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« on: April 10, 2011, 07:37:35 PM »
...to find out your in a barren wasteland. You're thirsty, so you start digging for water in the sand. All you find is a sponge and a starfish, so you keep them as pets in a water tank....with water...You don't realize there's water in the tank, and you keep the two as pets. You then start a farm of Trapinch. You first build a barn. You go and collect some 3 Trapinch. One lays an egg and one evolves into a Vibrava. You then make a special fence for Vibrava and Flygon. You suddenly get an idea and make a video game where the objective is to raise Pokémon, get married, have a child, and die. You call it "Harvest Moon: A Trapinch Life" and get sued for copyright infringement by Natsume. You go to jail for 5 nanoseconds and go back to your farm. You make a nice little house and move your sponge and starfish in there. You go exploring for some more Trapinch when you find a small group of Pikmin. You take them to your farm and build an onion. You start breeding and you have a Pikmin farm. You add them to your Trapinch farm in a seperate fence. You go into your house to find out that Spongebob and a Staryu are living in your fish tank. You throw a Ditto in there and breed more Staryu and your Staryu evolves into Starmie. As for Spongebob, you leave him outside to melt in the sun. 3 years later, you have such a thriving farm that contains Trapinch, Vibrava, Flygon, Pikmin, Goombas, Koopas, Buzzy Beetles, Staryu, Starmie, Bulborbs, Cows, Miltank, Tauros, Tektites, and Dodongos. You go on the news and get asked a question. You reply "I liek turtles" and falcon punch the reporter to Planet Planet. Next, you add to your farm some...