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NIWA Community => The Lounge => Topic started by: HavocReaper48 on February 21, 2011, 03:05:15 AM
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Yet another DKC Atlas forum game that I'm bringing over to here. In this game, you need to make a limitless cheat to play as Luigi In Super Mario 64. When you post part of the fake cheat, start by completing the last sentence, and starting a new one, but don't finish it. (Ex. The last post was, "...in the castle, and then...", when you post, post something that completes "then you need to", and start part of a sentence, which someone else will complete.
See The forum of origin (http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=479&start=0) for examples.
I'll start it off:
In order to unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64, you must first beat the game with all 121 stars in under 60 minutes with no hacks. Then you must go to the top of the castle and talk to Yoshi. Tell him "L is real" and he will sprout wings (o_O). He will take you to Bowser's Super Secret Castle. This castle has...
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...a huge shrine for Peach. You must make it past the maze of Buzzy Beetles and go through the tunnel of Goombas which could attack you at any second. You must then find an apple to attract Yoshi to you so you can fly over a gate that's made of Hammer Bros. You will find Luigi over the gate but a Magikoopa will come and shrink you to miniscule size and take Luigi away. Now you must...
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...search for a Mushroom to restore you to normal size. Go to a Toad and play pointless mini games until you get to normal size. Now go hunt to Magikoopa. Go back to the area where you got over the gate, but Magikoopa is not there. A nearby Toad informs you he is in another level. Specifically, the RainBow Road. Squadala, and be off on your magic carpet in RR. He is hiding in a section of Rainbow Road, and after much searching turns out to be...
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...a zombie, and he calls his three dead brethren to attack you. Beat them with a stick and ask the grave keeper where a secret entrance to Bowser's Super Secret Osohe Castle is and use your wall staples to climb the castle walls. Enter through the door and you'll find...
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...that the castle is the same as Peach's in every way, shape and form. Therefore, you must get all 121 Bowser Stars in under 59 minutes or you will have to start all over again from the beginning. Afterwards, you meet Bowser (again) in his bed, sleeping off the pain which you caused him before. The game gives you a message from Peach which states "You must kill Bowser in order to free Luigi..."
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...but after you get all the stars and go to Bowser's Lair, you find at the end of the stairs that Weegee has been hired as Bowser's Body Guard. Throw as many overused memes such as Vegeta and Awesome Smiley at him as possible. Once he is defeated, you must please King Harninkan or whatever and his hoard of dinner with a barrel roll. Press Z or R twice and you will be teleported to a large Yoshi head in the sky where you must look at the Man in the Mirror and say Bloody Mary 3 times. Take the result out for a date and you'll find that your mother was an illegal Mexican immigrant. Used domestic violence to kill her and then avoid the cops while you run to the post office to receive a package from Birdo, who says she...
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is a guy! Kill him and go outside only to find Zoroark (who for some reason is in the game) murdering Peach. Ignore her and go through the painting that leads to Candy Land. Kill the lollipops and get the magical Gumball of Epicness, and return. You'll find Entei, Raikou, and Suicune destroying the castle. Help out by using a weak paper pickaxe to destroy the walls and...
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...you find Maxwell's notebook within the walls and write Master Ball three times. You successfully capture all three Pokémon, though a random Toad comes and blames you for destroying the castle. He grabs the notebook off of you and writes "Giant Immortal Evil Deadly Firebreathing Animate Spaghetti", "killing" you for now. You wake up within the Isle Delfino jail with the notebook confiscated, and find that you are blamed for opposing the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster so...
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... you need to break out. Use your sharp wits and conveniently placed hole near the guards' blind spot to escape. You should be out free on Delfino. Hop on the next plane outta there and return to your Castle. Or rather, whatever's left of it. Start a fundraiser to fix the castle.
(one money raising montage later)
Now that the castle is good as new, go inside and check out your awesome new bedroom. You also find a large, old family portrait in the room. In fact, hey... you can jump in this one! This portrait, upon entering, brings you to waaay back in the day, the original Super Mario Bros. Do a playthrough of the game without using warp pipes. You should earn yet another star. This star helps unlock...
