One time he hired a monkey to take notes for him in class. He would just sit there with his mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So he wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek." He got an F. When he told his Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"