wow I could fill this thread up with stories :p I'll try to stick to some of the funniest ones.
Stupid:
One morning I went to work early, no one was there, door was unlocked, so I opened it, walked to my locker and heard the alarm go off, police called and came by... I was embarrassed but couldn't stop laughing.
I once spilled an open bottle of baby oil on my friends' kitchen floor. I figured I could just mop it up with a dry mop, but when my friend stepped on it, OMG he cut a backflip and landed square on his butt.
Weird
I forgot I was wearing sunglasses one day and went around outside all night with them on. (No telling what people thought, but no one said anything about it)
Wrong
My friends and I were bowling, we never go bowling, but thanks to Wii bowling I was leading by less than 10 points to one of my friends and like 50 to everyone else. He's what I consider a srs bowler since he really focuses on the game and the rest of us just play around and send that ball down the alley while goofing off. So I sat in the chair by the floor, he took his bowling stance and started to run with the ball in all the proper form, I dived at his leg and he tripped, let go of the ball and had to live with missing the pins completely that turn. We all laughed.