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... the door to a house outside of the castle with a fire. The toad who summoned the "Giant Immortal Evil Deadly Firebreathing Animate Spaghetti" to knock you out was locked up here, because the GIEDFAS planned to destroy him after the Isle Delfino citizens, who are now dead. When you escaped the jail, GIEDFAS tried to destroy the notebook but Toad held on to it, yet out of fear he threw it in the fire, destroying it to prevent the GIEDFAS from using it. Toad apologizes, and thanks you for fund raising to help fix the castle, rewarding you with yet another star. You now have 244 stars, Toad tells you about a new event in Bob-omb Battlefield where Koopa the Quick's cousin 'Troopa the Tough challenges you to defeat 300 enemies in 1 minute. You still have Entei, Raikou and Suicune in their Master Balls of course, so you go to Bob-omb Battlefield and...
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...use Entei to burn the plains and mountains of the battlefield. After many moons of flames (in real time!), you find a star in the rubble. Get it, only for Grovyle to steal it from you. Then...
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...use Celebi to freeze time and get the star back. Now go back to the normal Peach's Castle to find that while you were gone some rapscallions converted the local area into a race track. Get 1st place and use the prize money to order some new paintings.
Continue your search for Luigi. Go into a hidden room found by doing a 270o flip jump to the right on the 9001st step of the Endless Staircase. You should enter a painting leading to the Kongo Jungle! Find your old pal Donkey Kong and ask him if he has seen Luigi. He tells you, "OOH OHH AHH AAHH AHH!!!" Using this precious information...
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To buy him a banana smoothie.
Once you have given him the smoothie, he will give you a yoshi egg, which...
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...apparently has a hidden message within it, you open it and it has a slip of paper drizzling with yoke which says "bowser is in the Kongo Jungle somewhere" so now you...
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...punch Donkey Kong because you didn't get a Yoshi and run away to Cranky Kong who says...
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..."BACK IN MY DAY, WE DID NOT RUN AWAY!". Sit through a speech about how things were different back then and after continue your search for Bowser. Climb all the way up to the Gorilla Glacier to get your parrot friend, Squawks. He'll help you. When you finally find Bowser, demand to know where Luigi is. He tells you to search that large, mysterious Kremling inhabited island just a couple minutes away. Sail there and start your search on...
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...the witch Pun-killdya, who has taken your little sister, Fat Alison. Trap your bird friend in a backpack and then climb a conveniently-placed mountain lair near your house. You try to go to the Pun-killdya's lair, but you are stopped by a Waddle Doo. Fire your laser and kill it, then continue up the mountain, until you find a large fence blocking you from going any further. Drop down a convenient hole near the fence, buy some Magic Beans, plant them near the fence, and wait for the 2nd day when it rains. It will turn to a beansprout. Use it to climb over the fence. You use a Skip Sandwich to go faster, but in the sandwich, you find...
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... a copy of Nintendo World Championships 1990 (Gold) somehow wedged inside of the sandwich, so you stop eating it, and carry on, when all of a sudden...
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...Zoroark rampages across the island. After watching a 15-hour long rampage cutscene, the island is in rubbles. Talk to Zoroark, who will only say "HAAAAAAH!". Zorua will pop out of her hair and, since he can speak unlike his mother, will say "I shall protect Meema from you! I challenge you to a battle!" Zorua will then transform into a dark version of Mario and fight you. Dark Mario has the exact same actions as you and its AI is the smartest in the world's existence. After a long fight, Zorua will then transform into a humoungus Octillery. After yet ANOTHER long battle, Zorua will give up and give you a ticket to Zoroark: Master of Illusions. Capture an Abra and teleport to a movie theater near you to watch it. After the movie, use Teleport to go to Pun-Killdya's lair. Now you...
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...find the witch Pun-killdya only to find that she tortured your sister by making her workout and lose all the fat. You don't give a crap about Alison anymore so you find a Yoshi egg and use him to get to an anti-Bowser's castle that is filled with good guy stuff. You then...
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...realize, "IT'S A TRAP!". The toads outside take off their costumes and are revealed to be Koopas. Grab a green shell and ride on it just like in Bob Omb Battlefield, killing all who get too close. Later, barge into the castle doors to find it mysteriously quiet. Fall through the trap door and into a pitch black room. "Did ya bring a light?" ...
