NIWA Community Forums

NIWA Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: HavocReaper48 on November 27, 2010, 05:17:44 PM

Title: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 27, 2010, 05:17:44 PM: Basically, the concept is you ask a not serious question, respond with a silly answer and add your own question. It can witty, humorous and such but of course keep forum rules in mind.

Inspired by this forum, see for large-scale example: http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736 (http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736) (and feel free to join it too!)

It is based on any/all Nintendo franchises. I'll start:

Why doesn't Mario shave his mustache?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on November 28, 2010, 05:04:11 PM: Because it's No-Shave November.

Why do the Mario (and Wario) Bros wear overalls?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on November 28, 2010, 05:19:51 PM: Because they're trying to make a fashion statement.

Why do Shy Guys wear masks?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on November 28, 2010, 05:29:58 PM: Because they're a little ugly.

Why is the Power Suit red?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 29, 2010, 12:54:33 AM: Because, Red symbolizes power of course! Why do you think Mario, DK's tie, and all fire Pokemon are red?

Why do you question the color red?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on November 29, 2010, 01:16:21 AM: Because I'm a Happy-Happyist. I believe the color blue is superior to all other colors.

Are you a zombie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 29, 2010, 01:20:31 AM: No, a doctor cured me of zombieitis.

Can I throw a coconut to a Pikachu's head?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on November 29, 2010, 03:47:49 AM: No, because that's not very nice.

Do Skitties and Wailords liek Mudkipz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on November 29, 2010, 03:56:02 AM: I don't know why anyone would lick a Mudkip.

Where do Dittos come from?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on November 29, 2010, 04:05:57 AM: Indecisive pokemon eggs.

Why would the Kremlings want to steal Kong's Banana Hoard?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 29, 2010, 04:23:33 AM: To give the game a plot :P

Do Kremlings even like bananas?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on November 29, 2010, 04:39:23 AM: No. They hate them because they can.

Which non Star Fox character uses bombs wisely?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on November 29, 2010, 04:42:50 AM: A Bob-omb because they would just date it.

What Nintendo character has the worst anger issues?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 29, 2010, 08:28:23 PM: Uh, most bosses in Mario games, actually. If you want a specific answer, I would think http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut (http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut) him. Though I do not have that many Mario games.

Why are they so easy to get angry?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 29, 2010, 10:17:12 PM: Because Mario took their apples when they were babies.

Can I throw a Pikachu to a coconut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on November 29, 2010, 10:22:43 PM: Only if the Pikachu is a Grass-type, and if the coconut is an Electric-type.

Why do trees explode?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 29, 2010, 10:31:41 PM: They don't. They only do in your head.

How come no one else bothered to join in on the DKC Atlas forum topic I linked?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Gambler on November 29, 2010, 11:22:15 PM: Because Sega spies are watching it.

What would happen if a Falcon Punch collides with a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Megatron1 on November 29, 2010, 11:36:01 PM: End of the universe.

Why is Captain Falcon awesome?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 29, 2010, 11:36:50 PM: Two words:

FALCON, PUNCH

or

FALCON, KICK.

Also, am I a Sega spy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on November 30, 2010, 12:39:05 AM: Yes, yes you are.

Does Nintendo deserve to die?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 30, 2010, 02:27:12 AM: No, for then Sony and Microsoft will run the world and destroy everything America stands for.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, did it really make a sound?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on November 30, 2010, 02:31:21 AM: Not really. Something's not a sound if it cannot be heard. For example, if I were to lightly tap my desk, there would be vibrations, but we wouldn't consider it a sound since the vibrations were not audible. Same with a tree falling where no one can hear. It makes vibrations, but it's not a sound if it is inaudible.

Are Mario and Paper Mario the same people?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 30, 2010, 02:33:13 AM: No, Paper Mario is his evil twin.

Will there ever be a sequel to Luigi's Mansion?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on November 30, 2010, 02:38:27 AM: No. Luigi got too scared to get a new haunted mansion. He should still get a new game!

Are the clothes on Link's legs leggings or "tights"? Or if anything else, THEN SAY IT TO STOP THE TROLL AND FLAME WARS ABOUT IF IT'S A DIAPER, SOME UNDERWEAR, OR WHATEVER! END THE FLAME WAR! STOP THE TROLLS! That is all :angel:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 30, 2010, 04:38:58 AM: I would ask Miyamoto.

Did I spell his name right?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on November 30, 2010, 04:50:33 AM: Hard to say; spellings differ when translating between two character systems. This is his real name: ?? ?. That's how his name is usually spelled in English though.

Are humans a species of Pokemon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 30, 2010, 01:08:23 PM: No, the dark type didn't exist at their introduction.

Do you want to answer a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on November 30, 2010, 01:14:19 PM: Yes. My brain will explode and destroy the Earth.

What question is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on November 30, 2010, 08:21:39 PM: The question where you ask a question.

Why is there a monkey with a hammer and a chainsaw at my front door?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on November 30, 2010, 09:51:38 PM: He's a carpenter, of course.

Why don't you let him in?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on November 30, 2010, 09:54:15 PM: His boots are muddy and he refuses to take them off.

Why won't he take them off?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on November 30, 2010, 10:09:41 PM: That's because he's been standing too long in the rain to be able to move his hands.

Why don't you take them off for him?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on November 30, 2010, 10:12:52 PM: Because that might not be mud on his shoes

Why did he hit me with the hammer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on November 30, 2010, 10:22:38 PM: Because, congratulations! YOU ARE IN SUPER SMASH BROS. FRAY, THE FOURTH GAME IN THE SERIES!

Why wasn't I picked? I sent in a million postcards to get ~~that hat~~ into the game.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 01, 2010, 01:23:41 AM: Because you're too cheap to be in a game.

How come IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR! BLAARGH!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 01, 2010, 02:21:27 AM: Because, all your base are belong to us.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 01, 2010, 03:00:13 AM: FALCON PAWNCH!!!

What happens when you make eye contact with Weegee?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 04:17:03 AM: You fall into a hypnotic trance... forever.

Why doesn't Mario change his clothes according to a level's climate?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 01, 2010, 11:50:52 AM: Because he wears high tech overalls with built in heating and cooling systems that adjust according to the climate Mario is in, thus he never has to change if the weather is too hot or too cold.

Why can't Wolf let us do that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 01, 2010, 01:05:07 PM: Because Fox mind controlled him.

Must I ask a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 01, 2010, 02:04:17 PM: Yes. Yes you should.

Do you liek Mudkipz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 01, 2010, 02:09:49 PM: No, I hate Mudkipz! >:(

If Fox was mind controlling Wolf to not let us do that, why would he mind control Wolf to not let himself do that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 01, 2010, 02:17:21 PM: Because he's in sheep's clothing.

Why did Nintendo allow Hollywood to make the "Super Mario Brothers" movie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 01, 2010, 04:56:47 PM: Maybe the idea for the movie occurred to them while they were out drinking. Or worse.

Ahahahaha just HOW HIGH do you have to BE just to DO something like that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 01, 2010, 10:56:54 PM: You must be this high:

^
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|

Why does the monster have to die just because he doesn't belong in this world? Why can't we send him to Hyrule or Eagleland?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on December 01, 2010, 10:59:42 PM: The shipping costs would burn a hole in anyone's wallet.

Was Donkey Kong justified in kidnapping Paulina in the original Donkey Kong?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 11:03:00 PM: no
is the meaning of life really 42?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 01, 2010, 11:39:30 PM: Yes. Yes it isn't.

Why does my brain suddenly hurt?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 01, 2010, 11:41:16 PM: Because you made a sentence have opposites. NEVER DO IT, SOME PEOPLE HAD 3 DAY HEADACHES FROM IT.

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 11:42:33 PM: yes.
is my username cool?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 01, 2010, 11:44:12 PM: Yesno.

Is pi a number, a letter, a food, or a slang term?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 01, 2010, 11:44:38 PM: it's all of them, and none of them.

How come stamp glue tastes so magically delicious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 11:46:07 PM: so it is lickable
what is your favorite pokemon generation?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 01, 2010, 11:48:14 PM: No.

Donut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 11:52:17 PM: i love them!!!
who wants a wild foroum party (i'll provide drinks)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 01, 2010, 11:54:26 PM: Sure, where's Foroum (is your house inside the Earthbound universe?).

Who likes short shorts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 01, 2010, 11:56:38 PM: me
i meant forum as in this place and my house is in goldenrod city (pokemon)
anyone else????
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 02, 2010, 12:00:53 AM: I'll only go to the party if the ghosts from Osohe Castle are there. Those guys, man. They sure do know how to throw a party.

Whose bones are these?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 02, 2010, 12:02:40 AM: bowsers
will anyone help me in the one-line-per-post story game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 02, 2010, 12:05:38 AM: That's not a stupid question! Also, I should probably be working on tasks on my to-do list for WikiBound instead of making pointless posts like these. Oops.

I say there, monstrosity- do you know the times?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 02, 2010, 12:07:37 AM: yes.
red versus ash who would win?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 02, 2010, 12:10:01 AM: Ash has godchu. You tell me.

Why must people not have common sense?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 02, 2010, 12:11:17 AM: It's not common. Obviously the person who started calling it that didn't have common sense either. THINK ABOUT IT 8O

Have you ever been to Moonside?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 02, 2010, 12:12:50 AM: no
would you rather drink garbage juice or watch a movie you hate for all eternity?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 02, 2010, 12:13:36 AM: Quote from: master crazy hand on December 02, 2010, 12:12:50 AM
no
would you rather drink garbage juice or watch a movie you hate for all eternity?

watch a movie I hate

have you the BRAIN WORMS!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 02, 2010, 12:14:50 AM: uh no
is anyone a playstation lover 2?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 02, 2010, 12:46:56 AM: No. Suck a lemon.

Will there be any Octoroks at the party? I hate Octoroks!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 12:53:47 AM: But I'm so hungry I can eat an Octarok!

Can you wait to go bomb some Dodongos?

(also master crazy hand please use some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 02, 2010, 04:23:34 AM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 12:53:47 AM
(also master crazy hand please user some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Says the one who said "user" instead of "use"...
_______________________________________ _______________________________________ ______________

Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

Do you have a puppy to love? (my puppies were stolen...)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 02, 2010, 04:29:51 AM: Yes, but he's in a pet cemetary now.

How many beads would a bidoof bead if a bidoof could bead beads?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 02, 2010, 12:43:25 PM: None, because even though they could bead beads, they'd chose not to.

sdrawkcab daer uoy nac
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 02, 2010, 01:05:05 PM: !nac I seY

What's the scouter say about his power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 02, 2010, 01:20:20 PM: I don't know, I can't read Spanish.

Is that a UFO?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 02, 2010, 01:21:58 PM: No, that's Aipom.

Did you know that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 08:42:15 PM: Quote from: WaddleDude on December 02, 2010, 04:23:34 AM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 12:53:47 AM
(also master crazy hand please user some grammar and thought into your posts, please?)
Says the one who said "user" instead of "use"...

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100702001429/streetfighter/images/4/46/Ryu-win-epic.gif) ...It still got the point across. Nitpicky.

----

Probably not, it can hard to tell under this light.

How come WaddleDude used the scouter joke when I already did?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on December 02, 2010, 09:11:33 PM: Because his Power Level is over 9000! He can do that.

What is my power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 02, 2010, 10:20:47 PM: -57.8

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on December 02, 2010, 10:44:42 PM: I'm just checking if my power level scrambler is working. It hides my true power level and fools others into underestimating my power.

What would Homer do without donuts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 02, 2010, 11:14:10 PM: Lose weight.

Wasn't there an episode where he did lose a lot of weight?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 03, 2010, 12:17:29 AM: With over 400 episodes, I'm pretty sure they done that a few times.

What would happen to the world of Smash Bros. if Ganondorf never fathered Captain Falcon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 03, 2010, 12:19:08 AM: pokemon would have died in pain
whoose 3ds is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 03, 2010, 02:24:05 AM: Quote from: master crazy hand on December 03, 2010, 12:19:08 AM
pokemon would have died in pain
whoose 3ds is this?
You see, that's what I saying, do not post like that, that was completely unrelated, and lacking grammar and thought.
----
Probably belongs to you seeing as you're the one that brought it up.

What'cha playing?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 03, 2010, 02:27:12 AM: None o' yo' BIZ!

Would you want to see Justin Beber poledance while wearing a bikini and balancing a chicken on his head while having an Octorok biting him on the shoulder, the Jonas Bros dancing around him, Selena Gomez doing the same thing as the Jonases, a swarm of Zingers shooting needles at him, and Disney FIRIN THAR LAZ0R at his enemies?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 03, 2010, 02:55:41 AM: No.

Who is Justin Beiber?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 03, 2010, 12:38:27 PM: A gay Canadian 16 year old singer.

Who is TurtwigA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 03, 2010, 04:22:55 PM: TurtwigA is [email protected] * TurtwigA
TurtwigA is a registered nick
TurtwigA is using one.niwanetwork.org The Best Server
TurtwigA has been idle for 4hr 13min, signed on Tue Apr 13 6:12:05
TurtwigA End of /WHOIS list.

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 03, 2010, 05:03:33 PM: Yes. He also gained weight in one episode.

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 03, 2010, 11:32:17 PM: so people can find him easier
is this nacho cheese (not your cheese)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 04, 2010, 02:32:38 AM: No, it's feta cheese.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 04, 2010, 02:54:52 AM: (I remember that when I was little!)
Nobody knows. But have no fear! Some random kids are chasing her for no reason!

Are you under 5 years old?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 04, 2010, 02:58:11 AM: yes

Why do you suppose there are specks of blood on the wall?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 04, 2010, 02:59:00 AM: Because Lucy has some 'splaining to do!

Have you seen my doggy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 04, 2010, 08:49:42 AM: No.

Have you seen my doggy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Justin on December 04, 2010, 10:07:34 AM: I ate him. Sorry.

Why is my house glowing red?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 04, 2010, 02:13:06 PM: Aliens, very tricky aliens.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 04, 2010, 02:18:31 PM: 897

Who are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 04, 2010, 03:27:13 PM: Very few people know that, and you're not about to start knowing...

Should NIWA start its own wiki farm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 04, 2010, 04:24:06 PM: No, because the world would explode if it did.

Are you into politics?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 04, 2010, 05:34:26 PM: Nope.

Why so serious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 04, 2010, 05:52:53 PM: so I can DESTROY you all! (makes evil laugh)
have you seen the teenage mutant ninja squirtles?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 04, 2010, 06:06:36 PM: They were eating bird's nest soup on Broadway.

How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on December 04, 2010, 06:26:40 PM: s-u-p-e-r-c-a-l-i-f-r-a-g-i-l-i-s-t-i-c-e-x-p-i-a-l-i-d-o-c-i-o-u-s

How do you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 04, 2010, 06:40:02 PM: No!

:mario: :angel: ;D :P :eekdance:?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 04, 2010, 07:39:58 PM: >:( :-[ ::) 8) >:(

What would you do for a Klondike bar.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 04, 2010, 07:48:23 PM: Nothing as long as I have my KIT-KAT!

You dare bring Klondike Bars into my lair?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 04, 2010, 10:10:04 PM: How dare you think you have a lair.

If I ask a stupid question, do I get a stupid answer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 04, 2010, 10:32:55 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)

If answer a stupid question will I get another stupid question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 04, 2010, 10:57:58 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6OtFKNDPUc

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 04, 2010, 11:05:22 PM: Rainbowz.

Can you taste the rainbow?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 04, 2010, 11:10:32 PM: I had an opportunity to...but I wasn't hungry.

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 04, 2010, 11:42:25 PM: When it stops writing on your invisible paper, obviously.

I wonder what Ganon's up to?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: mtn_otter on December 05, 2010, 12:16:29 AM: He probably kidnapped a princess, and took her to another castle.

Can you wait to bomb some dodongos?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 12:24:21 AM: Yes, as long as it's not OVER 9000!!! years.

Who has a lair anymore? They're like, so 2002.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 12:25:30 AM: HavocReaper apparently.

Is it not 2002 right now?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 12:27:28 AM: Maybe, though I think it's 1901.

What does Chuck Norris say about RamblinEvilMushroom's power?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 05, 2010, 02:53:03 AM: Nothing compared to the almighty roundhouse kick.

Did the princess make lotsa spaghetti?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 05, 2010, 03:00:33 AM: yes

Man Or Astroman?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 03:11:15 AM: Neither, now go to your room! (even though your older than you).

Should Lord Ferrok go to his room?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 03:22:38 AM: Should Spartacus rise from the dead?

Should Spartacus rise from the dead? (Yes, I used my answer as a question)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 03:29:45 AM: Should Spartacus rise from the dead? (yes, I used your question to answer your question)

How many independent wikis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 03:32:03 AM: Pokémon.

Should one know what they ask before they ask?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 05, 2010, 03:43:04 AM: yes

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 03:45:32 AM: Depends, is it an African or a European swallow?

What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 03:46:42 AM: About as far as you can throw them.

What's your girlfriend like?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 04:53:45 AM: My girlfriend is invisible.

What's Mother 6 like...?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 05, 2010, 05:20:18 AM: Great game...but the only reward is an ending that's in Japanese.

:mario:?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 05:23:56 AM: :(

????
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 05, 2010, 05:28:59 AM: :!

Can you defeat a mole cricket?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 05:34:00 AM: No, I can't get the timing right on the song!

Are ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US? Or to you?! Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuum!!!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 05:45:19 AM: It belongs to Chuck E Cheese!

How much do you weigh?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 05:56:18 AM: .00000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000008
gram.

Am I too fat?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 05, 2010, 06:35:48 AM: On Jupiter you are.

When people lose weight, where does it go?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 06:47:40 AM: To Jupiter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 05, 2010, 06:49:51 AM: Because 9 ate 7.

Just how high do you have to be to do something like that?
[spoiler=...hmmm]I forget if I used that already or not. Oh well. Deal with it. 8)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 05, 2010, 07:01:44 AM: 2000 Feet above sea level.

Now that Microsoft is so big, shouldn't it be called Macrosoft?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 05, 2010, 09:28:18 AM: Yes, I mean no, I mean...

What?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 05, 2010, 02:30:25 PM: Exactly!! So you understand, right?!?!

