One-line-per-post story game

[Maxite]

It evolves into a Salamence, and then proceeds to eats Luigi.

[Solar Dragon]

The Salamence then evolves again into a Missingno and defeats Miyamoto with Super Glitch.

(And Salamence is in no way gayer than Swoobat. Stupid bat with a heart on its nose!)

[Sazandora]

Missingno. then continues to bug the crap out of Miyamoto by making him view its Pokedex data continually.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Miyamoto's Hall of Fame entries are irreversibly corrupted

[Solar Dragon]

The last "Pokémon" he used to beat the league with were: Bowser Lv 1, Mario Lv. 234 and Goomba Lv. -56.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Miyamoto challenges the league again to fix his corrupted Hall of Fame.

[Solar Dragon]

Oh no! A level 345 Satoshi Tajiri attacked!

[Sazandora]

Miyamoto sends out a level 2 Mewthree.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Luckily, levels are stored in one byte, so Satoshi Tajiri is only level 89 (345 mod 265).

[TurtwigA]

The Kazoo is piled by everyone in another area.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mewthree is annoyed that Satoshi Tajiri just knocked off his held Kazoo

[Maxite]

Wario appears and uses Rollout on Mewthree.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Mewthree blocks with barrier

[Maxite]

Optimus Prime appears, uses Transform, and then uses Rollout.

[SnorlaxMonster]

It's one hit KO!

[TurtwigA]

The barrier is broken when Wario starts to fart, which KOs everyone else in the area.

[Metechar]

Wario's fart was so huge, he flew into space, and landed on Planet.

[Maxite]

Wario's so fat he bounces off the Planet and ends up orbiting a black hole in the Toytime Galaxy.

[SnorlaxMonster]

He is eventually sucked in

[Maxite]

Wario gains a new ability as Black Hole Wario and kidnaps Princess Daisy.