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NIWA Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: tacopill on November 25, 2010, 08:11:28 PM
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This is the One-line-per-post story game. Feel free to continue the story as you see fit. But there are a few thing i will ask you to observe.
[spoiler=Click for Rules]
1. No more than one line post.
2. comments, questions, side notes, etc. should go in a separate area than your contribution to the story. Use spoiler tags, horizontal lines or italic texts to separate your canonitcal material from ours.
3. If it's needed, you can interrupt the story to ask a question. Just makes sure we get back on track after.
4. If the story is interrupted by someone asking a question, then please don't continue the story until the question is answered.
5. The only things something is considered "canonical" is what people have posted. Still, please keep it fictional things.
6. NIWA Wiki Links are encouraged.
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One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods).
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He came across a Wally (Mother).
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---- Interruption ----
Do you mean Wall-E (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WALL-E)?
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Forgive me for linking to Wikia, but I think he means this kind of Wally (http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Wally).
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um... we have an eathbound wiki (http://grifkuba.org/MotherEarthBoundWiki/index.php?title=WikiBound). Although, we don't have a Wally article....yet *goes to wikibound chat* Thank you for pointing it out.
Anyway, answer obtained.
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[spoiler]
Sorry, tacopill, I'm aware we have Wikibound. I searched there first, but sadly there was naught to be found on Wallys.
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In the face of this danger, Mario summoned his Kirlia (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Kirlia), and called Falco (http://starfoxwiki.org/Falco) for backup.
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[Spoiler]
It's not a problem. I wasn't aware you looked there first, and therefore it's my fault for assuming you didn't look.
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Falco responds "He's a bit busy at the moment, but will be there when he can"
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While Mario was busy getting backup, Wally used a Bullhorn directly in Mario's face, and yelled "Your mother's calling for you!".
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Mario, slightly annoyed, tells Kirlia to use Confusion (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Confusion_(move)) on Wally.
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The Wally, in its confusion, hits an Octorok (http://zeldawiki.org/Octorok) instead of Kirlia and angers it.
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Falco comes in and destroys the Wally; Octorok is angered further because he can no longer seek revenge on the Wally.
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The Octorok instead turns to face Mario.
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Frightened, Mario shouts "Mamma Mia!" and runs behind a tree, leaving his Kirlia to deal with the Octorok.
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The Octorok then fires a rock at Kirlia.
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Falco is critically wounded after he jumps into the rock's path to save Kirlia.
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Walking by, Link sees the Octorok firing a second rock at Falco and Kirlia.
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Link goes in and slices the Octorok's head off.
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Mario leaves his hiding spot and gives Falco a Full Restore (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Potion).
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However, Kirlia is none too pleased at Mario for leaving her to face the Octorok without him.
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Link, Mario, Falco, and a disgruntled Kirlia realize that they must work together to get through the Lost Woods.
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The current area of the lost woods has 4 exits, all of which look identical.
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The party takes the wrong path and falls into the Pit of 100 Trials (http://www.mariowiki.com/Pit_of_100_Trials_%28Rogueport%29).
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Upon landing, the group meets Captain Olimar (http://www.pikminwiki.com/Olimar) huddling in the corner with a single red pikmin (http://www.pikminwiki.com/Red_pikmin).
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A Gloomba (http://www.mariowiki.com/Gloomba) is attacking Olimar.
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Link equips a bombchu (http://zeldawiki.org/Bombchu) and sets it loose.
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The bombchu makes the red pikmin explode
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Mario fires out a fireball at the Gloomba.
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the Gloomba explodes, leaving a coin
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Olimar turned out to be an evil Ditto.
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Mario tell Kirlia to use protect as he goes and gets the coin
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Kirlia refuses to follow Mario's commands.
[Spoiler]However, Kirlia is none too pleased at Mario for leaving her to face the Octorok without him.
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The evil Ditto transforms into Mario.
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The Ditto Mario equips a Hammer Bros. suit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Hammer_Bros._Suit) and unleashes a volley of hammers upon the hapless heroes.
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Link and Kirlia faint (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Fainting).
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when suddlenly sonic zooms past and causes a tornado
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Sonic leaves as the tornado quietly dies down.
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only to find red and his pikachu about to shock him
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Pikachu uses Volt Tackle and defeats Sonic
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Red and Pikachu hurry down to the Pit to help Mario and Falco defeat the evil Ditto.
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so gold/ethan apper to help red
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Gold unleashes his only Pokemon, Abra, who promptly teleports away.
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but iit turns out gold has more pokemon in his pc (how else did he defeat red?)and gets magnuim ferralgator and typlosion all level 100
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[Spoiler]
You can only put one post at a time, so I'll take it from this post.
but iit turns out gold has more pokemon in his pc (how else did he defeat red?)and gets magnuim ferralgator and typlosion all level 100
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The Ditto transforms into an Entei and uses Swagger (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Swagger_%28move%29) on Gold's three Pokemon.
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sonic gives max rvives to all three then continues his revenge
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The three Pokemon, still affected by Swagger, attack and eliminate Sonic, Red, and Gold in confusion (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Status_ailment#Confusion).
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red link uses magic to cure the three pokemon and bring back gold red and sonic ;D as well as dfeat the ditto for good!
will anyone do the next part i got big plans...
please
[mod]Please don't double-post unless it's important (this doesn't count). And definitely don't triple-post, okay?[/mod]
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But then a Black Hole comes and we are brought to the EarthBound universe.
Question: Shouldn't this be in the Lounge? It doesn't seem to apply to Nintendo gaming.
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Ness walks by and spots a large group of people and creatures fighting, completely unfazed by their sudden appearance.
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Ness is defeated by a Black Antoid (http://grifkuba.org/MotherEarthBoundWiki/index.php?title=Black_Antoid) and his dad comes to pick him up.
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[spoiler]
Thanks for contributions, everyone, really. But lets keep it under control.
To Answer your question Turtwig.... i guess it could go in the Lounge.
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Link and Sonic realize they are outside again.
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This is in the Lounge now.
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Mario looks around, and wonders where that voice came from.
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And suddenly: King Dedede wearing a frilly toupee!
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The evil Ditto transforms into Red and Pikachu decided to shock both Reds to see who is who.
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However, the Ditto transformed into all of Red's cross-canon counterparts (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Cross-canon_counterparts).
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The various Red counter parts try to separate, but find it difficult due to stretch of skin shared between them all.
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suddenly Tucayo appears and shoots the Red counter-parts
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cleanly in their rosy buttocks.
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(Regular) Mario then does a costume change into Dr. Mario.
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Dr. Mario then injects all the Red clones with a lethal dosage of antibiotics.
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soap from call of duty:modern warfare comes and points a gun at dr :mario:'s head
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Dr. Mario says: "Wait, you're not a Nintendo character, or even a Sega character, go away!" Soap then leaves.
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Soap then returns in a cameo in the next Metroid game. "Oh hi guys!"
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Dr. Mario then pulls out a bar of soap.
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He shakes it around and it slips out of his hand.
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The fallen soap makes red fall down and scream in pain
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King Boo then comes out of Red to reveal that he had been controlling him.
