the world.

[spoiler]Hey, it's one line.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 12:24:06 AM
Dr. Hax hacks the last post out of existence.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 23, 2011, 12:22:24 PM
Dr. Hax is caught hacking red handed
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Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 01:50:35 PM
Dr. Hax is haxed out of existence and the post before the post before the post before this post is revived.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 23, 2011, 05:37:55 PM
Suddenly, the whole story is wiped out of existance yet again.
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Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 10:35:14 PM
The bits that survived were put together. "Unown pie scarecrow Mario dance pizza duck Dedede ReDead"
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Post by: R7308xx on February 23, 2011, 10:46:25 PM
A wild Unown has appeared!
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Post by: Metechar on February 24, 2011, 03:52:07 AM
Unown used Hidden Power!
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 24, 2011, 08:02:25 AM
Magikarp used Splash!
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Post by: tacopill on February 24, 2011, 10:58:32 PM
In a sudden turn of events, the wave of the splash attack turns into a tsunami.
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Post by: Member#36 on February 24, 2011, 11:00:17 PM
It was made out of fire.
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 24, 2011, 11:35:20 PM
Scratch that, water.
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Post by: Member#36 on February 24, 2011, 11:40:49 PM
Scratch that, cats... and it was heading for New York City.
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Post by: Metechar on February 25, 2011, 12:52:38 PM
It destroyed all of NY, and then the entire USA.
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Post by: Sazandora on February 25, 2011, 03:49:16 PM
George W. Bush stood up from the destruction and vowed vengence against all Pokemon.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 25, 2011, 08:37:04 PM
Pikachu takes an axe to George Bush's head.
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Post by: R7308xx on February 26, 2011, 05:39:50 AM
A large donut crushes Pikachu and Carmen Sandiego steals Pikachu's axe.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 26, 2011, 10:23:15 PM
Lard Lad, after crushing Pikachu with his donut, kidnaps Carmed Sandiego and runs off.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on February 27, 2011, 12:35:17 AM
Then a Jigglypuff sings Lard Lad to sleep he can never get out of.
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Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 27, 2011, 01:41:27 AM
However, Lard Lad's trainer has an Awakening, uses it, and had Lard Lad use Brick Break!
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Post by: Metechar on February 27, 2011, 01:28:24 PM
However, a pardox was created because...404 ERROR I AM ERROR 10000111100000111100
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Post by: Sazandora on February 27, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
A top percentage Rattata came out of the paradox.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on February 27, 2011, 02:22:25 PM
Then an ekans eats the rattata that came out of the portal making it part of its food chain
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Post by: Sazandora on February 28, 2011, 12:23:45 AM
But the Rattata used FEAR!
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Post by: R7308xx on February 28, 2011, 02:50:44 AM
The Rattata is then killed by the forces of Orly because F.E.A.R. was illegal in this tournament.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on February 28, 2011, 07:21:23 AM
Only to be resurrected and made to grow by one of the villains from Power Rangers.
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Post by: TurtwigA on February 28, 2011, 01:06:48 PM
Joey's top percentage Rattata challenges this top percentage Rattata to a top percentage fight.
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Post by: Sazandora on February 28, 2011, 01:15:41 PM
But Arceus stops the fight because the total percentage would be over 100% and disrupt the space-time continuum.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 01, 2011, 02:50:46 AM
The 1337 n00b comes and tells Arceus some lame strategies and a very long history of people who worked on the game that no one cares about.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 01, 2011, 09:38:11 PM
Arceus commits suicide.
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Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 01:51:37 AM
The universe order slowly distorts - Palkia, Dialga, and Girantina cannot keep the universe in check alone, which could mean bad news for you.
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Post by: Sazandora on March 02, 2011, 02:01:29 AM
The n00b kills himself by holding a grenade and Arceus comes back to life.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on March 02, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Arceus becomes corrupted and his evil side is brought out
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 02, 2011, 07:16:15 AM
The two top percentage Rattata merge together to become a Rattattattata and fight the corrupt Arceus.
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Post by: TurtwigA on March 03, 2011, 01:03:25 AM
The result of the fight is a peaceful world, Cyrus style.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 03, 2011, 06:23:49 AM
Until the world explodes.
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Post by: TurtwigA on March 04, 2011, 01:19:59 AM
And pieces back together.
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Post by: Metechar on March 04, 2011, 05:27:59 AM
And the world blows up again.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 04, 2011, 06:23:54 AM
Fox flies past Earth then reports back to Starfox Command that Earth has blown up.
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Post by: TurtwigA on March 04, 2011, 01:09:29 PM
But then it comes back together again, and he's trapped in its core, forever to be known as Humpty Dumpty.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 04, 2011, 02:37:13 PM
The world doesn't like how Fox tastes.
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Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 04, 2011, 06:28:56 PM
It spits him out.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 04, 2011, 08:14:18 PM
Fox then transforms into a giant fire ball and hurtles towards the sun.
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Post by: Sazandora on March 04, 2011, 08:47:37 PM
The sun runs away from the fire ball, leaving Earth in darkness.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 06, 2011, 05:46:42 AM
A white seam appears and blows a Chick-fil-A sandwich out of it.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 06, 2011, 09:20:04 AM
Through the white seam, Yivo appears and falls in love with everyone in this universe.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 13, 2011, 02:59:37 AM
Yivo then gets fat from eating the sandwich.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 13, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
Yivo then goes back to it's own universe taking Mars with it.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 13, 2011, 04:11:48 PM
then all of a sudden I come and kill everyone but a random dude named good and his evil brother evil from earlier in the story.
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Post by: Maxite on March 14, 2011, 04:20:36 PM
With a wag of the finger, Master Hand undoes pokemonforever2929's damage and then chases after Yivo.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 14, 2011, 04:28:23 PM
Upon entering Yivo's universe, Master Hand dies due to the different structure of the universe.