Don't you understand?!?!?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 05, 2010, 04:19:12 PM: Absolutely yes, I do not understand.

If Bulbapedia is based on a dinosaur, and Zeldawiki is based on an elf, what is Pikipedia based on?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 05, 2010, 04:26:18 PM: a weird looking animal thingy
deal or no deal???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 05, 2010, 05:32:45 PM: Deal.

How much did I win?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 06:09:43 PM: Both, but neither.

Do Mudkipz liek Mudkipz? Or do Squirtlez liek Mudkipz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 05, 2010, 06:23:59 PM: the first one

Can that is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 05, 2010, 06:56:31 PM: Yes.

What is Ferrok whom is not Ferrok?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 05, 2010, 07:21:46 PM: An imposter.

Is it ok to listen to AM radio after noon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 05, 2010, 07:46:18 PM: No. You listen to FM after noon. Just draw a small curved line between the two points of the F.

You yes yet Yay silver cows taste horrible hello tree. What did I just say?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 05, 2010, 11:35:37 PM: You yes yet Yay silver cows taste horrible hello tree.

Elaborate.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 06, 2010, 01:34:24 AM: You JEST (you heard it wrong), yet CRAZY (you heard that wrong too) silver cows taste horrible; hello, (comma is important!) tree.

As in, "You're joking, yet crazy silver cows taste horrible; greetings, tree.". Kinda?

Wait, did I hear you right?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 06, 2010, 02:46:56 AM: I think not.
This is sparta?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 06, 2010, 03:01:03 AM: No, THIS...IS...San Fransisco, with a large yacht in the background, and a blonde man in a red karate gi with flaming Shoryukens knocking you out.

Do you like my avatar?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 06, 2010, 03:06:34 AM: It creeps me out.

Will you give me liberty or give me death?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 06, 2010, 03:10:51 AM: Both :D , in that order - liberty --> death.

Why don't you like Ken? What did he ever do to...

...oh, uh, Nevermind.

What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 06, 2010, 03:21:31 AM: 21, because 42 was too overrated.

Why must life have an answer if it's no question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 06, 2010, 03:57:31 AM: What do you get if you multiply six by nine? (that is the question)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 06, 2010, 05:09:51 AM: 413.

Who is responsible for killing my Internet this evening? >:O
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 06, 2010, 05:20:48 AM: ME!

WHO DARES TO SOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS...PORK COW!?(http://www.theposhbakery.com/ProdImages/muffin_cranberry.jpg)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 06, 2010, 11:10:33 AM: Based on the image location, The Posh Bakery (http://www.theposhbakery.com/).

Where is my soup!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 06, 2010, 11:00:20 PM: opps...sorry the waiter told me to eat it
are you sugesting coconuts migrate?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 06, 2010, 11:06:03 PM: When you're not looking.

Did my gnome try to kill you today?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 06, 2010, 11:17:20 PM: Yeah, it did. :/ I usually get attacked by elves, so gnomes was a nice change of pace, I guess.

What makes elves cry?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 06, 2010, 11:20:16 PM: hulk angry at elves must make them cry
Did I just become the incredible hulk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 07, 2010, 01:57:47 AM: No. You weren't bitten by a radioactive spider.

Why did Mario cross the road?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 07, 2010, 03:12:16 AM: There was a 1-up on the side.

WH4T DO3S YOUR BLOOD SM3LL L1K3? >:]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 07, 2010, 04:21:46 AM: I'll answer your question with another question:

Who wants to know?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 07, 2010, 07:18:46 AM: Clearly Tina does.

y iz nise spelgin nad gramer gud?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 08, 2010, 12:03:53 AM: Favvu juoo nei?

What's funnier than a Charmander strapped to a tree?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 08, 2010, 12:54:02 AM: A Charmander strapped to a tree which is in a clown suit.

What's funnier than that?! Try and top it!!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 01:45:44 AM: That's what she said.

Is that really what she said?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 08, 2010, 02:12:15 AM: yes

Why doesn't Johnny care? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atM9ZQK7OSo)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 08, 2010, 02:28:35 AM: Because he doesn't understand the concepts behind the epistemological notion of caring.

AM I ERROR?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 08, 2010, 03:11:20 AM: Depends.

What kind of error?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 08, 2010, 03:26:22 AM: That kind of ERROR.

Hey, look! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus! Am I gonna tell my daddy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 08, 2010, 04:38:03 AM: No, because your Daddy is Santa Claus.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 08, 2010, 04:45:24 AM: Love...Is that where you find the least common denominator and then add the numerators?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 08, 2010, 06:40:02 AM: No, that's maths class.

Should I be editing Bulbapedia instead of playing forums games?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 12:37:40 PM: The question is should you not?

How is Bulbapedia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 08, 2010, 12:58:28 PM: No one knows.

How is WikiBound? I already know the answer.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 08, 2010, 01:24:44 PM: Still doesn't fill a whole page of recent pages in one day.

Why do I keep watching this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x2W12A8Qow&feature=fvw)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 01:26:17 PM: Because nothing is stopping you.

What is life?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 08, 2010, 01:30:26 PM: Wikipedia wold argue that "Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have signaling and self-sustaining processes (biology) from those that do not, either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as inanimate." However, I would argue that it is what stops you from dying.

WHY IS SONIC ON THE COVER OF MY OFFICIAL NINTENDO MAGAZINE!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 08, 2010, 02:27:35 PM: Because he is evil.

What did Porkey do?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 08, 2010, 04:03:23 PM: You cannot grasp the true form of Porky's attack. Obviously. (Another acceptable answer is THE FORM OF PORKY'S ATTACK WAS INEXPLICABLE, or .......... !? What did Porky do?)

How unreal is that air?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 08, 2010, 08:35:53 PM: Very unreal. As unreal as my imaginary friend.

WHAT THE $@&£?!?!?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 08, 2010, 10:06:57 PM: Sorry, I didn't understand, as I'm not from Britain. Here in the States we use dollars: $

Why can't we have an "Amero" like they proposed?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 08, 2010, 10:16:48 PM: Because it'd plummet in value faster than the dollar would.

Do Pokemon eat people?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 08, 2010, 11:27:15 PM: No, they drink them.

Who reads Poe?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 11:52:29 PM: BECAUSE NINTENDO TOKE OVER SEGA

DO YOU SEE THE TYPO IN MY ANSWER????
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 09, 2010, 12:19:35 AM: Quote from: TurtwigA on December 08, 2010, 11:52:29 PM
BECAUSE NINTENDO TOOK OVER SEGA

DO YOU SEE THE TYPO IN MY ANSWER????

No, I do not.

What makes you think that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 09, 2010, 01:22:17 AM: Because there is a typo.

Did TurtwigA miss a page?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 09, 2010, 01:48:03 AM: NO!

Is a peanut butter jar HAWT?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 09, 2010, 02:26:35 AM: No, but your jelly jar is!

Who's the ultimate boss in Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 09, 2010, 02:32:07 AM: that is easy it's gannondorf
10x10+(5x10)+10x6+6=?
the answer is 666 sorry i forgot to say left to right and not order of operations
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 09, 2010, 02:51:47 AM: 210 (Hope the forums didn't put me at a random page again(

What happened?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 09, 2010, 03:01:00 AM: The universe forgot to carry a one.

Why did Waluigi cross the road?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on December 09, 2010, 03:41:50 AM: Because he was lazy.

What does NIWA not stand for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 09, 2010, 03:59:42 AM: National Index of Warehouse Associates.

What style of keyboard do you use?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 09, 2010, 04:03:15 AM: The types that works.

What else could NIWA not stand for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 09, 2010, 04:08:27 AM: Nerds Igniting White Ascots.

Who Framed Dr. Rabbit (Not Crest I hope)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 09, 2010, 04:23:00 AM: It was Maxite, I saw him!

Do you believe in make-believe, Fairy tales and lucky charms?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 09, 2010, 04:27:29 AM: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LUCKY!?!

Should I call the cops... I mean, police officers... on Maxite?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 09, 2010, 04:51:11 AM: Quote from: Lord Ferrok on December 09, 2010, 04:23:00 AM
Do you believe in make-believe, Fairy tales and lucky charms?
I BELIEVE IN PROMISES, SPOKEN AS YOU CROSS YOUR HEART, OH~ I BELIEVE IN SKIES FOREVER BLUEEEEEEEE WHY SHOULDN'T I BELIEVE THE SAME IN YOU oh god I just needed to get that out of my system. Carry on!

Answering the question, now: Yeah, go for it, provided that the police officers aren't busy setting up barricades and blocking paths.

Hello, and.... good-bye?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 09, 2010, 06:08:51 AM: Answering unanswered questions:

Quote from: Maxite on December 09, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
What style of keyboard do you use?
A Casio

Quote from: RamblinEvilMushroom on December 08, 2010, 11:27:15 PM
Who reads Poe?
You apparently

Quote from: Tina on December 09, 2010, 04:51:11 AM
Hello, and.... good-bye?
Please don't leave...

Now for my question:
???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 01:33:58 AM: :o
what is this ipod you speak of?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 01:36:25 AM: Dopi.

Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 01:39:08 AM: nac I sey
p-o-k-e-m-o-n?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 11, 2010, 01:41:08 AM: Augh augh get it away get it away augh augh augh *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

Fleece is the best fabric: confirm or confirm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 01:42:48 AM: yes it is confirmed
are yoshis ediable?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 02:02:33 AM: Not to me.

Is Wendy better than McDonald's?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 11, 2010, 03:55:38 AM: No, they're equally awful.

Who is the final boss of Super Mario Bros. 18?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 04:11:47 AM: Bowser

Who is the first boss in Super Mario Bros. 19?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 11, 2010, 04:13:19 AM: Inaba Tewi.

How many third party games for Nintendo consoles are eligible to join NIWA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 04:15:14 AM: 3423

What is the number supposed to represent?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 11, 2010, 04:34:25 AM: Your face.

What is peanut butter made of?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 11, 2010, 04:39:52 AM: Quote from: WaddleDude on December 11, 2010, 04:34:25 AM
Your face.

What is peanut butter made of?

Sunshine and farts!

What kind of question is that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 11, 2010, 04:53:52 AM: A stupid one, of course.

Did you expect it to be a smart question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 11, 2010, 02:59:57 PM: Yes...

Who touched me inappropriately?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 11, 2010, 03:06:46 PM: *GENERIC AND RETARDED COMEBACK ALERT!* Your mom!

Where's Waldo NOW?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 11, 2010, 03:14:28 PM: He married Carmen Sandiego, and they've since bought a house and started a family in Detroit.

When is the Muscle March (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcElGydzb8) independent wiki going to be started so it can join NIWA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 11, 2010, 03:16:53 PM: sometime...
what do pokemon do when your not looking
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 04:23:09 PM: other ones.

What does this mean?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 11, 2010, 06:41:21 PM: Oh, I see what u did thar (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)

If I ask a smart question will I get a smart answer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 11, 2010, 06:54:02 PM: The cream puff has investigated the kitchen. Be on the look out for Sector Y!

Should we replace the logo of NIWA with beautiful women?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 06:55:36 PM: Question 1: No you won't

Question 2: You tell me.

What is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 11, 2010, 06:59:09 PM: THIS...IS... NIWA!

Orly?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 11, 2010, 07:00:30 PM: YARLY.

Remember me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 07:24:25 PM: Who?

Who?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 11, 2010, 07:25:52 PM: What? When? Where? WYNAUT!
What's the meaning of life if it's not 42?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 07:30:36 PM: Life is no question, and if it were, there's no formula.

Was that serious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 11, 2010, 07:35:06 PM: Absolutely maybe.

Could you tell Xizor to replace the NIWA logo with beautiful women?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 11, 2010, 07:57:01 PM: I don't know.

Can you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 11, 2010, 08:00:47 PM: I would, but my allergies are acting up.

Why don't you get tacopill to ask Xizor?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 12, 2010, 02:09:53 AM: Because I said so.

Do wood chucks chuck wood?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 12, 2010, 02:27:34 AM: Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!

Does switching with GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 12, 2010, 03:43:21 AM: No...You save OVAR 9000!!%

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 12, 2010, 03:47:21 AM: Zero.

What makes you think the woodchucks wouldn't get roundhoused?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 12, 2010, 03:59:56 AM: Weegee. 'Nuff said.

How much does YOUR MOM weigh?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 12, 2010, 05:43:32 AM: Quote from: WaddleDude on December 12, 2010, 03:59:56 AM
Weegee. 'Nuff said.

How much does YOUR MOM weigh?

...

Who is number one?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 12, 2010, 06:49:46 AM: Jerry Springer.

Who is/ makes number 2?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on December 12, 2010, 07:04:58 PM: your body make the #2 ewww......
is #2 not a fan of you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 12, 2010, 11:54:22 PM: Yes, because I'm #1.

How many staff members does it take to run Nintendo Wiki?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 12:04:54 AM: The same amount to screw in a light bulb, only 1.

All State. Are you in good hands?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2010, 02:40:15 AM: no

How big is Really Really Big Man's kitchen?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on December 13, 2010, 03:21:40 AM: Really really really big.

Are you an apple?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 03:23:02 AM: No, an orange.

Any questions?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 13, 2010, 03:44:22 AM: Yes says no.

What's the square root of a square root?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 04:02:57 AM: A cubed root.

How many roots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 13, 2010, 04:17:04 AM: A trillion.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol horde got bored?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 13, 2010, 04:34:19 AM: OVER six.

What is a Tina, a Lord Ferrok, a Notifier, and a Tacopill? What is 42? What is NIWA? WHAT IS ANYTHING?! *explodes*
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 13, 2010, 05:53:33 AM: I'm just a worthless protoplasm...

Will I be able to successfully get the Mystical Stick and the Awesome Cape on this M3 playthrough!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 06:16:40 AM: No, you'll get the Mystical Cape and Awesome Stick.

Is it a Superman?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 13, 2010, 03:34:06 PM: No, it's just Captain Strong.

If this is a stick and this is a stick, is this a stick?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 05:04:28 PM: Quit touching my sister!

If all is lost, what exactly have we lost?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 13, 2010, 05:07:21 PM: Nothing but everything.

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 13, 2010, 08:35:43 PM: This guy here ---> :eekdance:

You and what army?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 08:40:02 PM: The army that protects the Mushroom Kingdom, who can't even defend against Bowser's invasions every couple of years.

What's wet and making popping sounds?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 13, 2010, 08:43:14 PM: Something.

Can I have another hint?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 09:12:02 PM: No.

Are you wondering why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 09:20:40 PM: No, it's just so strange.

Did Archaic forget to clean out the bath when he was done?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2010, 09:28:11 PM: yes, I don't know what he was rolling in but it's disgusting.

Why do my wrists hurt?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 13, 2010, 09:45:52 PM: Because you are an emo.

Network Hub Forum Home Help Cards Shop Search Profile Calendar Logout?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 13, 2010, 10:05:10 PM: News: Golden Sun Universe is our newest member!

How many times has Mario saved the world?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2010, 10:09:28 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 13, 2010, 10:05:10 PM
News: Golden Sun Universe is our newest member!

How many times has Mario saved the world?

Has he ever saved the whole world at once? I though he just saves the Mushroom Kingdom, or a neighboring kingdom.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 10:10:08 PM: NIWA.

Brains brains brains?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 13, 2010, 10:12:39 PM: No brains here. Go away.

Why did Lord Ferrok not ask a question and why did Notifier answer a non-existing question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 13, 2010, 10:16:50 PM: Quote from: Solar Dragon on December 13, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
No brains here. Go away.

Why did Lord Ferrok not ask a question and why did Notifier answer a non-existing question?

I did ask a question.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 10:34:07 PM: But you forgot to ask one there.

What time is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 10:42:59 PM: TOOL TIME (with Tim the Toolman Taylor!)

What would life be like if Nintendo bought out NBC (to become the Nintendo Broadcasting Company)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 10:47:14 PM: All news would be about Nintendo instead of world events ("Who cares if there are floods in South Africa? Super Mario Galaxy 3 comes out today!")

How high is the moon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 13, 2010, 10:57:12 PM: 5,688,433,158 apples.

Why doesn't Nintendo paint the moon to look like a One-Up mushroom?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 13, 2010, 10:58:18 PM: Because Nintendo is cheap and painting the moon costs money.

In America?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 13, 2010, 11:59:42 PM: No, in Japan.

What would happen if NIWA bought out Wikia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 14, 2010, 02:55:45 AM: **** would get real.

What would happen if the Government bought all wikis and made it so only they could make wikis?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 14, 2010, 04:30:54 AM: H

Should Link join Ganon just so he will eat his face for dinner?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 07:10:09 AM: No. Link should join Bowser.

Why not join Wolf?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 14, 2010, 01:13:24 PM: Because, I prefer Fox.

What is this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cR9KjAcAw)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 14, 2010, 01:18:42 PM: It's Mario's face on everything.

What is a stupid question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 14, 2010, 01:52:44 PM: Did I just kill Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 14, 2010, 02:53:00 PM: That's impossible! That can't be!

Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: DoctorPain99 on December 14, 2010, 06:01:10 PM: Darth Vader

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 14, 2010, 06:11:27 PM: Me

Can you ask this same question next?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 14, 2010, 06:59:19 PM: NEVER.

How do I live without you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 14, 2010, 07:03:04 PM: You don't, because you're already dead.

Who controls the British crown?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 14, 2010, 08:38:21 PM: The ACH. (Association of Crown Holders)

Isn't

http://www.wiinintendo.net/2010/12/02/donkey-kongs-sydney-banana-pile/ (http://www.wiinintendo.net/2010/12/02/donkey-kongs-sydney-banana-pile/)

the most awesome thing you've ever seen?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 14, 2010, 08:41:55 PM: Nah, I once saw a swarm of red ants and blacks ants fight, with wasps there to back up the red ants. The Kong's banana hoard can't hold up to that.

How much higher on the tier list would Ganondorf be if he was swapped out for Brawl Minus Ganondorf?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 14, 2010, 08:46:40 PM: ~~OVER 9000 POSITIONS HIGHER~~

God tier.

Is it normal for certain attacks to do 666% damage?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Gambler on December 14, 2010, 08:56:17 PM: Yes, if you choose Fox in Final Destination with no items.

