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Other Media / Re: The Official TV Shows Thread
« on: April 29, 2012, 10:22:57 PM »
Ugh... It figures you run Lylat wiki... Oh well... at least you act somewhat professional here...
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NIWA Discussion / Re: Speculation time.
« on: January 24, 2012, 06:06:38 AM »
It seems bulbagarden forums has been blocked... I cannot access it, and I know for sure that the Nintendo DSi can't block it, and no filtering service is used at all. It's not a blackout is it? If it was, I'm sure bulbapedia would be blocked too. There was a politics thread, is that why it was attacked? A non-profit site, made of the most valuable customers of LISCENCED Pokemon merchandise.
A single layer BluRay can hold over 24 hours worth of footage at 60fps at 720p; a dual layer Blue Ray could hold all 15 Pokemon movies at 1080i, If thy release a BlueRay with just the four uncut D/P movies and all 4 uncut seasons, I'd buy it, assuming they've added a comentary for each one, (& subtitled Japanese commentaries)
A single layer BluRay can hold over 24 hours worth of footage at 60fps at 720p; a dual layer Blue Ray could hold all 15 Pokemon movies at 1080i, If thy release a BlueRay with just the four uncut D/P movies and all 4 uncut seasons, I'd buy it, assuming they've added a comentary for each one, (& subtitled Japanese commentaries)
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Mario / Re: Mario Kart: U Behind the Wheel
« on: September 21, 2011, 05:50:42 AM »
It'd be cool if it had up to eight players, it would make a nice battle mode, but Double Dash Karts should make a return..,
'''unlocked once you get all the characters! Or at least 16 for multiplayer mode...
In Co-Op, your screen can look backwards if you're in back, for a team with two Wii Remotes, a Rear veiw miror is displayed; in Wi-Fi Co-Op, you could chat with your teammates using the mic! And your photo (or live snapshot) taken in the style of Mario Kart GP Arcade will be shown as you pass opponents!
Double Dash will have its own seperate mode, but use the same tracks...
Battle Stages should make room for only six people, making all eight player battles very chaotic.
'''unlocked once you get all the characters! Or at least 16 for multiplayer mode...
In Co-Op, your screen can look backwards if you're in back, for a team with two Wii Remotes, a Rear veiw miror is displayed; in Wi-Fi Co-Op, you could chat with your teammates using the mic! And your photo (or live snapshot) taken in the style of Mario Kart GP Arcade will be shown as you pass opponents!
Double Dash will have its own seperate mode, but use the same tracks...
Battle Stages should make room for only six people, making all eight player battles very chaotic.
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Fan Creations / Re: My Comedy Flipnotes: with links to hatena's webpage
« on: September 21, 2011, 03:41:55 AM »um.... what's a flipnote?Gosh I hope you're kidding, you have owned a DSi before, right?
also: Teen Titans! woo!
You can create cartoons, and even Anime style animations, with a DSi touch screen, (It's much better with an XL) but It's not available for 3DS yet; you'd probably buy a 3DS before you'd buy a DSi...
Nintendo support staff have been curculating rumors of a Flipnote Studio for 3DS...
It is said to be more advanced, but nothing else is said, they are just technical support after all...
...But their supers are telling them rumors, is this a strategic leak to make the 3DS more popular?
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Nintendo Gaming / Flipnote Makers Want Recognition!
« on: September 21, 2011, 03:20:59 AM »
I know, you may be thinking it's just me, but I'm sure you've noticed the lack of good Flips on Hatena...
I have to actually search (on a Computer) to find a good flipnote...
So everybody post links to your Flipnotes, and search commands for your favorite flips and channels...
Also, I think I should provide some sort of info on how to register a Flipnote Hatena ID,
You have to be 13 or older,
Register at http://flipnote.hatena.com
then link your account on your DSi by tapping "Creator's Room"
I have to actually search (on a Computer) to find a good flipnote...
So everybody post links to your Flipnotes, and search commands for your favorite flips and channels...
Also, I think I should provide some sort of info on how to register a Flipnote Hatena ID,
You have to be 13 or older,
Register at http://flipnote.hatena.com
then link your account on your DSi by tapping "Creator's Room"
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Super Smash Bros / Re: Characters in Next SSB
« on: September 05, 2011, 08:21:41 PM »
Check out my flipnote! Nina's trying to get into Dr. Cortex's Party,
http://flipnote.hatena.com/5386D14051D4DB8F@DSi/movie/D4DB8F_0AF6606B06791_007
Also, who thinks another 4 legged Smasher like Ivysaur would be nice, let's say Spyro: Flame, Charge, ground headbutt, Ice Breath, electricity powered glide, possibly using Sparks in some of his attacks.
http://flipnote.hatena.com/5386D14051D4DB8F@DSi/movie/D4DB8F_0AF6606B06791_007
Also, who thinks another 4 legged Smasher like Ivysaur would be nice, let's say Spyro: Flame, Charge, ground headbutt, Ice Breath, electricity powered glide, possibly using Sparks in some of his attacks.
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Fan Creations / Re: My Comedy Flipnotes: with links to hatena's webpage
« on: September 02, 2011, 01:34:32 PM »
I've made a Teen Titans Karaoke flip, i'ts instrumental, so you cad add your own voice and sing anything you want, as long as it's to the tune of Teen Titans Go! You may have me pegged as a Crash nut, and you may be right! I posted Cortex doing karaoke on the Crash Bandicoot Channel, and I am playing Cortex, N. Gin, and...
If you listen to the flipnote, you'll hear a voice of a character that I'm too embarrassed to reveal that I did the voice acting to, so if you want to know my deep dark secret character, that I'm embarrassed to have been able to do a voice that sounds somewhat like, -er, that person, listen to my flipnote on the Crash Bandicoot Channel, search command: Left, X, Y, Down, X, Y,
..or is it Down, X, Y, Left, X, Y, ?
If you listen to the flipnote, you'll hear a voice of a character that I'm too embarrassed to reveal that I did the voice acting to, so if you want to know my deep dark secret character, that I'm embarrassed to have been able to do a voice that sounds somewhat like, -er, that person, listen to my flipnote on the Crash Bandicoot Channel, search command: Left, X, Y, Down, X, Y,
..or is it Down, X, Y, Left, X, Y, ?