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...No, I didn't. You walk all around until you find a flashlight on the ground. Convenient. You turn it on and you see two doors. Both doors say "To Luigi." You enter the one on the left and find...
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...(a) Giga Bowser, who swallows you up. You find an Emoglobin in Giga Bowser's gut who says...
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..."I AM ERROR." You go to http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/index.jsp, but the only things written the page are "I AM ERROR" and the address of Prince. You then contact the new married couple of Zoda and Pokey at 1-8-HUN-DER-ED-STPDASS but the only information they give you are the opening notes of Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday" and the location of Zoda's hidden lair of fresh baked Girl Scout cookies. You then throw the phone at the wall and inside you find...
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...a Ditto. It instead is revealed once again to be Zorua. Zorua: "YOU AGAIN!" Zorua will then transform into Dark Mario again and challenge you. To defeat him...
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...upgrade your fighter class to "Generic Light Warrior" and use your "Sword of Light" of course. Approach the Shadow and you MUST perform a 99 hit Super Combo finish, which should give you 30,000 points for using level 3 and a 30,000 point Perfect bonus. If you did not do 39,999 addition points' worth of hits landed and the combined score is not 99,999 or higher you did it wrong and need to start over.
Now that we can finally stop making so many Pokemon references (this is a Mario cheat after all) start speculating where you should search next. Perhaps we should investigate the plague that says "L IS REAL"? Approach the plague and...
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...trip, falling into the plaque and getting amnesia. you wake up thinking that you are...
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...Kirby. You see a Boo and try to suck it up, but nothing happens. The Boo attacks you and some wierd glitch causes you to fall through the floor...
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...and you are sent to Austinland. You find some headphones, put them on, and hear Chocolate Rain. You try to take them off, but they are superglued to your ears. A giant TV then turns on to...
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...a RickRoll! Shield your eyes and ask the Incredible Hulk to remove those headphones. Then get Hulk to break the TV. Now that the Rick Roll threat is over, go float back up above the mysterious glitch hole in the floor. Of course, only Kirby could of done this. However, when you go around trying to eat everything DeDeDe stops you and tells you...
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... to **** off. In response to this threat, you insert your hand into Dedede's mouth. and turn him inside out. Dedede...
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...becomes Ganondorf and he tries to Warlock Punch you, but you...
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...use Falcon Punch, which is faster. Now that you've KO'd Ganon, his minions will be after you. Uh oh. Run away into town to find out everyone is a zombie! Grab your handy shotgun and survive 50 rounds of zombies. At round 51...
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A very huge Zombie appears. You must run away from it or else you would be on fire. If you are on fire quickly find a source of water to stop you from losing life points. To kill the giant zombie find the tile that has an X on it and lure him there. Press the button to make the tile explode. If he is not under there you must find another way of defeating him. After defeating the Zombie you...
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...must order a DukeBurger. Now that you're on full health go grab your shotgun again and you need to shoot a very specific wall tile in the 42nd house in town. If you shoot just the right tile, a rainbow beam will emit from the town center. It fades to reveal a warp pipe. Jump down it. Man, it's pretty dark down here. Did ya bring a light? .... Oh, wait yes you still have it from earlier. Shine some light and see that you are in...
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The stomach of a goomba! You must quick star beating away at its intestines before you are digested. After punch you ride a gas bubble up to its mouth and jump out. You are then surrounded by millions of goombas. You find a fire flower to kill all the goombas quickly. After you defeat them you...
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... see a sign that says "Good Job! You have completed a cheat! Follow this arrow for Luigi." You follow the arrow and find Luigi but...
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you see a giant pit of slime blocking your path. You then have to find a luma to get past the slime. When you find the luma, let it follow you to the slime. when it transforms into a launch star, use it. when you get over the slime you...
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...run into an electrical force field. you get a Game Over, but before you die, you see that Luigi was actually Kamek in disguise. you find yourself in the Underwhere and you...
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...need to get back to the OverWorld. Look around and ask Pit (Kid Icarus) to help you. He's done this before. Team up with him to get through four stages of the UnderWorld. At the final stage you must beat the Cerberus. Now that you're back on the OverWorld (Earth, normal) you say goodbye to Pit, and thank him. Mario now resumes his search. Pit tells him he saw Luigi pass by the Dire Dire Docks. Go there to find...
