One-line-per-post story game

[tacopill]

Dr. Mario and Red start a Pokemon multi-battle against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.

[Solar Dragon]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles kill Red and Dr. Mario.

[TurtwigA]

Phoenix Wright sues the authors for making two unconnected plots, and then becomes the Koopa's lawyer for suing Mario, Sonic, and the TMNS.

[pokemonforever2929]

untill link and gold come back while red and mario(who bailed out of jail with sonic leving the tmns) turned out to fake death and first they all fight king boo untill luigi comes and vaccums him up. (whew!)

[SnorlaxMonster]

Red and Ethan engage in a Pokémon battle, but Red knocks out King Dedede by accident with his Poké Ball.

[Maxite]

And out from the Pokeball bursts SnorlaxMonster!

[pokemonforever2929]

who eats the jailhouse where phionex wright and the koopa make sure the TMNS don't escape. CHOMP!

[TurtwigA]

But then Chuck Norris sues Phoenix and the Koopa himself, with Phoenix being his lawyer.

PARADOX.

[pokemonforever2929]

sorry to intrerrupt but wait, how can phionex wright and the koopa get sued when they're dead?

[Maxite]

Answer to question: Because anything can happen in this story. It doesn't have to make sense.

Continuing on:
And Phoenix Wright came back from the grave dual wielding swords.

[Solar Dragon]

Only for Bowser to destroy the world and every Nintendo character on it.

[tacopill]

Mr. Game and Watch steps in shows he has an advanced physics degree, and Bowser is stopped.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Only for Tabuu to capture Mr. Game & Watch so that he can extract Shadow Bugs.

[Solar Dragon]

Mr. Game and Watch transforms into his Octopus and becomes the henchman of Tabuu.

[pokemonforever2929]

then one hour later he reveals he pretended to work for tabou and destroys the villians once and for all while red and luigi are playing chess

[Solar Dragon]

Luigi checkmates Red and Red runs off in a strop.

[SnorlaxMonster]

Luigi, wanting a more difficult opponent, challenges Mr. Game & Watch to a game of chess.

[Solar Dragon]

Kirby eats the chessboard, enraging Mr. G&W and Luigi.

[tacopill]

Mr. Game & Watch makes 24 shadow clones of himself.

[Maxite]

which are promptly destroyed as a result of a coronal mass ejection.