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Super Smash Bros / Re: Characters in Next SSB
« on: August 25, 2011, 10:20:08 AM »
You're joking I hope.
I'm sorry, but when an entire battle lasts seven episodes, and there is no character personality development throughout a seven episode battle, It gets kinda boring, I've felt this way about Dragonball Z since I was seven, but when I was 12, I liked the clarity of where the plot was in Dragonball GT, there was much less need for recaps.
A battle lasting seven episodes, I felt like I was watching a long drawn out version of Mega Pirahna, except because the fight scenes lasted longer than movie fight scenes from any generation. They could've saved the long battles for finales and major plot turnovers, and they could've added more plot twist secrets revealed by enemies, but not right away, they tease the heroes about their secret and take most of it either to the grave, or in their escape, it would've made a better series that way, more suspense. Also, if you like classic Crash Bandicoot, I make lots of Classic Crash Flipnotes, If you think Crash would make a good Smasher, say so now, I think Cortex would make a good AT/NPC antagonist, speaking mainly in his Trademark evil laughter with a few spoken lines such as, "Finnish Him!" Cortex himself would send out unique mutants designed specifically for Adventure mode, until his Boss Battle with him piloting his mech.
If anyone thinks Crash should be a Smasher, say something, and There's a link to my Flipnotes in my sig; Crash Bandicoot Channel shortcut command is Left, X, Y, Down, X, Y, but I may have switched the Arrow buttons up...
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Fan Creations / My Comedy Flipnotes: with links to hatena's webpage
« on: August 18, 2011, 11:01:48 PM »Here is an expanding list of Flipnotes I will be posting, I will be posting no more than one per day, and my voice acting for Crash Bandicoot Characters can be hilarious, and my timing for visual gags can be perfect.
I will be posting either a title or description of the flipnote, depending on which one is less likely to spoil the gags.
Dr. Cortex is upset in "Cortex: Toilet head"
http://flipnote.hatena.com/5386D14051D4DB8F@DSi/movie/D4DB8F_0AEBEDB22D799_001
I have a link to all my Flipnotes, so, you don't have to click on the individual links
http://flipnote.hatena.com/5386D14051D4DB8F@DSi/
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Fan Creations / Re: Crash Bandicoot: Brainwashed; The Cortex Conspiracy
« on: August 17, 2011, 07:44:57 PM »
Warp room description:
Crash's Brain, a warp room that leads to various levels both inside and outside of Crash's mind, played as both Crash, controlled by Cortex, and uncontrolled, as well as some levels played as Crunch, and one or two levels played as Nina.
Cortex's moves:
Spin slap,
melee, unlockable
Lazer, unlockable
Jump, no double,
Stomp jump
Sneak
Rechargeable Power shield with limited health-bar unlockable, recharged every 100 Wumpa fruit
Crunch levels consist of an adventure mode with melee combat, upgradeable elemental attacks, and a style similar to Crash of the Titans, with Crunch fulfilling the role of the titan, as some first person shooter levels, both with health bars.
Crash, and Crash controlled levels are platformers, both traditional type, and the free roaming type found in Twinsanity, level after level of platforming story, and until a suspense point can be reached, Cortex will not return to the warp room. A bonus, is that even in non Cortex-controlled levels, Cortex can unlock special abilities to help Crash, each ability involving an erratic emotion, or involuntary response, like hunger, anger, craftiness,
In later levels, Crash will be wearing a slightly altered version of the Mad Scientist outfit from CTTR, courtesy of Cortex, and, in the final battle, Crash will fight Cortex from inside his own mind after Crunch, Coco, and Brio (replacing Cortex's attacks) weaken him,
Bosses
N. Tropy - a teaser boss battle, you just have to stay alive long enough for N Tropy to discover Cortex, then defeat Tropy inside Crash's mind as Cortex.
Classic Tiny Tiger- someone left his cage open and he's trying to destroy Crash all by himself
N. Gin- he was sent by Nina to launch the satellite that controls the bionic Clones of Dr. Cortex, he is accompanied by walking bombshells, & the hyper-intelligent, Slick Bandicoot, whom Nina sent to make sure nothing goes wrong, after Crash & Coco defeat N. Gin, despite Cortex's interference as he struggles to make attacks on N Gin harder, as he swerves Crash's aim toward Slick, who nimbly dodges every attack no matter what, and continues working on the satellite, Slick can be attacked on purpose, when he's up against Coco, then he immobilizes her, and creates a barrier around the launchsite until N Gin is defeated, then the satellite gets launched on schedule without further delay. An army of Bionic Clones then comes out of the launchspace, and cubicle ships with cortex's face printed on it begin invading N Sanity Island, and its neighbors.
Second wave of levels
Coco has begun to notice changes in Crash, and Coco's 3D camera suddenly shows an image of N Brio, who thinks Coco called him, when neither of them apparently called each other...
Bosses
Papu Papu - N Tropy has told Papu of the great evil that lurks in Crash, a great evil that must be destroyed.
Rilla Roo- Attacks Crash/Cortex sent by Brio to capture Crash to examine his mind
N. Tropy and N-Trance- accompanied by various other foes such as Evil Crash, Papu Papu, and he tells Crash/Cortex, the League of Scientific Evil is revoking Cortex's membership since he saved the world, instead of harnessing the power of the reality warping evil Twins. N- Tranced gives Cortex complete control over Crash's body, although the levels inside Crash's mind appear with Crash going through levels instead of Cortex.
Third Wave
N. Brio - Fought as Crunch and Coco as he tries to destroy Cortex, even if it means destroying Crash as well,
Dr. N Tertain he attacks using his Transforming Clown Car, trying to destroy Crash/Cortex as soon as Possible
Dr. N Tangled she attacks by sending her drone plant mutants who obey her every command,
Dr. N Tomb, He morphs into a giant undead Mummy wielding a magic scepter, and unleashing toxic fumes into the air.
Fourth Wave
Madame Amberly- brought back by N Tropy she tries to destroy Cortex after he nearly killed her, and states she came back to offer Nina a place back at the Academy but after her defeat, she says Nina's only road back to the academy is home correspondence.