(Sure, in Futurama, it was Yivo who couldn't live in Earth's universe but I decided to reverse it).
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Post by: Maxite on March 14, 2011, 11:35:43 PM
Crazy Hand appears from out of the corpse of Master Hand, completely unaffected by the new laws of physics and immediately starts on his evil work.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 15, 2011, 02:45:39 AM
then I draw my damage back in with a sharpie causeing while keeping the setting and crazy hand. (see the last post I made on this board for more characters)
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Post by: Metechar on March 15, 2011, 04:28:14 AM
MasterCrazyHand (old username :D) then somehow dissappears out of existence for no absolute reason.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 15, 2011, 06:18:02 AM
pokemonforever2929 goes to court and his changes are reverted and he is banned from killing everyone again.
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Post by: TurtwigA on March 15, 2011, 12:27:43 PM
Crazy Hand then wreaks havoc by giving Chick fil a sandwiches to all.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 15, 2011, 12:38:41 PM
Several people are allergic to these sandwiches.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 15, 2011, 03:33:18 PM
but then I come back and eat a sandwich then turn into snorlax monster
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 15, 2011, 08:44:50 PM
The Snorlax Monster then goes to sleep for the remainder of the story.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 15, 2011, 08:47:27 PM
then evil from before comes and points a gun at your aunt sally.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 15, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
I don't have an aunt Sally so the evil is pointing a gun at nothing.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 16, 2011, 12:48:11 PM
The evil, being a concept and not a physical being, disappears and the gun falls to the ground.