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Dr. Mario then goes up to Snake and says "Snake, I am your father!"
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snake says
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Dr. Mario then goes out to play at the casino and gamble all of his money
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Doctor Mario is engaged in a battle with Marth who just blew all his money.
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They then realize the casino is to blame and face the sea of lawyers in a heated court adventure.
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But the casino is smart and hires Phoenix Wright.
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Only for Chuck Norris to come and kill Phoenix Wright.
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[spoiler]
Counts because the character says one word.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/96/Ace_Attorney_objection.png)
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With that thunderous objection, the courtroom collapses into itself.
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Snake then punches Phoenix Wright right in the face.
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Phoenix Wright sues and becomes his own lawyer, winning the case.
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so then red and sonic call the teenage mutant ninja squirtles to take out a passerby koopa.
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Intimidated by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles' strength and brutality, Link, Falco, Ethan, Tucayo, Marth flee from the scene, while Snake is sent to prison for one million years due to Phoenix Wright's brilliant lawyer skills.
[spoiler=Hidden]Cleaning up characters who were just standing there doing nothing; please do not resurrect all of them, but some can be brought back if you really want. We still have Dr. Mario, Red, Sonic, King Boo, Phoenix Wright, King Dedede wearing a frilly topee, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles left.[/spoiler]
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Dr. Mario and Red start a Pokemon multi-battle against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles kill Red and Dr. Mario.
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Phoenix Wright sues the authors for making two unconnected plots, and then becomes the Koopa's lawyer for suing Mario, Sonic, and the TMNS.
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untill link and gold come back while red and mario(who bailed out of jail with sonic leving the tmns) turned out to fake death and first they all fight king boo untill luigi comes and vaccums him up. (whew!)
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Red and Ethan engage in a Pokémon battle, but Red knocks out King Dedede by accident with his Poké Ball.
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And out from the Pokeball bursts SnorlaxMonster!
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who eats the jailhouse where phionex wright and the koopa make sure the TMNS don't escape. CHOMP!
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But then Chuck Norris sues Phoenix and the Koopa himself, with Phoenix being his lawyer.
PARADOX.
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sorry to intrerrupt but wait, how can phionex wright and the koopa get sued when they're dead? ??? ??? ???
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Answer to question: Because anything can happen in this story. It doesn't have to make sense.
Continuing on:
And Phoenix Wright came back from the grave dual wielding swords.
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Only for Bowser to destroy the world and every Nintendo character on it.
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Mr. Game and Watch steps in shows he has an advanced physics degree, and Bowser is stopped.
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Only for Tabuu (http://www.ssbwiki.com/Tabuu) to capture Mr. Game & Watch so that he can extract Shadow Bugs (http://www.ssbwiki.com/Shadow_Bug).
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Mr. Game and Watch transforms into his Octopus and becomes the henchman of Tabuu.
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then one hour later he reveals he pretended to work for tabou and destroys the villians once and for all while red and luigi are playing chess
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Luigi checkmates Red and Red runs off in a strop.
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Luigi, wanting a more difficult opponent, challenges Mr. Game & Watch to a game of chess.
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Kirby eats the chessboard, enraging Mr. G&W and Luigi.
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Mr. Game & Watch makes 24 shadow clones of himself.
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which are promptly destroyed as a result of a coronal mass ejection.
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But due to his advanced physics degree, Mr. Game and watch saves the others.
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The G&W clones then turn on the original and attack him.
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but are promptly erased when the game cartridge glitches.
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The angry player removes NIWA: The game from the DS, blows the dust out, then reinserts it, annoyed that they just lost their last hour of playing.
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One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods). :D
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Mario is attacked by Princess Peach!!!
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Go Kirlia!
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Kirlia left the scene as it was told to go.
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the player then finds out the game automattcily saved before the crash and mixes the old story with the new one thus causing marro and red face mario and princess peach
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And then the Grammar Hammer smashes down on Master Crazy Hand, erasing that last sentence that he wrote from existing and making Kirlia come back with Kirby to defeat Princess Peach.
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but then a pencil drew the last game back in perment marker so mario and red faced mairo and kirby
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But the whole world is swallowed by Snorlax, who then merges with the Earth and attacks Red and Mario, who in turn attack Mairo and Kirby.
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then a black hole appears above gold and phinox wright's heads
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Phoenix Wright sues the hole... and wins, with the agreement being that the black hole becomes white and that Gold is sucked into the hole.
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But the (white) hole hires Chuck Norris as his lawyer and attempts to counter-sue Phoenix Wright.
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These two being in the same room as each other, as well as Captain Falcon using a Falcon Punch at the same time causes the word to explode. Again.
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APRIL FOOLS, the world showed it was just a joke, putting it and Humpty Dumpty back together again.
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Then Stephen Hawking explains a bunch of boring computerized crap that would only appeal to Dexter and Jeff.
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And then Humpty Dumpty sits on a wall, and has a great fall... on Stephen Hawking.
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Stephen Hawking presses a button and his chair speeds out the way.
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Suddenly, Chuck Norris kicks through the fourth wall and hits Solar Dragon.
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Solar Dragon tries to squarehouse kick Chuck Norris but he is blasted into the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension by the goshly powers of The Norr's.
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I then fly back out of the 4,567,324,890,129th dimension and form an alliance with Chuck Norris as I survived his powerful kick.
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Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan then join forces with Arceus and Mew to defeat Chuck Norris.
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Only for every dragon Pokemon to join forces with Chuck Norris and Solar Dragon.
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However, a comet crushes all of the opposing forces.
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Solar Dragon, Chuck Norris and all the Dragon Pokemon are now dead.
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tacopill is sad. :'(
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suddenly the white hole swallows everyone but bowser and a ratttata.
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Rattatta manages to squeeze its way into a massive arena filled with high level Pokemon Toys.
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using the F.E.A.R. trick he wins only for bowser to kill him.
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The world explodes and Bowser is left in the nothingness with only a door and a life-like Ness figure.
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Bowser gets bloated from eating the mushrooms from earlier.
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Bowser learns that contrary to popular belief, not all mushrooms make you big, some poison you.
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And then everyone else is crapped out of the white hole, and Bowser is sucked in as it collapses and disappears.
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Professor Layton goes to investigate the cause of the white hole.
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And discovers that somebody inserted white food coloring into a black hole caused by a Subspace Bomb.
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The white hole violently expands and Captain Janeway emerges.
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Captain Janeway meets Captain Falcon and Captain Strong.
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And then Captain Falcon Falcon Punches Captain Janeway, making Olimar turn into the amazing Olk
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Only for Ganondorf to Warlock Punch Olk back into Olimar.
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Captain Kirk emerges from the white hole and engages Captain Falcon.
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And this ignites the Folk, Kolk, Jolk, and Olk, making the actual Hulk come and sues all of them with Phoenix Wright as his lawyer.
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Pheonix Wright sues all the plotholes in this story and Reggie Fils-Aime.
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Captain Kirk punches Phoenix Wright, and runs off with Maya Fey.
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Captain Kirk then instantly disappears due to not being a Nintendo character, leaving Maya Fey free to go.