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...an Ullrich. Tell it "hello"with your DS's speaker as long as you don't have a very early DSi model. If so, call your mommy and she'll call the CIA to give the Ullrich a doughnut. Then you must smo' yo rea ci'rette and you'll be arrested because you do not have an ID that proves you are 18 and legally able to smoke tobacco. You must then eat the "special brownies" your prison mate offers you. Excrete the poison back into him by...
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...going number 2 into his mouth. Turn into a wolf and use your senses to find out where you can dig. Escape and be sure not to be caught by giant Shadow Kargaroks. Go across the roofs of Castle Town and escape. After that, transform back into a human and blow your whistle to call your horse who is in fact dead, but somehow she gets to you by falling from the sky. For a day (in real time) you try to get her to go, but you give up and light her on fire. In the ashes you find...
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...nothing. Wash your hands, they're filthy with ash. Time to put your past behind you. You still have to rescue your brother, Luigi. Head over to Mario Kart and look for Waluigi. He might know where Luigi is. However when you find him he challenges you to a race, three laps, Waluigi Pinball. Fair enough, figures he'd want to compete and be in the same spotlight as Mario. Beat him and he'll say he recently raced Luigi over on Rainbow Road. Go to Rainbow Road and...
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...do the Duck Walk. Eat any foul besides geese, ducks, or swans that come near you but remember to properly cook them to an internal temperature of 185 degrees. Then go to the nearest sushi bar and order your favorite makizushi or nigirizushi. You then figure out that your meal had added MSG and you sprout 2 heads and 3 eyes. You must then sue the company with Phoenix Wright as your lawyer, but you are counter-sued by the company's lawyer, Thunderbird Rong, for...
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...copyright infringement. You get thrown in jail. Do the same what you did before as a wolf and turn back to human. You see a green figure run across the field. You call your horse who is still dead, and ride on her at 0 MPH. After going at that speed for 3 hours, you somehow still end up in Kakariko Village...being invaded by Space Pirates. Now you...
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...grab your...
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...grab your...
MM, that was pathetic, but, alright. Try to put more effort into posting next time so it doesn't seem like spam.
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...grab your Charge Beam and liberate the village. The pirates are everywhere! After that ordeal, if you make it out alive, you deserve to be rewarded of course! The reward for your valiant efforts are...
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...a dog and Luigi's hat! You tell the dog to find Luigi using the hat's scent and he leads you to a Nintendo 3DS that has Mario Kart 3DS in it. You play the game until...
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you unlock the a hidden character! You found that the 3DS was hooked to a trap add you fall into a pit of slime. You try your best to get out but you get pulled under. You find out there are also toads under here too! the oldest said he was here for 1000 years! You find a hidden door and you get out. You are reward from the toads 100 coins. Now you get back up to the pit of slime and the toads form a bridge to get across. After you get across the slime. Uh oh one of the toads fell in the slime! you can either leave him there or save him (karma moment). After you get back up you...
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...Tell him to go die in hell. You call the Engineer over and say "NEED A TELPORTER HERE." So he erects a teleporter and you hop into it. You end up in the Beat Block Galaxy and the teleporter disappears. Now you...
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...find all of the silver and green stars. after this, you must jump directly under the pyramid to an invisible platform. follow the invisible platform until you reach a pipe. you go into the pipe and end up at...
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...King Boo's House. Creepy. Don't you wish you had Luigi with you now, and his Poltergust? Odd, he seems to have left the Polter outside ready for use. Play through Luigi's Mansion as Mario, capture every ghost and get every secret to...
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...make a wild Tina Fey appear! Use your Sarah Palin to talk some political sense into her until Tina bites Palin's head off. Go to the Pokémon center and you'll find a book about the History of the History of the History of the History of History. Read it until you get to the nth word, then throw up nth times and a magic n will appear. You try to use the n to stop 7's cannibalism, but you then find out that 789. You must then get out your M16 and shoot 7, but you point the gun in the wrong direction and shoot yourself. You learn the bus to Hell is broken, so you have to wait 24:01:46 and you then see Pedobear trying to touch you in your...