Slick Bandicoot - fought as Coco within Cyberspace, using high tech weapons and vehicles. As personally going into the computer is the only way of hacking it, and discovering Cortex's master plan.
Nina Cortex- fought as Coco in fisticuffs, and as Crunch when inside her Mecha, Coco is trapped inside the Mecha, held captive by Slick
Dr. Neo Cortex- Fought as Crunch & Coco (with Twinsane moves), and then as Crash inside his mind, after Crash gains Control, Papu Papu uses his magic to seal Cortex inside a golden Mask, modled after Cortex's own face, ending the game, but if the game is completed 100% the boss fight is extended, & Cortex fights Uka Uka for control of his prime Clone's body, Identical to his old body in every way, except slightly taller.
Crash's Brain, a warp room that leads to various levels both inside and outside of Crash's mind, played as both Crash, controlled by Cortex, and uncontrolled, as well as some levels played as Crunch, and one or two levels played as Nina.
Cortex's moves:
Spin slap,
melee, unlockable
Lazer, unlockable
Jump, no double,
Stomp jump
Sneak
Rechargeable Power shield with limited health-bar unlockable, recharged every 100 Wumpa fruit
Crunch levels consist of an adventure mode with melee combat, upgradeable elemental attacks, and a style similar to Crash of the Titans, with Crunch fulfilling the role of the titan, as some first person shooter levels, both with health bars.
Crash, and Crash controlled levels are platformers, both traditional type, and the free roaming type found in Twinsanity, level after level of platforming story, and until a suspense point can be reached, Cortex will not return to the warp room. A bonus, is that even in non Cortex-controlled levels, Cortex can unlock special abilities to help Crash, each ability involving an erratic emotion, or involuntary response, like hunger, anger, craftiness,
In later levels, Crash will be wearing a slightly altered version of the Mad Scientist outfit from CTTR, courtesy of Cortex, and, in the final battle, Crash will fight Cortex from inside his own mind after Crunch, Coco, and Brio (replacing Cortex's attacks) weaken him,
Bosses
N. Tropy - a teaser boss battle, you just have to stay alive long enough for N Tropy to discover Cortex, then defeat Tropy inside Crash's mind as Cortex.
Classic Tiny Tiger- someone left his cage open and he's trying to destroy Crash all by himself
N. Gin- he was sent by Nina to launch the satellite that controls the bionic Clones of Dr. Cortex, he is accompanied by walking bombshells, & the hyper-intelligent, Slick Bandicoot, whom Nina sent to make sure nothing goes wrong, after Crash & Coco defeat N. Gin, despite Cortex's interference as he struggles to make attacks on N Gin harder, as he swerves Crash's aim toward Slick, who nimbly dodges every attack no matter what, and continues working on the satellite, Slick can be attacked on purpose, when he's up against Coco, then he immobilizes her, and creates a barrier around the launchsite until N Gin is defeated, then the satellite gets launched on schedule without further delay. An army of Bionic Clones then comes out of the launchspace, and cubicle ships with cortex's face printed on it begin invading N Sanity Island, and its neighbors.
Second wave of levels
Coco has begun to notice changes in Crash, and Coco's 3D camera suddenly shows an image of N Brio, who thinks Coco called him, when neither of them apparently called each other...
Bosses
Papu Papu - N Tropy has told Papu of the great evil that lurks in Crash, a great evil that must be destroyed.
Rilla Roo- Attacks Crash/Cortex sent by Brio to capture Crash to examine his mind
N. Tropy and N-Trance- accompanied by various other foes such as Evil Crash, Papu Papu, and he tells Crash/Cortex, the League of Scientific Evil is revoking Cortex's membership since he saved the world, instead of harnessing the power of the reality warping evil Twins. N- Tranced gives Cortex complete control over Crash's body, although the levels inside Crash's mind appear with Crash going through levels instead of Cortex.
Third Wave
N. Brio - Fought as Crunch and Coco as he tries to destroy Cortex, even if it means destroying Crash as well,
Dr. N Tertain he attacks using his Transforming Clown Car, trying to destroy Crash/Cortex as soon as Possible
Dr. N Tangled she attacks by sending her drone plant mutants who obey her every command,
Dr. N Tomb, He morphs into a giant undead Mummy wielding a magic scepter, and unleashing toxic fumes into the air.
Fourth Wave
Madame Amberly- brought back by N Tropy she tries to destroy Cortex after he nearly killed her, and states she came back to offer Nina a place back at the Academy but after her defeat, she says Nina's only road back to the academy is home correspondence.
Slick Bandicoot - fought as Coco within Cyberspace, using high tech weapons and vehicles. As personally going into the computer is the only way of hacking it, and discovering Cortex's master plan.
Nina Cortex- fought as Coco in fisticuffs, and as Crunch when inside her Mecha, Coco is trapped inside the Mecha, held captive by Slick
Dr. Neo Cortex- Fought as Crunch & Coco (with Twinsane moves), and then as Crash inside his mind, after Crash gains Control, Papu Papu uses his magic to seal Cortex inside a golden Mask, modled after Cortex's own face, ending the game, but if the game is completed 100% the boss fight is extended, & Cortex fights Uka Uka for control of his prime Clone's body, Identical to his old body in every way, except slightly taller.
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Fan Creations / Crash Bandicoot: Brainwashed; Battle of the Minds
« on: August 15, 2011, 08:01:13 AM »
Crash Bandicoot the Cortex Conspiracy takes place right after Twinsanity
Uka Uka: Silence, Everyone... I said Silence! SILENCE, ALL!
...That's better! we are gathered to discuss Cortex's replacement, he has failed me more than three times, and has met an untimely demise, any volunteers?
Tropy: I, Dr Nefarious Tropy offer my humble services, as master of quantum physics & Guardian of Time, I have seen the future, and the release of two games has put us all in Jeopardy, I have come up with a revenge plan on our counterparts that could save the series...
Uka: I yawn at your presentation! Give me a plan that we can use right away next time! I can't believe how you are, pathetic. Who else is man enough to come before the mighty Uka Uka, with a great plan, so we can attempt to take over something!