Can you take a look at the bump in my hand?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 14, 2010, 09:00:15 PM: That bump could be a dangerous parasite living in your hand, and I would like to avoid coming in contact with it.

What does Donkey Kong do when he can't find the banana cream pie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 14, 2010, 09:03:29 PM: He goes on http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=16 (http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=16) to look for a new recipe and make a new pie.

How impossible is the Impossible Quiz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Omega Tyrant on December 14, 2010, 09:09:53 PM: About as possible as beating Falco on Jungle Japes with Ganondorf.

Are the Ninja's only natural predator re-spawning hawks that camp out above bottomless pits?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Gambler on December 14, 2010, 09:27:00 PM: Yep, if you don't count Pirates as predators. Those two are in a symbiotic relationship.

Did that made sense?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 14, 2010, 09:29:01 PM: Yes. Perfect sense.

What did you just ask?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 14, 2010, 11:03:14 PM: Nothing yet.

Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 14, 2010, 11:08:54 PM: IT'S OVER six.

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 15, 2010, 01:39:58 AM: Tiger sheep

What would a tiger sheep look like?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 15, 2010, 01:48:47 AM: White tigers with fluffy tails!

Do guys do realize that's like the third time someone used a "vegeta was does the scouter say" (not counting individual >9000's) joke?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 15, 2010, 02:07:17 AM: Yes we do.

What is this Greek city?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 15, 2010, 02:44:55 AM: Alphaomega Greekyogurt Mi Town.

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 15, 2010, 04:32:32 AM: Chicken thigh.

Who killed Laura Palmer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 15, 2010, 06:24:15 AM: Mr. Waylon Smithers

What would happen if Mario wore orange instead of red?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 15, 2010, 12:51:44 PM: All the fanboys would rant to no end.

Why do they always rant over minor stuff?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 15, 2010, 09:18:32 PM: They don't have much of a life.

Would you mind if Mario had a minor color change?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 15, 2010, 09:32:32 PM: No, because I don't care about colors.

What about you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 15, 2010, 09:44:31 PM: I have a complex hate/love relationship with them. Sometimes they just don't cooperate. But other times, they can be fun.

Why did I give a serious answer to that question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 15, 2010, 10:09:04 PM: Because you're a New Age Retro Hippie.

When's Richard Nixon getting reelected?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 12:15:57 AM: The year after he dies.

Are you who you say you are?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 16, 2010, 12:23:22 AM: Wait, I'm not sure if that was a rhetorical question or not. Please repeat.

Is this even supposed to be a rhetorical question?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 01:54:58 AM: You tell me.

What do you think should be the next question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 16, 2010, 02:25:28 AM: Something better than that question :P

How does Link carry around all of his items?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Peanut64 on December 16, 2010, 02:30:58 AM: He puts them in his Pokeball slot in his bag, silly.

Why do bomb-ombs hate Bulborbs?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 02:31:28 AM: Because they don't explode.

Don't you hate it when people "ninja" you with their posts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 16, 2010, 04:24:03 AM: It happens.

You know what else happens?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 05:01:13 AM: Gonorrhea. That stuff is terrible.

If each wiki represented a disease, what disease would Mario Wiki be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 16, 2010, 05:15:09 AM: Mad Cow Disease.

Why do sick cows get so angry?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 16, 2010, 01:00:37 PM: Because you made the sick.

How many toddlers does it take to make an army large enough to conquer Russia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 02:25:35 PM: In Soviet Russia, army makes toddlers.

What did I just say?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 05:40:21 PM: A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.

How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 16, 2010, 05:41:43 PM: Quote from: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 05:40:21 PM
A terrible Yakov Smirnoff joke.

How dragons do you have to slay to make a strawberry jam?

353

Can you set the oven to cold?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 06:03:23 PM: Can you make a Freezer warm stuff up? (Both answer and question)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 06:35:52 PM: Yes, if you elect Sarah Palin president in 2012.

What would a Sarah Palin videogame look like?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 08:31:10 PM: Like Phoenix Wright games, except with more political views and more Alaska.

What about a George Washington game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 16, 2010, 08:41:19 PM: Nah. I bet it would be... *gasp*... EDUCATIONAL!!!

If Super Mario Wiki is mad cow disease, what disease is the Donkey Kong Wiki?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 09:20:28 PM: Tapeworm?

Do you agree?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 16, 2010, 09:55:20 PM: I'll answer your question with another question:

Why would there be a worm-related disease when the DK series has very minor to no appearances of worms?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Ivy73 on December 16, 2010, 10:01:21 PM: Because this is a strangely addicting forum.

Why is Link mute?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 16, 2010, 10:07:48 PM: He has a pretty squeaky voice. Pretty embarrassing.

Why isn't Navi mute?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 16, 2010, 10:19:26 PM: Because Navi doesn't want to be.

Why is Red mute?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 16, 2010, 10:25:01 PM: Because he's too tired to talk after walking so much!

Why does he have to WALK everywhere? (or bike)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 16, 2010, 11:21:38 PM: Because he's a paraplegic.

Did you read this question before answering?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 16, 2010, 11:56:45 PM: Evidently not.

If the last Metroid is in captivity, why isn't the galaxy at peace yet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 12:01:52 AM: Because there's another galaxy with troubles far far away

Why is this galaxy a candy bar?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 17, 2010, 12:15:59 AM: Who said I was eating a Milky Way? (both answer and question)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 17, 2010, 01:56:02 AM: Who said I cared? (answer/question duality!)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 17, 2010, 03:49:55 AM: This guy here --> ???

How far were you thinking you could go with the answer/question thing?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 04:03:44 AM: How far do you think you would go with stopping the whole thing? (Answer/question lives again!)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 17, 2010, 08:53:40 AM: Not far enough!

How far is not far enough?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 01:11:53 PM: How far do you think? (Question/Answer again)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 17, 2010, 01:33:07 PM: Can't *you* give a distance? (question/answer duality).
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 09:37:52 PM: Do you think I can actually do that? (Question/Answer again)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 17, 2010, 09:44:46 PM: No.

Did I just break the question/answer in one chain?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 09:57:45 PM: Yes you did.

Aren't you also glad that Solar Dragon did?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 17, 2010, 10:02:38 PM: I guess so.

Why can't I own a Canadian?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 17, 2010, 10:11:55 PM: Because in Soviet Russia, Canadian would then own you. And because it isn't right.

Why must I make these bad jokes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 18, 2010, 12:33:46 AM: Because you're incapable of those good jokes.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 18, 2010, 02:38:56 AM: 3

What charges would be pressed against a nunchuck for chucking nuns?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 18, 2010, 03:18:11 AM: First degree nunchuckery, recommended sentence of being forced to use a GameCube Controller.

Why is this a stupid question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 18, 2010, 03:21:55 AM: Because it doesn't deserve an answer.

Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 18, 2010, 03:46:29 AM: Quote from: BrandedOne on December 18, 2010, 03:21:55 AM
Because it doesn't deserve an answer.

Why is there a vacuum cleaner in my bedroom?

It's trying to kill you.

Why would a vacuum want to kill him?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 18, 2010, 04:07:56 AM: They make it suck things up.

Why must we be so cruel?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 18, 2010, 05:21:15 AM: Because cruel rhymes with "jewel"!

What does jewel rhyme with?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 18, 2010, 12:25:15 PM: Pool

How many other words rhyme with these?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 18, 2010, 02:41:53 PM: Knees, please, peas, sneeze, cheese, seas, bees, fees, wheeze, etc.

Can you find more that I missed?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 18, 2010, 03:04:38 PM: With ease. Geese, you missed he's and Miis.

can i haz cheezburger?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 18, 2010, 04:04:11 PM: No, it's not healthy for cats to have that.

What makes this question stupid?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 18, 2010, 04:35:45 PM: You tell me.

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 18, 2010, 08:31:58 PM: Wynaut?

Is Mr. Saturn brand coffee legal?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 19, 2010, 01:25:45 AM: Only on Jupiter (and some jurisdictions on Uranus).

When will Nintendo start making AO games?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 19, 2010, 01:31:25 AM: Last September

Who is the bogyman?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 19, 2010, 01:59:42 AM: The Boogeyman (spoiler alert!) is actually Severus Snake, from Metal Gear Solid: The Half-Blood Prince.

Why was the preceding answer terrible?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 19, 2010, 02:32:03 AM: It was so terrible that it was stupid.

Is it so stupid it's terrible?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 19, 2010, 02:50:16 AM: Depends. If the cow comes from the valley, then yes. If not, no.

Has the cow come from the valley?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 19, 2010, 03:41:07 AM: I asked it, but all it said was "moo"...

Mooo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 19, 2010, 03:48:48 AM: Meow!

Do you love Captain Compost Heap?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 19, 2010, 04:45:42 AM: Ehhh....yeah! Sounds awesome, he does!

Ehh...uh...what does he do again?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 19, 2010, 04:48:58 AM: He does whatever he wants to, he's just that cool.

How did he achieve the rank of Captain?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 19, 2010, 04:51:52 AM: He obtained the rank of CAPTAIN by reaching the top of his ECHELADDER.

edisnooM ot emocleW?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 19, 2010, 05:06:38 AM: Are today how you?

Are today how you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Tina on December 19, 2010, 05:59:46 AM: Hey, you're parking meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha... that's so funny.

Was it a wise idea for me to listen to Moonside Swing on repeat for 20 minutes or so?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 19, 2010, 06:09:05 AM: No, you should have listened to Sunnyside Swing,

Are these posts getting less and less related?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on December 19, 2010, 07:36:40 AM: Monkeys.

FALCON PAWNCH!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 19, 2010, 11:07:20 AM: Missed me.

Llama?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 19, 2010, 01:25:40 PM: With hats!

Would you believe strawberry milkshake?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 19, 2010, 01:30:09 PM: Make it Raspberry.

/<4|\| _|00 |_||\||)3R$74|\||) 7|-|12?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 19, 2010, 05:21:35 PM: 1 (4N $934|{ 1~ 1337$934|{ 700

(4N ¥0(_) $934|{ 17 700?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 19, 2010, 05:44:03 PM: Only on Thursdays.

What's more annoying than leet-speak?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 19, 2010, 05:45:13 PM: Feet-speak.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 19, 2010, 05:59:38 PM: Chuck Norris can't be chucked by woodchucks, so it's kind of a moot point.

Why is Leonardo's Workshop so broken?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 19, 2010, 06:55:18 PM: Because he eats too much pizza.

Why isn't there a Frasier videogame?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 01:59:33 AM: Because it would be too popular

How much is that doggy in the window?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 02:25:03 AM: 2389$

You willing to pay for it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 20, 2010, 02:39:48 AM: No

Who would win in a fight, Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 20, 2010, 02:42:01 AM: Anne Frank.

? = ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 20, 2010, 03:00:46 AM: arcsec(1.5e^(67/2))/9001

Surely you can't be serious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 20, 2010, 03:25:53 AM: Don't call me Shirley.

How the heck did this thing reach 20 pages worth of responses in under a month?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 20, 2010, 04:41:39 AM: By users breaking the fourth wall and talking about the thread itself.

How many pages will this thread collect?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 05:03:36 AM: the same amount of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop.

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 20, 2010, 05:14:51 AM: 4,593. Trust me, I counted.

01000001 01010010 01000101 01011001 01001111 01010101 01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 20, 2010, 05:21:42 AM: Bulbabot, Get out of here!

Who is Bulbabot?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 05:37:07 AM: Bulbagarden's resident evildoer.

WHY?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 20, 2010, 05:46:43 AM: Because Metroid Wiki is down and I'm bored.

Why do we have a :mario: mario :mario: icon but not a Samus icon? :samus:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 07:19:13 AM: Because they're working on one *prods random spriter*

Why isn't the word "palindrome" a palindrome?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 03:18:47 PM: Because nobody asked it to be.

why isn't there a contraction for the word contraction?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 20, 2010, 08:24:36 PM: Because they figured there would be a paradox.

Did you know Donkey Kong can punch the moon out of orbit?
[spoiler]
...in DKCR.
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 20, 2010, 08:29:33 PM: Yes

Capt. Falcon or Donkey Kong?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 20, 2010, 08:35:37 PM: Ganondorf.

Why the heck did Nintendo give us fifty digit friend codes instead of simple friend requests?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 20, 2010, 08:40:04 PM: Nintendo logic.

How much is a chance?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 20, 2010, 08:48:13 PM: 4368

Can we move away from this semi spam thread and have real threads?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 20, 2010, 09:41:52 PM: We need balance. Some are making this semi-spam, others are just making this a game.

What do you make this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 20, 2010, 10:49:59 PM: Fun

do u liek mudkipz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 21, 2010, 01:22:30 AM: ERROR: COMPUTER CANNOT COMPUTE DUE TO GRAMMAR HAMMER NOT TURNING ON.

Do you like Mudkip?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 21, 2010, 01:29:47 AM: ?BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 21, 2010, 01:58:24 AM: What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? ... Wait a minute! Is this one of those virus emails?! Like the kind that moms and offshore casinos send you?!? I'll take care of this!

Did you get the reference?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 21, 2010, 03:09:09 PM: No.

Question: what bear is the best?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 22, 2010, 05:14:01 AM: Quote from: Notifier on December 21, 2010, 03:09:09 PM
No.

Question: what bear is the best?

The one from Harvey Birdman

Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 22, 2010, 09:39:31 AM: Yes. My doctor told me it's a brain disease.

How can you tell that you are losing your sanity?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 22, 2010, 01:17:17 PM: Because seven eight nine!

At what age did Mozart start killing people?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 22, 2010, 02:35:48 PM: Yesterday

Ninjask used Quick Attack!
What will Slowpoke do?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 22, 2010, 03:23:52 PM: DIE!

YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 22, 2010, 04:04:46 PM: YOU DARE BRING THE MOON TO THE SUN!

You dare ask a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 22, 2010, 11:25:05 PM: It's the point of the thread.

Would you be honored to have that question nominated as one of the stupidest ones on the thread?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 23, 2010, 12:22:58 AM: No, because I didn't ask it.

Should I have let ~~Turtwig A~~ Notifier answer that question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 03:25:29 AM: Should you?

If all I know is a lie, is the fact that I know this also a lie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 23, 2010, 04:34:36 AM: 404 Error: Paradox found.

Do Donkey Kong's nanners ever get rotten?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 04:35:49 AM: Donkey Kong's nanners are always ripe.

Or are they not?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 23, 2010, 04:41:08 AM: I always see 'em ripe myself.

Do they always taste good too?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 23, 2010, 04:42:33 AM: Only with ketchup.

?eeffoc emos ekil uoy dluoW
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 04:56:15 AM: uoy knaht oN

What's going on?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 23, 2010, 04:57:37 AM: This.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the amount of views this forum got?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 23, 2010, 04:58:16 AM: Seven.

Has anyone watched Twin Peaks?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 05:19:48 AM: Not me sorry.

Does killing time damage eternity?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 23, 2010, 05:35:00 AM: No, it only damages time.

Why don't we have the dancing banana as an emoticon here?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Malake256 on December 23, 2010, 07:00:20 AM: Because it'd get old after seeing seven-hundred dancing nanas.

Where can I leave my interesting or creative comments?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 23, 2010, 11:44:19 AM: In my mail box, along with a letter licensing them to me.

Who wants to buy interesting and/or creative comments?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 23, 2010, 02:19:51 PM: Sold for $5.

You want a swing?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 23, 2010, 08:23:43 PM: Naw.

Can we have a dancing nanner emoticon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 24, 2010, 12:38:03 AM: DON'T ASK THE SAME QUESTION TWICE!

Can we have a dancing plantain emoticon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 24, 2010, 03:29:28 AM: PBJ time?

PBJ time?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 24, 2010, 04:30:12 AM: Not yet.

Why can't I ask a question twice to emphasize it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SuperAlpaca on December 24, 2010, 04:40:41 AM: Mario will get confuzzled. :mario:

Why must school exist?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 24, 2010, 04:47:18 AM: So you don't ask stupid questions.

Why is his head so big?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 24, 2010, 06:01:07 AM: Where are you coming from?

Do you think Nintendo is a company?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 24, 2010, 06:10:26 AM: Of course, it's a car company.

Do you think Kyoto is a city?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 24, 2010, 03:00:32 PM: No, you're thinking of Tokyo!

Have you been to that huge hotel in Kyoto? http://www.granviakyoto.com/
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: BrandedOne on December 24, 2010, 03:24:06 PM: Only in my dreams.

What do you dream of?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 24, 2010, 03:39:34 PM: Pigs flying.

Do androids dream of electric sheep (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mareep_(Pokémon))?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 24, 2010, 04:01:27 PM: Only if they are programed to.

Why don't they look?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 24, 2010, 06:37:39 PM: Ask 'em yourself.

Why are character models made in 1994 superior to ones made in 2010?
[spoiler]
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:DKRhino_DKC.png (http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:DKRhino_DKC.png)
Compared to
http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:RambiRhinoDKCR.png (http://www.donkeykongwiki.com/File:RambiRhinoDKCR.png)
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 24, 2010, 06:42:17 PM: Because Cartoon Network quit showing great cartoons.

When is Sarah Palin going to be made President of Nintendo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 24, 2010, 06:43:53 PM: December 31, 2012.

Why are lazors always blue?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 24, 2010, 06:49:01 PM: Because blue is the color of pie.

What's the most prominent featuring of lasers you've seen in a video game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 24, 2010, 11:40:50 PM: Star fox

Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 26, 2010, 12:51:23 AM: Nevar.

Isn't it obvious that the Sun is Golden?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 26, 2010, 01:06:31 AM: No

Why is the sky purple?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 26, 2010, 01:17:45 AM: It's not, it's really red.

Why would anyone put a banana in the refriger-izer? (extra points if you get the reference)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 26, 2010, 01:28:53 AM: (Rocko's Modern Life, right)

Because God says so.

Why must the cake be destroyed by chicken?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 01:30:29 AM: Because the cow would make the cake taste funny.

Which Nintendo character would you like to see on a risque foldout?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 01:51:38 AM: Goombario?
:eekdance: What???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 26, 2010, 02:22:21 AM: :o THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about the number of scouter jokes made here?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 02:24:25 AM: It's under three.