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...eardrum. You find Dormammu and sneak into one of his portals to get back to earth. You then find you're back in Brooklyn, your hometown. You break into HavocReaper48's house (He lives in NY) and you...
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...steal his panties. He sees you and you run away. You run for miles, and go search for some diamonds. On your way, you see a castle with a few fields of bamboo, a guy from Kung Fu, a giant screw, a Kangaroo, some chicken stew, and a woman who lived in a shoe. You finally turn smart and think to go underground. You fall in water and keep going. You drill through dirt for 60 miles and finally find some diamonds. You use the diamonds to...
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...buy a ___________________. You take it into the nearest random cottage and have tea with the owner, who happens to be a handicapped pedophile. His food tastes so terrible that you light it on fire, which in turn lights the whole house on fire. The only things left are a copy of Sailor Moon Season Whatever the Hell You Want it To Be and the _____________________...
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Then buy a hamburger, and feed it to the penguin next to the cat.
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The penguin will then burst to reveal Luigi. You think you've finally unlocked him, but he is trapped in an invisible box. Start the box on fire to...
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kill Luigi. Why'd you do that? Now you have to go revive him. To do this...
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...kick a durian over to him. Throw it at his face and he'll...
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Guys, this isn't meant to be one line per post story :-\
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...wake up! Yay! You can now play as Luigi! However a few seconds later the Nintendo 64 freezes. Uh oh. You've been playing for too long. And you JUST got him too! Oh well, give the Nintendo 64 some time to cool off. Go outside and, (gasp!) get some fresh air! After your great outside day, go back inside and check on your '64. It's GONE! :o Plot twist! You must find your Nintendo 64! Ask around where it is, and someone will tell you...
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...have something on your shirt. Kick him in the face until he bleeds. You are walking along singing free-rights, copyright-proof public domain songs when you suddenly start choking. You learn from the Word on the Wind and a little birdie that fresh air is poisonous and that you'll die in...
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5 nanoseconds. Quickly, you slowly take your gas mask out of your backpack after searching in it for five minutes. You put it on and you survive! You wonder how you survived since it took five minutes to find your gas mask, but you avoid questioning anime physics to prevent paradoxes. Now you go to the moon, and you find your N64 in a deep crater. This time, you only have your gas mask, and keep avoiding questioning anime physics. You jump into the crater and you are sure it's your N64 because in marker it says your name on it. You find out it's hollow and you go look for your parts. You look...
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...in random craters in he moon. Jump in and out of the craters as you collect the parts one by one. Once gathers they will magically assemble and form your long lost N64. Now you must get off the moon. Uh, how did you get up here in the first place? Oh, right, anime physics. Jump off the moon and onto a soft cushion millions of miles away on Earth. Yay for anime physics! Now that you're safe and sound on Earth...
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...You must do the whole thing over again because you cannot progress in the story until you find the only weapon that can beat the final boss. But then, you come across a flying goldfish that ate your neighbors. You fry the goldfish in a pan with oil and spices and it spits out your neighbors who happen to be plankton. You put the plankton in an aquarium. You then go to grab an eclair out of your backpack when suddenly a wild...
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...hungry wolf comes by searching for food. He spots you and your precious eclair! Whatever you do, DON'T let the wolf get the eclair! Run for your life and guard your eclair. After about five minutes the wolf gets bored and leaves. Now that the threat is gone, your eclair starts to glow, which means it will...
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Cause your N64 to explode! You must douse it in Hershey's chocolate syrup and stomp on it seven times. It will then reform and you can play as Luigi! Wait- no, its only Mario, but his red clothes are green due to a mix up at the dry cleaners. Go to the dry cleaners and...
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...join him, and he will make your face the greatest in Koridai, or else you will die. Then say you were just kidding, give him the eclair, and he will give you Mario's clothes. You are walking home when you are attacked by Mr. Carpainter and a bunch of Happy Happyists. You use PK Knife on them and they'll get scared and call they're moms. But it turns out that their phones were only receiver phones. You let them borrow your cell phone, but then Carpainter...