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A Volcano erupts and Heatran comes out of it.
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Charon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Charon) runs away with the Magma Stone (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Magma_Stone).
[spoiler=hidden]What happened to trying to link to NIWA wikis?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I think we quit caring about it.[/spoiler]
Captain Janeway recovers and sets her phaser to FABULOUS and stuns Heatran.
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[Spoiler=not being part of the story]It is a bit hard[/Spoiler]
And then the Rangers come and capture Heatran.
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And then a Wonder Key MAGICALLY appears to revive Rattata.
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Rattata then challenges the Ranger.
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The Ranger captures the Rattata and then sacrifices it to the Pokémon Gods.
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But the PokéGods are not satisfied and demand another sacrifice.
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So the Ranger sticks the styler into their chest and pulls out their own still-beating heart.
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This story is then censored due to being too bloody and gory to be seen.
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Then a bunch of protesters appear, calling the government oppressive and censorship evil.
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The censoring has been removed because Justin Bieber sucks.
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The story then switches to Indiana Jones, who is on a quest to find the legendary Mother English prototype.
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He finds it, but is attacked by a New Age Retro Hippie! *Jonnie B Goode based theme plays*
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Phoenix Wright and a swarm of lawyers immediately sues it out of existence.
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Phoenix Wright then sues the whole story out of existence due to infringing copyright on Nintendo and other game characters.
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Then Phoenix Wright sues Justin Bieber for taking copyrighted material from Square Enix.
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Bieber's many fans then proceed to kill Phoenix Wright in a violent blood bath that lasts for years.
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However, a necromancer revives Phoenix Wright, who sues every single fan and wins, becoming the world's richest man.
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Then zombie king Phoenix Wright creates an army of the undead.
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Phoenix Wright and his army sue existance out of existance, creating a "Pime Taradox"
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Mario becomes jealous because he started the story, but it always ends up about Phoenix Wright.
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Phoenix Wright then sues non-existence, and reality comes back.
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Phoenix Wright then sues himself out of existence and Mario becomes the star of the story again.
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Wario then hires Microsoft's lawyers and sues Mario.
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A suing ban is then placed on this story allowing no more suing as it is boring.
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Microsoft's lawyers appeal the ban, but lose.
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Who started the suing in the story anyway?
Soon, the white hole reappears with its friends the Olk, the Green hole, and Charizard to reboot the story.
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[spoiler]The suing substory has been going on and off for a while[/url]
... until the white hole reverses polarity and sucks them all back in.
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And then a Magnemite comes, causing every character to be rebooted, making the star of the story Waluigi.
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Waluigi steals Mario's wallet.
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Wario, jealous of Waluigi, contracts a hit on Waluigi.
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Wario hires Solid Snake.
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"WAAAAAAA!" Waluigi's yell frightened Snake away.
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And then he founds WaluigiWare, which soon merges with a software company.
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WaluigiWare then starts making video game which consist of MacroGames.
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WaluigiWare is then bought by Microsoft and made into a subsidiary like Rare was.
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WaluigiWare then finds Microsoft's rule draconian, so leaves
Wikia Microsoft and forms the EMCA (Ex-Microsoft Company Alliance) with Rare.
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Wario, back from his vacation from looting Europe, then buys out the EMCA and has Waluigi killed.
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And then, Shigeru Miyamoto appears before Waluigi's spirit.
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Waluigi's spirit is then defeated by Luigi.
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Shigeru Miyamoto takes what look at you and says "Who are you"?
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I reply "Is that a philosophical question?"
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[spoiler]
Sorry, i meant that to be a Question to Waluigi
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Shigeru Miyamoto responds "I don't remember creating you."
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[spoiler=hidden]I thought you might, but I was having a hard time interpreting that. Oh well, let's work from here[/spoiler]
I reply "Sugimori did it", then hide.
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And then Waluigi goes and slaps Miyamoto.
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Miyamoto, enraged, creates a game where Mario goes and attacks WaLuigi over and over again: Mario: WaLuigi rampage
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However, a surprise ending has Miyamoto appear, where he is slapped by Waluigi, who also slapped Mario and Luigi to the nth dimension.
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Shigeru Miyamoto then leaves Nintendo and joins Sony Computer Entertainment.
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All the nintendo character's go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Miyamoto begins to destroy sony from the inside out.
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Miyamoto finishes destroying Sony from the inside out.
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But the broken Sony soon merges with Microsoft, and Wario decides to revive the EMCA because of a childhood event involving Sony.
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But Wario is stepped on by Bigglypuff who started an organization against Pokémon mills.
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Bigglypuff then starts to sing, putting everyone in a 100 mile radius to sleep.
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Luckily for WaLuigi, he has Insomnia and doesn't fall asleep.
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Bigglypuff is then tackled to the ground by BBW fans and carried away to never be heard from again.
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It is assumed that the Build-a-Bear Workshop fans turned Bigglypuff into a big bear.
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The massive stuffed Bigglypuff was then put into Ruby's secret base.
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Which is promptly exploded by a Keldeo.
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Ruby, angry with Keldeo, engages it in battle.
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And promptly sends out an Arceus and a Magikarp.
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The hungry Arceus eats the Magikarp.
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And then Ruby slaps Arceus, because it gets indigestion from swallowing a truly epic fish.
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And in a shining beacon of light, a Gyarados is born from Arceus' arse.
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The Gyarados pukes up 3 Muk and Master Barf.
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The Muk and the Master Barf make the opposition retch.
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The opposition retches so far back that they retch back in time before the story started.
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And Waluigi jumps out, happy to be the star again.
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Then Mario comes in and shoots a fireball, Luigi comes and makes a tornado, Wario comes and farts and Waluigi dies of shame because his signature power is swimming through the air.
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Mario uses a Floral Finish on Waluigi and gets .01 yen.
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Mario goes to a bank with a sign in front that reads:
Just a Bank
Nothing Suspicious about It
No Need to Be Alarmed
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Mario is then run over by Captain Falcon who is racing towards the hospital with his pregnant wife.
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And SnorlaxMonster is jailed for seemingly posting more than one line.
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SnorlaxMonster is given the BFG 9000 (http://strategywiki.org/wiki/Doom/Weapons#The_BFG_9000) by someone else, also in Jail.
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I fire the gun at the wall to escape, while surprised that I got in the story for a third time.
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An editor finally catches the mishap and permanently erases SnorlaxMonster from the story, and replaces him with a yellow kazoo named Tony.
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Snake sees the Character being erased, and is now faced with a choice: pickup The BFG 9000 or the Yello Kazoo named tony.
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Snake picks the BFG 9000 and is bitten by a snake.
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The irony causes an implosion within the storyline, imploding the story and restarting it :D
One day, Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario) was walking through the Lost Woods (http://zeldawiki.org/Lost_Woods).
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When an asteroid made of antimatter smacked into the Mushroom Kingdom, killing everyone--including Princess Peach.
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Ok, while this game has been fun, it seems to continually end in a world destroying cataclysm, sometimes after much derailment.
While it's exciting to derail, we seem to get to want to get to end quicker and quicker.