Which Donkey Kong character would you most like to go out on a date with?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 26, 2010, 03:20:12 AM: Candy

Satoshi and Hikari! Any Need to Worry in a Tag Battle!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 03:34:41 AM: Yes
:eekdance:? :eekdance:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 26, 2010, 04:04:52 AM: meow

meow?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 26, 2010, 10:01:39 AM: No you cannot go outside.

Why can't the cat go outside?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 26, 2010, 02:49:34 PM: The cat can't go outside because HE'S ALREADY OUTSIDE!

Who let the cat out?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 02:55:27 PM: He did-> :angel:. Go get him :police:!

Who let the dogs out!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 03:52:06 PM: Wikileaks did.

Which Pokemon would you rather be responsible for your death?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 03:54:21 PM: Anything but Hypno.

What do you think a Hypno can do to you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 26, 2010, 09:16:00 PM: Nothing major, probably.

Why the heck did it take this long for STICKING snow to appear in NY?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on December 26, 2010, 11:06:52 PM: Because it has the Empire State Building.

Why does snow barely come to Ohio at all?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 26, 2010, 11:10:21 PM: Because Cleveland sucks.

Who on the NIWA forums would you most like to go out on a date with?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 27, 2010, 10:34:17 AM: BulbaBot

What do you mean BulbaBot isn't a member here?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 27, 2010, 06:33:52 PM: Bulbabot got into some... "complications", unfortunately.

Is Donkey Kong better with the barrel roll than Star Fox characters?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 27, 2010, 06:45:17 PM: Survey says, "YES".

Why does the cow hate apple pies and kittys?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 27, 2010, 08:16:42 PM: Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.

What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 27, 2010, 08:25:56 PM: Quote from: Maxite on December 27, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
Because they're classics, and cows aren't conformist.

What Nintendo character would you like to see make a cameo on Naruto?

None.

Why is naruto still around?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 27, 2010, 08:45:28 PM: Because Narutards will kill themselves if it isn't

Why don't Narutards just kill themselves?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 27, 2010, 08:49:13 PM: They'd rather have other people kill them.

Is Ullrich based off of Jan Ullrich, or some other Ullrich?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 27, 2010, 08:52:00 PM: I don't know that is. D:<

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 27, 2010, 11:31:36 PM: Too obscure.

Wild ABRA appeared! What will MAGIKARP do?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 12:22:08 AM: MAGIKARP used Splash! The Wild ABRA randomly combusted into flames!

Why is Magikarp so unloved?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 12:41:15 AM: Because people know that when it evolves it will kill them, regardless of whether they loved it or not.

What Nintendo series would you like to see made into a sitcom on NBC?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 12:54:01 AM: Ice Climbers 8)

What sitcom would you like made into a Nintendo series?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on December 28, 2010, 01:03:50 AM: The Big Bang Theory, as they already play Nintendo games among others (although they inexcusably used the pronunciation "ah-carina" of Time and for that I can never forgive them).

Why does Tony from EarthBound make people uncomfortable?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 01:08:58 AM: Yes

Yes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 01:23:42 AM: No.

Got milk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 28, 2010, 03:08:06 AM: MOO!

Why is my pet elephant so luminous?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 28, 2010, 04:01:27 AM: You feed it too many children.

Why won't anyone post in the Nintendo Wars page?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:03:27 AM: Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.

Why such short notice on downtimes? (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=725.0)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 28, 2010, 04:04:13 AM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:03:27 AM
Obviously, a War would erupt involving Nintendo.

Why such short notice on downtimes? (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=725.0)

Why did you post something only staff can see?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 04:12:49 AM: Because all the sites hosted by Porplemontage will be going down sometime from 12am-6am for two hours to install stuff.

Why Porple, why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 04:15:31 AM: Because Porple secretly hates Mario and will create the Justin Bieber wiki

Why Porple, why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:29:43 AM: Who knows.

I am so evil for posting stuff only admins can see, amiright?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 28, 2010, 04:30:51 AM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:29:43 AM
Who knows.

I am so evil for posting stuff only admins can see, amiright?

I guess, in a Team Rocket kinda way.

Why hasn't MuffinPaula been banned yet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 28, 2010, 04:32:47 AM: Because we all hate Nintendo but are too afraid to say it

Should we stop trolling him/her?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 04:37:47 AM: No

Why don't you show me your moves?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:46:22 AM: You're not worthy.

But can mere mortals ever be worthy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 28, 2010, 05:01:50 AM: Yes, if you have a Cabana Deed. That'll resolve everything.

What is a man? *throws wine glass*
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 05:03:13 AM: Someone with a penis.

What is love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 28, 2010, 05:08:05 AM: A staple remover, A pawn shop receipt for a ten gauge shotgun, A bottle of Fleishman's lemon-flavored gin, Twelve hotpads, and an alternator.

I want some curry, would you make me some curry?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 05:17:02 AM: Curry is evil.

Why did socialism fail?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 06:10:18 AM: Because God likes to make little girls cry.

How many of us would still be fans if Nintendo shut down Bulbapedia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 06:12:11 AM: Twelve

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on December 28, 2010, 07:40:11 AM: because many people depend on it for many thing about things they don't know about pokemon and learn about it

What would happen if Luigi became the star of the mario series
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 28, 2010, 03:17:23 PM: Kelloggs would start selling Luigi-Os.

What Pokemon would make the best mascot for breakfast cereal?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 28, 2010, 03:19:21 PM: Muk.

Why did Maxite ninja me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 28, 2010, 04:03:11 PM: You were wide open.

Forget to wear your ninja-proof clothes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 28, 2010, 06:44:42 PM: No

How come people believe in Santa?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on December 29, 2010, 12:14:36 AM: Because little children need something to believe in

What would happen if all but one dairy farms went out of buisness?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 29, 2010, 12:16:16 AM: Cheese prices would skyrocket

Should thou preparest for trouble?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 29, 2010, 02:03:33 AM: No, from the stars, a nasty surprise!

Was it a bad idea to change the Team Rocket motto?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 29, 2010, 02:05:54 AM: Depends.

What's the new motto?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 29, 2010, 02:15:56 AM: Behold, for we are the avengers of evil and all that is wrong with the world! Give us anything and everything of conceivable value, and we shall leave you alone until the next episode! Team Rocket, fight!

What would life be like if Wario was President of the United States?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 29, 2010, 02:27:13 AM: Dictatorship

Why must we be mad?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 29, 2010, 06:06:14 AM: It's better then being sad.

How does Samus keep her ponytail in her helmet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 29, 2010, 06:08:07 AM: She bastes it frequently to ensure a magnificently moist haunch.

How does Samus turn into a Morphing Ball?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 29, 2010, 06:29:25 AM: Easily

How many penguins can you fit in an aeroplane?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 29, 2010, 06:33:24 AM: Two

Who will be eaten first? (http://rubbersuitstudios.com/ptcct.htm)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 29, 2010, 06:43:47 AM: Jack and Jill.

Mmmmm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 29, 2010, 06:44:54 AM: No you cannot haz pie!

If a quiz is quizzical, what is an exam?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 29, 2010, 05:08:53 PM: Examined!

What brand of soft drink does Mario prefer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 29, 2010, 07:00:21 PM: Dr. Mario

Why wasn't my dad here this morning?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on December 29, 2010, 10:40:09 PM: You don't wanna know

Where was your mom this morning?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 29, 2010, 10:45:36 PM: Dead.

Why is there a giant playing card in my front yard?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 29, 2010, 11:17:24 PM: It's from Oz.

Are we still in Kansas?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 29, 2010, 11:20:12 PM: Nah, it's all un-colorful there.

Toto, what does the scouter say about The Wizard's power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 29, 2010, 11:25:52 PM: It's 2.

How many Floormasters does it take to screw in an Impa? (no dirty innuendos there)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 29, 2010, 11:29:07 PM: A lot

Then who was phone?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 29, 2010, 11:58:16 PM: <deep voice> Yo' momma! </voice>

Just what kind of deal would Wikia have to offer Archaic for him to take it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 01:13:09 AM: Title of "Supreme Chancellor Fuhrer of All of Wikia and Wikidom for Life" and complete control of Wikia and Wikidom (because Wikia thinks they are the only way to have a wiki) and a scepter.

Why does Wikia suck so much?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 01:23:47 AM: I would ask the guys over at the Anti-Wikia Alliance.

So, I just so happened to catch wind that you are in favor of the Pokémon known to most as "Mudkips"?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 01:36:25 AM: WRONG

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 30, 2010, 02:48:31 AM: No.

What is pi - Ness?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 03:11:43 AM: ?²²(ß+?^?)

Scouter, what does the power level say about Vegeta?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 30, 2010, 03:15:08 AM: It's over five cheesecakes!

Which Pokemon would you like to see created in real life so you can kill it ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 03:15:47 AM: Snorlax. We would have a feast.

What is wrong with the smilie on the right?
:D :D :D :D :-[
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 03:24:08 AM: The smilie realized that he/she doesn't have any ears.

Can we give them ears?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 03:38:40 AM: No, because then they would hear the horrible things we say about them.

WikiBound has released their new skin, why not check it out?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 03:47:24 AM: I hate the Mother series.

???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 30, 2010, 03:53:38 AM: Fushigi!

Why must Aiko-chan hate EarthBound?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 04:09:46 AM: Because I find it to be a boring and overrated RPG.

What does constitute an exciting and underrated AR-PEE-GEE?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 30, 2010, 04:35:12 AM: Baten Kaitos, I'd say.

Was that an answer not fitting to the theme of the game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 04:39:13 AM: Decidedly so.

If I have three banana bunches, how many bananas do I have?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 04:40:43 AM: Between 9 and 36, since bunches are usually between 3 and 12 bananas.

Why did I answer it rike that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 04:44:17 AM: Because you aren't a DKC fan, obviously.

DKWiki doesn't have a new skin, why don't you check it out?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 04:50:26 AM: No.

UgozimaWiki has a new skin, why don't you check it out?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 04:56:44 AM: Because it's not part of NIWA.

Did I start something?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 05:01:02 AM: If you wanna start something, it's gonna start.

Do you see no evil?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 05:35:31 AM: I see too much evil :o

Is Pokémon Advanced Generation: I've Begun Hiragana and Katakana! (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Advanced_Generation:_I%27ve_Begun_Hiragana_and_Katakana!) the best game ever?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 30, 2010, 06:00:12 AM: Only on opposite day.

Am I the answer for the questions that you still have?

[spoiler]
If you know what I'm referencing you win lotsa spaghetti
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 30, 2010, 07:04:37 AM: You win this round, Trebek!

How many times has Princess Zelda lost her virginity in the Zelda franchise?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 07:16:56 AM: 42

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 07:58:20 AM: The ? means hat it is very likely to be one.

Is this smilie running a piece of dental floss through its head? :eekdance:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 30, 2010, 08:22:39 AM: YES! YES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)

Was that an acceptable answer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on December 30, 2010, 09:11:40 AM: It is, or these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Srh6pyyFs) aren't jelly-filled donuts.

If you met Batman, what would you ask him?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 30, 2010, 10:27:38 PM: What animal he's based on.

You dare bring FISH HEADS! to my lair?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 30, 2010, 11:08:05 PM: Yes. I even poisoned them just for you.

What's the strongest power-up in Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on December 31, 2010, 02:28:33 AM: Penguin Suit because penguins are great!

USO DA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on December 31, 2010, 02:54:16 AM: No

In honor of my 666th post I feel I have to ask a evil question

Who do you like better Satan or Hades?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 31, 2010, 02:59:43 AM: That was an evil question, so now I will eat your face for dinner.

Should Deathborn and I create an evil alliance of knight and fungus?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 31, 2010, 03:58:20 AM: Falcon yes!

. . .?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 31, 2010, 05:18:13 AM: ...!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
| ( | BOOM?
| ___________________________|
| /_/ /
| /__/
|__/
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 31, 2010, 05:22:38 AM: No.

Would you try Green Eggs and Ham, Sam-I-Am?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on December 31, 2010, 06:37:16 AM: I could not, would not, in a house.

How about with a mouse?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on December 31, 2010, 07:53:24 AM: I will not eat them with a mouse, I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a goat, I will not eat them on a boat, I will not eat them on a train, I will not eat them on a plane, I will not eat them with a plan, I will not eat them in Kazakhstan, I will not eat them with a Marxist, I will not eat them with a Communist, I will not eat them with the Chinese, I will not eat them with the Japanese.

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on December 31, 2010, 06:54:03 PM: Because Dr. Seuss would like to have a word with you on butchering his story lines.

What was the first question that started this game off?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on December 31, 2010, 08:50:06 PM: H.

Are your Foppies borange?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 01, 2011, 12:40:00 AM: Yesh!

Who are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 01, 2011, 02:12:38 AM: I'm your daddy.

When will Nintendo file for bankruptcy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 01, 2011, 02:21:36 AM: When Hell freezes over.

Are you trying to make me cry?!??!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Level 3 on January 01, 2011, 02:46:10 AM: Everybody cries.

Why is it that Ganondorf forgets to use his sword in Smash Bros.?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 01, 2011, 05:35:08 AM: Quote from: Level 3 on January 01, 2011, 02:46:10 AM
Everybody cries.

Why is it that Ganondorf forgets to use his sword in Smash Bros.?

Same reason Capt. Falcon forgets to use his gun.

What is the reason?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 01, 2011, 05:43:25 AM: Reason for what?

Why does Sony suck so bad?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 01, 2011, 05:51:05 AM: The Sega/Rare curse got them.

Are Pikmin cannibalistic?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 01, 2011, 06:27:22 AM: YES!

Should FPS developers for the Wii look to GoldenEye and make sure their game is as great as GoldenEye Wii is?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 01, 2011, 06:30:17 AM: Only on Tuesday! *bombs?*

Ghesh nich jeth cish nitnitch smich? And if so, why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 01, 2011, 06:33:34 AM: ???????????????????

WHY AM I SO FABULOUS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 01, 2011, 05:33:26 PM: Only in your head.

If I had a dime for every stupid question asked here, how much money would I have?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 01, 2011, 06:01:40 PM: You'd be crushed under a pile of dimes.

What would you do if Nintendo sold off the rights to Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Nintendoguy1 on January 01, 2011, 11:27:31 PM: I would say "YES I GOT THE RIGHTS TO MARIO"

What would you do if Nintendo accidentally dropped the rights to Mario in a shredder?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 02, 2011, 12:08:39 AM: They would still have a safety copy. You know Nintendo, they're always trying to be safe legally and all that.

If I had a dime for every stupid answer here, how rich would I be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 03:39:25 AM: Moderately.

If I had an elephant every time I see an elephant, how many elephants would I have?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 02, 2011, 04:06:23 AM: 2.54

Wild HAVOCREAPER appeared! What will <poster below> do?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 02, 2011, 04:17:23 AM: Kill it and have it mounted on my wall.

What will the next wiki be to join NIWA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 04:49:06 AM: Wikia

How many Eskimos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 02, 2011, 04:54:57 AM: Depends.

What's their salary?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 02, 2011, 06:40:44 AM: $30 an hour that they don't do anything, $60 elsewise.

Is elsewise even a word?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 02, 2011, 07:21:55 AM: Nein

Doth thou enjoy mudkipz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 09:03:15 AM: No. However, I have been informed that you have a preference for them.

Why are birds so noisy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 02, 2011, 02:18:25 PM: Because they have no reason not to be.

Why not give them a reason?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 02, 2011, 02:50:15 PM: Because we hate Steve.

Why doesn't Nintendo implement jiggle physics in the next Mario game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 02, 2011, 02:56:46 PM: Because they would be sued by the inventors of it.

Who invented jiggle physics?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 02, 2011, 04:11:04 PM: Some sad pathetic lonely virgin.

What comes next?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 02, 2011, 11:35:53 PM: The chicken, the egg, and Reggie Fils-Aime with a knife about to kill Shigesato Itoi.

How morbid can you be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 03, 2011, 05:00:11 AM: Very

Is the truth is out there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 03, 2011, 05:02:34 AM: Yup. It's out there, hanging out with the lies.

Is the truth in there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 03, 2011, 08:57:28 AM: Yes. However, if the truth was not in here, then I would still give the same answer.

Does sniffing monkeys harm your brain?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 03, 2011, 09:53:38 AM: YES

Is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 03, 2011, 10:07:37 AM: That depends.

Are you surprised that this question is not "Depends on what?"?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 03, 2011, 10:53:03 AM: No.

Would you believe that this sucker's electrical, but I need plutonium to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity needed to power the flux capacitor.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 03, 2011, 11:46:39 AM: Not really.

Why question if the answer is stupid?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 03, 2011, 01:07:53 PM: Why not?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 03, 2011, 01:10:22 PM: Because some people put illegitimate answers that are also questions.

Why does every Mario game have to do with stars?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 03, 2011, 01:18:17 PM: Because Mario is a superstar.

Which Mario game does not involve stars at all?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 03, 2011, 06:14:16 PM: Mario Galaxy 2. Not a star to be seen, as all the acting was bad.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 03, 2011, 08:35:14 PM: Wherever you put it.

Do you leik treekoz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 03, 2011, 08:50:28 PM: Nu!

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!??!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 03, 2011, 09:38:59 PM: SnorlaxMonster did.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 12:40:43 AM: He can't, he's paraplegic.

Why was I touching Aiko's gun?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 04, 2011, 02:44:50 AM: You didn't have anything better to do.

How many times will the average person lose live in order to complete DKCR?

[spoiler]
Hint: Possibly ?9000
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 04, 2011, 03:12:44 AM: OVER well... maybe about 7.

Will Tina Fay please come to the stage?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 03:36:59 AM: Sorry, she died years ago in an accident at the sandwich factory.

Who wears short shorts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 04, 2011, 03:52:45 AM: We wear short shorts!

What kind of kids eat Armor hot dogs?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 04:46:44 AM: Armor kids.

If I am a rodent, what does that make you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 04, 2011, 05:38:42 AM: Gojira!

Why doesn't Japan move the capital of Japan if Godzilla keeps destroying it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 06:36:26 AM: Because it's cheaper to rebuild than to move.