Nina Cortex: I think we should take over the evil 10th dimension!
Uka Uka:A meager little girl was man enough to come before me with a plan? And a better one than Tropy may I add! How do you expect us to accomplish this, if you can tell us, we may actually have a chance!
Nina: It's a piece of cake!
N Gin: What kind of cake?
Nina: Devil's food cake! We use the Psycotron I've been repairing with the help of my new lab partner, I've made some adjustments to the Evolvo-ray so that he couldn't possibly have a double in the 10th dimension, Everyone, Pansies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introuduce you to my new lab partner...
Uka: No! You must be joking! Not another one! Haven't we been through this before! Twice!
Tranced:[b/] I have an idea! Why don't we borrow the Bandicoots to aid in our fight by hypnotizing them...
...When we're done! We'll return them with no memory of it! Your good bro doesn't even have to know!
Meanwhile...
Crash and Coco are fishing, Crash catches a whopper, and Coco goes to get her 3D camera, "Crunch, thanks for agreeing to come, could you watch Crash and make sure he doesn't lose the fish he Just caught..."
Crunch agrees, "Sure thing Missy..."
Dr. Cortex is trapped in Crash's Mind, and takes a few steps, stumbling over parts of Crash's mind, accidentally triggering them...
Crash does the Crash Dance, dropping the fishing pole in the water, "Crash! You fool, you lost your catch! ...I'll get it" Coco brings out her camera, "Opps! out of batteries, sorry, I'll be right back, these 3D screens sure use alot of energy, it gets annoying after awhile"
Cortex looks through Crash's eyes, and sees the reaction, "Crash is too clumsy, it's a wonder how he ever defeats me, I can't be that incompetent, can I..." Cortex stumbles again, and triggers another reaction... "Pancakes!" Crash dance, "Donuts!" Crash Dance, "Cookies! Mocha Chocolate Ya ya! ya-ya!"
Cortex stops, "Wait... Am I triggering Crash's reactions each time I stumble? Once is okay, twice is weird, three times is enough, but four times in a row, and it's obvious! Why didn't I spot it before!" Cortex grabs at part of Crash's brain, Crash does another Crash dance, "Is there any part of Crash's brain that doesn't trigger a victory dance!?!" Cortex grabs, and Crash starts fighting Crunch... "Crash, stop that! I'm warning you... Crunch punches Crash, and Cortex starts rattling around inside Crash's head... "Ow, that's it, based on what I've seen before, Cookies, Pancakes, it's the icing on the cake! Crash's appetite! Bon apatite, Crash Bandicoot..." Cortex licks his lips as he reaches into Crash's brain, "...Mmmmm! Donuts!"
Crash gets a craving!
"Sllrrpp! Tna, Fi-iiiissHH!"
Crash starts fighting Crunch for the giant fish, and Crunch is barely holding on...
Aku Aku stops sipping his juice through a straw, " Crash, Crunch, quit fighting, you two, this is the first time we invite Crunch on a leisure trip, and I am begining to have my doubts about whether or not this was the right choice...
"Okay, I've got my Camera! Ommigosh! Crash, Crunch! What are you doing? Crunch lets go of Crash, Crash starts devouring the fish...
...Great Crash, now we're going to have a picture of a fish skeleton on the mini-fridge! And Crunch! I thought I told you to watch Crash,"
"I did... ohwww, I'm feeling that tommorow..."
Meanwhile, in Crash's Brain...
"What does this part of the brain do?" Crash itches uncontrollably and starts biting his back, Coco notices, "Crash, I didn't see too many mosquitoes; don't tell me you have fleas again! it's a good think I always some bug spray in my backpack when I go camping, just in case we get lice, or ticks, it'll get rid of any parasites." "Coco, does it really remove all parasites"
"Yes, Aku AKu, Well, mainly just the ones on the surface,"
"Well, my wooden skin isn't that deep, Do you think you could spray some on me, I have a bad case of termites, and they're biting is a real pain in the neck, which they already chewed off!"
Coco sprays some bug spray on him, he goes into the RV to watch his favorite soap.
N-Tranced comes and attacks the Bandicoots "Crash, Coco, Crunch... It's good to meet you again! But you don't remember me, I'm N-Tranced, all powerful Mind Warper from the 5th dimension!"
Crunch looks at Coco, "Do you know this guy?" Coco's reply, "I don't remember seeing anything like him! Ever!"
"That's okay! I figured as much! I almost forgot the 3rd dimension is tethered by time! It keeps other timelines separate. Which means, you're not the same Crash who defeated me!"
Trance continues "I'm going to give you a chance, you can willingly help in the takeover of the tenth dimension, or you can be hypnotized into doing it, So, do I have to scramble your minds?"
"Get him Crash!"
N-Tranced hits Crash...
"This time you can only be unhypnotized if I say my name backwards three times! And Unlike some guys from the fifth dimension, I'm not easily tricked by heroes into saying decnarT, No! decnarT! the sound just cracks me up! Say it once and you gotta say it again! I've gotta hold myself, I can't say... ...DECNART!"
Crash destroys Tranced's clock, but triggers a blast that causes him to sleep, & sleepwalk.
"Fine! I'll go to the Dragon Realms! See if I can get Spyro to do the job for me! I might not need hypnosis!"
"I'm done with the bus spray! Those teremites were really tearing me apart, no pun intended!
Cortex does his soliloquies again...
"Good! Focus on those out-side parasites, for they, are merely... ...skin deep."
"It's only a matter of time before I figure out how the rest of Crash's mind works, then I can figure out how to escape this danger zone... because I, Dr. Neo Cortex, am finally taking control! Get ready for a Battle of the Minds Crash, one you can't possibly win!
End of intro...
Part 2:
"Crunch, last night I was looking for my sketchbook to outline a new blueprint, and noticed my eraser was chewed off, and some of the pages were taken out, did you happen to see anyone go into the truck while I was asleep?"
"No, just Crash, I saw him he looked kinda dazed, looking straight ahead, stumbling along a little more than usual, and kept yawning..."
"Sounds like he was sleepwalking, good thing to, because now I can't blame him for what he did, it doesn't matter, I have those blueprints and more like them up here"
"Your weird hair flower?"