So, here's my suggestions:
* We control the derailings. This could be difficult for those contributors who think "You can do anything in a One-line-per-post story game".
* We end the game and move one.
I am open to other suggestions.
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---- Interruption:Please Do not continue the story ----
Ok, while this game has been fun, it seems to continually end in a world destroying cataclysm, sometimes after much derailment.
While it's exciting to derail, we seem to get to want to get to end quicker and quicker.
So, here's my suggestions:
* We control the derailings. This could be difficult for those contributors who think "You can do anything in a One-line-per-post story game".
* We end the game and move one.
I am open to other suggestions.
I would prefer if we could stick to a story instead of randomly something offtopic happens. And if we start from scratch, can we not start from Mario walking in the Lost Woods again?
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What's wrong with derailing it, it's supposed to be fun, isn't it?
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Just making an observation, that the time between the start of the story and the end of it. I am willing to continue, and yes, we will start with something other than the first version of the story.
With derailments, each time some one derails it, it tests stretches my Willingness to Suspend my Disbelief (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief). Too many of them, and it snaps completely.
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None of the other communities I'm in that have these types of games experience problems, and those threads get derailed so much that it's become a tradition to try and keep a straight face while reading the story as if it were serious. One of the communities dedicated to an anime convention has even had a panel dedicated to the reading of the story at the con. Did it make sense? No. But people enjoyed it, and the con was willing to set aside some time to put up a panel so people could hear it read aloud.
The art isn't in the story itself, but in the talent of the person who comes next to try and semi-coherently continue where you left off. In some places, we actively try and make that scenario impossible.
I don't think that one can control the derailings without making up more rules and enforcing them, and that in my mind would destroy much of the fun and creativity and zaniness that goes along with these stories. Not a fan of the way this story is going? You can always start another one on another thread with different rules.
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Sorry but i am not a member of any of these communities, and we aren't dedicated to a con..... so i am not show how it's relevant.
Not to mention, just because other people enjoy it, doesn't impact or influence whether or not i am going to like it. But i am not trying to force my opinion on to anyone, i am simply stating my case and seeing what people think.
Personally, I've enjoyed many of the derailments that have happened; but after a while, it becomes "Someone derailed it again!" It's boring and tiring for me. And Jugding by how fast the world was destroyed in the last instance of the story, i was thinking other people might think the same thing. I could be wrong, however.
But as i said, i am simply stating my case. I am not forcing anyone to do anything.
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I brought them up as examples that traditionally the stories do tend to get derailed. I know that this isn't other communities, but these styles of threads are prevalent and they tend to get derailed early and often.
The point of many of the derailments isn't to immediately stop the story like what is going on here, but to try and provide an obstacle for the next writer to overcome. There is no reason why once everyone is dead the story can't take place in the afterlife or in Bowser's Hell as they try and return to their mortal bodies. Maybe a rule stating "No restarting the story without meeting condition X." could be applicable, which would allow for many twists and turns and derailments without destroying the current storyline.
Hell, if you want true insanity and derailment every other post, try doing a "One Word Story", where each person contributes just one word to the storyline. Insanely more easier to "derail", but also insanely more impossible to restart so you end up with a continuous arc of babble.
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Ok, So i am going to kick off the next story. It's kind of unfair to people to implement new rules for people to obey this late in the thread, so the rules for the game are they were before hand (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=574.msg10484#msg10484).
Ready.....
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Go..!
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Princess Zelda, Snake and Princess Peach were visiting Corneria.
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Which is a lovely desert planet that orbits that same star as Tatooine.
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Bowser goes to kidnap Peach, but then Kirby swallows him whole.
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Bowser finds out that Pop Star is surprisingly close to Corneria.
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So Bowser grabs his AK-47 and bucket of ammo and prepares for a full invasion, Rambo style!
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General Pepper (http://starfoxwiki.org/General_Pepper) sends out the message "We need your help, Star Fox"
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The Star Fox team ignores Pepper and eats a lunch of Superb Soup (http://zeldawiki.org/Superb_Soup) and Chateau Romani (http://zeldawiki.org/Chateau_Romani).
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Bowser teleports to the Star Fox headquarters and plants a 50 megaton nuke in the command station before shooting his way out of the building.
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Kirby gets a strange feeling after having Bowser teleport out from inside of him, along with an AK47 and a bucket of ammo that were also inside of him.
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A wormhole appears in Kirby, connecting his stomach to the bowser's landing location inside the Star Fox headquarters.
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Due to the massive space in Kirby's stomach, Bowser and the Star Fox headquarters are sucked into the wormhole.
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Bowser teleports away before he reaches the critical point in the wormhole, and emerges in sunny San Diego, California during the shooting of a live action Mario movie.
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The actor portraying Bowser is bitten by a zombie Snifit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Snifit).
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The Snifit returns to the side of the real Bowser, and proceeds to set fire to the set.
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As the set burns, Mario comes in with FLUDD and says "IT'S A ME, MARIO"
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Thinking that Bowser is the actor, Mario easily defeats him.
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Bowser grabs his AK-47 and fires into a crowd, seriously injuring Peach, as he makes his getaway.
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Due to her injury, Peach transforms into a statue and is stolen by Wario.
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And Waluigi swoops in and grabs the statue.
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Waluigi realizes that he only has an actor, not the real Princess Peach.
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The statue promptly exploded, leaving Waluigi in the dust.
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A Minccino and Swablu come to clean the dust.
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And then Swablu evolves into Altaria
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the player gets anoyed by NIWA:the game and buys NIWA 2
just making up for what I missed
;D
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However, NIWA 2 is impossibly hard to play, and Mario is crushed by a butterfly landing on his nose.
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so the player goes to options and sets difficulty to wimp
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The player gets angry at the easiness of the game and throws it at Paula (http://wikibound.info/Paula).
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then he sets it to ARE YOU INSANE???? difficulty
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Then the game explodes and the player realizes he has no name :O
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The player is then asked whether they are a boy or a girl (http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=0).
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The player notices an entry for "Poodle" and selects that.
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But instead end up as a potato/poodle, and learns they have to select one out of three creatures based on three elements to steal.
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The player's favorite element is air, so they decide to pick that creature.
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However, the player and the game are trampled to death by a spotted pink rhinocerous who was charging at the player while he was engrossed in playing the game.
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The rhinoceros is killed by WaddleDude who IZA FIRIN HIZ LAZOR!
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WaddleDude must recharge.
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Meanwhile in Celadon City, Gary is renting a room at a prominent love hotel with his date Erika.
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Red uses the invisible PC (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celadon_City#Celadon_Hotel) in the hotel.
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Gary and Erika leave the hotel a few hours later, both of them completely flushed.
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Mario, the hotels plumber, spends all night fixing the toilet.
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Unfortunately, a fat man uses the toilet and clogs it again after Mario has fixed it.
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So Mario tries to kill him, but is killed himself upon learning that the fat man is not Chuck Norris.
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Wario leaves the bathroom soaked in sweat wearing lace stockings and a broken girdle.
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WaddleDude, who has recharged, enters the world through a wormhole and punches Wario.