What words come to mind when you imagine Wario in a tight girdle?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 04, 2011, 06:39:50 AM: Bulge

Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 07:39:30 AM: Chuck Norris. No question.

Who would win in a fight, Captain Falcon, Bruce Lee, or Mr. Miyagi (no Chuck Norris)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 04, 2011, 07:50:58 AM: Mr. Miyagi. He has the power of wax on, wax off.

Why does Chuck Norris suck?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 08:38:28 AM: Because it is safer than blowing.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 09:22:35 AM: I like cheese!

Why doesn't Nintendo have a decent "modern" FPS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 10:19:12 AM: Because it would ruin their family-friendly reputation.

What is the worst that could happen by mixing up taxidermy and taxonomy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on January 04, 2011, 12:08:00 PM: Taxes could rise.

Why isn't there a Juice Party?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 04, 2011, 12:34:55 PM: Because there is no orange party.

Does anyone else think oranges are better than apples?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 04, 2011, 12:44:31 PM: Nein. Herr Aiko hates oranges.

Anyone else here ever played NINTENDO SIXTY-FIVE?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 04, 2011, 02:32:58 PM: No, but I have seen them be player through my window on my neighbor's computer screen when he was watching LPs on Youtube of the VC version of a N65 game.

What is the biggest problem with a 65-bit processor?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 04, 2011, 06:09:36 PM: It just doesn't puree as good as a 128-bit processor.

What would Wario's name be if he was a woman?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 05, 2011, 04:15:36 AM: Peach ;D

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, so what is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 05, 2011, 05:02:18 AM: It's... a distraction!

Did the distraction work?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 05, 2011, 05:31:39 AM: no

Is Gillette the best a man can get?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 05, 2011, 06:11:07 AM: You could do worse.

What took you so long?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 05, 2011, 06:13:02 AM: I was stalling.

Have you ever purposely stalled a stall?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 08:20:47 AM: You can only uninstall or install a stall. You can't stall a stall.

What would it be like if Nintendo was a comic company?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 05, 2011, 08:30:01 AM: Dunno

Why is my heart wanting love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 05, 2011, 10:51:55 AM: Because you're hungry.

How can you tell that there is rotting flesh in your armpit?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 03:12:23 PM: Because you detect no smell coming from it, even after several weeks without using deodorant.

How many Pikachu would you have to kill to make a decent sized quilt from their pelts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 05, 2011, 06:37:02 PM: 25

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 05, 2011, 09:10:11 PM: Under the big, fluffy bun.

Why does McDonald's suck?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Seritinajii on January 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM: Because the McDonald brothers died long ago.

What did they have on their farm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 05, 2011, 10:25:57 PM: Es, Is, and Os.

Did you know that the McDonald's brothers were actually really people?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 05, 2011, 10:50:27 PM: Yes

Wasn't mcdonalds cutting down rainforests to raise cheep beef?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 05, 2011, 11:46:57 PM: No, that was ExxonMobil.

How many gallons of fat are in Wario's gut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 05, 2011, 11:53:54 PM: Scientists are unsure at this time.

¿Why am I using an upside down question mark if I'm typing English?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 06, 2011, 02:21:08 AM: Because you liek them.

So I herd...?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 06, 2011, 03:42:56 AM: No, you didn't.

How are we gonna find the princess, with the powah out?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 06, 2011, 04:39:56 AM: Toast toast.

How many Shaymins does it take to change a Snorlax's diaper?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 06, 2011, 04:46:41 AM: Depends.

Are they all Sky Form?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 06:16:44 AM: NEIN

Is adding a question mark to the end of any sentence make it a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 06:40:36 AM: Clearly.

Why do my scissors need another pair of scissors to remove them from their packet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 06:43:27 AM: It's a time paradox!

What will happen if my car gets struck by a bolt of lightning while travelling at 88 mph?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 06:48:09 AM: You will be electrocuted and killed; however, if the car is a DeLorean DMC-12 and you have a flux capacitor, there is a 0.8385% chance that you will travel through time instead of being electrocuted.

Does this question deserve an answer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 06, 2011, 12:22:28 PM: Only if the year is 1983.

How many Yoshis have been killed since their introduction?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 12:44:42 PM: Seventeen

If all goo-goos are waa-waas, and all waa-waas are baa-baas, are all goo-goos baa-baas?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 01:50:45 PM: Baby says yes.

Does that mean all babies are sheep?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 01:53:28 PM: Not neccasarily

NANI QUE WHAT?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 02:01:28 PM: Of all the languages, you chose to say "what" in the three that I understand it in.

Is that lemur harassing your pet liger?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 02:03:30 PM: Nein

Do you wub me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 06, 2011, 04:40:24 PM: .......never.........

What is yellow snow?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 06, 2011, 08:42:20 PM: Rebellious.

Is this annoying?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 06, 2011, 09:58:12 PM: YES! YES!

Why is my Facebook profile picture a crossdressing boy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 06, 2011, 11:25:51 PM: Because you needed to take a picture of yourself.

What do you call a blind seeing-eye dog?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 06, 2011, 11:51:55 PM: A disabled seeing eye dog that looks like YOUR MOM! *is shot*

Someone point me out the point why some points point their pointers held in their pointer fingers at other pointy points who don't have pointer fingers that can carry pointers? Could I just get to the point?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 07, 2011, 12:57:42 AM: I'll be blunt; no.

Was that a really lame pun?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 04:41:34 AM: Try again later.

What Nintendo characters are gay?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 07, 2011, 04:47:16 AM: Tony and Birdo.

function onTouch(part)
   local humanoid = part.Parent:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
   if (humanoid ~= nil) then   -- if a humanoid exists, then
      humanoid.Health = 0   -- damage the humanoid
   end
end

script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 07, 2011, 04:47:59 AM: Baba (F-Zero GX) He wears purple and tiger stripes also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yKtghvSmQI

What is the answer to life?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 05:05:44 AM: Forty-two.

What was the forty-second game ever made by Nintendo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 07, 2011, 05:29:51 AM: The Game of Life.

function onTouch(part)
   local humanoid = part.Parent:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
   if (humanoid ~= nil) then   -- if a humanoid exists, then
      humanoid.Health = 0   -- damage the humanoid
   end
end

script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 07, 2011, 11:54:58 AM: script.Parent.Touched:connect(onTouch) = False

Was that perhaps written in Lua (http://roblox.wikia.com/wiki/Lua)? (I just googled your code to figure out what it was)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 07, 2011, 04:36:02 PM: In fact, it actually was! ROBLOX Lua, that is! (The ROBLOX Lua is a bit edited from the main Lua)

so i herd u liek totodilez!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 07, 2011, 05:32:34 PM: Yes, they make great assassins.

What's your favorite AMV?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 07, 2011, 09:19:24 PM: That one with the song from that band and the anime that one from that Japanese dude.

What does yaoi mean?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on January 07, 2011, 09:38:05 PM: what the heck?
i ran out of stupid questions can anyone give me directions to the stupid question store?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 07, 2011, 09:53:00 PM: Niet

Who is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 07, 2011, 10:04:41 PM: That's your boy.

GOY?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 08, 2011, 01:50:06 AM: ¿YOG

Why is :'( crying?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 08, 2011, 01:53:31 AM: Because he has no nose.

When is Mario due for a prostate exam?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 08, 2011, 02:04:45 PM: Fifteen years ago

Is Mario going to die?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 08, 2011, 02:08:37 PM: Yes.

Are you crazy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 08, 2011, 02:13:04 PM: To a mere mortal, I may seem crazy, but I am just extremely intelligent.

Is this annoying to read?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 08, 2011, 03:48:29 PM: No it isn't.

Is a chocolate cake milkshake good?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 08, 2011, 03:58:50 PM: I wouldn't know.

Should we all go to the lobby and get ourselves a snack?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 08, 2011, 05:10:29 PM: Sure. I love popcorn.

Is it Happy Hour?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 09, 2011, 12:22:15 AM: No

Did you know that answer was in Spanish?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 09, 2011, 12:41:56 AM: Somehow I did.

Did you know that answer wasn't in Spanish?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 09, 2011, 04:24:41 AM: ¡Si!

Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 09, 2011, 05:10:43 AM: I'm sorry, but the Princess is on another street corner.

Didn't Princess Peach appear on the Howard Stern show once?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 10, 2011, 01:53:22 AM: Nintendo is everywhere.

Except for...?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 10, 2011, 02:17:56 AM: Your sig.

Why no love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 10, 2011, 03:03:25 AM: We hate you.

What is love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 10, 2011, 04:16:07 AM: You find out yourself, you kiddy, bisexual, mammal!

Is this piece what all true warriors strive for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 10, 2011, 04:20:02 AM: Nein

As is Thunderbird?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 10, 2011, 05:20:26 AM: No, Cooinda.

What is with WaddleDude and CD-i references?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 10, 2011, 05:22:24 AM: He's creep.

Can we turn America into a Socialist state?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 10, 2011, 03:01:22 PM: Only if we increase the number of social gatherings per hour by 19.6%.

What time is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 10, 2011, 06:04:34 PM: 12:04 PM.

Who wants a waffled poodle?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 11, 2011, 12:22:47 AM: ME!

Eh? What'd you say? Are you an android? Do you bleed milk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 11, 2011, 12:26:05 AM: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that?

Did the Soviets sell the USSR to the Japanese?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 11, 2011, 01:50:06 AM: Naw, the Japanese were too busy making everything in the world along with China.

Is :angel: really innocent?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 11, 2011, 04:04:50 PM: Yes, because smiley's can't mate.

What instrument would Princess Peach play in a marching band?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 11, 2011, 09:13:47 PM: Kazoo

HOW ARE YOU?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 12, 2011, 01:38:34 AM: Don't call me Shirley.

I WANT MY SLAW!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:42:55 AM: FINE THANK YOU

Who is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 12, 2011, 04:21:11 AM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on January 12, 2011, 01:38:34 AM

I WANT MY SLAW!?

YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW SIR!!

Can I be a mongoose dog?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 05:06:22 AM: Niet!

Are we gonna play POLE POOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIII IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 06:27:28 AM: First you must find the "POLE".

How long until you get caught?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 06:49:03 AM: Approximately 9.885 centillion years.

What is Mario's last name?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 06:55:18 AM: Mario (http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Bros._%28film%29)

If Diglett can pull their heads underground at the speed of light, does that mean that they have no mass?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 12, 2011, 12:46:02 PM: No, it means they took some power from Godchu.

How could you not know that!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 12:49:22 PM: Because the American education system fails.

What does "yaoi" mean?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 01:10:13 PM: It's when a man loves a woman...

How many pineapples can Wario eat in an hour?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:12:19 PM: OVER NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Did they find your weakness?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 01:15:54 PM: My only weakness is really good AMVs, so no.

If Mario was a superhero, what superpower would he have?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:16:56 PM: Pasta Power!

GET DAAN?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 12, 2011, 01:22:01 PM: I don't know what DAAN is, so no.

How are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:23:33 PM: FINE THANK YOU

Oh I wish I were a bird?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 01:46:15 PM: Poof. Genie magic.

What caused the industrial revolution?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:46:56 PM: The abuse of the working-class by the upper-class, this led to COMMUNISM.

COMMUNISM?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 01:53:54 PM: No, antidisestablishmentarianism

Does anyone else actually no what that word means?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 01:54:23 PM: SI! SI!

Is this delicious?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 12, 2011, 01:59:27 PM: DELICIOUS! THIS IS SPARTA!

What is the forum equivalent of a hole?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 02:00:39 PM: A sticky'd thread.

Did you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 12, 2011, 10:22:39 PM: Did I not?

What is the best RPG?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 12, 2011, 10:57:53 PM: Chrono Trigger

Best RPG? (Rocket-Propelled Grenade)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 12, 2011, 11:50:45 PM: The Geddan Grenade, which makes people twist in all sorts of convoluted way.

If Princess Peach was a super villain, what color of tight spandex would she wear?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 13, 2011, 02:37:02 AM: Pink

Would that make her too conspicuous to rob a bank?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 13, 2011, 03:06:31 AM: Niet

Das ist gut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 13, 2011, 03:44:32 AM: Nein

Is there too much German here?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 13, 2011, 04:07:24 AM: Never enough German.

I am not making a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 13, 2011, 07:40:25 PM: No, because there are cats playing around downed power lines, so people are paying attention to that... Aww... how adora---EEEEK! KITTIES!

If Godzilla stamped out a kitten, how would you feel?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 13, 2011, 10:37:49 PM: Pretty scared :eekdance:

Why would Godzilla waste his time on cats?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 13, 2011, 11:17:02 PM: Because he read the Warriors series of books.

Who would win between Godzilla and Big Foot?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 14, 2011, 01:54:58 AM: Godzilla

Who would win Captain Falcon or Captain Crunch?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 14, 2011, 02:48:32 AM: Bowser would come up and defeat both of them.

Why would Bowser win?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 14, 2011, 02:50:41 AM: Because he cheats.

Who are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 14, 2011, 02:58:55 AM: the person that is over there

Is there a chance luigi winning a fight against DK?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 14, 2011, 03:50:52 AM: Nope (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkzjb0Low6k).

?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 14, 2011, 03:51:38 AM: The question is: Where have you gone?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 14, 2011, 03:56:24 AM: Nowhere and everywhere.

How is the weather in Georgia this time of year?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 14, 2011, 04:22:54 AM: Pleasant, but deadly

Were you affected by the ban (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=784.0)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 14, 2011, 04:23:29 AM: Yes.

Did you think it was real?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on January 14, 2011, 04:24:35 AM: Volcanoes rising, blizzards, hurricanes, flash floods, tornadoes, meteors, tsunamis, lava bursting through earths crust, Japanese monsters, nukes, you name it! What do you think? I do :D

Is my profile pic epic?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 14, 2011, 04:28:03 AM: No- it's antiepic.

Where is Carmen Sandiego's 8th cousin? I invited him over.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 14, 2011, 04:32:42 AM: I ate him.

Is it easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle after it has gone through a blender?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 14, 2011, 04:36:11 AM: Only if it's pureed.

Is Tony gay or homosexual?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 14, 2011, 04:47:19 AM: Where-wolf?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 14, 2011, 04:53:40 AM: I like frozen yogurt! (Candy for getting the reference)

Kay-o?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 14, 2011, 04:56:19 AM: O-kay

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 14, 2011, 01:15:43 PM: At Wendy's!

Got Milk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 14, 2011, 02:35:50 PM: I drown my cereal in it every morning. It pleases me to hear my cornflakes scream.

What will the title of the next major *new* Mario release be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 14, 2011, 09:06:59 PM: Mario and the exploration of life.

I bet you don't want to know what it's about?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 15, 2011, 07:16:37 PM: No, I don't really play Mario games.

What is Oshawott's English name going to be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 15, 2011, 09:00:19 PM: Mijumaru

Do you see what I did there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 15, 2011, 10:39:52 PM: No.

?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 16, 2011, 12:28:07 AM: ¿

Since when did Tauros grow an afro and be a completely different Pokemon?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 16, 2011, 05:39:22 AM: Tomorrow

DGDFH?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 16, 2011, 06:48:13 AM: Dumb Goldfish Die Flying Hospitals.

Did you read The Tipping Point? I didn't, perhaps it applies.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 16, 2011, 07:18:10 AM: No.

Does Lucas think Wario is fat?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 16, 2011, 01:39:59 PM: only if is annoying thinks kirby is fat too

Does Mario think that kirby is annnoying?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 16, 2011, 02:50:24 PM: No, they've never met.

How many wheelbarrows does Wario have in his garage?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 16, 2011, 05:31:36 PM: 1, and it's only for emergencies.

What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 16, 2011, 07:56:50 PM: Pink. :D

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 16, 2011, 09:46:54 PM: Is this an answer?

How many years does it take to gelatinize a bee?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 16, 2011, 09:50:07 PM: .5932952305923095235809203985

S?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 17, 2011, 03:19:47 AM: Not that way, really.

Why does only Mario have a little emoticon on here? ( :mario: ? )
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 17, 2011, 03:39:36 AM: Because he does.

Do you support the use of the word smorent (base word: smore)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 04:14:29 AM: No, as it's not a cromulent word, and it fails to embiggen the language.

How much would Mario's hat fetch at Sotheby's?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 17, 2011, 06:09:07 AM: A buck or two.

Could a sick man sell sick sad sheep to Susanna in Saitama on Sunday?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 06:16:32 AM: Quote from: Aiko-chan on January 17, 2011, 06:09:07 AM
A buck or two.

Could a sick man sell sick sad sheep to Susanna in Saitama on Sunday?

For better alliteration, try
Should sick shepherds sell sick sad sheep to Sheena in Saitama on Sunday?

Can you improve the previous question using assonance?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 17, 2011, 12:18:57 PM: I could, but why should I?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 17, 2011, 09:53:50 PM: Because I said so.

WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 17, 2011, 10:02:17 PM: Because caps lock is cruise control for cool!

How many jiggles can a Jigglypuff puff if a Jigglypuff can puff jiggles?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 17, 2011, 10:11:01 PM: Seventeen.

What is two plus flipfoot?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 17, 2011, 11:22:05 PM: 5.281731469917416661148356^-2893

Did you say hello to N Wiki, NIWA's newest inductee?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 17, 2011, 11:48:39 PM: They didn't say hello to me, why should I?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 18, 2011, 12:29:27 AM: There's no reason why you should.

How does Mario breathe in space?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 18, 2011, 12:39:50 AM: He puts a goldfish bowl on his head.

Why hasn't Waluigi had his own game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 12:54:29 AM: Because of this.

WTF?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 18, 2011, 12:55:21 AM: TFW!

Oh where am I?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 18, 2011, 01:57:41 AM: The question is: Where have you gone?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 18, 2011, 02:10:42 AM: 0

What is he difference between soup and suop
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 02:25:15 AM: 0

Any questions?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on January 18, 2011, 02:39:17 AM: Just this one.

How does one win the internet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 18, 2011, 03:50:31 AM: You cannot.

How does one lose the Internet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 04:24:28 AM: You cannot.

Want an internet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 18, 2011, 05:54:09 AM: NIET

Should we all speak Aikoese?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 18, 2011, 12:54:20 PM: No sorry.

