"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"

[Maxite]

No, that's a hat.
Do you believe in ghosts?

[TurtwigA]

No

Do you?

[Shayminguy7]

I try to stick to Tuesdays and Saturdays, but sometimes I forget.

CAPS LOCK?

[Volatile Dweevil]

MAYBE.

123 - Num Lock?

[SnorlaxMonster]

No, because I can't feel my lock

Why doesn't shadow work?

[PanicAttack]

Shadow? I thought I fired that guy.

What's the difference between an ocelot and a wildcat?

[R7308xx]

UMMM A OCEWOT HADDA H.

WUTTA ZZZZZ...

[SnorlaxMonster]

No sleeping on the job

Are you aware of the bear in your chair?

[HavocReaper48]

Yes, I was about to have tea with him.

Guess you won't be needin' those tapes anymore, want me to get ridda dem?

[SnorlaxMonster]

no wai dem r myne

y r n00bs btr

[R7308xx]

cuz 1337 m8kz u 5m311 1ik3 5417.

Htwa hlusdo I etg ofr ym thbrdiya?

[SnorlaxMonster]

I'm assuming that's just random keys because I've tried quite a few ciphers, and got nothing meaningful.

Special:WhatLinksHere?

[R7308xx]

Special:RandomPage

Why am I not Welcome to Mother 3 World?

[Naesala]

Because you suck.


Where are my flapjacks!?

[SnorlaxMonster]

In the evidence locker

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

[HavocReaper48]

It's actually the "F-15 Eagle" fighter, which is a jet named after a bird.

WHAT ARE MOVES?

[TurtwigA]

Show them.

WHAT ARE MOVES?

[HavocReaper48]

I'll answer that with another question first:

WHAR MAH UNDERPANTS?

[Naesala]

Oh your head.


What do you burn apart from witches?

[SnorlaxMonster]

A DUCK

Why is my pen?