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A yellow kazoo named Tony drags WaddleDude out of the story.
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Bowser comes to his senses once again, and prepares his battle fleet for an invasion of Mars.
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Meanwhile, Marvin the Martian's spies inform him of this plot.
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Bowser takes Zelda hostage on his way to Mars as he had got bored of taking Peach.
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Bowser, also bored with just simply holding women hostage, also chains up Zelda and puts her in a steel bikini (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Leiabikini.jpg).
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The steel bikini then breaks only for black sensor bars to appear over her exposed parts.
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Bowser punches the censor bars out of the way, blinding the audience and killing the young ones.
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However, since this is the English version of the game, not the Japanese one, the dubbers killed the scene entirely.
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Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Wario tries to chat him up.
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Any mention of gay bars and Wario chatting up Mario are wiped from the universe by people who hate these things.
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Bowser returns to his invasion of Mars
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Bowser steps on a Martian and in turn is stepped on by a Groudon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Groudon) with Pokérus (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9rus).
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Bowser catches Pokérus, and immediately stores himself in his PC so that he doesn't lose it.
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then suddenly gold comes and punches bowser's pc only for the pokerus to spread and then says
THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bowser quickly stores himself in his backup PC, while
Gold Ethan takes his infected Pokémon to Nurse Joy.
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Bowser is uploaded to the internet by accident, and is downloaded a million times.
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The million Bowsers upload themselves out of the computer and begin an epic fight to the death to find the best Bowser.
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However, Mr. Game & Watch, who had recently been converted from analogue to digital and is now the master of the Internet, overpowers all of the Bowsers and they work together to form the worst computer virus ever.
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Then SnorlaxMonster uses McAfee and blasts the virus out of existence!
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McAfee, because it is such a POS software, instead ejects the viruses out of the network, forcing each of them offline and into the real world.
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The Game and Watches and Bowsers attempt to take over the Solar System.
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Mario reveals his secret base on Jupiter's moon, Io.
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However, Mario had his secret base connected to the internet with no firewall, so a surge of ten thousand Bowsers invade his base.
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Mario's base is no longer secret.
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And Luigi comes to battle him, sealing the hole separating the two with a piece of wood.
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and after luigi does that, fawful invades
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The ten thousand Bowsers easily overtake the base, and send Io crashing into the Mushroom Kingdom.
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However, since Io is extremely far away from Earth, it crashes to Jupiter.
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It then crashes into Saturn, which makes Mr. Saturn sad.
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(I'm going to assume "It" refers to Jupiter)
Then the gasses from the two planets combining sets off a chemical reaction and makes a new star :)
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The star is suddenly populated by Lumas and Desumasu.
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The star turns out to be Tykogi Tower in disguise.
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Which causes the Ghostbusters to make a random appearance.
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but venkman turns out to be a rejected zelda villian named evil who wants revenge for being rejected
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Back in San Diego, Mario is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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Mario repeatedly asks the DJ to lower the volume.
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The DJ actually thinks Mario is coming on to him.
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The DJ attacks Mario and Mario, thinking he's an enemy, jumps on his head.
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Mario slips on the DJ's slicked head, and cracks his head against the edge of the bar.
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After Mario's death, the Nintendo characters hold a funeral for Mario.
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Lucas is [spoiler]reminded of his mother's death[/spoiler] and starts crying.
[spoiler=Non-canon]If you haven't played Mother 3, don't click the box.[/spoiler]
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Mario's spirit is visited by what he thinks is an angel but is actually Pit.
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He sees Pit trying to come on to Wrinkly Kong.
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Fusajiro Yamauchi, the founder of Nintendo, is fed up of seeing all these gay references from Nintendo characters and wipes out the entire story and it starts again.
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Michael Jackson punches Yamauchi in the face and rewrites the story.
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One sunny, beautiful, day, Mario was walking through a gore-filled war zone in the Meteo Asteroid Belt :D
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Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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And then he leaves after he learns it isn't Sesame Street.
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He heads to Sesame Street and is raped by Big Bird and the Cookie Monster there.
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The Cookie Monster reveals he has gone on a diet.
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Luigi steals all of Cookie Monsters Bananas, only to find out the he was Donkey Kong in disguise.
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Donkey Kong beats Luigi to a pulp and eats him.
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Then the air raid sirens start going off, and a voice comes out over the loud speakers revealing that the button has been pressed.
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Nukes then blow up Earth.
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Back in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach watches as all of her favorite fans are blown up.
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While distracted by Earth blowing up, Peach is kidnapped by Bowser.
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And while distracted, Bowser is overthrown by his 8 children.
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While Bowser's 8 children are fighting over how to split up the Kingdom, they are overthrown by Rosalina who crushes them with her comet and declares herself Empress.
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And then the Lumas overthrow her in turn, starting the great age of anarchy!
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Suddenly, the Whomp King comes and creates a Communist monarchy.
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Guildmaster Wigglytuff's country, unhappy with communism, invades the Mushroom Kingdom.
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The Whomp King sends a message to Guildmaster Wigglytuff, reminding him that OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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Guildmaster Wigglytuff requests that they send him a Perfect Apple, or he will invade Mushroom Kingdom.
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The Union of Socialist Mushroom Kingdoms ignores Guildmaster Wigglytuff and LAUNCHES NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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Wigglytuff manages to stop the nukes and send them back as he is a technical whizz.
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A war starts between Pokémon Mystery Dungeon World and the Mushroom Kingdom and Zebes, Eagleland, Pop Star, and Sector Z side with Dungeon World while Hyrule, Nowhere Islands, World of Trophies, and Sarasaland side with the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Thirty years later, the Dungeon World is in economic ruin due to Wigglytuff's mishandling of the economy, and collapses.
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But a Grovyle and a human go back in time to correct Wigglytuff's mishandling of the economy.
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Back in Angel Grove, Billy is playing a newfangled "Pokemon" game instead of piloting his zord.
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Billy is then hit by another Billy from a town called Endsville.
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Billy (Endsville) starts picking his nose and flicking snot.
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then Billy's (Endsville) snot becomes enchanted by alchemy and comes to life destroying the world
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But then Billy's (the one from Endsville) enslaved friend the Grim Reaper destroys it.
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Rita Repulsa throws down her magic staff and grows the Grim Reaper into a 10 story monster to destroy the Power Rangers.
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But Grim is hit by Pit's wine glass, stumbles, and spills his Chateau Romani (http://zeldawiki.org/Chateau_Romani).
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Then Grim falls off a 2,000 story building and his bones fly across the universe
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Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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The last line is then censored and removed from the story.
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And Billy gets new pants.
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Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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Once again, the last line is then censored and removed from the story as Nintendo thinks it is inappropriate.
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Nintendo's censor thanks us for making them lots of money.
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And then Maxite repeats the line they said in their last two posts.
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Meanwhile in San Diego, Luigi is trapped inside a gay bar with loud and obnoxious music playing.
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And then he leaves after learning it isn't Sesame Street.
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Luigi then enters the gay bar next door with less obnoxious music and hits on Birdo.
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Birdo appears and starts groping Mario.