What about Americanese?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Miles of SmashWiki on January 18, 2011, 05:06:04 PM: No way dude nobody like knows how to speak that.

WE SPEAK LIKE MR. SATURN ZOOM?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 18, 2011, 08:33:26 PM: definitely

Should people go to mars and beyond?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 18, 2011, 11:04:40 PM: Niet!

Are all your base are belong to me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 19, 2011, 01:33:09 AM: No, all your base are belong to us.

Silence, I kill you!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 19, 2011, 01:58:28 AM: No, because you are iron and I am steel.

What is Waluigi's favorite song?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 19, 2011, 02:36:44 AM: the song of luigi's death.

Why did Kirby have such an appetite?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 19, 2011, 01:58:08 PM: Because he hasn't eating in days.

What would happen if Kirby was overpowered by parental groups trying to encourage healthy eating?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 19, 2011, 10:38:32 PM: He would swallow them to become General Greenthumb's clone.

Do you know who he is?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 19, 2011, 10:56:17 PM: Yes, he's Princess Peach's master gardener.

What are the average heating costs for Peach's Castle?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 19, 2011, 11:24:15 PM: None. The weather is always bright, happy, and everything has a face and smiles back at you. I doubt they need heating.

So, what's in the bag?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 20, 2011, 04:54:06 AM: Various things I have stolen from this store.

Is there a problem with that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 20, 2011, 05:39:46 AM: Yes.

What's up with that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 20, 2011, 11:06:47 AM: ~~The Sky~~ Stealing is prohibited :police:

How long am I going to prison for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 20, 2011, 05:19:32 PM: Eighty-four centuries.

How does Mario not die from malnutrition?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 21, 2011, 04:54:40 PM: I'll answer that with another question:

When was the last time anyone important got seriously injured (let alone die) in a Mario game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 21, 2011, 05:09:57 PM: When Dry Bowser debuted.

HOW DID YOU NOW KNOW THAT DDDDD:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Manga Maniac on January 21, 2011, 09:13:12 PM: The world runs on irony. Whenever someones says a statement like that, it will inevitably turn out to be true. For we have trekked through... The Scary Door.

When is it Waluigi Time?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 21, 2011, 10:23:59 PM: Whenever you're on BitF forums.

I just wonder what Ganon's up to?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 22, 2011, 06:04:53 AM: He's baking some English muffins and brewing some Breakfast tea.

Why don't Pokemon trainers throw Kirby's at wild Pokemon to catch them?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 22, 2011, 07:13:36 PM: It would make the Master Ball useless.

Why is the Master Ball never on sale?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Solar Dragon on January 22, 2011, 09:00:38 PM: Because no one has enough money to buy them!

Why is Mario on the toilet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 22, 2011, 09:07:23 PM: So he can use the toilet.

Why is YouTube popular?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Manga Maniac on January 23, 2011, 06:13:10 PM: Because there's lotsa spaghetti, and so you must die. SQUADALLAH!

Why isn't anyone Doing the Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 23, 2011, 06:14:12 PM: Because we're all tired out from doing it.

How much would a Master Ball cost? (don't say >9000 because I could afford that in Pokemon Money)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 23, 2011, 06:20:14 PM: One Pokedollar over the maximum amount you can carry.

How much gunk could a Croagunk gunk if a Croagunk could crow gunk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Manga Maniac on January 23, 2011, 06:25:43 PM: Quite obviously 42 litres.

Why isn't anyone Doing the Luigi? :eekdance:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 23, 2011, 06:48:54 PM: Because no.

Who is the man who arranges the blocks?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 23, 2011, 09:54:21 PM: It's not the guy who sings the history of the Soviet Union to the Tetris theme. I think Reagan arranged blocks though.

When is Ronald Reagan coming back?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 24, 2011, 05:25:17 AM: Never, I'll make sure of that.

When I take over the world will you join peacefully, or will you have to go to Room 101?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 24, 2011, 07:28:07 AM: Depends on the situation.

When I take over the world, will you ally with me or will you be sent to Siberia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Justin on January 24, 2011, 02:53:36 PM: WOW. Given the heavy popularity of this thread, I've stickied it.

I would probably head off to Siberia and plot your downfall.

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 24, 2011, 02:55:16 PM: Gone

Parlez-vous français?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 25, 2011, 12:47:28 AM: Occasionally, usually on Tuesday nights.

When this thread reaches the 42nd page filled, will it finally have the answer to life, the universe, and EVERYTHING?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 25, 2011, 12:50:01 AM: That's for me to know and you to find out, but I don't want you to find out, so it's just for me to know.

Are you really who you think you are?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 25, 2011, 04:09:36 AM: I am Dr. Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine. Your life is mine!

How much are you willing to pay me to spare your life, o pitiful one?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 25, 2011, 05:04:51 AM: >9000 rupees.

Is Anyway You Want it the way you need it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 25, 2011, 01:26:42 PM: That's the way you want it.

Huh?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 25, 2011, 02:49:53 PM: Indeed. *sips some darjeeling tea*

What is Wario's waist size?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 25, 2011, 09:42:18 PM: Around thirty or so metres.

Have we found your weakness?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 26, 2011, 08:30:51 PM: I have no weakness!

Hasn’t history proven that Marx’s vision of an egalitarian utopia is unattainable, inevitably creating an oligarchy more oppressive to the proletariat than the bourgeoisie it vilifies?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 26, 2011, 09:31:55 PM: Who cares *throws a small machine*

What if M.C. Esher built your house?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 27, 2011, 12:07:24 AM: Depends -

What's his power level?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 28, 2011, 02:49:32 AM: V

Generation?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 28, 2011, 02:51:30 AM: Y

Man or Astro-man?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 28, 2011, 03:54:18 AM: Man.

Black and yellow?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 28, 2011, 04:58:11 PM: Only on Fridays.

Should I end this question with a ???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 28, 2011, 05:35:25 PM: Neither, use an interrobang.

Do you prefer ASCII or UNICODE?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 28, 2011, 09:07:07 PM: UNICODE.

We're finally reached page # 42! Will this page have the meaning of life, the universe, and EVERYTHING?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 28, 2011, 09:08:25 PM: Yup, to bad you missed it.

What caused the "Bloop"?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 28, 2011, 09:12:33 PM: A blooper.

What is Wario's favorite smell?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 28, 2011, 09:14:38 PM: The smell of a Papa Wario Waft.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 28, 2011, 09:34:46 PM: himself

Is this Giygas?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AVHXMLDvWA&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 28, 2011, 10:20:31 PM: Is this black and yellow:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0[/youtube]?

Does that answer your question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 29, 2011, 02:50:20 AM: I didn't ask it.

[spoiler]
Why did I put a spoiler for this question?
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 29, 2011, 03:13:08 AM: Because you didn't want your milk fresh.

Why can't I put videos in my posts or a space in my name?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 29, 2011, 04:24:16 AM: Because I can't put a space either and because you don't use [youtube] coding.

Why was I serious there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 29, 2011, 02:06:57 PM: No none is serious in a time of want.

Would monkeys be good ruler to rule china?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 29, 2011, 02:37:03 PM: Niet

???????? ?? ??? ???????
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 29, 2011, 05:58:25 PM: Sure, if you think like that.

(http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=449_1294103277.gif) How long can Diddy juggle?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 29, 2011, 06:56:56 PM: About 10 or so minutes.

...?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 29, 2011, 08:55:59 PM: You should drink Konata's coffee.

How many Links does it take to get to the center of a Tingle pop?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 29, 2011, 09:10:18 PM: Three

<fillintheblank>?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on January 29, 2011, 09:21:32 PM: It's already filled in.

:mario: Why is Mario smiling?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 29, 2011, 10:01:27 PM: He just saw the new trailer for Kirby Wii (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOZzcobfrU)

Paper or plastic?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on January 30, 2011, 01:59:15 AM: Both, glued together so they can't be recycled.

Why does Bowser kidnap the Princess if he hates her?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 30, 2011, 02:04:18 AM: He doesn't, it's all a ploy.

Do you regard me as a troll?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 30, 2011, 05:39:21 AM: Not really.

Confess! Now you hep?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on January 30, 2011, 01:17:24 PM: Someone could be.

Zeiz?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 30, 2011, 03:04:53 PM: Zoez

Right left, right left, right left, ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 30, 2011, 04:18:16 PM: ??

Profit.

Do you like South Park jokes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 30, 2011, 04:38:37 PM: no

Why hasn't The Simpsons been canceled yet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on January 30, 2011, 04:53:42 PM: Because Homer made a decree.

You know Homer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 31, 2011, 01:03:53 AM: This guy here :D does.

Why isn't ¿¿¿ a Spanish ???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on January 31, 2011, 04:00:13 AM: That's not for you to know.

Now for what might be the most difficult question asked here:

What's worse Hallmark movies or Lifetime movies?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on January 31, 2011, 05:17:41 AM: Neither because I love both.

How can Wooper be so happy with no arms?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on January 31, 2011, 09:51:38 AM: Because Wooper are too stupid to know what sadness is.

If you could demand that Nintendo make a new game for any of their franchises, which franchise would you have them make a new game for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 31, 2011, 11:13:07 PM: Lock's Quest. Needs a sequel so bad.

Why is >:( angry?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on January 31, 2011, 11:26:18 PM: He has no ears.

Czy znasz polski?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 01, 2011, 12:03:25 AM: ENDUT! HOCH? HECH!

What the hell was that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 01, 2011, 02:12:38 AM: Many ghosts 'n goblins.

Where is the best spot for a picnic?

a. A castle
b. A graveyard
c. World 8-4
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 01, 2011, 02:41:35 AM: d

?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 01, 2011, 03:17:16 AM: 4.0234894^-3321(x-23^?), to be exact.

What does RAWR mean?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 01, 2011, 03:23:18 AM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 01, 2011, 03:17:16 AM
4.0234894^-3321(x-23^?), to be exact.

What does RAWR mean?

It's the last sound you hear before I devour you.

how do you taste?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 01, 2011, 05:29:49 AM: Pretty bad.

Will that keep you from devouring people?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 02, 2011, 02:46:18 AM: Nah, it encourages Ketchup of course!

Does Ketchup make everything taste good?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 02, 2011, 03:16:32 AM: Just about.

What was my original name?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 03, 2011, 12:11:07 AM: Aiko

What was my original name?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 03, 2011, 12:27:07 AM: Stupid Lisa Garbage Face

What is that thing on your head?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on February 03, 2011, 01:40:09 AM: Quit looking at my pancakes!

How many cakes has Peach baked during her life?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 03, 2011, 04:39:10 AM: None, she has chef's bake 'em.

Why does everyone hate me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 03, 2011, 04:41:52 AM: Cuz ey can.

WHY DID I JUST CHECK THE BOX LABELED "MOTHER 3" AND SEE MY MOTHER 3 DELUXE BOX WASN'T IN THERE?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 03, 2011, 04:45:50 AM: Because you're a useless fangirl.

Why did you get a sex change?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 03, 2011, 04:51:34 AM: Because I was unhappy with my mid-pubertic body.

Why isn't Aiko-chan burning in hell?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 03, 2011, 04:55:03 AM: Because Hell is other people.

Did you know that ert+ajsvnsnkjgsgkzj America?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 04, 2011, 08:34:54 PM: Nope.

Did you remember my birthday today?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 04, 2011, 08:42:28 PM: Yup, and I got you a pet mogwai.

Should he feed it after midnight?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 04, 2011, 11:49:33 PM: Nah. Too lazy.

What the heck is a mogwai?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 05, 2011, 01:49:53 AM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogwai_(Gremlins))

Who shot Mr. Burns?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 05, 2011, 05:47:51 AM: I did.

Who shot JR?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 05, 2011, 05:25:03 PM: RJ

Black and yellow!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on February 05, 2011, 06:27:36 PM: BEES!

What's so archaic about Mukashi?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 05, 2011, 10:52:21 PM: Dunno

Where is my question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 05, 2011, 11:13:48 PM: It flew to Yesterday.

Money, is that what we got?
Money, is that what is hot?
Money, is that what we don't got cept freedom, freedom, is freedom what we really sought?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 06, 2011, 02:35:38 AM: Only on workdays.

Is that WHEN YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOW, THAT YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 06, 2011, 02:47:25 AM: Yes.

Eh?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 08, 2011, 01:38:12 AM: Si.

When is Lylat Wiki's first birthday?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 08, 2011, 03:52:27 AM: February 24th, 2011.

Why did you ask a non-stupid question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 08, 2011, 05:39:36 AM: Because he wanted to.

Who are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 08, 2011, 05:55:33 AM: Look at my profile (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=224).

What is Mario's least favorite food?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 08, 2011, 09:02:12 PM: kirby's maximum tomato

What is wario's other personality (not being greedy)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 08, 2011, 09:50:31 PM: Being a Nazi.

ARE DORIRUS FUN?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 09, 2011, 03:26:14 AM: I'll answer with another question:

What kind of question is that?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 09, 2011, 03:40:14 AM: A smart one. >:C

I'll ask again, are drills fun?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 09, 2011, 06:40:03 AM: Only when they're in your skull.

Why did I take such a long break from posting here?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 09, 2011, 01:12:51 PM: Because BMG is in Project Overgrow II.

Wut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 10, 2011, 01:45:25 AM: lol

who are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 10, 2011, 01:58:26 AM: I am me.

What is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 10, 2011, 02:09:34 AM: Danno

Is it love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 10, 2011, 02:33:17 AM: Partially.

Does Princess Peach have a social life?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 10, 2011, 02:39:57 AM: Nope

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 10, 2011, 05:55:55 AM: It depends on whether this is a question or not:

Is this a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 10, 2011, 07:41:37 AM: Apparently

Don't you want Pokémon based on Dolly the sheep? (http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Unused_Pok%C3%A9mon_design_revealed_in_magazine_interview)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 10, 2011, 01:08:58 PM: We already have one

Do you know what it is?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 10, 2011, 01:47:07 PM: What what is?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 10, 2011, 11:26:05 PM: The cloned sheep Pokemon.

Now can you answer the question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 11, 2011, 12:56:31 AM: I could if my brain wasnt removed

Did the storm happen before or after luigi wet himself?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 11, 2011, 02:51:22 AM: After.

Who is the mother of Bowser's children?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 11, 2011, 03:40:58 AM: Bowletta

wut?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 11, 2011, 03:54:13 AM: wat

am i lost?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 11, 2011, 04:08:37 AM: Probably.

If Mario's hat wasn't red, what color would it be?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 11, 2011, 04:16:06 AM: Blue!

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 11, 2011, 05:04:42 AM: NO.

Have you heard of my super-cool Rattata?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 12, 2011, 01:21:46 AM: Mine's better.

Did you hear mine was top-percentage?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 13, 2011, 01:28:22 PM: Liar, that's my one.

Where is the official Rattata percentage scoreboard?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 13, 2011, 04:43:09 PM: At the Official Rattatta Percentage Scoreboard Center.

What is Ditto REALLY based off of?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 13, 2011, 11:06:11 PM: A steamrolled Mew.

What is Ganon up to?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 14, 2011, 12:19:11 AM: Stuff. In Koridai.

What just happened to :'( ?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 14, 2011, 10:22:10 PM: He ate an onion.

Why is ??? confused?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 14, 2011, 11:21:39 PM: Because ni*ga took his bazooka.

Where is the cube root of Banjo-Kazooie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 15, 2011, 01:13:04 AM: 6.4t66

Why is my Gamestop package moving through time?

Seattle, WA, United States 02/14/2011 4:46 P.M. Origin Scan
Englewood, CO, United States 08/31/2009 12:26 P.M. Delivered
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 15, 2011, 11:02:42 PM: Gamestop gives Power to the Players, including powers of time and space.

How come I though today was Wednesday?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 16, 2011, 02:07:18 AM: I did too.

Really?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 16, 2011, 02:20:40 AM: O RLY?

Has anyone heard of pierogies?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 17, 2011, 02:05:10 AM: Only in the memories of what used to be.

If Tod and Lod have two apples... why won't they just shut up and eat them before a savage bear comes to tear their very flesh from their bones and feed it to it's even more savage cubs?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 17, 2011, 10:43:12 PM: Math defies all logic.

Does logic defy math?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 17, 2011, 10:46:51 PM: Math is defined by logic, which in turn, is usually more often than not, proven by math.

Find the prob. of having 2 Queens given that you have 3 Kings in an unfair desk... under the condition that there are 20% more black cards than red cards, but no extra face cards." (Still 52 cards in the deck)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 17, 2011, 11:10:25 PM: 42.

How come no one from here ever comes down to the DKC Atlas version of this thread which I based this one on?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 17, 2011, 11:17:37 PM: Because I have.

Did I?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 17, 2011, 11:21:51 PM: My answer: *** ****** *** **** ** ** ******* ******.

New question: What is the answer I gave?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 18, 2011, 12:42:55 AM: Don't know.

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 18, 2011, 12:50:41 AM: What not to do at a stop light.

1, b, s, 6, u, 9, or 20?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 18, 2011, 03:16:29 AM: z. All of the above.
:P :P :-* :-\ :-X :-[ ???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 08:30:06 PM: Awkward.

Should I create a Random Thoughts topic here?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 18, 2011, 09:14:11 PM: Meh.

Meh?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 18, 2011, 09:16:13 PM: meh...

Boom?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 18, 2011, 09:31:57 PM: Moob

Is Konata mah waifu?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 18, 2011, 09:38:03 PM: Meh

?heM
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM: Notrly.

Can you guys stop spamming? Really.

Real question:

Who taught YOU how to fly?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 18, 2011, 10:54:58 PM: YOUR MOM

HoW HiGh CaN I FlY?...? *snorts some more drugs*
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 06:06:39 PM: uP T0 ThE sKYYYYYYY

Will the prophets will it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 19, 2011, 07:12:32 PM: Sorry, the prophets are out of business right now.

Do you know what it is today?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.

Can you guys stop spamming? Really.

Real question:

Who taught YOU how to fly?

I laughed, this entire thread is spam.

That depends on your timezone. It's Saturday, February 19th here.

Have you ever tried putting chocolate on a pickle and ate it? (I have... lost a bet :( )
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 09:56:23 PM: Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.

