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« on: March 29, 2011, 03:15:31 AM »
...land in a conviniently placed pillow shipping truck. You jump off to find out you're over a cliff, and fall until you land in a plane. You get inside to find a group of 6 skydivers. One of them says the corny Chicken Crossing the Road Joke, and, due to anime physics, you flinch and sky dive off the plane with no parachute just because you heard a corny joke. You land in yet ANOTHER conviniently placed pillow shipping truck. Inside, you find a dead grandma. You ignore her because it has nothing to do with the story. Again, you jump off and FINALLY land on paved road. A meteor hits the Earth, making it explode, and you go flying 50 Billion miles into space to another planet named Planet. Once you awake, the Helmaroc King swoops down and grabs you. A group of pirates start shooting the king and when he flinches, he drops you in the woods on the summit of a mountain on a peaceful island in the middle of the sea. You get attacked by flopping Cheep Cheeps, which proves your a wimp. You jump off the mountain because of your wimpiness. You fall in the sea and get eaten by a Gyorg. You then wake up in the same pillow truck you landed on before...but it's located in space. THEN you wake up in Mario's House. You kill some random guy and bury him under the floorboards, with no trace of him at all. The neighbors called the cops because they heard a stick being crushed outside, and the cops checked all the houses. When they went to your house, you chatted with them and had tea. You sweated all over...and heard the thumping of the heart of the dead man...You gave up and revealed him and got arrested for 50 milleniums. After you get out, your body is still as it was before. It hasn't aged at all...You glitch through the floor and fall onto another pillow truck under the floor and ride it to an unknown place. That place.. is....