"No! and that was rude... Crunch, Please don't insult my fashion choice."
"Sorry,"
Crash is snoring with his tongue sticking out, with a sandwich in his hand "Crash, wake up, you're on top of the Watercooler!
Crash get's up, "There Crash, here's some good old fashioned steak & eggs! Eat up, you need the strength, you can't always rely on fate's dice to roll in your favor every time, get some meat on those flabby arms of yours, it'll help fix those dice so you'll win!"
"I'm afraid Crunch's right Crash, Cortex may have gotten sloppy in recent years, but if he ever returns somehow, he could've gotten more powerful, than before, and his plans kept getting more complex each time. You can't rely on luck and a strong will alone."
"That's right, the trauma I experienced when I was under Cortex's mind control may have made my brain a little fuzzy, but the reason Dr. Cortex failed to win last time mightn't been because Uka Uka rushed Cortex's plan before it was ready. Cortex gave me enhanced strength, but never came up with a plan on how to use it. If he had both strength, and and a plan, he might've had a real chance."
"It doesn't matter, In a world with enough good people, light can spread to the darkest of places!"
Cortex, has nothing better to do than talk to no one...
"Evil can also spread, like a disease that can seem impossible to cure, because some people just can't resist that kind of temptation... I've explored Crash's subconscious enough to find how to block his heat sense, then tonight, he'll feel nothing but cold, & he'll want to go back to the house, where I can experiment enough to find out how the rest of Crash's mind works without suspicion."
A distorted voice can be heard...
"Evil can also spread, like a disease that can seem impossible to cure, it can be hard to resist, spreading to the farthest regions of time." Cortex gets upset "I said that already! No more repeat jokes! Who said that?"
"Dr. N Tropy! Why are you interrupting our camping trip?" Coco demands.
"I am here of my own independence and free will, I have detected a quirk in the timeline, two actually, one seems to be a result of the reality warping from Twinsanity Island, splitting the timeline in two; the other seems to be a quirk in spacetime that may also be a result of the warp, neither tethered, nor disembodied from this dimension, and Crash seems to be the key in solving the mystery to these flaws, and in order to save the world, I am willing to tear Crash apart with my new quantum analyzer to do it, then I shall rule the future once more, and TIME, shall oNCE AGAIN! BE, in its, PROPER, ORDER!
Boss Fight with Crash fighting N Tropy, with Cortex helping out when N Tropy tries to cross dimensions, and accidentally runs into Cortex in between teleports, N Tropy can also slow down and speed up Crash, and split himself in two, one old, and one with a cyborg arm. After Crash & Cortex defeat Crash, N. Tropy he smirks saying, very interesting... Wait, I feel a disturbance in spacetime, something is not right!
"Oh no! he's found out about my locality in Crash's mind, N Tropy will react, it's only a matter of time..."
Crash is tired and lays down, "I need to take control now!" Cortex is struggling with Crash, and starts fighting from the inside, "You're weakened from that boss fight aren't you, this is going to be easy!" The sky turns red...
"What on Earth?" An armada of cloaked spaceships comes into veiw,
Cortex retorts "I spoke too soon"
"Greetings earth, I am Queen Scorpidera, we are the Insectoids, we come in peace, we have shared our gift of Red Sky with you, but we warn you, you will be assimilated! You will be enslaved! Resistance is futile, we only ask that you peacefully surrender, or else there will be no peace between our Worlds!
"Crash? what's wrong? Crunch, we have to catch Crash before hurts himself!"
"Why Crunch, you're here!"
"Crash, I didn't know you could talk, I assumed Cortex ripped out your vocal cords!"
"I would never! I'd use a muzzle instead!"
"Crash, I don't care if I have to drag you by the eyes! There's somthing wrong with you, and I'm gonna help your sister figure out what."
"Think again cretin!"
"Wow, your voice is weird, it sounds like Cortex, except even whinier."
"You would insult my voice! My voice is of reason!"
"Whatever, you're still going down!"
"Quite right you are Crunch, Cortex is going down! And Crash along with him! I've brought some old foes to face them,
Pinstripe Potoroo, Ripper Roo, Komodo Bros, Papu Papu, and N. Tropy himself have teamed up to destroy both Crash and Cortex.
"My old friend Nitrusting Fatal Brio would've been here, but I've decided not to tell him, my secret, although some of his former minions have been invited. I feel it best if that worthless fetus of a man doesn't find out just yet."
Papu:"You's right, Evil, is in orange rat! He must go, for greater good..."
Pinstripe: Hey Crash, If you can hearsee what I says, I'm gonna smack that Cortex for ya' take care of 'em quickly if ya'know what'I mean. Then, Badda Bing Badda Boom Bang! I'll take good care of Tawna for yas, had my eye on 'er since Cortex Striked Back, buddy. You sure know how to pick 'em! Sorry I gotta do this fell'a!
"As the three of you can see, you're clearly outnumbered, surrounded, no-where to run, it's the ultimatum of Boss battles!"
"Excuse me, Clockman! I'm having a hard time understanding the parts about the three of us, is Cortex somewhere around hiding?"
"Yes, Crunch, Cortex is indeed somewhere around here, hiding..."
N-Trance: Hiding in less than plain sight! I could destroy either Cortex or Crash in an instant using my hypnosis, then only one would be left! So, who's it gonna be first, Cortex, or Crash..."
N-Trance, give Cortex the advantage over Crash, he's not used to fighting in his current condition..."
"Yes, Nefarious Sir, I shall toy with him first, savoring every moment, scrambling his brain little by little..."
"You think you're strong enough to take on a mad Scientist and his creations, I have the plan, we have the strength, together, we can't lose! Crunch! use tactic number BN10K."
"How do you know about-"
-"Never mind, just do it!"
Crunch and Cortex-Crash go through a canyon filled with villians, using Crunch as if he was a Titan, Crunch has a percentage healthbar, and Crash/Cortex occasionally hop off Crunch in miniboss fights, until the Final Boss, Madame Amberly, and N- Tranced is reached.
After "beating" the "bosses" and getting through the villain infested levels, Crunch remembers to call Coco,
N Tropy: "Give up you vermin, you cannot win!"