[spoiler=hidden]
but then I come back and eat a sandwich then turn into snorlax monster
The Snorlax Monster then goes to sleep for the remainder of the story.
I was permanently erased from this story:
An editor finally catches the mishap and permanently erases SnorlaxMonster from the story, and replaces him with a yellow kazoo named Tony.
[/spoiler]
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 16, 2011, 05:48:31 PM
I meant a dude named evil not "the evil" guys. read the story from my post before I went inactive.
well anyway, then evil points a gun at a dude named joe mama.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 16, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
Joe Mama then kills Evil.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 16, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
joe dada comes in with princess zelda and makes out with her, causing link and joe mama to get angry.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 17, 2011, 06:46:17 AM
Ganon then captures Princess Zelda, and takes who to the summit of Mount Coronet, Spear Pillar.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 17, 2011, 08:08:49 PM
Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Arceus come and kill Ganon.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 18, 2011, 11:01:32 PM
Arceus finds Solomon's Key.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 19, 2011, 02:54:58 AM
Arceus is annoyed that it doesn't own a NES.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 19, 2011, 06:57:19 PM
Arceus tries to put the game in his Famicom.
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Post by: Metechar on March 19, 2011, 08:42:32 PM
Since it's a cartridge, not a disc, it doesn't work.
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Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 19, 2011, 09:08:51 PM
A dinosaur steps on Ganon.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 19, 2011, 10:15:50 PM
But Ganon was already dead, so nobody cares except n00b661
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Post by: TurtwigA on March 20, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
Then MotherMario is hit with a brick, and the kazoo comes and punches him.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 21, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
The kazoo plays a soothing tune, and puts Arceus to sleep.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 21, 2011, 05:03:18 PM
Arceus used Sleep Talk
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Post by: Maxite on March 21, 2011, 05:10:23 PM
Arceus didn't use a move at all, but laid a beautiful black and white egg...
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 23, 2011, 01:36:57 PM
The egg then hatched into Giratina, after a montage of photographs.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 24, 2011, 12:58:50 AM
The baby Giratina plays No More Heroes.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 24, 2011, 10:19:40 PM
Due to the lack of thumbs, or even hands, the baby Giratina can not play.
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Post by: Metechar on March 25, 2011, 01:42:03 PM
The baby Giratina grows ghostly, pass-through, transparent hands so he can play, but then the controller falls right through his hands, and he cries.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 25, 2011, 07:56:31 PM
The baby Giratina then takes it's own life.
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Post by: Sazandora on March 26, 2011, 12:38:00 AM
The Distortion World is destroyed, thus destroying the Pokemon World.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 26, 2011, 12:46:31 AM
Game Freak recreates the Pokémon world, and calls it "Unova"
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Post by: Sazandora on March 26, 2011, 03:24:48 PM
The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.
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Post by: tacopill on March 26, 2011, 05:49:20 PM
[spoiler]
The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.

How can an entrie region suck just because it got a few bad names?
[/spoiler]
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Post by: R7308xx on March 26, 2011, 09:38:59 PM
The last post is ignored and the Pokémon of Unova attack TPCi demanding better names.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 26, 2011, 11:46:52 PM
TPCi then explains to the Pokémon that they only think they have bad names because of the whiny fans every generation who didn't get their predictions.
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Post by: R7308xx on March 27, 2011, 12:41:23 AM
The Pokémon and TPCi go to NoA and talk to Reggie Fils-Aime about __________ _ ___ ______ ______.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 27, 2011, 06:02:53 AM
Reggie Fils-Aime does not speak underscore
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Post by: R7308xx on March 27, 2011, 04:19:45 PM
[spoiler]You were supposed to fill in the blanks.[/spoiler]
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 27, 2011, 05:00:16 PM
Bowser then kidnaps Reggie Fils-Aime.
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Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on March 27, 2011, 07:27:41 PM
SUDDENRY, MR. MOTO RISES FROM HIS GRAVE. (again)
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 28, 2011, 11:46:52 AM
Mr. Moto begins dancing
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 28, 2011, 05:55:48 PM
Fox shoots Mr. Moto.
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Post by: Metechar on March 29, 2011, 03:19:12 AM
Due to Mr. Moto's powers, he reflected the shot with his bare hands.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 29, 2011, 09:27:54 AM
Fox gets in Landmaster
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Post by: Solar Dragon on March 29, 2011, 05:38:01 PM
Fox then runs over Mr. Moto, burying him again and crushing him to bits.
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Post by: pikachu8090 on March 30, 2011, 01:28:16 AM
The ghost of Mr. Moto and Nappa start haunting fox like crazy
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Post by: Sazandora on March 30, 2011, 08:33:55 PM
[spoiler]
The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.

How can an entrie region suck just because it got a few bad names?

I was over exaggerating. Black and White are probably my second favorite Pokemon games, after Heartgold and Soulsilver.
[/spoiler]
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Post by: pikachu8090 on March 30, 2011, 09:29:32 PM
Soon fox get overtaken by ghost and does a ritual to awaken King Boo
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Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 30, 2011, 09:36:52 PM
The ghost of Mr. Moto and Nappa start haunting fox like crazy