Can you guys stop spamming? Really.

Real question:

Who taught YOU how to fly?

I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\

Real question:

What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on February 19, 2011, 10:07:46 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.

Can you guys stop spamming? Really.

Real question:

Who taught YOU how to fly?

I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\

Real question:

What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]

~~You become the last poster of page #47?~~

Stereotypically "stupider" answer: Pie!

What will be the 8192nd Wiki on NIWA?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 19, 2011, 10:12:47 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 19, 2011, 09:56:23 PM
Quote from: Member #36 on February 19, 2011, 08:03:10 PM
Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 18, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Notrly.

Can you guys stop spamming? Really.

Real question:

Who taught YOU how to fly?

I laughed, this entire thread is spam.
Correction: Stop putting *more* spam on the thread. Happy now?
----
No, and why would you bet on that? :-\

Real question:

What happens when this thread reaches page #48?
[spoiler]
(hint hint: look at my username)
[/spoiler]

Every post in this thread is spam, thus, creating my previous statement. (I bet on it because I thought I would win :( )

Wikia being a member... :O

What kind of elephant is pink?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on February 19, 2011, 10:21:49 PM: An elephant made out of pink play-doh.

How do you become a great doctor like Dr. Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 21, 2011, 01:49:12 AM: You do as much speed as Sonic (well speed is his game)

How many pedophiles live in your neighborhood? Mine has 2.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 21, 2011, 01:58:05 AM: Counting me, 1. :P

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 21, 2011, 02:20:50 AM: The Great Norris Tree.

Mama Luigi related to Mother Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 21, 2011, 03:06:10 AM: Sure is.

Will you guys also help me with this forum (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=878.0) that I just made?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 21, 2011, 01:26:15 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on February 21, 2011, 03:06:10 AM
Sure is.

Will you guys also help me with this forum (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=878.0) that I just made?

I suppose.

Why do I bother?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 21, 2011, 06:04:31 PM: You have no life.

What am I living for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 21, 2011, 06:17:06 PM: For me, :O

Why ask a question to where the answer to the question is the question already questioned by the answer of the question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 21, 2011, 06:20:23 PM: W
A
T

Why are you confusing me? D:
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 21, 2011, 08:17:04 PM: Because. Why ask a question where the answer to the question is being interrogated by itself?

Understand now?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 21, 2011, 08:36:29 PM: No. ;^;

Waah?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Member#36 on February 21, 2011, 09:34:51 PM: Maybe

Do pot pies make you happy?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 22, 2011, 01:39:20 AM: Only on Fridays.

Where is the light?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 22, 2011, 01:49:36 AM: Where I can keep an eye on it.

Do you want it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 22, 2011, 01:50:15 AM: No

Can I eat your brain?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on February 22, 2011, 01:59:26 AM: What brain?

What brain?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 22, 2011, 04:45:09 AM: The one I just ate.

Are you ready for Yak Shaving Day? It's only five days away!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 22, 2011, 05:05:16 AM: Unfortunately, there are no Yaks where I live.

When do pigs fly?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 22, 2011, 12:19:16 PM: Whenever they feel like it

If the planet was taken over by animals, which species would you surrender too?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on February 22, 2011, 10:10:57 PM: The penguins. 8) (Maybe we should start a thread called "answer seriously to stupid questions.")

What do you get when you combine a Nintendo 3DS and Sony NGP?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 12:36:27 AM: Earth exploding and imploding at the same time, causing a black hole to appear and destroying the universe.

Why is Aiko-Chan a worker of the world?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 23, 2011, 03:26:27 AM: He simply has no choice.

O_O!!!!! ALMOST AT FIFTY PAGES!!!! What should we do to celebrate?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 03:47:59 AM: Rip the fabric of the universe with a corrupted time machine!

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 23, 2011, 04:04:23 AM: Because.

Is everything alphanumeric?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 23, 2011, 04:47:12 AM: Nope.

What?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 05:38:23 AM: What?

Umad?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 23, 2011, 05:48:55 AM: Actually, IHappy.

What is the square root of shallots?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 23, 2011, 12:21:10 PM: The forth root of onion

What is that from?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 01:49:41 PM: Onion.

Onion?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on February 23, 2011, 02:39:50 PM: Potato.

Tom[aw]to or Tom[eh]to?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 23, 2011, 03:32:14 PM: Tomawehto.

Do you like Treeckos or prefer Mudkipz?

----
Quote from: SnorlaxMonster on February 23, 2011, 12:21:10 PM
The forth root of onion

What is that from?
Impossible Quiz.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 23, 2011, 10:32:10 PM: Oshawottz

49?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on February 23, 2011, 11:04:52 PM: ejrhipoersu43903df.

Why does my browser think that is spelled correctly?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 24, 2011, 01:05:55 AM: Your browser sucks?

Why does Google Chrome rule?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 24, 2011, 03:49:42 AM: Because it goes at the speed of light.

Oshawott?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 24, 2011, 04:05:32 AM: Snivy.

Everyone knows Metsu Shoryuken is where it's at, right?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on February 25, 2011, 03:21:35 PM: Yep.

Everyone also knows that Volatile Dweevils are the best enemies in Pikmin 2, right?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 26, 2011, 04:05:17 AM: Maybe...Okay, yes!

404 Error: Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage inb4y47t8yn8h3rn348n758n47?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 26, 2011, 02:01:45 PM: F5.

How does a Blaziken tie with a Cleffa?
[spoiler]
Hint, hint: See my Bulbapedia userpage
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 26, 2011, 06:13:43 PM: C+Ps from your Bulbapedia page
Quote
So I was playing Emerald, going to Battle Frontier's "Battle Arena". My lead Pokemon was Blaziken, level 100. This collector guy claims he "has no rival" and proceeds to send out a Cleffa against my Blaziken, also level 100. I sort of pitied it and just used Flamethrower instead of a fighting based move. However, the Cleffa survived with like 10 HP left and used Attract. Just great. As expected I did not go the next turn as Cleffa used Sing next.
My Blaziken was attracted, asleep, and at full health against a Cleffa with very heavy damage, and only one turn left until judgment. Of course Blaziken gladly accepted the chance to nap as Cleffa used Metronome next. How could this get any worse? Hyrdo pump? Earthquake? No, it gets Rest?! Yup. So Blaziken and Cleffa were both on full health asleep when the referee judged. Score was 3:3. Well, that's the last time I pity a Pokemon in the Clefairy line.
Later on I did not hesitate to Fire Blast a Clefairy.
Like that

How did this happen?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 26, 2011, 07:34:03 PM: IDk

50TH PAGE! Now what?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 26, 2011, 09:00:28 PM: :D :D :D PARTY PARTY WOOT! :D :D :D

Thanks to everyone who got the forum this far! Somehow we managed to pull together fifty pages' worth of stupidity and humor, and not go crazy ourselves. Let's keep it up. This is just awesome. Amazing we got this far when this was started on November 27th, just one day short of four months ago. In addition, we're approaching 1000 replies! This one here is #981.

Let's get some good questions here:

When was the last time Pacman ate something other than white pellets and fruits?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 26, 2011, 11:00:06 PM: 50,000 milleniums ago.

Why is ::) rolling his eyes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 27, 2011, 12:32:55 AM: because he has a problem

Does the moon rotate this way or that way?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 27, 2011, 01:02:31 AM: Thisat way.

How did the dinosaurs die?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 27, 2011, 01:26:16 AM: I got bored one day.

How does Yarn Kirby play football?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 27, 2011, 02:05:11 AM: He is the football.

What would a ditto do when it is bored of transforming?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 27, 2011, 02:31:23 AM: Go into kindergarden classes and pose as Play-Doh.

How many licks does it get to the Tootsie-Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on February 27, 2011, 03:30:02 AM: Three

HOW ARE YOU?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on February 27, 2011, 01:25:55 PM: GOOD!

i can has cheezeburger?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on February 27, 2011, 02:26:38 PM: they ran out of cheezeburgers.

Do you have the frozen yogurt the dog lost?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on February 27, 2011, 08:08:05 PM: What Yogurt? You mean the one that I just consumed? Oh, uh, sorry.

What dog eats yogurt?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 01, 2011, 09:43:42 PM: scooby-doo and mutts

what does Bowser do when he is not taking over the mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 01, 2011, 10:56:16 PM: Convert his castle into a race course for professional kart racing hobbies.

How can Yoshi race inside Bowser's castle where in games like SMW he could not get in normally?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on March 01, 2011, 11:21:33 PM: Simple, in games like Mario Kart and such, everyone is off-duty.

What is love?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 01:52:49 AM: I'll answer with another question:

Are the 9001 love songs out there not conveying the message enough?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Ivy73 on March 02, 2011, 02:08:02 AM: Not unless people run out of ideas.

Do you dream about cheese?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 02, 2011, 02:34:48 AM: cheese is evil and will destroy the world

what is the color blye made of?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 02:42:53 AM: 404 Error: Color not found.

Will you please spellcheck before you publish? (not the stupid question, just saying)

Real question:

Will reply #1000 be the greatest evar?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 02, 2011, 09:27:44 PM: Quote from: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 02:42:53 AM
404 Error: Color not found.

Will you please spellcheck before you publish? (not the stupid question, just saying)
I did mean that

Quote from: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 02:42:53 AM
Will reply #1000 be the greatest evar?
It will start destroying people!

Who will not get the 1000 reply?

srry forgot question[size]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 02, 2011, 10:02:47 PM: NOT ME!

MWUHAHAHA! 1000th Comment! YESH! Do you know what this means?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 02, 2011, 10:12:38 PM: we party for 1000 years!

Will we live that long?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 02, 2011, 10:36:58 PM: Maybe.

Maybe?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 03, 2011, 04:12:45 AM: Maybe not.

What does "Hic-A-Doola" mean?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on March 06, 2011, 02:23:47 AM: What does it not me?

Can't you eliminate?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 06, 2011, 04:06:23 AM: Sorry, cramps my style.

Does the true answer lie in the heart of battle?
[spoiler]
Street Fighter IV quote
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: T.testLP on March 07, 2011, 01:14:49 PM: No, it lies in the strategy guide.

Who has the advantage in the Chun-Li vs. Birdo matchup?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 10, 2011, 01:54:30 AM: Chun Li can kick the eggs out of Birdo.

What makes you question Chun Li's fighting ability?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 10, 2011, 07:55:00 AM: The fact that his name is known.

Are more mysterious fighters stronger?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 10, 2011, 10:24:42 PM: The mysterious taco is the strongest fighter.

What taco will win?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 10, 2011, 10:26:46 PM: the mighty cheese will win and eat yhour tacos!
I'm still out of stupid questions. again, where is the stupid question store?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 12, 2011, 04:25:32 AM: Take a left over by that flower, then go Northeastwestsouth for 6 milimeters, cross the street, go past the dead old lady on the street, and there it is!....50 miles away!

IS
this
annoying?
Read the super small text. Pardon me, but is this Sparta?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 13, 2011, 02:24:17 AM: YES!

Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 13, 2011, 07:04:56 PM: NO MY TURE FACE IS YOUR MAMA.
-,o,k,e,-,-,n what are the missing letters
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Shayminguy7 on March 13, 2011, 07:07:21 PM: P-O-K-E-M-A-N

How many screens does the Nintendo 3DS have again?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 13, 2011, 07:08:46 PM: 209
I'm declaring bankruptcy are you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 14, 2011, 03:22:11 AM: no

Butter side up or butter side down?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 14, 2011, 05:15:24 AM: Butter side left.

I am error...?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 14, 2011, 04:50:06 PM: no the error is spelled like ThIs.>.
all your base belong to us.give in?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on March 14, 2011, 05:43:24 PM: Not until I've had my coffee.

Na, na, na, nanana na, nanana na, where's Jude?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 14, 2011, 07:52:19 PM: Lost, somewhere, without shelter, cold...

WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 15, 2011, 12:42:07 PM: You drank it

Where can we get more rum?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 15, 2011, 08:43:37 PM: at my palace
who would win mario or a glass of water?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 15, 2011, 08:47:34 PM: No one.

GUESS WHAT SIZE THIS IS
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 15, 2011, 08:49:35 PM: size 1 :laugh:
huh? blank is evolving
what is blank?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on March 15, 2011, 10:24:31 PM: Love

Baby don't hurt me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 16, 2011, 05:36:59 AM: No more.

How much doof can Bidoof bid if a Bidoof can bid doof?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 16, 2011, 07:10:53 AM: All the doof in the world.

Is the cake a lie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on March 16, 2011, 08:22:57 AM: Yesh

Who is this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Shayminguy7 on March 16, 2011, 09:02:11 PM: No, this is Patrick.

Flarsph?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 17, 2011, 06:50:32 AM: Blarsp margl hrap.

What is your opinion of pie charts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on March 17, 2011, 11:34:46 PM: mmm pie...
oh no! IT'S THE POLICE RUN! :police:
um can you distract the police so I can get away?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Shayminguy7 on March 18, 2011, 12:19:38 AM: I'm sure that they're just here to block the streets?

BUT WHAT STREETS?!?!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 19, 2011, 02:55:58 AM: The ones we use for fighting

What is your favorite flavor of toenail?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 19, 2011, 07:21:40 PM: ...

Who would win in a fight, Mr. Pibb or Dr.Pepper?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Shayminguy7 on March 19, 2011, 07:31:08 PM: Aggron.

Which finger is more valuable, Milk or Phlegm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 19, 2011, 08:12:26 PM: I'll answer that with another question:

Got Milk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 19, 2011, 09:17:30 PM: No, the Milk Man hasn't come yet.

Why?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 20, 2011, 03:48:25 PM: Whoops, forgot to pay him.

Do you accept change?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 21, 2011, 08:31:42 AM: Change is unacceptable. Everything should always stay the same.

Is that a UFO?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on March 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM: No, that's a hat.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on March 22, 2011, 03:49:39 AM: No

Do you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Shayminguy7 on March 23, 2011, 12:06:30 AM: I try to stick to Tuesdays and Saturdays, but sometimes I forget.

CAPS LOCK?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 23, 2011, 02:47:36 AM: MAYBE.

123 - Num Lock?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 23, 2011, 01:39:06 PM: No, because I can't feel my lock

Why doesn't shadow work?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: PanicAttack on March 24, 2011, 01:25:32 PM: Shadow? I thought I fired that guy.

What's the difference between an ocelot and a wildcat?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on March 24, 2011, 10:58:58 PM: UMMM A OCEWOT HADDA H.

WUTTA ZZZZZ...
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 26, 2011, 12:47:32 AM: No sleeping on the job

Are you aware of the bear in your chair?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 26, 2011, 03:05:14 AM: Yes, I was about to have tea with him.

Guess you won't be needin' those tapes anymore, want me to get ridda dem?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 26, 2011, 07:47:01 AM: no wai dem r myne

y r n00bs btr
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on March 26, 2011, 09:24:17 PM: cuz 1337 m8kz u 5m311 1ik3 5417.

Htwa hlusdo I etg ofr ym thbrdiya?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 26, 2011, 11:51:47 PM: I'm assuming that's just random keys because I've tried quite a few ciphers, and got nothing meaningful.

Special:WhatLinksHere?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on March 27, 2011, 12:42:56 AM: Special:RandomPage

Why am I not Welcome to Mother 3 World?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 27, 2011, 01:02:27 AM: Because you suck.

Where are my flapjacks!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 27, 2011, 06:02:13 AM: In the evidence locker :police:

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 27, 2011, 02:57:38 PM: It's actually the "F-15 Eagle" fighter, which is a jet named after a bird.

WHAT ARE MOVES?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on March 27, 2011, 03:07:40 PM: Show them.

WHAT ARE MOVES?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 27, 2011, 08:05:22 PM: I'll answer that with another question first:

WHAR MAH UNDERPANTS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 27, 2011, 10:58:15 PM: Oh your head.

What do you burn apart from witches?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 28, 2011, 11:49:58 AM: A DUCK

Why is my pen?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 28, 2011, 10:31:08 PM: You ate your pencil.

Should I start playing Pokémon Black/White again?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on March 29, 2011, 02:59:35 AM: No. Play Gray.

Why did Kirby eat Lucario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 29, 2011, 09:28:55 AM: So he could use Aura Sphere

Why is my L-button broken?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on March 29, 2011, 10:19:16 PM: The R-Button got greedy.

Could you not?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 30, 2011, 01:10:42 AM: Vegeta took it and feel down some stairs :laugh:

Guess who it is!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 30, 2011, 05:52:09 AM: It's Mario! :mario:

Clefairy used Metronome! What did it become?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on March 30, 2011, 01:24:18 PM: A Metronome.

Why does Mario always win against Bowser?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on March 30, 2011, 08:03:23 PM: Why not?

Do you feel like a geek at a robot convention?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 30, 2011, 09:26:07 PM: I Have no feeling because i am a robot....

Why does that guy on that street eat glasses?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 31, 2011, 10:04:12 AM: Because glasses are nutritious

If the forest has ears, where are they?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on March 31, 2011, 12:37:15 PM: they are the trees growing on other trees that are hanging below it that are on top of it

What would the forest's mouth look like?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Volatile Dweevil on April 01, 2011, 12:37:56 AM: A clearing with a giant mouth in it.

If the forest had a mouth, what would it eat?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: theichibun on April 01, 2011, 02:27:47 PM: Itself.

What's the difference between a penguin.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 01, 2011, 03:43:07 PM: Non question.

When will the 4DS come out?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 01, 2011, 10:06:43 PM: After the Hyper 3DSi Lite XL Turbo.

Who wants some pie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 02, 2011, 02:42:04 AM: I do!

What is NIWA doing for April Fool's day?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on April 02, 2011, 11:04:38 PM: Sorry, it's gone now.

3DS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 03, 2011, 08:22:08 AM: Needs good games

What is the best release game for the 3DS?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 03, 2011, 03:53:51 PM: SSF4, obviously.

Why did you ask a serious question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 04, 2011, 08:56:54 AM: So my next one could be doubly stupid.

Is sdj rgrrtrgr+ a cat, Ptyiryr dots?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 05, 2011, 12:51:55 AM: You forgot to carry the two.