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Nintendo nukes the server for NIWA's site and forums, removing it and the story from the universe.
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Fortunately there were backups, and the story is restored back to the point where Wario is at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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Soon, Nathan beats Mario, and only him and Wario are left.
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Wario farts, killing everyone in the area.
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Then Wario goes off to a explosive pie eating contest
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Wario somehow manages to eat all 100 of the non-explosive pies and none other.
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But then dies from obesity.
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Bowser sees a chance at an evil scheme and steals Wario's corpse and turns him into a robot.
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But the robot soon explodes from obesity.
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All of Bowser's henchmen die from the explosion leaving him helpless
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Bowser, realizing his ways, immediately sends Mario and Peach on a dream vacation to the Bahamas while he takes over the Mushroom Kingdom in their absence.
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Mario and Peach realize that the cruise was a trap, but not until they are in the middle of the ocean.
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So Luigi goes and kicks Bowser's *** instead.
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Bowser, realizing his ways, sends Luigi and Daisy on a dream vacation to Hawaii, and while they are out continues in his conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom.
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An army of Toads takes on Bowser and beat him to death.
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But Bowser is revived and sends them to Hawaii, letting him rule nothing.
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But the toads realize this and go attack Bowser but end up losing
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They lost because they can't swim, so all drowned trying to swim back to Mushroom Kingdom from the middle of the ocean.
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While in Hawaii, Mario eats a Devil Fruit (http://www.onepiecehq.com/content/devil-fruits.html).
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And then Bowser Jr. is sent to Hawaii, where he causes a SM Sunshine like moment.
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Bowser, realizing it is now time to proceed with his master plan, straps rockets to the Mushroom Kingdom and flies off with it--straight into the Sun.
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Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed, so Mario goes to live in a galaxy instead.
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And then Rosalina tells him to **** off.
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Mario, now depressed, takes his own life.
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Rosalina then returns back to her bedchambers where a waiting Goomba laying on her bed smiles at her and says "Want to go again?"
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Rosalina kills the Goomba.
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Birdo appears and then starts groping Mario's dead body
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A comet hits Mario's dead body, disintegrating both him and Birdo.
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a Hollow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach_(manga)) starts chasing Mario's spirit.
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Meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom Embassy in London, Princess Peach is petitioning for exile in the UK.
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A necromancer resurrects the story as it died.
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Birdo's spirit soon appears and starts groping Mario's spirit
(yes Maxite I'm going to be using something like this every time I try to bump the thread)
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Birdo's spirit soon appears and starts groping Mario's spirit
(yes Maxite I'm going to be using something like this every time I try to bump the thread)
(Good to see that my writing is being acknowledged for its greatness)
In an underground bunker deep in space, Gannon prepares his ultimate deathray before calling the UN to demand a ransom for the world of ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
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but then kirby eats it and kirby's inside blow up from the death ray
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Gannon isn't too concerned, and threatens to flood the worlds markets with cheap Star Wars games unless the UN pays him $2 BILLION!
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luigi finds the worlds biggest heater and dry all the water up and melting himself
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Birdo appears and starts groping Luigi's slime.
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Birdo then gets pregnant and files for a nine-month leave of absence.
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She is denied though
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Her husband Yoshi asks if she wants an abortion.
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Birdo, in despair, crashes her car off the side of Rainbow Road.
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Alas, as is always done, Lakitu saves Birdo and places her back on the track.
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Birdo kisses Lakitu as a sign of appreciation, but Yoshi only sees part of it.
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Yoshi picks up a Bob-omb and takes aim...
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The Bob-omb blows up in Yoshi's face
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and Birdo informs everyone she's male (probably)...
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It turns out to be untrue.
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But Yoshi is still angry, so he spreads the rumor anyways.
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Birdo blushes
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mario then gets mad at yoshi for not being there when he needs hum to get a higher jump
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Birdo, now angry with Yoshi, kills both Yoshi and Mario.
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Bowser and the Koopas come in and arrest Birdo
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Birdo then gives birth
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A swarm of angry bees come out of Birdo
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The bees cluster together and form a gigantic monster which rampages Wherever-the-story-is-nowville.
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Wherever-the-story-is-nowville is destroyed and the monster moves onto the Mushroom Kingdom and destroys it.
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Bowser, seeing that the Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed, realizes that there is no city for him to ruin and no princesses for him to kidnap, and takes up arms against the bees.
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The bees take over Bowser and become some sort of Bee-Bowser hybrid.
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The birds start singing and it's beautiful, until Beeser comes and molests them.
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Soon, Beeser has a child
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he calls him beeser jr. jr. and tell him kill kirby
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Kriby eats Beeser jr. jr., becoming Cthulu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu).
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Grim screams at Cthulu
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Beeser and Cthulu have a fight to the death
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One of the bees dies
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The other bees mourn his death before they kill Cthulu.
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SUDDENRY, Mr. Moto rises from his grave.
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He starts to speak Engrish and is attacked by the birds that are now instead of singing screaming bloody murder.
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That one guy then comes.
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[spoiler]Do you mean Gwonam (Squadala Man, Carpet Guy)?[/spoiler]
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-interruption-
I believe it's just a joke
-interruption ended-
Then that one guy is eaten...by....a....Pidove.
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The Pidove then evolves into a Lugia and Mr. Moto rides Lugia around the World.
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Lugia drops Mr. Moto while engaging in a fight with Ho-Oh
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Mr. Moto hits a Fearow on his way down to the ground, angering it.
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The Fearow starts singing which causes a chocolate rabbit to come and tell you you just got
prank'd the first of 8 1/2 Melodies and you must travel far and wide across the Kanjohoesinnova region with your pikmin who doesnt afraid of anything for you must fight monsters and zombies and humans and animals under the evil influence of Weeg-gan-king-ghetti with only some magic beans and a wooden sword to defend yourself with no fast food restaurants for the next 67,000 miles while you are chased by the Veggie Monster and Count Spaghetti and saves the world.
[spoiler]Hey, it's one line.[/spoiler]
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Dr. Hax hacks the last post out of existence.
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Dr. Hax is caught hacking red handed
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Dr. Hax is haxed out of existence and the post before the post before the post before this post is revived.
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Suddenly, the whole story is wiped out of existance yet again.
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The bits that survived were put together. "Unown pie scarecrow Mario dance pizza duck Dedede ReDead"
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A wild Unown has appeared!
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Unown used Hidden Power!
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Magikarp used Splash!
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In a sudden turn of events, the wave of the splash attack turns into a tsunami.
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It was made out of fire.
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Scratch that, water.
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Scratch that, cats... and it was heading for New York City.
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It destroyed all of NY, and then the entire USA.
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George W. Bush stood up from the destruction and vowed vengence against all Pokemon.
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Pikachu takes an axe to George Bush's head.
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A large donut crushes Pikachu and Carmen Sandiego steals Pikachu's axe.
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Lard Lad, after crushing Pikachu with his donut, kidnaps Carmed Sandiego and runs off.
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Then a Jigglypuff sings Lard Lad to sleep he can never get out of.