Luigi sucks them up with a garage vacuum.
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Post by: Peanut64 on March 31, 2011, 12:10:43 AM
Nappa gets mad and just... becomes intangible and floats away..
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 31, 2011, 10:03:44 AM
Luigi, content with his ghost slaying abilities, visits his new mansion
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Post by: pikachu8090 on March 31, 2011, 12:34:40 PM
then soon finds out it was turned in to a five-star restaurant when he get there
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 01, 2011, 05:27:14 AM
Luigi destroys the restaurant and sends out his ghosts again accidentally.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 02, 2011, 02:50:59 AM
The ghosts become beggars, due to being homeless
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Post by: Metechar on April 02, 2011, 04:49:05 AM
The ghosts obtain a 3DS, and fight over it.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 02, 2011, 06:47:42 AM
The 3DS breaks
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 02, 2011, 04:04:51 PM
The ghost are forced to play an archaic DSi
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Post by: Maxite on April 02, 2011, 04:26:16 PM
Shigeru Miyamoto descends from the heavens in white robes and with a wave of his hands the archaic DSis turn into 3DS'.
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Post by: Sazandora on April 02, 2011, 11:49:54 PM
Shigeki Morimoto battles Shigeru Miyamoto because his Pokemon cannot be viewed in 3D.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 03, 2011, 08:20:44 AM
Miyamoto has no Pokémon, so he is forced to fight by himself.
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Post by: Maxite on April 03, 2011, 03:51:22 PM
Miyamoto loosens his robe and unleashes a wave of purifying white light.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 04, 2011, 09:03:39 AM
It's super effective! GAME FREAK Morimoto's Liepard fainted.
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Post by: TurtwigA on April 04, 2011, 02:20:16 PM
Brock comes in, and becomes president, arresting the two fighters in the process.
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Post by: Maxite on April 04, 2011, 04:13:22 PM
A buxom babe runs across the field, and Brock then forgets about the arrests and chases after her.
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Post by: Sazandora on April 05, 2011, 10:24:06 AM
GAME FREAK Morimoto sends out Swoobat. Swoobat uses Psyshock. It's super effective! Too bad Swoobat is pitifully weak.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 05, 2011, 12:34:35 PM
Miyamoto used Earthquake! But it doesn't affect the foe Swoobat...
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 05, 2011, 04:00:49 PM
Swoobat then evolves into an even gayer Pokemon.
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Post by: Maxite on April 05, 2011, 05:42:02 PM
It evolves into a Salamence, and then proceeds to eats Luigi.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 05, 2011, 07:43:45 PM
The Salamence then evolves again into a Missingno and defeats Miyamoto with Super Glitch.