Crunch: "Wait, we don't have to win..."
Cortex Bandicoot: "What! I think we do need to win!"
Crunch: "No, we don't! Activate the transporter Coco, two to beam up..."
Uka Uka: Silence, Everyone... I said Silence! SILENCE, ALL!
...That's better! we are gathered to discuss Cortex's replacement, he has failed me more than three times, and has met an untimely demise, any volunteers?
Tropy: I, Dr Nefarious Tropy offer my humble services, as master of quantum physics & Guardian of Time, I have seen the future, and the release of two games has put us all in Jeopardy, I have come up with a revenge plan on our counterparts that could save the series...
Uka: I yawn at your presentation! Give me a plan that we can use right away next time! I can't believe how you are, pathetic. Who else is man enough to come before the mighty Uka Uka, with a great plan, so we can attempt to take over something!
Nina Cortex: I think we should take over the evil 10th dimension!
Uka Uka:A meager little girl was man enough to come before me with a plan? And a better one than Tropy may I add! How do you expect us to accomplish this, if you can tell us, we may actually have a chance!
Nina: It's a piece of cake!
N Gin: What kind of cake?
Nina: Devil's food cake! We use the Psycotron I've been repairing with the help of my new lab partner, I've made some adjustments to the Evolvo-ray so that he couldn't possibly have a double in the 10th dimension, Everyone, Pansies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introuduce you to my new lab partner...
Uka: No! You must be joking! Not another one! Haven't we been through this before! Twice!
Tranced:[b/] I have an idea! Why don't we borrow the Bandicoots to aid in our fight by hypnotizing them...
...When we're done! We'll return them with no memory of it! Your good bro doesn't even have to know!
Meanwhile...
Crash and Coco are fishing, Crash catches a whopper, and Coco goes to get her 3D camera, "Crunch, thanks for agreeing to come, could you watch Crash and make sure he doesn't lose the fish he Just caught..."
Crunch agrees, "Sure thing Missy..."
Dr. Cortex is trapped in Crash's Mind, and takes a few steps, stumbling over parts of Crash's mind, accidentally triggering them...
Crash does the Crash Dance, dropping the fishing pole in the water, "Crash! You fool, you lost your catch! ...I'll get it" Coco brings out her camera, "Opps! out of batteries, sorry, I'll be right back, these 3D screens sure use alot of energy, it gets annoying after awhile"
Cortex looks through Crash's eyes, and sees the reaction, "Crash is too clumsy, it's a wonder how he ever defeats me, I can't be that incompetent, can I..." Cortex stumbles again, and triggers another reaction... "Pancakes!" Crash dance, "Donuts!" Crash Dance, "Cookies! Mocha Chocolate Ya ya! ya-ya!"
Cortex stops, "Wait... Am I triggering Crash's reactions each time I stumble? Once is okay, twice is weird, three times is enough, but four times in a row, and it's obvious! Why didn't I spot it before!" Cortex grabs at part of Crash's brain, Crash does another Crash dance, "Is there any part of Crash's brain that doesn't trigger a victory dance!?!" Cortex grabs, and Crash starts fighting Crunch... "Crash, stop that! I'm warning you... Crunch punches Crash, and Cortex starts rattling around inside Crash's head... "Ow, that's it, based on what I've seen before, Cookies, Pancakes, it's the icing on the cake! Crash's appetite! Bon apatite, Crash Bandicoot..." Cortex licks his lips as he reaches into Crash's brain, "...Mmmmm! Donuts!"
Crash gets a craving!
"Sllrrpp! Tna, Fi-iiiissHH!"
Crash starts fighting Crunch for the giant fish, and Crunch is barely holding on...
Aku Aku stops sipping his juice through a straw, " Crash, Crunch, quit fighting, you two, this is the first time we invite Crunch on a leisure trip, and I am begining to have my doubts about whether or not this was the right choice...
"Okay, I've got my Camera! Ommigosh! Crash, Crunch! What are you doing? Crunch lets go of Crash, Crash starts devouring the fish...
...Great Crash, now we're going to have a picture of a fish skeleton on the mini-fridge! And Crunch! I thought I told you to watch Crash,"
"I did... ohwww, I'm feeling that tommorow..."
Meanwhile, in Crash's Brain...
"What does this part of the brain do?" Crash itches uncontrollably and starts biting his back, Coco notices, "Crash, I didn't see too many mosquitoes; don't tell me you have fleas again! it's a good think I always some bug spray in my backpack when I go camping, just in case we get lice, or ticks, it'll get rid of any parasites." "Coco, does it really remove all parasites"
"Yes, Aku AKu, Well, mainly just the ones on the surface,"
"Well, my wooden skin isn't that deep, Do you think you could spray some on me, I have a bad case of termites, and they're biting is a real pain in the neck, which they already chewed off!"
Coco sprays some bug spray on him, he goes into the RV to watch his favorite soap.
N-Tranced comes and attacks the Bandicoots "Crash, Coco, Crunch... It's good to meet you again! But you don't remember me, I'm N-Tranced, all powerful Mind Warper from the 5th dimension!"
Crunch looks at Coco, "Do you know this guy?" Coco's reply, "I don't remember seeing anything like him! Ever!"
"That's okay! I figured as much! I almost forgot the 3rd dimension is tethered by time! It keeps other timelines separate. Which means, you're not the same Crash who defeated me!"
Trance continues "I'm going to give you a chance, you can willingly help in the takeover of the tenth dimension, or you can be hypnotized into doing it, So, do I have to scramble your minds?"
"Get him Crash!"
N-Tranced hits Crash...
"This time you can only be unhypnotized if I say my name backwards three times! And Unlike some guys from the fifth dimension, I'm not easily tricked by heroes into saying decnarT, No! decnarT! the sound just cracks me up! Say it once and you gotta say it again! I've gotta hold myself, I can't say... ...DECNART!"
Crash destroys Tranced's clock, but triggers a blast that causes him to sleep, & sleepwalk.
"Fine! I'll go to the Dragon Realms! See if I can get Spyro to do the job for me! I might not need hypnosis!"