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However, Lard Lad's trainer has an Awakening, uses it, and had Lard Lad use Brick Break!
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However, a pardox was created because...404 ERROR I AM ERROR 10000111100000111100
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A top percentage Rattata came out of the paradox.
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Then an ekans eats the rattata that came out of the portal making it part of its food chain
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But the Rattata used FEAR!
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The Rattata is then killed by the forces of Orly because F.E.A.R. was illegal in this tournament.
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Only to be resurrected and made to grow by one of the villains from Power Rangers.
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Joey's top percentage Rattata challenges this top percentage Rattata to a top percentage fight.
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But Arceus stops the fight because the total percentage would be over 100% and disrupt the space-time continuum.
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The 1337 n00b comes and tells Arceus some lame strategies and a very long history of people who worked on the game that no one cares about.
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Arceus commits suicide.
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The universe order slowly distorts - Palkia, Dialga, and Girantina cannot keep the universe in check alone, which could mean bad news for you.
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The n00b kills himself by holding a grenade and Arceus comes back to life.
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Arceus becomes corrupted and his evil side is brought out
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The two top percentage Rattata merge together to become a Rattattattata and fight the corrupt Arceus.
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The result of the fight is a peaceful world, Cyrus style.
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Until the world explodes.
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And pieces back together.
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And the world blows up again.
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Fox flies past Earth then reports back to Starfox Command that Earth has blown up.
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But then it comes back together again, and he's trapped in its core, forever to be known as Humpty Dumpty.
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The world doesn't like how Fox tastes.
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It spits him out.
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Fox then transforms into a giant fire ball and hurtles towards the sun.
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The sun runs away from the fire ball, leaving Earth in darkness.
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A white seam appears and blows a Chick-fil-A sandwich out of it.
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Through the white seam, Yivo appears and falls in love with everyone in this universe.
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Yivo then gets fat from eating the sandwich.
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Yivo then goes back to it's own universe taking Mars with it.
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then all of a sudden I come and kill everyone but a random dude named good and his evil brother evil from earlier in the story.
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With a wag of the finger, Master Hand undoes pokemonforever2929's damage and then chases after Yivo.
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Upon entering Yivo's universe, Master Hand dies due to the different structure of the universe.
(Sure, in Futurama, it was Yivo who couldn't live in Earth's universe but I decided to reverse it).
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Crazy Hand appears from out of the corpse of Master Hand, completely unaffected by the new laws of physics and immediately starts on his evil work.
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then I draw my damage back in with a sharpie causeing while keeping the setting and crazy hand. (see the last post I made on this board for more characters)
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MasterCrazyHand (old username :D) then somehow dissappears out of existence for no absolute reason.
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pokemonforever2929 goes to court and his changes are reverted and he is banned from killing everyone again.
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Crazy Hand then wreaks havoc by giving Chick fil a sandwiches to all.
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Several people are allergic to these sandwiches.
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but then I come back and eat a sandwich then turn into snorlax monster
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The Snorlax Monster then goes to sleep for the remainder of the story.
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then evil from before comes and points a gun at your aunt sally.
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I don't have an aunt Sally so the evil is pointing a gun at nothing.
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The evil, being a concept and not a physical being, disappears and the gun falls to the ground.
[spoiler=hidden]
but then I come back and eat a sandwich then turn into snorlax monster
The Snorlax Monster then goes to sleep for the remainder of the story.
I was permanently erased from this story:
An editor finally catches the mishap and permanently erases SnorlaxMonster from the story, and replaces him with a yellow kazoo named Tony.
[/spoiler]
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I meant a dude named evil not "the evil" guys. read the story from my post before I went inactive.
well anyway, then evil points a gun at a dude named joe mama.
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Joe Mama then kills Evil.
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joe dada comes in with princess zelda and makes out with her, causing link and joe mama to get angry.
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Ganon then captures Princess Zelda, and takes who to the summit of Mount Coronet, Spear Pillar.
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Dialga, Palkia, Giratina and Arceus come and kill Ganon.
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Arceus finds Solomon's Key.
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Arceus is annoyed that it doesn't own a NES.
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Arceus tries to put the game in his Famicom.
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Since it's a cartridge, not a disc, it doesn't work.
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A dinosaur steps on Ganon.
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But Ganon was already dead, so nobody cares except n00b661
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Then MotherMario is hit with a brick, and the kazoo comes and punches him.
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The kazoo plays a soothing tune, and puts Arceus to sleep.
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Arceus used Sleep Talk
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Arceus didn't use a move at all, but laid a beautiful black and white egg...
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The egg then hatched into Giratina, after a montage of photographs.
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The baby Giratina plays No More Heroes.
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Due to the lack of thumbs, or even hands, the baby Giratina can not play.
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The baby Giratina grows ghostly, pass-through, transparent hands so he can play, but then the controller falls right through his hands, and he cries.
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The baby Giratina then takes it's own life.
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The Distortion World is destroyed, thus destroying the Pokemon World.
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Game Freak recreates the Pokémon world, and calls it "Unova"
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The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.
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[spoiler]
The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.
How can an entrie region suck just because it got a few bad names?
[/spoiler]
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The last post is ignored and the Pokémon of Unova attack TPCi demanding better names.
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TPCi then explains to the Pokémon that they only think they have bad names because of the whiny fans every generation who didn't get their predictions.
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The Pokémon and TPCi go to NoA and talk to Reggie Fils-Aime about __________ _ ___ ______ ______.
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Reggie Fils-Aime does not speak underscore
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[spoiler]You were supposed to fill in the blanks.[/spoiler]
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Bowser then kidnaps Reggie Fils-Aime.
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SUDDENRY, MR. MOTO RISES FROM HIS GRAVE. (again)
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Mr. Moto begins dancing
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Fox shoots Mr. Moto.
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Due to Mr. Moto's powers, he reflected the shot with his bare hands.
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Fox gets in Landmaster
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Fox then runs over Mr. Moto, burying him again and crushing him to bits.
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The ghost of Mr. Moto and Nappa start haunting fox like crazy
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[spoiler]
The Pokemon Company International names the Pokemon of Unova stupid things like Oshawott, making Unova suck.
How can an entrie region suck just because it got a few bad names?
I was over exaggerating. Black and White are probably my second favorite Pokemon games, after Heartgold and Soulsilver.
[/spoiler]
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Soon fox get overtaken by ghost and does a ritual to awaken King Boo
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The ghost of Mr. Moto and Nappa start haunting fox like crazy
Luigi sucks them up with a garage vacuum.
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Nappa gets mad and just... becomes intangible and floats away..
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Luigi, content with his ghost slaying abilities, visits his new mansion
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then soon finds out it was turned in to a five-star restaurant when he get there
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Luigi destroys the restaurant and sends out his ghosts again accidentally.
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The ghosts become beggars, due to being homeless
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The ghosts obtain a 3DS, and fight over it.
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The 3DS breaks
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The ghost are forced to play an archaic DSi
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Shigeru Miyamoto descends from the heavens in white robes and with a wave of his hands the archaic DSis turn into 3DS'.
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Shigeki Morimoto battles Shigeru Miyamoto because his Pokemon cannot be viewed in 3D.