(And Salamence is in no way gayer than Swoobat. Stupid bat with a heart on its nose!)
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Post by: Sazandora on April 06, 2011, 01:14:24 AM
Missingno. then continues to bug the crap out of Miyamoto by making him view its Pokedex data continually.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 06, 2011, 11:15:50 AM
Miyamoto's Hall of Fame entries are irreversibly corrupted
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 06, 2011, 04:23:59 PM
The last "Pokémon" he used to beat the league with were: Bowser Lv 1, Mario Lv. 234 and Goomba Lv. -56.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 07, 2011, 11:51:10 AM
Miyamoto challenges the league again to fix his corrupted Hall of Fame.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 07, 2011, 06:16:04 PM
Oh no! A level 345 Satoshi Tajiri attacked!
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Post by: Sazandora on April 07, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
Miyamoto sends out a level 2 Mewthree.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 01:16:53 AM
Luckily, levels are stored in one byte, so Satoshi Tajiri is only level 89 (345 mod 265).
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Post by: TurtwigA on April 10, 2011, 01:43:46 AM
The Kazoo is piled by everyone in another area.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 01:51:29 AM
Mewthree is annoyed that Satoshi Tajiri just knocked off his held Kazoo
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Post by: Maxite on April 10, 2011, 03:02:37 AM
Wario appears and uses Rollout on Mewthree.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 03:56:45 AM
Mewthree blocks with barrier
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Post by: Maxite on April 10, 2011, 06:22:53 AM
Optimus Prime appears, uses Transform, and then uses Rollout.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 11:22:23 AM
It's one hit KO!
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Post by: TurtwigA on April 10, 2011, 02:43:24 PM
The barrier is broken when Wario starts to fart, which KOs everyone else in the area.
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Post by: Metechar on April 10, 2011, 07:23:15 PM
Wario's fart was so huge, he flew into space, and landed on Planet.
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Post by: Maxite on April 10, 2011, 08:38:24 PM
Wario's so fat he bounces off the Planet and ends up orbiting a black hole in the Toytime Galaxy.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 11, 2011, 01:21:26 AM
He is eventually sucked in
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Post by: Maxite on April 13, 2011, 06:49:15 AM
Wario gains a new ability as Black Hole Wario and kidnaps Princess Daisy.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 23, 2011, 08:39:13 AM
Princess Daisy walks away after dispatching Wario.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 28, 2011, 12:55:02 PM
Daisy, content with her defeat of Wario, obliviously walks off a cliff.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 28, 2011, 09:33:56 PM
Daisy falls to her death.
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Post by: Metechar on April 30, 2011, 10:02:09 PM
Then a giant Thwomp crushes her dead corpse.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on April 30, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
The Thwomp then goes to a Disco.
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Post by: Metechar on May 02, 2011, 02:49:16 AM
He has no arms, yet he wins the trophy, only for it to be stolen by John Madden.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 02, 2011, 11:51:40 AM
Who is then bitten and gets rabies.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 02, 2011, 12:05:45 PM
The trophy, which is Tabbu's trophy, then comes back to life and starts teleporting everywhere annoying anyone trying to attack him.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 03, 2011, 02:13:43 AM
However, Abra wakes up and decides to stop this.
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Post by: Maxite on May 03, 2011, 03:53:45 AM
A rift in time opens and billions of Marios start spilling into our galaxy.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 03, 2011, 05:17:52 AM
Torchwood 3 come along and attempt to sort out the problem with the Marios.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 04, 2011, 11:14:21 PM
It turns into Super Mario 64 2.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 07, 2011, 06:39:59 AM
For 3DS
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 07, 2011, 07:34:38 AM
The Marios then pop out of the screen and enter the real world, followed by Torchwood 3.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 07, 2011, 01:27:24 PM
They then realize the real world sucks, and make every single video game character pop out to make it more interesting.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 08, 2011, 02:31:31 PM
They then make a game which simulates the real world before they entered it.
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Post by: tacopill on May 08, 2011, 03:32:55 PM
The Dragon for the AR games appear and start to fight Torchwood 3 and the Marios.
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Post by: Maxite on May 08, 2011, 04:33:46 PM
The Marios coalesce into a literal Super Mario Galaxy.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 08, 2011, 08:53:16 PM
Super Mario Galaxy is then rated as the worst galaxy by Galaxies R Us.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 08, 2011, 09:29:38 PM
Torchwood 3 uses their Rift Manipulator to send everyone back to their own universes before heading back to Cardiff in their universe.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 09, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
That amount of interdimensional travel upsets Palkia.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 10, 2011, 06:28:35 AM
Palkia throws it's Nintendo DS out of the window in anger at the interdimensional travel.
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Post by: Maxite on May 10, 2011, 06:05:50 PM
The Nintendo DS is hit by a cosmic ray and turns into a rare collectible Nintendo 3DS.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 10, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
Which then falls into the hands of a little six year old kid who plays with it until it breaks.
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Post by: TurtwigA on May 10, 2011, 08:53:45 PM
Then has his daddy fix it, so he can rinse and repeat.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 11, 2011, 01:14:50 PM
It is held together with duct tape, and the top screen is held on by a single wire; both the L and R buttons are not working.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 11, 2011, 06:00:02 PM
A Nintendo mad rich dude sees the DS and offers to pay $1,000,000 for it, only to realise it was broken and changes his offer to $0.01
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 12, 2011, 02:35:24 PM
The foolish child sells the DS, and it is displayed next to the Game Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo) at the Nintendo World Store.
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Post by: Solar Dragon on May 19, 2011, 08:13:35 AM
The museum then blows up.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 22, 2011, 12:45:35 PM
Peter Griffin is blown out of existence due to not being Nintendo.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 22, 2011, 10:12:11 PM
which causes banjo, kazzoie and everything rare owns to come back to nintendo and ditch rare/microsoft
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 01, 2011, 02:04:26 PM
Microsoft wages war against Nintendo
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Post by: Sazandora on June 07, 2011, 11:45:27 PM
Sony joins the war and destroys Microsoft.
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Post by: R7308xx on June 14, 2011, 05:04:33 PM
Kaz Harai brags to Iwata that he can speak English better than him.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 15, 2011, 12:28:05 PM
Iwata replies "I speek gud engrish"
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Post by: Metechar on June 16, 2011, 02:59:07 AM
The moon from Majora's Mask just pops out of nowhere, overlooking the world.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 20, 2011, 12:37:32 PM
The moon from Moonview Highway appears and fights with it
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Post by: Torchickens on June 20, 2011, 05:16:17 PM
The Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 also joins in the fight.
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Post by: R7308xx on June 20, 2011, 06:26:07 PM
It becomes "Dark Dawn" her her.