"I'm done with the bus spray! Those teremites were really tearing me apart, no pun intended!
Cortex does his soliloquies again...
"Good! Focus on those out-side parasites, for they, are merely... ...skin deep."
"It's only a matter of time before I figure out how the rest of Crash's mind works, then I can figure out how to escape this danger zone... because I, Dr. Neo Cortex, am finally taking control! Get ready for a Battle of the Minds Crash, one you can't possibly win!
End of intro...
Part 2:
"Crunch, last night I was looking for my sketchbook to outline a new blueprint, and noticed my eraser was chewed off, and some of the pages were taken out, did you happen to see anyone go into the truck while I was asleep?"
"No, just Crash, I saw him he looked kinda dazed, looking straight ahead, stumbling along a little more than usual, and kept yawning..."
"Sounds like he was sleepwalking, good thing to, because now I can't blame him for what he did, it doesn't matter, I have those blueprints and more like them up here"
"Your weird hair flower?"
"No! and that was rude... Crunch, Please don't insult my fashion choice."
"Sorry,"
Crash is snoring with his tongue sticking out, with a sandwich in his hand "Crash, wake up, you're on top of the Watercooler!
Crash get's up, "There Crash, here's some good old fashioned steak & eggs! Eat up, you need the strength, you can't always rely on fate's dice to roll in your favor every time, get some meat on those flabby arms of yours, it'll help fix those dice so you'll win!"
"I'm afraid Crunch's right Crash, Cortex may have gotten sloppy in recent years, but if he ever returns somehow, he could've gotten more powerful, than before, and his plans kept getting more complex each time. You can't rely on luck and a strong will alone."
"That's right, the trauma I experienced when I was under Cortex's mind control may have made my brain a little fuzzy, but the reason Dr. Cortex failed to win last time mightn't been because Uka Uka rushed Cortex's plan before it was ready. Cortex gave me enhanced strength, but never came up with a plan on how to use it. If he had both strength, and and a plan, he might've had a real chance."
"It doesn't matter, In a world with enough good people, light can spread to the darkest of places!"
Cortex, has nothing better to do than talk to no one...
"Evil can also spread, like a disease that can seem impossible to cure, because some people just can't resist that kind of temptation... I've explored Crash's subconscious enough to find how to block his heat sense, then tonight, he'll feel nothing but cold, & he'll want to go back to the house, where I can experiment enough to find out how the rest of Crash's mind works without suspicion."
A distorted voice can be heard...
"Evil can also spread, like a disease that can seem impossible to cure, it can be hard to resist, spreading to the farthest regions of time." Cortex gets upset "I said that already! No more repeat jokes! Who said that?"
"Dr. N Tropy! Why are you interrupting our camping trip?" Coco demands.
"I am here of my own independence and free will, I have detected a quirk in the timeline, two actually, one seems to be a result of the reality warping from Twinsanity Island, splitting the timeline in two; the other seems to be a quirk in spacetime that may also be a result of the warp, neither tethered, nor disembodied from this dimension, and Crash seems to be the key in solving the mystery to these flaws, and in order to save the world, I am willing to tear Crash apart with my new quantum analyzer to do it, then I shall rule the future once more, and TIME, shall oNCE AGAIN! BE, in its, PROPER, ORDER!
Boss Fight with Crash fighting N Tropy, with Cortex helping out when N Tropy tries to cross dimensions, and accidentally runs into Cortex in between teleports, N Tropy can also slow down and speed up Crash, and split himself in two, one old, and one with a cyborg arm. After Crash & Cortex defeat Crash, N. Tropy he smirks saying, very interesting... Wait, I feel a disturbance in spacetime, something is not right!
"Oh no! he's found out about my locality in Crash's mind, N Tropy will react, it's only a matter of time..."
Crash is tired and lays down, "I need to take control now!" Cortex is struggling with Crash, and starts fighting from the inside, "You're weakened from that boss fight aren't you, this is going to be easy!" The sky turns red...
"What on Earth?" An armada of cloaked spaceships comes into veiw,
Cortex retorts "I spoke too soon"
"Greetings earth, I am Queen Scorpidera, we are the Insectoids, we come in peace, we have shared our gift of Red Sky with you, but we warn you, you will be assimilated! You will be enslaved! Resistance is futile, we only ask that you peacefully surrender, or else there will be no peace between our Worlds!
"Crash? what's wrong? Crunch, we have to catch Crash before hurts himself!"
"Why Crunch, you're here!"
"Crash, I didn't know you could talk, I assumed Cortex ripped out your vocal cords!"
"I would never! I'd use a muzzle instead!"
"Crash, I don't care if I have to drag you by the eyes! There's somthing wrong with you, and I'm gonna help your sister figure out what."
"Think again cretin!"
"Wow, your voice is weird, it sounds like Cortex, except even whinier."
"You would insult my voice! My voice is of reason!"
"Whatever, you're still going down!"
"Quite right you are Crunch, Cortex is going down! And Crash along with him! I've brought some old foes to face them,
Pinstripe Potoroo, Ripper Roo, Komodo Bros, Papu Papu, and N. Tropy himself have teamed up to destroy both Crash and Cortex.
"My old friend Nitrusting Fatal Brio would've been here, but I've decided not to tell him, my secret, although some of his former minions have been invited. I feel it best if that worthless fetus of a man doesn't find out just yet."
Papu:"You's right, Evil, is in orange rat! He must go, for greater good..."
Pinstripe: Hey Crash, If you can hearsee what I says, I'm gonna smack that Cortex for ya' take care of 'em quickly if ya'know what'I mean. Then, Badda Bing Badda Boom Bang! I'll take good care of Tawna for yas, had my eye on 'er since Cortex Striked Back, buddy. You sure know how to pick 'em! Sorry I gotta do this fell'a!
"As the three of you can see, you're clearly outnumbered, surrounded, no-where to run, it's the ultimatum of Boss battles!"
"Excuse me, Clockman! I'm having a hard time understanding the parts about the three of us, is Cortex somewhere around hiding?"
"Yes, Crunch, Cortex is indeed somewhere around here, hiding..."