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Carpainter punches somebody, who punches him back. It's your duty to stop this fight, in one of many ways. I'd suggest the fireball, it's easy to do and it stops the fight the fastest. The bar fight then takes away your cell phone, and converts it to a Happy Happyist. Now it's time for the hardest task of all: lunch. You have to successfully eat 20 pizzas within one minute. If not, then you will never get Luigi, and he'll be banished to the shadow realm. If you do end up getting through this very hard task though,
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...you will have a bad stomachache. And throw up possibly. You're too distracted getting dizzy and feeling ill to notice Luigi offering to take over for Mario. Luigi takes you back to the castle to lie down and digest. Well, that was thoughtful of him! Wake up to thank him, only to see a note he left behind which reads...
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...you ordered OVER 9000!!! more pizzas and if you do not eat them in .00000000000000000001 nanoseconds the 4th dimension will crash into your 3rd dimension and blow up time and space and everything and nothing will exist anymore. You complete this task, and you are rewarded with a copy of EarthBound in the box, a copy of Super Mario Galaxy 2, a Chibiterasu plush, and...
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then that last post is erased, with the note actually saying "meet me at fountain, 2:00. Bring the money, or I'll screw her up real good." This obviously means
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...that the Word on the Wind is holding the Bag Lady hostage with a Loose Screw. You take your prizes from the non-existent post that A erased and sell them for dinner. You put the dinner in your dinner blaster and use The Forks to go over to the Word on the Wind's domain in the City in the Sky. But The Forks are illegal, you know, so you must buy, buy, BUY or else your cakes will burn! You go over to The Unnamed Mall and buy, buy, B...
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You go over to The Unnamed Mall and buy, buy, Bounce off of a trampoline at the mall's Trampolines R Us, crawl through the ventilation system and into a secret room with nothing but a warp pipe. Set off a Super Bob-omb and throw it down the pipe to activate it, then go down the pipe. It will lead you to a large fountain. At 2:00, Toad will come up and say: "Thank you, Mario! But the Word on the Wind is at another fountain." You rush towards the real fountain, hoping to make it in time, but...
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...Wario and Waluigi get there first. They discover that it is a pipe, but it disappears after Wario goes through. Waluigi is left behind. He runs away, but you chase him all the way to Rogueport. Waluigi finds Don Pianta, who is currently trolling the NIWA forums. Don Pianta...
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...has been permabanned by the time you get there. Waluigi however is not finished -- he claims, "Too bad, Waluigi Time!" and transforms into his true form. One gaze and you've been knocked out. Now, this is where it gets difficult. If the day you got to this part is not Friday, you will receive a permanent Game Over. However, if it was a Friday, you will wake up in your bed at 7:00 AM. When you hear the cheesy music in the background, you realize, you're living Rebecca Black's "Friday"! You must endure a Rebecca Friday -- which consists of:
-Waking up, eating cereal and rushing to the bus stop
-Driving with underaged friends and debating which row to take
-Explain your plans for the day and emphasize the day it is
-FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN
-FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN
-Partyin', Partyin'
-Review the days of the week
-Gettin' down on Friday
-Have another party
If you're still sane, you'll wake up and find out it was all a dream. Within a dream. Within a dream, within a dream...
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Then you get slapped by Edgar Allen Poe for stealing his poem. So now you have to
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steal a frog from a frog zoo. After getting away with this, fly directly to jail, do not pass go and do not collect $200. Then you must...
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...TAKE THIS HOUSE AND SHOVE IT! You shove your house in the face of the zookeeper. He will be impressed and take you to a singing monkey where you will learn the 3rd melody. You try to go fight Giegue with your 3 melodies, but he is not affected by your singing. Giegue pushes you off Mt. Itoi. You fall, fall, fall, and you are about to hit the ground when you...