[spoiler]*rotten tomatoes thrown*[/spoiler]
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 04, 2011, 01:34:50 AM
then the golden sun joins the fray while I watch sipping my glass of grape kool aid
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Post by: Torchickens on July 04, 2011, 02:03:45 AM
There's now a binary star orbit between our sun and the Golden Sun. You get fed up with this crazy world, and fall asleep where you dream about some weird cross over between the Pokémon Dream World and Subcon, in which...
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Post by: tacopill on July 09, 2011, 05:41:49 PM
you see a bunch of shyguys teasing a group of pidgeys
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 09, 2011, 06:18:01 PM
the pidgys evolve twice and then evolve again into my level 100 (hand-trained/no rare candys) blastoise squirty from my firered (first pokemon game I owned not played)
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on July 10, 2011, 11:51:31 AM
Who is subsequently outwitted and KO'd by a level 1 Rattata.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 11, 2011, 03:48:16 PM
he returns to life and crushes the level 1 ratta as it became level 1 million
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on July 13, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
Since level is stored in one byte, Blastoise level is reduced to 1000000 Mod 256, becoming level 64.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 16, 2011, 09:06:10 PM
Meanwhile  mario crashes sonic's 20th  birthday thus angering sonic
.
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Post by: Torchickens on July 17, 2011, 11:41:14 AM
Meanwhile  mario crashes sonic's 20th  birthday thus angering sonic
.


Sonic throws a Robotnik monitor into Mario's face. (http://tcrf.net/images/1/1c/Tv_eggman.png)
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 17, 2011, 11:13:17 PM
mario loses a live due to not having any rings and then dr. eggman/robotnik and bowser come and kill everyone in the party except sonic and mario with 4 lives not 5
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on August 07, 2011, 04:34:16 PM
Sonic and Mario blow up Robotnik and Bowser with Bob-ombs
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Post by: RAP on August 09, 2011, 11:58:23 PM
Then suddenly a hole appears due to the explosion and it gushes out pure lava!
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Post by: R7308xx on August 13, 2011, 06:30:57 AM
The wild LAVA used HARDEN!

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Post by: Torchickens on August 14, 2011, 04:04:26 PM
GROUDON emerges from out of the lava but gets its feet stuck in the lava.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on September 07, 2011, 01:20:26 PM
Kyogre appears to fight Groudon.
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Post by: Torchickens on September 12, 2011, 01:46:20 PM
Kyogre is hurt by Stealth Rock(s) from the erupting lava.
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Post by: pokemonforever2929 on September 21, 2011, 07:50:29 PM
the dragon trio, rayquaza,mewtwo,the eon duo, ho-oh/luigia and reshiram/zekrom/kyorum join the battle only to be destroyed by the burger king.
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Post by: Torchickens on September 23, 2011, 08:59:51 PM
Wild Ronald McDonald appeared.
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Post by: TurtwigA on September 27, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
Ronald McDonald used breathe life into NIWA.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on October 17, 2011, 09:58:50 AM
But it failed!
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Post by: Torchickens on November 02, 2011, 11:38:49 PM
Burger King used Fling!

Burger King flung its King's Rock! (at Ronald McDonald)
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 20, 2012, 11:18:56 AM
Ronald McDonald flinched!
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Post by: KidIcarus on February 08, 2013, 09:38:56 AM
Then Hamburglar came to my house and asked for some honey.
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Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 11, 2013, 05:25:23 PM
KidIcarus refuses to give him money, so Hamburgler comes back later that night and burgles him.
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Post by: KidIcarus on February 25, 2013, 12:50:20 AM
Then hamburglar reveals that he is actually Kid ICarus and Kid Icarus reveals that he is actually hamburglar, and that the money was only a loan