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Offline HavocReaper48

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"Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« on: November 27, 2010, 05:17:44 PM »
Basically, the concept is you ask a not serious question, respond with a silly answer and add your own question. It can witty, humorous and such but of course keep forum rules in mind.

Inspired by this forum, see for large-scale example: http://www.dkc-atlas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=736 (and feel free to join it too!)

It is based on any/all Nintendo franchises. I'll start:

Why doesn't Mario shave his mustache?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 05:04:11 PM »
Because it's No-Shave November.

Why do the Mario (and Wario) Bros wear overalls?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 05:19:51 PM »
Because they're trying to make a fashion statement.

Why do Shy Guys wear masks?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 05:29:58 PM »
Because they're a little ugly.

Why is the Power Suit red?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 12:54:33 AM »
Because, Red symbolizes power of course! Why do you think Mario, DK's tie, and all fire Pokemon are red?

Why do you question the color red?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 01:16:21 AM »
Because I'm a Happy-Happyist. I believe the color blue is superior to all other colors.

Are you a zombie?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2010, 01:20:31 AM »
No, a doctor cured me of zombieitis.

Can I throw a coconut to a Pikachu's head?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2010, 03:47:49 AM »
No, because that's not very nice.

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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2010, 03:56:02 AM »
I don't know why anyone would lick a Mudkip.

Where do Dittos come from?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2010, 04:05:57 AM »
Indecisive pokemon eggs.

Why would the Kremlings want to steal Kong's Banana Hoard?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 04:23:33 AM »
To give the game a plot :P

Do Kremlings even like bananas?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 04:39:23 AM »
No. They hate them because they can.


Which non Star Fox character uses bombs wisely?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2010, 04:42:50 AM »
A Bob-omb because they would just date it.

What Nintendo character has the worst anger issues?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 08:28:23 PM »
Uh, most bosses in Mario games, actually. If you want a specific answer, I would think http://www.mariowiki.com/Gobblegut him. Though I do not have that many Mario games.

Why are they so easy to get angry?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 10:17:12 PM »
Because Mario took their apples when they were babies.

Can I throw a Pikachu to a coconut?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2010, 10:22:43 PM »
Only if the Pikachu is a Grass-type, and if the coconut is an Electric-type.

Why do trees explode?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2010, 10:31:41 PM »
They don't. They only do in your head.

How come no one else bothered to join in on the DKC Atlas forum topic I linked?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2010, 11:22:15 PM »
Because Sega spies are watching it.

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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2010, 11:36:01 PM »
End of the universe.

Why is Captain Falcon awesome?
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Re: "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2010, 11:36:50 PM »
Two words:

FALCON, PUNCH

or

FALCON, KICK.

Also, am I a Sega spy?
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