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...land in a conviniently placed pillow shipping truck. You jump off to find out you're over a cliff, and fall until you land in a plane. You get inside to find a group of 6 skydivers. One of them says the corny Chicken Crossing the Road Joke, and, due to anime physics, you flinch and sky dive off the plane with no parachute just because you heard a corny joke. You land in yet ANOTHER conviniently placed pillow shipping truck. Inside, you find a dead grandma. You ignore her because it has nothing to do with the story. Again, you jump off and FINALLY land on paved road. A meteor hits the Earth, making it explode, and you go flying 50 Billion miles into space to another planet named Planet. Once you awake, the Helmaroc King swoops down and grabs you. A group of pirates start shooting the king and when he flinches, he drops you in the woods on the summit of a mountain on a peaceful island in the middle of the sea. You get attacked by flopping Cheep Cheeps, which proves your a wimp. You jump off the mountain because of your wimpiness. You fall in the sea and get eaten by a Gyorg. You then wake up in the same pillow truck you landed on before...but it's located in space. THEN you wake up in Mario's House. You kill some random guy and bury him under the floorboards, with no trace of him at all. The neighbors called the cops because they heard a stick being crushed outside, and the cops checked all the houses. When they went to your house, you chatted with them and had tea. You sweated all over...and heard the thumping of the heart of the dead man...You gave up and revealed him and got arrested for 50 milleniums. After you get out, your body is still as it was before. It hasn't aged at all...You glitch through the floor and fall onto another pillow truck under the floor and ride it to an unknown place. That place.. is....
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Delfino Airstrip. You must go through all of the events of Super Mario Sunshine, collecting everything, down to the last coin, at least 64 times. Once you have done this, a giant...
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mushroom will appear. Ingest this and become Mega Mario. Then, ingest the poison mushroom and go to hospital for treatment. However, you get mistaken for a doctor and become Doctor Mario. You then heal your poison and treat patients, including Luigi. however, Luigi dies and you must then kill yourself to head to the land of the dead to rescue him. Once you lose all your lives, you actually get a game over and have to start all over again. You then realise that you are actually in a ghostly version of the game and Luigi has been kidnapped by Bowser, not Peach. You must then find a key to the castle by...
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...going to the local Locksmith. Well, that was easy. Should try that more often. Enter the castle and fall down the obvious trap pit. Land on the floor below. Use your amazing wall jumping skills to escape. Advance ahead of the pit to find an endless staircase. This could be trouble. Now you need to finish the endless cheat to get to the end of the endless staircase. Afterwords, you'll be at the top of the staircase. Enter the door at the end of the case and...
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...become converted into a paradox, because you had to complete the endless cheat by going to the top of the endless staircase, which can only be done by completing the endless cheat. but, because of anime physics, you come out of the paradox, where you see a toad. The toad says, “Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!” which you find a little odd, because you are looking for Luigi instead of Peach. You leave the castle and head to another one, where you find...
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Luigi's evil twin Waluigi! Waluigi fights you until he finds out that you are looking for Luigi. He then helps you look for Luigi by...
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..giving you a Luigi Radar. So that's how he keeps getting into the spinoffs. Using the radar you find out he's in a Mario Kart tournament. You need to get in there and get to the upper leagues so you can talk to him. Leave everyone else in the dust but Luigi. When you catch up to him...
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you find he isn't really Luigi but a...
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...wandering artist. Come out of the statue you have been in for the past 100 years and find you are a wolf. The wandering artist greets you. Suddenly a wood nymph appears and mistakes the artist for a bug. The artist becomes so angry that he says something nasty and the nymph's Guts decrease by 4. The nymph fears this number and turns into a pencil. Use your pencil eraser on the pencil. Your pencil eraser is then erased by an eraser eraser. The artist shows you his NES. You laugh at him for owning such an obsolete system, but he then shows you his great games. You are playing the NES with the artist when suddenly an imp appears. You Power Slash the light in the wall and escape, but you step on the NES. The artist demands you compensate him, but you have no money, so he takes your Divine Instrument instead. You turn back into a regular old white wolf, and the artist sells your weapon on eBay. Suddenly, a meteor crashes on the mountain near your home. You are sent back to October 17, 1985, at 11:36. You are, still a wolf, waiting impatiently for the NES you preordered to go onto market. You are eating a bowl of delicious sukiyaki and watching YouTube videos when suddenly, a bell rings, and the people in line all go to McDonalds for UnHappy Hour. You are the only one in line, and when it becomes 12:01, you drop your keys, and everyone else gets in front of you to get their NES's. You defeat them all with your Devout Beads and the clerk gives you your NES. Suddenly, a light appears in the sky, and you are sent back to the present...