N-Trance: Hiding in less than plain sight! I could destroy either Cortex or Crash in an instant using my hypnosis, then only one would be left! So, who's it gonna be first, Cortex, or Crash..."
N-Trance, give Cortex the advantage over Crash, he's not used to fighting in his current condition..."
"Yes, Nefarious Sir, I shall toy with him first, savoring every moment, scrambling his brain little by little..."
"You think you're strong enough to take on a mad Scientist and his creations, I have the plan, we have the strength, together, we can't lose! Crunch! use tactic number BN10K."
"How do you know about-"
-"Never mind, just do it!"
Crunch and Cortex-Crash go through a canyon filled with villians, using Crunch as if he was a Titan, Crunch has a percentage healthbar, and Crash/Cortex occasionally hop off Crunch in miniboss fights, until the Final Boss, Madame Amberly, and N- Tranced is reached.
After "beating" the "bosses" and getting through the villain infested levels, Crunch remembers to call Coco,
N Tropy: "Give up you vermin, you cannot win!"
Crunch: "Wait, we don't have to win..."
Cortex Bandicoot: "What! I think we do need to win!"
Crunch: "No, we don't! Activate the transporter Coco, two to beam up..."
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Mario / Re: Mario & Sonic at 2012 London
« on: August 11, 2011, 06:14:52 AM »Funky Kong all the way.Sega's designing the game, it's all up to them...I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get this game on launch because of all the other releases taking place in November (Uncharted 3, Super Mario 3D Land, Sonic Generations, etc.) but when I get the money, it's a definite buy for me.
As for the Miis, I doubt Nintendo will come up with anything transferable. I think they're saving 3DS compatibility for the Wii U.
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StarFox / Re: Star Fox Wii or Star Fox HD?
« on: August 11, 2011, 06:10:34 AM »
The Wii U would be a nice system for Starfox, but I'd love to see a level with an EMP emitter that blocks all technology, & requires Krystal and Fox to tag-team it using her staff while fighting atop a giant monster.
In the end of the level, Falco suggests they detonate the bombs manually, and Slippy is impressed that Falco thought of the idea when Slippy thought the situation was hopeless without technology.
In the end of the level, Falco suggests they detonate the bombs manually, and Slippy is impressed that Falco thought of the idea when Slippy thought the situation was hopeless without technology.
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StarFox / Re: Star Fox 64 3D
« on: August 11, 2011, 06:06:21 AM »
The controls will not be like Starfox Command, so it will be a far easier game to control.
But I couldn't figure out how to organize Wi-Fi with this game, without excluding all messaging features, so with the arguments I've had with myself, Nintendo probally had alot more debating considering they're more than one person...
But I couldn't figure out how to organize Wi-Fi with this game, without excluding all messaging features, so with the arguments I've had with myself, Nintendo probally had alot more debating considering they're more than one person...
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Should Nintendo produce real-life SSB-like trophies?
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:57:08 AM »Brawl is too old to have new products coming out for it.We're talking about the Wii U/3DS versions scheduled to start being developed after the release of Kid Icarus Uprising...
...Which Sakurai has been hired on with Nintendo once again after he made Pit, (and, seeing Wizards of Waverly place, angels) popular with the release of Brawl.
And if they released special trophies with QR codes on it to unlock special characters, stages, and trophies in the new SSB games, it would be the e-reader feature all over again, except you wouldn't have to buy a special accesory, and you'd have a collectable as well, They could be used as Club Nintendo prizes, Nintendo finally got a good one with the life size AR mat, so these could be considered useful prizes as well.
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: 3DS Miis as Wii guest Miis
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:44:54 AM »Because that feature should be left to individual game developers, I did manage to get an eyebrow combination on Cortex that looks like an N, at the cost of Neo's overcomb... or should I say undercomb...No.
why not?
It's just not efficient to add a facepaint feature, then Wii U Miis couldn't be transfered over to 3DS games, I managed to create an even better Cortex Mii on the 3DS, he still shows teeth, but now he's not smiling...
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: 3DS Price Drops To $169 AUG, 12th
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:33:15 AM »I'm one who definitely thought the 3DS was over-priced from the start. Nintendo has been releasing updated DS hardware every few years without huge price increases. I think the general public didn't view this any differently. Unless you have played one yourself, it sure looks like just another DS.For graphics, it's somewhere in between a PSP/PS2 somewhere below a PS3 or Wii U,
for gameplay, it was alot like the PS2 unless tilt & Cameras are involved, the touch screen is only in place to allow backwards compatibility with DS & DSiware titles, if that weren't the case, they'd replace the touchscreen with another C-pad.
The VR gaming is great, shooting Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus (From the DS game shot in the store) in Face Raiders was fun! Although if you tried to describe what it looked like it's weird...
The Miis have improved, but they probally won't be featured in as many games, I'm hoping for another Crash CTR game that forces the players to be the system Avatar Miis during single card Multiplayer.
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Am I the only one disappointed with the 3DS?
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:14:56 AM »
I looked at the screen, compared to the "Pop-up" effects of normal 3D, the 3DS is more of an HD diorama. I do mean 480p x2 but it's still HD compared to my TV, I'm saving up for a $470 32" 3D TV at WalMart, but I've been thinking I need a laptop, and the 3DS is coming out, and picking berries gives me an Irish sunburn.
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Gamecube/Dreamcast/Saturn virtual consloe
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:06:26 AM »
I think Wii U ware, instead, due to the larger amount of memory a Wii U has, except in cases of small games less than 2 GB like the original Crash Bandicoot, with few sound files, or 2D games like Inspector Gadget & Punky skunk,
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Nintendo Gaming / Re: Crash Bandicoot should be Re-Released
« on: August 11, 2011, 04:55:58 AM »
Actually they are 2nd party, Sony owns Naughty Dog, & Naughty Dog no longer owns Crash or Spyro since Naughty dog gave the licenses for Crash & Spyro to Universal Interactive.
Those games you mentioned, were made by Naughty Dog under Sony's management, they are first party, unless Sony sold Naughty dog, or Naughty Dog sold the rights to those titles...
Those games you mentioned, were made by Naughty Dog under Sony's management, they are first party, unless Sony sold Naughty dog, or Naughty Dog sold the rights to those titles...