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Miyamoto has no Pokémon, so he is forced to fight by himself.
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Miyamoto loosens his robe and unleashes a wave of purifying white light.
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It's super effective! GAME FREAK Morimoto's Liepard fainted.
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Brock comes in, and becomes president, arresting the two fighters in the process.
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A buxom babe runs across the field, and Brock then forgets about the arrests and chases after her.
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GAME FREAK Morimoto sends out Swoobat. Swoobat uses Psyshock. It's super effective! Too bad Swoobat is pitifully weak.
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Miyamoto used Earthquake! But it doesn't affect the foe Swoobat...
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Swoobat then evolves into an even gayer Pokemon.
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It evolves into a Salamence, and then proceeds to eats Luigi.
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The Salamence then evolves again into a Missingno and defeats Miyamoto with Super Glitch.
(And Salamence is in no way gayer than Swoobat. Stupid bat with a heart on its nose!)
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Missingno. then continues to bug the crap out of Miyamoto by making him view its Pokedex data continually.
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Miyamoto's Hall of Fame entries are irreversibly corrupted
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The last "Pokémon" he used to beat the league with were: Bowser Lv 1, Mario Lv. 234 and Goomba Lv. -56.
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Miyamoto challenges the league again to fix his corrupted Hall of Fame.
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Oh no! A level 345 Satoshi Tajiri attacked!
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Miyamoto sends out a level 2 Mewthree.
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Luckily, levels are stored in one byte, so Satoshi Tajiri is only level 89 (345 mod 265).
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The Kazoo is piled by everyone in another area.
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Mewthree is annoyed that Satoshi Tajiri just knocked off his held Kazoo
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Wario appears and uses Rollout on Mewthree.
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Mewthree blocks with barrier
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Optimus Prime appears, uses Transform, and then uses Rollout.
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It's one hit KO!
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The barrier is broken when Wario starts to fart, which KOs everyone else in the area.
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Wario's fart was so huge, he flew into space, and landed on Planet.
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Wario's so fat he bounces off the Planet and ends up orbiting a black hole in the Toytime Galaxy.
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He is eventually sucked in
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Wario gains a new ability as Black Hole Wario and kidnaps Princess Daisy.
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Princess Daisy walks away after dispatching Wario.
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Daisy, content with her defeat of Wario, obliviously walks off a cliff.
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Daisy falls to her death.
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Then a giant Thwomp crushes her dead corpse.
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The Thwomp then goes to a Disco.
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He has no arms, yet he wins the trophy, only for it to be stolen by John Madden.
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Who is then bitten and gets rabies.
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The trophy, which is Tabbu's trophy, then comes back to life and starts teleporting everywhere annoying anyone trying to attack him.
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However, Abra wakes up and decides to stop this.
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A rift in time opens and billions of Marios start spilling into our galaxy.
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Torchwood 3 come along and attempt to sort out the problem with the Marios.
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It turns into Super Mario 64 2.
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For 3DS
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The Marios then pop out of the screen and enter the real world, followed by Torchwood 3.
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They then realize the real world sucks, and make every single video game character pop out to make it more interesting.
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They then make a game which simulates the real world before they entered it.
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The Dragon for the AR games appear and start to fight Torchwood 3 and the Marios.
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The Marios coalesce into a literal Super Mario Galaxy.
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Super Mario Galaxy is then rated as the worst galaxy by Galaxies R Us.
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Torchwood 3 uses their Rift Manipulator to send everyone back to their own universes before heading back to Cardiff in their universe.
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That amount of interdimensional travel upsets Palkia.
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Palkia throws it's Nintendo DS out of the window in anger at the interdimensional travel.
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The Nintendo DS is hit by a cosmic ray and turns into a rare collectible Nintendo 3DS.
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Which then falls into the hands of a little six year old kid who plays with it until it breaks.
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Then has his daddy fix it, so he can rinse and repeat.
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It is held together with duct tape, and the top screen is held on by a single wire; both the L and R buttons are not working.
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A Nintendo mad rich dude sees the DS and offers to pay $1,000,000 for it, only to realise it was broken and changes his offer to $0.01
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The foolish child sells the DS, and it is displayed next to the Game Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBeTXPaewMo) at the Nintendo World Store.
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The museum then blows up.
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Peter Griffin is blown out of existence due to not being Nintendo.
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which causes banjo, kazzoie and everything rare owns to come back to nintendo and ditch rare/microsoft
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Microsoft wages war against Nintendo
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Sony joins the war and destroys Microsoft.
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Kaz Harai brags to Iwata that he can speak English better than him.
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Iwata replies "I speek gud engrish"
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The moon from Majora's Mask just pops out of nowhere, overlooking the world.
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The moon from Moonview Highway appears and fights with it
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The Angry Sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 also joins in the fight.
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It becomes "Dark Dawn" her her.
[spoiler]*rotten tomatoes thrown*[/spoiler]
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then the golden sun joins the fray while I watch sipping my glass of grape kool aid
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There's now a binary star orbit between our sun and the Golden Sun. You get fed up with this crazy world, and fall asleep where you dream about some weird cross over between the Pokémon Dream World and Subcon, in which...
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you see a bunch of shyguys teasing a group of pidgeys
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the pidgys evolve twice and then evolve again into my level 100 (hand-trained/no rare candys) blastoise squirty from my firered (first pokemon game I owned not played)
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Who is subsequently outwitted and KO'd by a level 1 Rattata.
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he returns to life and crushes the level 1 ratta as it became level 1 million
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Since level is stored in one byte, Blastoise level is reduced to 1000000 Mod 256, becoming level 64.
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Meanwhile mario crashes sonic's 20th birthday thus angering sonic
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Meanwhile mario crashes sonic's 20th birthday thus angering sonic
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Sonic throws a Robotnik monitor into Mario's face. (http://tcrf.net/images/1/1c/Tv_eggman.png)
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mario loses a live due to not having any rings and then dr. eggman/robotnik and bowser come and kill everyone in the party except sonic and mario with 4 lives not 5
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Sonic and Mario blow up Robotnik and Bowser with Bob-ombs
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Then suddenly a hole appears due to the explosion and it gushes out pure lava!
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The wild LAVA used HARDEN!
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GROUDON emerges from out of the lava but gets its feet stuck in the lava.
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Kyogre appears to fight Groudon.
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Kyogre is hurt by Stealth Rock(s) from the erupting lava.
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the dragon trio, rayquaza,mewtwo,the eon duo, ho-oh/luigia and reshiram/zekrom/kyorum join the battle only to be destroyed by the burger king.
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Wild Ronald McDonald appeared.
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Ronald McDonald used breathe life into NIWA.
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But it failed!
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Burger King used Fling!
Burger King flung its King's Rock! (at Ronald McDonald)
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Ronald McDonald flinched!
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Then Hamburglar came to my house and asked for some honey.
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KidIcarus refuses to give him money, so Hamburgler comes back later that night and burgles him.
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Then hamburglar reveals that he is actually Kid ICarus and Kid Icarus reveals that he is actually hamburglar, and that the money was only a loan