...steal his panties. He sees you and you run away. You run for miles, and go search for some diamonds. On your way, you see a castle with a few fields of bamboo, a guy from Kung Fu, a giant screw, a Kangaroo, some chicken stew, and a woman who lived in a shoe. You finally turn smart and think to go underground. You fall in water and keep going. You drill through dirt for 60 miles and finally find some diamonds. You use the diamonds to...