If you're already in the fast lane, why are you switching lanes?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 05, 2011, 02:02:42 AM: To avoid the old person driving the wrong direction.

Should we ban old people from driving?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 05, 2011, 12:37:07 PM: No, otherwise we'd have to find another demographic to be aggravated by.

Is fearing a lack of fear incongruous?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 05, 2011, 05:49:31 PM: Yes.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 05, 2011, 08:57:35 PM: I'll answer that with another question;

Why so serious in a Stupid Question forum again?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 06, 2011, 11:13:14 AM: Because people like to ask questions somewhere, and here does fine.

Oh no! Was that a serious answer to a serious question?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on April 07, 2011, 03:35:40 AM: Just forget about it.

The ChronicWHATcles of Narnia?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 07, 2011, 11:56:38 AM: Tenti

Have you played "Play to Befriend a Pokémon (http://www.pokemon.com/us/news/fz_eevee_pgl_announce-2011-03-28)" yet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 10, 2011, 12:18:18 AM: nah.

Zorak, can you help me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 01:14:46 AM: Zorak does not help people

Who does?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on April 10, 2011, 01:40:57 AM: Ghostbusters.

How did you not know that?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 10, 2011, 01:50:23 AM: I've been living under a rock

It's actually quite nice here. Do you want to join me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on April 10, 2011, 02:43:46 PM: ...

...?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 10, 2011, 06:41:52 PM: ¿¿¿

Did you see it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on April 10, 2011, 07:16:51 PM: See what?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 11, 2011, 01:17:15 AM: The UFO

Why are cows awesome?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 11, 2011, 10:08:30 PM: Cuz not only do they Got Milk, but they make it!

How could you do this to me?!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 12, 2011, 08:40:41 AM: Very carefully

If the NIWA server was on fire, and you could save one thread, what would it be? (And yes, the situation is not even slightly realistic.)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 13, 2011, 10:26:26 PM: Number 42.

What is that thing on your head?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 14, 2011, 03:08:42 AM: :o IT'S MY FACE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 14, 2011, 03:14:30 AM: Thirty eight.

Do you how do?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 15, 2011, 11:45:51 PM: Yes I how know do to.

Are you getting down on Friday, and looking forward to the weekend?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on April 16, 2011, 02:56:29 AM: no but im planning on playing my nes on wedNESday
chuck norris kills you you go to
a)heaven
b)hell
c)the pokeworld reincarnated as red
or
d)the mushroom kingdom reincarnated as mario
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 17, 2011, 12:49:13 PM: C

Quote from: Naesala on April 13, 2011, 10:26:26 PM
Number 42.
The thread you chose (http://www.niwanetwork.org/forums/index.php?topic=42)

Isn't that an awesome thread, worth saving over any other thread?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 18, 2011, 02:25:42 AM: YES!

Do you know where the remote is?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 18, 2011, 05:24:35 PM: Under the couch.

Why are couches like remote and cell phone vacuums?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on April 19, 2011, 10:05:31 PM: because they hate us and want us to live without technolgy. BORING!!!!!
does it take 2 to tango?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on April 23, 2011, 02:27:24 PM: tango to 2 take it does

Little Bo *Beep*?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on April 24, 2011, 05:34:06 PM: Has *beeped* her sheep.

What are thirty-one uses for pizza that doesn't involve eating it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 28, 2011, 02:40:51 PM: 1. Earplugs
2. Bribe
3. Glue
4. Taunting
5. Clothing
6. Monster creation
7. Reward
8. Frisbee
9. Fly trap
10. Time machine fuel
11. Teleporter fuel
12. Meat storage
13. Tomato storage
14. Cheese storage
15. Vegetable storage
16. Mushroom storage
17. Cleaning
18. Tissue
19. Suppository
20. Weapon
21. Lubricant
22. Stereotyping
23. Being eaten by pizza
24. Filling pizza boxes
25. Electrical wiring
26. Bomb
27. Trampoline
28. Cup
29. Cupholder
30. Wheel
31. Creating lists

Which uses that I listed have you used it for before?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on April 30, 2011, 12:30:41 AM: #32-100
if 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything what is the meaning of death, the multiverse and nothing?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 30, 2011, 01:27:25 AM: Bacon.

Why aren't people posting!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on April 30, 2011, 09:59:44 PM: Because this forum sucks.

Why did I forget my password to GPX+?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on May 01, 2011, 03:44:13 AM: The world may never know... cuz it's forgetful like you.

Does the world end with you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on May 02, 2011, 02:51:37 AM: You with end world the does.

Are you a magestic pegacorn who lives on Planet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Kagegamer12 on May 03, 2011, 01:14:59 AM: Yes but only on the weekends on every other leap year.

What does it take to prevent the harvest moon from falling?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on May 03, 2011, 01:22:17 AM: The power!

What's with all the weeaboos?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on May 03, 2011, 02:13:15 AM: We like being weaboos, it makes us feel good.

Or did you mean weeaboos?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on May 03, 2011, 03:01:31 AM: Don't have to get technical, the organization has its secrets...

What is 48/2(9+3)? (hint hint: internet reference).
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on May 03, 2011, 03:52:59 AM: 42, since that's the answer to Everything.

Who likes short shorts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Kagegamer12 on May 03, 2011, 10:08:46 PM: Kirby likes short shorts cause they taste so good with salt and vinegar.

Who exactly is the King of Siam?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 08, 2011, 02:30:40 PM: My subordinate

How many grapes do I need to stuff up my nose to be legally insane?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on May 08, 2011, 08:52:11 PM: Stuffing grapes up your nose is completely sane.

Where have you been oh insane one?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 09, 2011, 01:45:24 PM: Busy replacing my toes with grapes.

What will you do?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 09, 2011, 03:04:19 PM: More than you can imagine

How many sardines fit in a tin man?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on May 09, 2011, 05:07:58 PM: All of them if you encase the ocean in tin.

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 09, 2011, 07:15:10 PM: in my trap
the angry birds are after me!!!! help please?!?!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on May 09, 2011, 08:45:29 PM: Nope.

Ghostbusters?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on May 11, 2011, 01:48:44 AM: Yes, what of 'em?

Is it time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel?!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 11, 2011, 01:19:33 PM: Not yet

Is it Mario time?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on May 11, 2011, 05:09:01 PM: It's never Mario time.

On the other hand, do the Mario?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on May 12, 2011, 01:01:34 AM: Swing your arms, from side to side!

E.T. Go Come?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 12, 2011, 02:37:02 PM: E.T. banished

Why is sleeping good?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Kagegamer12 on May 14, 2011, 12:52:10 PM: Cause reality sucks obviously.

Now how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 14, 2011, 06:22:59 PM: 17 tons

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 15, 2011, 12:41:04 PM: Consume then seize.

Would you then ingest the child?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Maxite on May 15, 2011, 03:50:46 PM: No, you gotta eat the mother. She would be much more tender.

Who invented the internet?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 15, 2011, 08:19:09 PM: ME!

Why do you not bow before me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 16, 2011, 09:42:23 AM: My back is sore.

Why aren't you in the Dream World?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 17, 2011, 09:05:02 PM: i am.
wassup?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on May 17, 2011, 09:22:13 PM: The sky.

What's down?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 17, 2011, 09:23:09 PM: Up

What is east?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on May 17, 2011, 09:34:33 PM: The Whoa Zone.

What's right-side up-side west?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 20, 2011, 12:26:50 AM: Hamburger

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pikachu8090 on May 20, 2011, 12:57:32 AM: sixty nine

do you know the word?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 20, 2011, 01:16:41 AM: Quote from: pikachu8090 on May 20, 2011, 12:57:32 AM
sixty nine

WRONG!!!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 20, 2011, 09:02:02 PM: right!!! is the word
dude have you seen my car ???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 20, 2011, 09:27:39 PM: I ate it.

Are you ready for the "end of the world" tomorrow (May 21)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 21, 2011, 10:01:03 PM: does this mean i get to lose my virginity?
im stuck in my HD tv could some girl turn me on??? (heh heh pun)
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 21, 2011, 10:07:46 PM: *waves powerful electromagnet in front of tv*

Is it what, what who said?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 21, 2011, 10:09:51 PM: what?
hey who cut the cheese?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on May 22, 2011, 12:48:08 PM: The cheese cut itself

Is that spooky?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 22, 2011, 10:10:35 PM: no its just gravity
is it illegal to break the laws of physics???
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on May 24, 2011, 11:53:10 AM: Who cares.

Do you?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on May 25, 2011, 08:18:27 PM: no
if evil stands for every villian is lemons what does good stand for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on May 26, 2011, 02:57:22 AM: Gumby
Owns
Our
Dwarfs

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on May 30, 2011, 02:13:52 AM: Nope.avi

Will you teach me how to dougie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 01, 2011, 02:23:26 PM: Only if you're willing to learn

How many fruit loops can you fit in a van?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Kagegamer12 on June 01, 2011, 05:30:31 PM: Infinitely since it loops

What will it take for the sun to save me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on June 01, 2011, 07:20:55 PM: A phone book.

Where's my elephant?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on June 09, 2011, 12:08:56 PM: Under your pillow.

What is your IP?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on June 11, 2011, 12:38:20 PM: 3.14159265358979?... Sorry, I can only read backwards :(

What will be Nintendo.com's 128 bit IPv6 Address (http://www.lakestarmedia.com/news/2321/web-tests-of-new-ip-address-system-run-smoothly/)? =O
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on June 11, 2011, 02:35:02 PM: Hopefully something in English...

Wii, Wii You, what's next, "Wii You Them"?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 15, 2011, 12:29:41 PM: iWii U

Is it true that there is no such thing as a misconception?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on June 15, 2011, 02:59:41 PM: the definition is mike tyson
why can`t the flash game the impossible quiz be possible?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on June 15, 2011, 11:34:09 PM: Because you didn't pay attention in school

What is wrong with education these days?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on June 16, 2011, 01:03:40 AM: I told you everything,
loud and clear,
but nobody's listening...
Uphill struggle,
blood sweat and tears,
nobody's listening...

Why did Linkin Park only put two good songs in their most recent album? :-\
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on June 16, 2011, 03:05:24 AM: Never knew linkin park ever made a good song.

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Mari-Illustrious-Makinami on June 18, 2011, 10:36:24 PM: Shut up

Who wants to go to mine and That Human's wedding?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 20, 2011, 12:39:49 PM: Your family and ~~the catering~~ That Human's family

WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING IN THE DREAM WORLD
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on June 23, 2011, 02:10:53 AM: Don't know how.

Have you accepted Cthulhu as your lord and eater?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on June 23, 2011, 02:43:38 AM: No, I already accepted Tsathoggua?

I HATE manure... Have you found my flux capacitator?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 24, 2011, 08:13:38 AM: It's mine now

How does it work?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on June 24, 2011, 02:34:39 PM: ERROR ERROR AMBIGUOUS PRONOUN. CANNOT ANSWER.

How is babby formed?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on June 26, 2011, 02:56:24 PM: Well you see, they are produced at factories, made with human milk, and flesh taken from dead bodies. They are put together, and smelt in a large furnace, then a brain made from many small intestines of mice that contains a memory chip inside is placed in their head. They are then tested in the Babby Testing Room to see if they can walk. Then, they are equipped with an AI that develops over time so they act like a real humanoid.

Do you want a TL;DR version of this?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on June 26, 2011, 03:40:25 PM: No, because then you wouldn't proofread it either.

Run Baseball.bat?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on June 30, 2011, 03:29:26 PM: No, it's a virus. ...Damn too late. Well good thing it doesn't do anything until you reboot. (http://images.clipartof.com/thumbnails/12901-Desktop-Computer-Mascot-Cartoon-Character-With-A-Baseball-Bat-Crashing-Its-Screen.jpg)

Run Antivirus?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on July 02, 2011, 06:30:19 AM: Too late. Computer is destroyed.

Format hard-drive?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on July 03, 2011, 06:39:43 PM: Have you agreed to and fully read our Terms of Use?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on July 03, 2011, 07:36:52 PM: (http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/421/yeshw.jpg)
YES!!!! ;D

What's a question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on July 04, 2011, 01:33:23 AM: more speficilaficy...
what an answer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on July 10, 2011, 11:53:26 AM: Something which provides a solution to an inquiry.

Who is that bald man in the closet wearing traditional nutritional dietician's surgical gloves?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on July 11, 2011, 01:02:14 AM: Mr. Horse

Do you need any rubber nipples?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on July 13, 2011, 12:12:23 PM: Not at the moment, but I'll take a raincheck on that offer.

Would you like to save the game?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Torchickens on July 14, 2011, 10:15:29 AM: It's your game, do what you want with it. INB4 "the bill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_S.978)".

There is an already existing save file, would you like to overwrite it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on July 21, 2011, 05:18:03 PM: Saving, please don't turn off the power....

The save file is corrupted?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on July 24, 2011, 02:35:16 PM: No the entire memory card is.

What do you do if your memory card is corrupted?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Foxdude54 on July 24, 2011, 11:38:53 PM: Kill it with fire!
What powers the flamethrower?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on August 07, 2011, 04:52:08 PM: The flames it creates going through a portal, therefore creating an infinite loop.

What is that zombie doing?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on August 08, 2011, 04:41:21 PM: The Thriller O.o

What made MJ the best pop singer of all time?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: R7308xx on August 13, 2011, 06:26:58 AM: His initials could stand for McJeward. Bada ba ba ba, I boycotted it.

Why is Giygas in my soup?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on August 14, 2011, 08:18:06 PM: Giygas isn't in your soup, Giygas IS your soup!

Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Metechar on August 23, 2011, 04:03:32 PM: It's...um....ketchup?

Why does this ketchup taste like blood.
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on September 07, 2011, 01:29:34 PM: Because it's the new blood flavour.

What is you favourite flavour of chair?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on September 07, 2011, 01:47:34 PM: Sittable.

Am I the answer for the questions that you still have?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on September 08, 2011, 11:10:23 PM: Depends.

Am I back?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on September 13, 2011, 02:21:30 AM: You better be!

YoU WAnT driNK CofEE? ZoOM!
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on September 15, 2011, 07:28:30 PM: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now that i know my abcs...
next time will you sing with me?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: TurtwigA on September 20, 2011, 09:54:45 PM: What

Who is it?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on September 21, 2011, 07:53:02 PM: the person formally known as mastercrazyhand
do you have perfume that smells like perfume that smells like perfume that smells like perfume(it never ends)?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on October 17, 2011, 10:11:17 AM: No

Did you want some?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: pokemonforever2929 on October 27, 2011, 03:18:02 PM: no just asking
will you fill in the blanks for me?
---------- ------------- ------------------ ------------
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on January 20, 2012, 11:24:24 AM: ----------a-------------b------------------c------------

Would a parade of elephants on unicycles protesting a message convince you to change your opinion on any topic?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on January 22, 2012, 11:25:30 PM: It would impact my final decision indubitably.

Why does the new forum skin seem so... boring?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 15, 2012, 12:17:39 PM: The "This image has been moved or deleted -photobucket" rather than an actual logo, as well as pretty much ever other image being broken, makes things rather depressing.

Why are there more tumbleweeds than users on the NIWA forums?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on February 15, 2012, 03:01:30 PM: I wish I knew.

What are you people doing!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 17, 2012, 09:34:33 AM: Farming tumbleweeds

Would you like to help me on my tumbleweed farm?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Foxdude54 on February 17, 2012, 09:37:05 PM: Only if we cut the profits 50-50

What are the tumbleweeds for?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 18, 2012, 11:10:55 AM: Movie and TV sets. The companies pay huge amounts of money for them too.

Some people farm them for their fur. Is that immoral?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Apple Bloom on March 20, 2012, 03:56:05 PM: Tumbleweeds don't have fur. Your question is invalid.

Why is this thread so dead?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 23, 2012, 10:02:20 AM: The life of the forums as a whole impacts on the life of the threads in it.

What do you mean tumbleweeds don't have fur!?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on February 07, 2013, 11:17:22 PM: How does that make you feel?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on February 11, 2013, 05:29:11 PM: Upset

Why did KidIcarus refuse the answer my question?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on February 25, 2013, 01:30:09 AM: Because I didn't know the answer.

Why did you ask it anyways?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 01, 2013, 11:54:07 AM: Because it affects my tumbleweed farming plans.

Why is The Lounge full of KidIcarus's posts?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on March 03, 2013, 01:01:33 AM: Don't know.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on March 08, 2013, 12:10:02 PM: because they are both with poe

Who invented the telephone?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: ToastUltimatum on March 09, 2013, 12:01:06 AM: The telephone invented margarine.

What did the train say to the bulldozer?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on March 10, 2013, 11:28:27 AM: yo

since when did this board be so active?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on March 18, 2013, 10:26:11 AM: Never. It is still covered in cobwebs.

Could you pass the duster?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: HavocReaper48 on April 02, 2013, 12:36:28 AM: No! We shall not die!

We got rid of the spiders months ago! Who was the wise guy who put that web there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Naesala on April 02, 2013, 01:52:54 AM: Sorry that was me, I wanted to catch all the giant bugs in here, they are quite delicious.

Who put all those pencils up there?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: SnorlaxMonster on April 03, 2013, 12:57:57 PM: Mr Squiggle

Should Mewtwo get a new Forme, as rumors and supposedly leaked magazine scans indicate?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on April 03, 2013, 07:49:35 PM: Mewtwo should get a movie

Should Arcanine get a movie?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: ToastUltimatum on April 04, 2013, 11:45:08 PM: Arcanine can go operate a carousel for the rest of its life.

What do you call a Snowman with a turnip for a nose?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Frostbite9 on August 12, 2013, 01:32:39 AM: Frosty the Turnip-man!

Why do people shout?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: waffleme3 on January 16, 2014, 01:07:24 AM: because their crazy

why am i hungry
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on January 18, 2014, 07:16:58 PM: Maybe you haven't eaten in a while? I'm not sure but that's probably the main reason.

Who is Mario's companion?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: Wervelf on March 07, 2014, 06:46:30 AM: How did you forget of course its me.

Why are you in this forum?
Title: Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
Post by: KidIcarus on July 01, 2015, 01:55:39 AM: To help build the best Nintendo resource ever.

Who is your spirit friend?