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...to find out your in a barren wasteland. You're thirsty, so you start digging for water in the sand. All you find is a sponge and a starfish, so you keep them as pets in a water tank....with water...You don't realize there's water in the tank, and you keep the two as pets. You then start a farm of Trapinch. You first build a barn. You go and collect some 3 Trapinch. One lays an egg and one evolves into a Vibrava. You then make a special fence for Vibrava and Flygon. You suddenly get an idea and make a video game where the objective is to raise Pokémon, get married, have a child, and die. You call it "Harvest Moon: A Trapinch Life" and get sued for copyright infringement by Natsume. You go to jail for 5 nanoseconds and go back to your farm. You make a nice little house and move your sponge and starfish in there. You go exploring for some more Trapinch when you find a small group of Pikmin. You take them to your farm and build an onion. You start breeding and you have a Pikmin farm. You add them to your Trapinch farm in a seperate fence. You go into your house to find out that Spongebob and a Staryu are living in your fish tank. You throw a Ditto in there and breed more Staryu and your Staryu evolves into Starmie. As for Spongebob, you leave him outside to melt in the sun. 3 years later, you have such a thriving farm that contains Trapinch, Vibrava, Flygon, Pikmin, Goombas, Koopas, Buzzy Beetles, Staryu, Starmie, Bulborbs, Cows, Miltank, Tauros, Tektites, and Dodongos. You go on the news and get asked a question. You reply "I liek turtles" and falcon punch the reporter to Planet Planet. Next, you add to your farm some...
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...Kritters! Yup, the crocodile-based enemy from Donkey Kong Country. After a while, make them work out and becomes Krushas. Now that you've got a bunch of muscular crocodiles at your command, use them to take over the local Pokemon Ranch and make an entire farm of >1000 Pokemon! Use your army to...
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...defeat Ganon. But Ganon turns out to just be a rumor, and the real enemy is Fanon! You call your army (which are, by the way, all Pigmasks) and they shoot cannonballs from their Pork Tanks. Fanon sends out this little piggy, but it turns out he cried wewewewewewewe all the way home. So Fanon calls his twin sister, Anfon. Anfon complains that she broke a nail, and you get so annoyed that you throw the world at her. You finish Anfon and Fanon off, but you shatter the world in the process. Great job. You lead your army into Osohe Castle trying to look for tape so you can fix the world, but you are attacked by a Whatever and its cohort. You show him an ad for the Wii 2, and he is surprised. You throw the Whatever and its cohort off the edge of the broken world, but the Whatevers are endangered, so you are arrested by PETA. You give them a pita and they will start to call you Peter. But the world is still broken, so you ask your dead mother Matchlock Gun for help. But your mother was killed by a Dinosau on top of Coriander Mount. You cry at her tombstone in Maniafam Settlement. You cry, and cry, and cry, and cry... 3 years pass, and you are now 300. The settlement you live in has been overrun by Bill's Gates. You fall down and are sent through the floor to The Room Room. There's too much room, so you use a vacuum cleaner and suck up all the room in the room. The Earth gets tired of waiting for you to fix it, so he decides it's Cataclysm Time, the only game show that you really want to watch! You are amazed by all the commercials and go sign up to be a contestant. But the producers don't like how your name is spelled, so you get the consolation price of a free maiming! Your entrails start falling out and you turn into a Gooey Goo! But the Jealous Bass is jealous that he's American and Mother 3 isn't, so he gets his friend, the Beaten Drum and the Softly Weeping Guitar. But he is amazed by your DCMC Boxers. and offers you 1,000,000 dollars if he can sniff them. But of course, the Jealous Bass doesn't have that kind of money, and he was never a fan of DCMC anyway. So he stabs you with his conductor's baton and leaves you to die in your own blood, when he is surprised to see that your wound healed when you thought of Matchlock Gun. You use this to your advantage by...
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...killing red in the and ethan/gold in the pokeworld!then you see them resurrect similar to jesus in the bible and they kill your mama's after life so she fades away completely you get so furious that you...
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Take them to court, however, they have Phoenix Wright as their attorney! Oh noes! So you have to...
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...kill him and bring him back as your lawyer then my aunt sally who is the judge finds them guilty and says...
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